Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 165 - The ALL NEW Chevy Ted Cruze [Jan. 29, 2020] 

Holy shit hearing the initial reaction to coronavirus is hilarious. How the world has changed

Who knew Shane gettin a sick ass Chevy Cruze would cause so much global peril

"Chinese keep munching bats; tossing them into some chicken noodle and crushing it" hahaha geez this was right before the storm...

Not liking stuff up my nose….Me you and Nancy Reagan is the funniest line ever

18:45 they’re munchin bats and it could be a problem.

Holy shit this is incredible to listen to in 2026

17:30 first mention of covid LMAO "did they get cursed?"

Hearing this now...

Hearing him being pumped on buying the Cruze,and hearing him somewhat sheepishly talking about car shopping with Rogan recently truly convinces me that these guys will never change,and that is the world we all need.

Wagwan Matt

Dude! Listening to this in 2022 is a trip. Gotta love these dudes

Matt’s accent never fails to get me goin’. Not as severe as Woodman but “wooder” “super cyan” and “hentee” always crack me up.

20:56 Core-na-Varus

Started working back from Ep. 1 in 2024 and I'm here now, pre Chevy CRUZ days... The predictions are FUCKING WILD!! Ukraine/Russia, Israel/Palestine, P. Diddy scandal, Top Ramen flavors, soo many etc's... This cast is the Simpson's predictions 2.0! Let's go, Dawgs. ...edit half way through, and COVID, L.C.K., the GODS... the saga continues for the two princes now KINGS. 🎉

Shane called it "Cornavirus" 😂

Then you snort a line of ants, to wash it down

"corna varus" or whatever that virus is called 🤣🤣

My god Chopped China is too fucking funny

So funny to hear some of the stuff here from his new special. This was that nice time in 202 before the sh*t hit the fan!

No not the bat soup I knew this day would come in my Old Testament journey…

Matt saying “I don’t like having anything up my nose.” Jan 29th 2020 was the true cause of COViD. The Chinese found a way to try and take down the pod. But the dawgs survived.

I was sick the day this pod dropped; turned out I had ronies. And who woulda guessed Shane getting that Cruze would warp the fabric of time

great cast, from the future

I just ran my first marathon, crawled into bed in the most pain I’ve ever been in my life, been going through the old school casts for awhile now and I just so happen to stumble on the one where they open by talking about how hard it is to run for 5 mins 😂

Literally just a whole bat in a bowl of broth lol it's a problem!

Chopped China: Straight From the Shanghai Zoo has me in tears.

If we dont eat the pigs than what do we do with them all ? Arnt wild bores tearing up crops in American as we speak? Pork chops for life

Listening to this after they just had Vos on this week. Just Guy Shit 👍

I’d really like to get that article from Matt. I’ve always thought there was a strong parallel between industrialization after slavery, and the movement of manufacturing from the US to foreign countries, accelerated by Bill Clinton. Parallels strictly related to job availability and real income

Shane's glad he doesn't jump to be edgy, then goes on to be one of the first Bat Soup jokesters

14:20 I’ve listened to the cast an embarrassing amount of times I’ve never heard Matt break out laugh like this 😂😂😂 over Shane impulse buying a Chevy ducking cruz

How are you skinning a live dog?

165 down, the dawgz are rowdy!

17:33 Shane with breaking news

I’ve been binging the past few months from episode one looking forward to this moment the whole time, COVID has been mentioned. And shout out to the legendary Chevy cruise 😂

Munching bats ……

“I’m money over everything” -Shane Gillis

Matt discovering VR porn is wild

17:30 the world went all downhill from this moment

The funniest part of the "deviated septum arc" is that the body naturally switches from left to right throughtout your day

Rip Emily Willis

he has in fact unfollowed emily willis, which is quite inconsiderate considering she’s in critical condition currently

Shane actually got in great shape

Vos is a phenomenal MC🎤‼ He's extremely seasoned & tasty as a stand-up too.

Damn it these are Golden

Yooooooo the VID 19 is asshore🤯

Everyone has deviated septum😂

Damn this episode cast in the light of all the events that proceeded it. Even Emily Willis makes a very recent return, being in a coma and whatnot. Very spooky, another very insightful episode from the Dawgs.

Just wow. 17:33 the genesis

super cyan

17:30 the beninging

Hindsight is 2020

Is this the one?

looked up the emily girl and shes in a coma 😟

Crazy hearing this now. Good job boys

I am basically Matt. Diaries of a manic genius.

Saying you dislike bacon is a travesty but i agree.

January 2020. moments before the disaster

40:03 Matt calling Baby Gronk

Kobe take 😪

It's interesting that Shane was watching something about pandemics (and jumping between species) before it went wild Almost like predictive programming

23:08 😂

Well now we know the real reason he got pulled from SNL

I just need a day off. Night out with the dawgz... Need time away from the pups nipping at my heels. Need to hang with the big dawgz

Hearing him say “you see they were munching bats now everyone’s getting sick” in 2024 is hilarious

Dude that Louis burr moment must of been nuts!!!