Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano Give Advice

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@xAllTimeHighx 8 месяцев назад

i KNeW Matteo was gonna go off after that guy mentioned his ex loves Olive Garden 😂😂😂 i immediately thought of Nick

@fanatou 8 месяцев назад

Love it

@gingerleamcwow435 8 месяцев назад

Matteo lost his ever-loving mind when "Olive Garden" fell outta that guy's mouth and I screamed 😂

@audriie 8 месяцев назад

I could instantly hear the Squidward voice 😂❤

@Ethereal_glamgirl 8 месяцев назад

Omg sammmeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died of laughter

@royalblu6412 8 месяцев назад

😂 but did you see Chris's reaction? He physically cringed at the sound! OLIVE GARDEN!

@DaveSlaz 8 месяцев назад

This pair need to take over Podcasting. The way they're just waiting for the next bounce for the riff is perfect.

@DaveSlaz 8 месяцев назад

@Matteo Lane And Chris elbow signalling for you to jump in. brilliant "rizz"

@nottheone582 8 месяцев назад

their chemistry is so good!! i was rolling on the floor

@undertheumbels 8 месяцев назад

Hard agree

@zzizahacallar 8 месяцев назад

1000% this skit was way too short.

@HighPriestessHealing 8 месяцев назад

absofuckinglutely - tonight we just watched something be born

@ErikoLima 8 месяцев назад

"you don't have to deeper your voice" I screamed huaUhuahuuhahuhua

@crunchevo8974 8 месяцев назад

the way his voice went up 6 octaves later lmfao that took me out

@rosaakamims 8 месяцев назад

The LinkedIn guy probably has a new partner that checks his socials so that’s how he gets around it

@aliciaspears7847 8 месяцев назад

That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm positive that's it. How did the guys not think of that ?

@CookieDr007 8 месяцев назад

😮 so I was like wait a minute THIS happened to me too!! like 5 years after college, ex is married and has his first kid and sends this weird amorous message, not happy about his marriage and I'm like wtf so weird and I never responded but this ALL MAKES SENSE NOW 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ thank you!

@buzzlight680 6 месяцев назад

This happened in my country and it went viral! This dude (he's married) texted his mistress via chat on Discord! And other case, a dude (also married) texted his mistress via an online drive app (like Uber in the US). But both got busted by their wives and got divorced.

@musics4me 5 месяцев назад

@@buzzlight680omg this must be that Indo case!!!!

@marcolaich994 5 месяцев назад

Damn I think you're right😅

@DarleneLesmana 7 месяцев назад

straight for 50 years and then gay for 50 is a brand of bisexuality that i was not ready for

@JamesNYCGuy3 8 месяцев назад

"I'll teach you about the beez & beez later." I was done! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@walletinspecto 7 месяцев назад

I thought he said B's and T's, as in Bottoms and Tops. But I don't really listen and too lazy to listen back

@Elmerphant 8 месяцев назад

I love CHris so much. Such chaotic energy in the best possible way. Matteo enjoying the ride lol

@TrixieMatteI 8 месяцев назад

yeah, but ethnicity kink was weird lol every other part of him is great though.

@typhoonf6 8 месяцев назад

@@TrixieMatteI what made it weird?

@chocolatemuffin21 8 месяцев назад

@@TrixieMatteII’m inclined to agree 🤔

@Elmerphant 4 месяца назад

@@TrixieMatteI Soy Latina so I don't mind him calling us crazy. Girl I am lol

@jtrain5615 3 месяца назад

@@TrixieMatteI C O M E D Y

@okay_sunshine 8 месяцев назад

"it sounds like you're the problem" 😂😂😂

@idesireahimbo 8 месяцев назад

I wish this was full special length - good lord it was hilarious

@EmJob8 8 месяцев назад

I lost it at "Watch episodes of Charmed together" hahah

@loveinthematrix 8 месяцев назад

That’s actually amazing

@commentsforthealgorithm 8 месяцев назад

Got an audible cackle out of me

@TCt83067695 3 месяца назад

What's wrong with Charmed?

@ianshaan 3 месяца назад

@@TCt83067695They’re just saying its relatable 🏳️‍🌈 lol

@HankHodges 8 месяцев назад

Of course Mateo is always a hoot, but Chris is a riot as well. Thanks guys !!!

@ojeda5577 8 месяцев назад

The Hoot and a Riot podcast lol I'd watch

@gingerleamcwow435 8 месяцев назад

@@ojeda5577yass!!

@grabberblue12 8 месяцев назад

Holy shit, I didn’t want this to end. I imagine the people that caught this live are STILL laughing!

@raynor1493 8 месяцев назад

This needs to be 3 hours long 😂😂

@Th3Gr3mlinz 8 месяцев назад

Imagine Chris, Nick, and Mateo together just riffing and talking shit. I need it.

@flowrinse9671 8 месяцев назад

Their friend group is a really funny…add Bob and Monet to that…

@mrxman581 8 месяцев назад

Chris is great. Loved the way he closed the set by bringing it back to the LinkedIn woman. Hilarious. Well done.

@ChristintaAguilerta 8 месяцев назад

Love seeing these two together, they play off each other's comedy so well. I'd watch a pod! Shoutout Chrissy and Matteo's new cellular service: Gay Tea & Tea.

@funcats1999 7 месяцев назад

is this a real podcast or name suggestion, because gay tea and tea is genuis!!!

@ChristintaAguilerta 7 месяцев назад

@@funcats1999 I wish it was! Hahaha.

@Tinker_LV426 8 месяцев назад

This needs to happen on a regular basis. You both killed it! You didn't step over each other's jokes and you fed off of each other so amazingly. What a treat❤

@nanivogel4453 8 месяцев назад

Haha they're so perfect on stage together

@matthew_hilliard 8 месяцев назад

“Are they also on Xenga & LiveJournal” took me out. 😂😂😂

@alamedadanceparty 3 месяца назад

😂☠️😂☠️😅

@TeppiaxD 8 месяцев назад

That linked in girl caught the wildest stray 😂😂😂.

@deannad9105 8 месяцев назад

But she was being needlessly vague😂

@salumbre365 8 месяцев назад

Goodness, these two have off-the-charts chemistry! I love how relaxed they are with each other, and how fast on the draw Chris is. They should work more together! Add Nick to this mix, and they're EXPLOSIVE.

@jennifertehanisarreal 8 месяцев назад

Best combo ever 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Love them separately. Great to see them “give advice” together. Soooo funny . Thanks for this!

@forallthestupidshit3550 5 месяцев назад

The chemistry is amazing!

@markchitwood3415 8 месяцев назад

Did you see how angry matteo got when he said Olive Garden? Lol

@ericdwhitmorec 8 месяцев назад

7:41 the moment violence was chosen Nick is Every Wherrrreeee

@funnyusername8635 8 месяцев назад

7:42 I paused and I am freaking dying at the reactions! Chris' face! Oh my god! 🤣

@jscES44AC 8 месяцев назад

'Sounds like YOU'RE the problem.' Hilarious. 2 of my favorite comics on stage together. Thank you!

@kseni_vely 8 месяцев назад

How did I get to my old age without knowing who Chris is? 😂 These two are amazing together! This needs to be an advice podcast & Nick would criticise everyone and everything 🖤

@PersonWithStupid37 8 месяцев назад

Check out his 9/11 story

@simonfea2 8 месяцев назад

Chris and Mateo need to have a movie, a documentary, a sitcom, a podcast... They are so hilarious ❤

@RebeccaO619 8 месяцев назад

Effortlessly hilarious. I could watch you two do this for hours 😂

@braggarmybrat 8 месяцев назад

I wish I could have seen the LinkedIn lady's face when they suggested she date the guy. Two of my favorite comedians.

@ahsans5350 8 месяцев назад

I love Mateo and his collabs. Feel like he’s cool with everyone!!!!! Love this dynamic. More of this!

@dianallamas7135 8 месяцев назад

THIS needs to be a thing!!! That was way too short. Oh and the ending where Mateo goes off once he heard "Olive Garden" 🤣MORE of these two please!!!

@melsyoutube 8 месяцев назад

y’all bounced off eachother so well, i loved this!

@alexloopdesign 8 месяцев назад

OMG I am still laughing! More collabs like this! I could watch you together for hours!

@douglasmijangos3327 8 месяцев назад

2 of my favorite comedians on the same stage and at the same time 🤯 I wish I were there 😢 😂 love both of you … thank you for the hilarious laughs always ❤😂

@archangel115 8 месяцев назад

Nick says hello and is waiting for you with an axe after that shade on Olive Garden Matteo 🤣🤣

@sea_manny 3 месяца назад

The way Matteo got mad when he heard Olive garden! 😂😂😂😂

@chillith926 8 месяцев назад

what a power duo!

@ikkrijgnoggeldvanje 8 месяцев назад

Omg these two are 🔥

@chiiimo 8 месяцев назад

OMG please do more things together you're the perfect combination of shit talking kings...i mean queens hehe 😂

@carollollol 6 месяцев назад

The way she said he does science made me think of the scene where Ken 'does beach'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@montanasuede 3 месяца назад

Chris’s awkward circular snap is complete verification of his heterosexuality.

@mark99k 8 месяцев назад

More of this please! You can feel the chemistry.

@calisongbird 8 месяцев назад

omg I’ve been following each of them separately for ages, I had no idea they were friends! This is such a great pairing!! 😂

@Linknla 8 месяцев назад

Omg Matteo is Hilarious! That Olive Garden rant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heckee97 8 месяцев назад

this is just perfect! I need more of them together! :D

@SLAMSwan 7 месяцев назад

Chris's Puerto Rican impression has me ☠️

@andeurastar 8 месяцев назад

The change in Matteos face after the olive garden comment was so pure lmaooo

@loveinthematrix 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@iloveapiano6542 8 месяцев назад

I teach at a Catholic elementary school and this was just the perfect amount of gay shit to get me through my day. Thank you for the work you do.

@BcBaxley 8 месяцев назад

My boys riffing hard together 😂🤣🍻🤘

@Omariiso 8 месяцев назад

this duo is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. more please 🙌🏽

@Howlncalcifer 7 месяцев назад

I didn't know i needed Matteo and Chris in my life. Best duo ever 😂

@wade_powell 8 месяцев назад

Chris looks fantastic

@mcm2366 8 месяцев назад

Zara t-shirt comment was a surgical burn, lmao! These two are great together.

@egonkl3in212 8 месяцев назад

We need more of this, pls⚠️❤️

@gnlilu6972 4 месяца назад

PLEASE ANOTHER EPISODE OF MATTEO AND CHRISSY!!! Hilarious 🤣 ❤❤ ❤

@donbsea 7 месяцев назад

Lane & Distefano working together is brilliant. They each have their timing down properly. Thanks for the laughs.

@stiofaininnichlerigh8168 8 месяцев назад

I just bought your tickets to see you in IRELAND 🇮🇪 I'm sooooo excited to see you can't wait Steph 🇮🇪 Ireland

@rscotthartsfield6217 8 месяцев назад

totally my fav - these two are just the funniest ever - just pure natural talent - love these guys....

@app77 8 месяцев назад

oh dang i laughed so hard i had tears coming out of my eyes...y'all need to do a total advice special together.

@alexismcaloon8269 8 месяцев назад

That XANGA drop did it for me

@anneboostrom2810 8 месяцев назад

I love them both so much and together they are even funnier!

@michellepaleafico5259 8 месяцев назад

This just made my whole year!!! Love these 2!!!!❤

@fitting9132 8 месяцев назад

I ❤ you, Matteo! You are so wonderful by yourself on stage but also paired with any comedian🤗

@Sadaf2304 8 месяцев назад

OMG your advice video is back soo excited ❤❤❤😊😊😊

@anbklc 2 месяца назад

The duo I didn't know I needed 🤣🤣 love y'all.

@factsknowledge5228 8 месяцев назад

The way Matteo looks at Chris, now that's love!

@hedonisticallyhealthy8577 8 месяцев назад

Two of my faves together!! It's a dream come true!

@marybethedwards5207 8 месяцев назад

I NEED a whole special or podcast with just you guys!

@MissCKBabe 8 месяцев назад

2 of my favorites together!!!!!!!!!! This made my day ♥️♥️

@BRBX777 8 месяцев назад

Omg you guys need your own special, you’re hilarious together, I’ve already watched this a few times and still laugh my ass off. What’s verse that’s hilarious !!!!

@user-bi3wk5rx6w 8 месяцев назад

The duo i never knew i needed!!❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

@ikkrijgnoggeldvanje 8 месяцев назад

Verse is when you top and bottom. Chris: "okay, I like that"

@HazelwithaZ 8 месяцев назад

Chrisy D with Matteo? My worlds collide!

@925209 8 месяцев назад

Wow , what chemistry you guys have. I love this. I need more for my seratonin. I cackled through the whole house.

@bonnienedza55 7 месяцев назад

O.M.G. that was absolutely hysterical. You guys need to do an hour special. Two of my most favorite comedians❤❤

@jedigandhi 8 месяцев назад

More of these teamups, please! Y’all are the perfect duo for this 😂😂😂

@hanna.9650. 8 месяцев назад

Omg yessss two of my favs! Do more togetherrrr pleease!!!

@orielwiggins2225 7 месяцев назад

Hilarious, we need more of this with both of you.

@Altonahh10 8 месяцев назад

Chris should wear a very tight shirt next time 😆

@leightonolsson4846 7 дней назад

They are such a great pairing

@arkadashi 7 месяцев назад

These two together are bloody hilarious!!!!! The russian puertorican dolls bit, just killed me!!!! 😂 😂

@nicholvargas563 8 месяцев назад

I need these 2 to go on tour together now

@dvillegaspro 8 месяцев назад

"I got the perfect girl for him on LinkedIn" was PERFECT LMAO

@kayleighgroenendal8473 8 месяцев назад

I need someone who looks at me the way Matteo looks at Chris 😂

@pettymcpettystein5569 8 месяцев назад

Omg my favs together! 😍

@ChrisJohnLikesStuff 8 месяцев назад

Matteo with the Xanga shout took me allllllll the way back to 8th grade. I've got whiplash from that core memory being unlocked.

@ARCHR221 8 месяцев назад

BEST ONE YET!!!!!

@wdgbirmingham2 7 месяцев назад

I'm looking forward to him turning 50!! He's gorgeous 😍

@gina8546 2 месяца назад

I swear to God I absolutely love Matteo.

@ProducerJoe 8 месяцев назад

LOVE Chris!! I’ll call when he turns 50 😂😂😂 Great Collab 💕

@opaladwyl 8 месяцев назад

Omggg they are so hilarious together!!

@JQWELLIN 8 месяцев назад

These two together are perfection :)

@mattschiavone3383 8 месяцев назад

Naturally hilarious together.

@dudeudontknow341 4 месяца назад

These guys just need to travel around doing this. They’re a perfect combo. The Puerto Rican joke is ACCURATE AF they’re nuts but Jesus 🥵🥵🥵

@Noodlyk18 8 месяцев назад

This duo makes so much sense, for the love of god MORE!

@augusts1 8 месяцев назад

Love this. Chrissy is such a wild man & Matteo you're such a great foil to his chaos. PLEASE please please do more together. Wish we could watch Guy/Girl Code somewhere too.

@lexmays934 6 месяцев назад

Hulu had it last. It may have gotten off.

@glyndarby4234 8 месяцев назад

Destefano killed it!

@stepps511 8 месяцев назад

Love, Love, Love!

@sufyanlowel4631 6 месяцев назад

NOW THAT'S A DUET. Chris is the worst type of hetero. He's open, he's acting, he's smiling, he's cooperates and responds, he's funny, he's alive, he looks way muuuuuuch younger and he has face of a god. Ancient god like Greek or Roman with this insane blue eyes. Let me know when he turns 50. He is NORTH Italian, am I right?