Matteo Lane - Italians, Germans, And The French 

the obvious disappointment....

That's called "being Italian" xD

Me undersrand just 30% 😭

He is not animated, he is just Italian!!! How do you think Italians travel the world without speaking the language? :D

@@glosc How do you shut up an Italian ? Tie up his hands.

Body goes a long way. You can travel literally anywhere, just have to be patient. You can figure it out. It's really fun tbh.

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sunburnt

He said 10 feet taller than everybody else 🤣

🤣🤣🤣😕😕😂😂

Also they wear white socks and sandals

I would LOVE to see him as a host. But I’m not sure how many American’s are ready for an Italian/Spanish homosexual who can also speak French and does drag host the academy awards 😂 I’d love to see it though. I’m so glad I finally stumbled across him. ❤

As long as he keep Will Smith's wife's name out his fu**ing mouth 😂😂😂😂

They need to start doing this, getting people who are charismatic but lesser known to do it. Moribund enterprise otherwise

Especially in Italian or French

🎯💯

He’s also been a chef, a painter, and he’s a classically trained opera singer! So talented!

4 languages, or in Luxembourgish: Almost enough to become a cashier. 😉

What's his fourth?

@@FrogeniusW.G. french, german, italian and english

@@scottsebera4796 No, not English. He failed at basic spelling on his video's thumbnail.

Its not a Gift ,in Europe you can speak at least 3 lenguages

Not intelligent enough to get the basic spelling correct on his video's thumbnail.

To be funny you have to be intelligent first so it doesn't surprise me

No he’s not

@@artiaslari5594 he's from the US

Matteo should have played Amy Adams’ role in Arrival

He's our best specimen. The man can cook, sing, dance and drag 🤯

@@Scorpionic_ and he's genuinely a NICE guy!

And he's super cute, too.

@@Scorpionic_ he does drag too?? I need to see this!

Agreed!

I almost choked laughing if that matters

And the “whatever you wear a dress” 😂

In Dutch, your crotch is called your kruis. It means cross, because of the seams in your trousers making a cross. So, cross and crotch are both called kruis. One day, a teacher in our classroom had received a Jesus-necklace in the mail from some Evangelic-promoting-peeps that wanted to give everyone a rosearynecklace and she wore it. But she was a bigbellied and bigbreasted woman and Jesus kept falling in between her breasts and sinking lower, until fully swallowed by them. So, she asked the neighbour if she could have her roseary and brought it to school the next day, putting them together and making a long, very long necklace that fit over her breasts and hung a bit below her bellybutton. Another teacher helped her with some extra clips, thereby making it even longer and at some point, when she tried showing it off (and noticed it was too long) the other teacher asked what was hanging from the necklace. "Jesus hanging on the cross", she answered. The other teacher replied; 'He's hanging on the cross alright...' and pointed at Jesus dangling right in front of her ladyparts. The teacher exclaimed; 'Oh no, it was the tits yesterday and now Jesus on the cross!' and they both got such a giggling attack that it didn't stop for half an hour. I don't know why they were teachers, because we learned jackshit from those two, but I think of the story whenever I see a roseary-necklace.

Amen!

Truly the king of crowd work

I thought you wrote,” I would go see him in prison “ 😂🤦‍♀️. I mean, he would be great company in prison 🤷‍♀️

I’m Irish as well. What county are you from?

@@cityhawk Galway, hbu

@@Insurancemom123 Cork. Mother from Skibbereen. Father from Midleton.

@@cityhawk no flies on you so lol, people's Republic of Cork

@@Insurancemom123 Yeah, I keep them away with insect spray. 😝

And have you heard him sing??? Mind blowing!!!

@@KattMurr he’s so talented. The full package 😁

Except he’s gay. No thanks

@@bradcallahan3546 c'mon man, really?

@@jonavanderpal You're acting like I said something wrong. Maybe do a reality check

His French accent is far from perfect but he gets an A for effort!

@@MsZephyra His Italian accent as well but not bad for an American, really.

Lol his italian accent isn’t that great either 😂

@@marcoluppo5783 girl isn’t he literally Italian

@@asddewijklc He’s American/ Italian. His accent doesn’t sound native Italian.

Do you like bits?

And German! Wtf

his french is not bad either! it's pretty beginner level and he's doing okay on the accent, he just sounds a little Italian when he speaks french 😂

@@rencat7075 an Italian accent is better than an English accent in French

@@poppyseeds439 Mais non! Pourquoi tu dis ça?😉

Dutch hetereosexual female here. I want to believe that closeminded muricans are a stereotype, but I keep _only_ encountering those in my city. I live 5 minutes away from Amsterdam, that might be the reason, but OH are they rude and paranoid about us, yelling that they think our houses will collapse on them or that the water is poison without chlorine. Not to mention, the ones that want me to thank them for 'saving them' and then they get upset when I point out that was Canada (thankyou Canada!) If any American are reading this; Send your friendly ones! I bet they exist and I want to meet one. The Germans I've met so far were very friendly btw. Birckenstocks, TheNorthFace-jackets, bicycle-helmets and slightly marching during walking. I love it when a German tourist has practiced their 'dankjewel' even if it sounds like 'Dankawell.' Liebe Grüße von die KäseNachbarn!

@@Widdekuu91 🤣 wow so thats the stereotyps about germans around netherlands. Interessting and some how funny... Yeah its true, here are some groups that digging that style... But not the majority actually. And thats the whole point if stereotyps aren't they? Yeah there are muricans that behaving like that but not the majority in Amerika. Confirmation Bias and all that jazz, I think... groetjes van de aardappelen uit de buurt

@@vincentpollmann3191 Haha, yeah probably, I hope I just ´missed´ a lot of wellbehaved tourists walking around silently that were wellcamouflaged Americans. And Germans for that matter. Although I have yet to see a German misbehave on holiday. Even in Amsterdam I haven´t seen a German "go wild" but who knows in the future :P

@@Widdekuu91 🤣🤣🤣 well what can I say ... some stereotyps are actually true. We are wellbehaving bit just until someone isn't respecting the reservation of a sun lounger at the pool by a towel, placed there in the earlier hours. And that is actually a true thing here.

@@Widdekuu91 by northface you mean jack Wolfskin?

I wholeheartedly DISAGREE with you. Have you ever seen Taylor Tomlinson perform? She shares the same sort of comedic brilliance for crowd work that Matteo does, and she had a Netflix special. Regardless, this is one of the reasons that I cancelled my Netflix account. Netflix shouldn't be considered as the sole arbiter of comedic platforms. Other platforms are producing award-winning content, too.

@@Wildrosesmyl Thanks for your input!

Hello from Switzerland as well. Just stumbled over Matteo. He's such a gem. ☺️

Being French is not a personnality trait. Your mother clearly had anger issues.

If it helps lol, my first language is French and I still had one lady at an information kiosk in Paris not understand me (or pretend not to, still unsure). I'll grant that strong rural Québec accents can be a bit hard - I only ever understood about a quarter of what my great uncle would say to me (for the rest, I'd smile and nod and hope he wasn't telling me someone died) - but my accent's nowhere near that strong.

@@aepigeons9375 Québec accent can be very difficult to understand. I don't know how strong yours are, but I met up with a friend I had met online, and I had to focus SO HARD to understand her when she was speaking it was crazy. She had a very thick accent and spoke very fast, it was honestly pain. I had no problems understand our other Québec friends though. As for how French react to others speaking their language... I think we just don't care. As in "it's not a big deal that someone has learnt another language," but I'm not sure why. When I think about it, it IS a big deal. But I don't know, languages aren't something we compliment on for some reason. It's always a cool thing for sure, but nothing insane. I think if people want to impress French they'll have to talk to them about what truly matters to them: food and alcohol. French people brighten up so much when you show them you know all kinds of cheeses, dishes and such, I have no idea why. Everybody's so obsessed with food. And for the ones who drink alcohol, they're always impressed and happy when someone's drinking well with them.

Are you saying you actually got to see his entire performance at this location? I'd be surprised, but happy for you, if that were the case.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm a Colombian who attended a German school. I can identify with the Autobahn measurements and the poop schedule. I've also straightened paintings at my ENT Doctor's office. My French partner used to call me "Monkey" after Monk the TV series. I must admit I looked at him surprised... you mean it shows? All my classmates are the same. We're strange half breeds who can party like Latins and be spontaneous, but don't mess with our work output with a text during office hours.

Justo!? Daverro! Anche io!

@@ladyraven3418 Giusto* Davvero** 😉

Maybe that’s because his German sucks….

@@followp well I was actually impressed - pretty sure if he would put an effort into it he would learn pretty quick.

@@followp It really doesn't. Sure, foreign accent and all (sounding French, actually, which is funny bc I've met a couple US Americans who end up sounding French in German) but it's not like his accent in either French or Italian is authentic. But he's able to hold a conversation in at least 4 languages, even if the German bit was short.... "suck" is totally unfair.

Nah it doesnt suck. It sounds a bit weird but you can understand him. Besides the guy speaks multiple languages give him a break.

​@@MellonVeganAs an Italian - he is very fluent, of course he's got an American accent but underneath it you can also hear... a Roman accent.

I see what you did there. 😉

I don’t get it🤫