Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (PC) - Review 

uh sorry that was a computer glitch

"The Piss" sounds like it could easily be a TOOL song....in fact I'm not convinced it isnt already.

Fuck did that get me harder than I expected it to.

Even reading that make me laugh again.

P.I.S.S. stands for "Public Intelligence and Security Society".

Grim is a skibidi toilet top fan

legitimately one of the funniest things, nice little The Darkness easter egg in the end there too

That stuff was lethal.

I was mocking myself for crying, but I dont feel silly anymore, it really was.

Hahah!

I had a dream where I pissed myself... My bed was soaked. But it was all right.

Damn I loved that game so much. The physics were also ahead of their time, similar to deus ex invisible war.

Fairly certain his narrative will end by having to merge his AI consciousness with another evil AI bent on world destruction in order to neutralize its malicious plans (yes, just like Deus Ex) and losing his physical pug form in the process. He will die for the sins of all mankind and our selfish follies, yet he was never human himself. Perhaps...right before the end, he learned what it meant to become truly human :( A tragic tale, we will remember for eternity.

Yes

@@Funko777 but remember, his name is Para-pug, as in Para(medic), as in MGS3: Para-Medic, who, after Operation Snake Eater, would most likely become an inspiration to Big Boss' plan of an ungoverned mercenary state, of which he first worked with the PATRIOTS to create, the same organization that utilized multiple AI systems to prolong worldwide wars. Para-pug is the beginning of the end.

The cleanest, best pleasure

sometimes you get what you want.

Hell yeah.

yet what is a nation, a man?

Hell Yeah

@@we-must-live What is a man but a nation unto himself

@@solutionless123 what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! HAVE AT YOU

"So what am I, the button pusher?"

@@assassindelasaucisse.4039 you're good at it

​@@TheAlatriste1it's only been an hour but underrated

This guy wins is.

@@wastedweirdo9853 that's not how you define the term!!!

Piss art

Diagnosis... paranoid schizophrenic. You are insane, psychotic! You have to eat plenty of pills to get better!

The line I can still hear in my head is “See, he’s in the John and he looks in the mirror. So it’s like JOHN MIRRA and he’s the killer himself.” The way the actor delivers it is perfect

I hope Grim reaches a million

The best

in the top 1 of youTubers.

Real 4 strength 4 stam leather belt moment. Hey Daralon!

Vent harassment!

I'm so happy other people know this reference

AS HAS BEEN FORETOLD

@@misterkefir thank you wizard man

Goth gamer nation yay! Seriously the zaniness of this makes this dude the successor to AVGN for me

hello fellow long video enthusiast, jenny's is great i cant wait to watch this

Who

Another Jenny and Grimbeard connoisseur? Great day, isn't it:)

@@jamespaul6315 The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.

@@TheAlatriste1 jenny who

I have played that! It captures the tone of a remedy game really well.

blessed by the kid his own self

@@GrimBeard If you're taking suggestions I'd also recommend "Indika". A polish game about a Russian Nun who hears the Devil and is on the run with an escaping one-armed guitar player.

​@@user-ec2kg9qr6b sounds neat!

@@GrimBeard if you're taking suggestions please release a 90 minute video reviewing bloodrayne 3 as if it were a real game that exists using footage from the vampire the masquerade tv series

A distant rumor has it that it's Marcelline, the Vampire Queen.

@@genghistron7035 but that's just a theory... A Goth Gamer Theory

everyone deserves one

Vampire Daddy*

Took you long enough, but better late than never. 😉

Nah, that's a common misconception. It's a actually a Finnish play on words. It roughly translates to "Goat Wife"

Im ashamed I’m just now seeing that lol😂

...holy shiiiiitttt

What does his character have to do with the largest possible amount of french bread?

that's... that, heh.... that... i can't... that's what she said!

It's the cleanest, best pleasure

Now I watch Bubgames, Zimery, aspectzel and Zerky for my fix.

Question is... Does he really have a beard though?

@@hi-friaudioman it's a.. grim situation out there.

Seconded!

Thirdereded

No wonder that piss hurt so much

Amba Singh

*Rust Cohle saying "shit" sound clip*

His uploads really are the cleanest, best pleasure

Yep...that's the path we've decided to take as a species, apparently. Personally, I like to think of The Velvet Underground's first album...no one bought it at the time but, 30 years later, everyone cited it as an influence. Van Gogh lived in a chicken coop. Hopefully, the value of these videos will be appreciated after his death, which could be as soon as next month. It's important to remain positive, you know?

It's shit when your friends do that, isn't it? The memories of those you loved weigh a lot more than any problems they shared ever could, if only they'd shared them. And every moment of happiness you feel is immediately sliced up and offered to the spirit of someone who only exists when you think of them, which is always, because you need them all the time if you want to feel like you. I just wish I'd told them that the growing emptiness they felt was over-filled by what I felt for them. Stupid bastards. If they'd stuck around longer, they'd have seen the joke...100% meaningless equals 100% freedom. Good luck, whoever you are. Desolation is just the best landscape on which to build something worthwhile

Bulletproof Monk

Thanks for saving me all that time. Just kidding im on like my 5th re watch