MaXXXine- Movie Review ("X"-cellent style, but far from a "Pearl") 

Thanks for summarizing the review in the first sentence. I will agree

You gave a perfect review of this movie. It coulda been great, shoulda been great but it was just a well acted pile of “meh”. I was so pumped when those giallo black gloves appeared but they squandered the plot with a slew of crap tangents and a cringe af finale.

Awww damn and I had high hopes for this film. Hopefully Longlegs meets my expectations and scares the shit out of me