maybe i could eat blades of grass 

*things Bill knows* 1.) The sun is a deadly laser 2.) Everything's stupid 3.) I am a lamp

The message this sends isn't confusing at all, he fell in love, fell out of love and thinks everything is stupid now. He's also a lamp.

I like to imagine that Damien maymdien is a celebrity in the bill wurtz universe and “Maybe I Could Eat Blades Of Grass” is just a TV show that he has

I love how a rock with a shirt is what caused Damien Maymdien to finally accept the truth

“Here’s a Rock with a plaid shirt,” *”That’s stupid.”* *”Everything is stupid.”*

“Why is everything so dumb and stupid?” Couldn’t have said it any better my friend

I love how his videos are just his random unfiltered thoughts that are quite deep in spite of not making much sense.

this actually weirdly makes me feel a bit better when i feel like life is pointless

The moment i saw this in my recommended, I felt as if I had reunited with an old friend...

first let's smoke some trees

Did anyone try looping this video? It loops pretty good.

I like that it actually gives some semi-helpful advice. "Everything is stupid." "Do something that's helpful to the world many years from now." "Be with your loved ones." "Do something nonsensical." "Do something funny and convoluted." "Recognize the hurt you're carrying." "We can't guarantee to fix you."

“Why is everything so dumb and stupid?” **Looks at rewind**

0:00 my last brain cell trying to keep me alive

Pretty sure this is the story of a man who tried to help someone understand the world, but ended up not understanding it himself overtime.

This dude's channel is literally how to describe the mind of a person with ADHD

I'm convinced that there's a hidden message in all these videos and I'm determined to figure it out.

I'm friends with the rock wearing a plaid shirt and he does not like being called out like that. update: the rock with a plaid shirt is now slightly less offended

i feel like the "maybe i could eat blades of grass" part was just the intro to a sitcom staring damien maymdien

0:41 the most happiest way of saying that you have been betrayed abandoned or otherwise made an incoherent fool out of

Historians in 2069: *Hmm, interesting.*

This just randomly got recommended and for a second I thought he's back

"Oh right, the world is stupid." I like that line.

Grass is a common plant found in almost every corner of the world. It is a monocotyledonous plant, which means it has only one cotyledon or embryonic leaf. The grass family is one of the largest and most diverse families of flowering plants, with over 10,000 species worldwide. Grasses are a crucial component of ecosystems, serving as food for many herbivores and playing a critical role in soil health and erosion control. Grasses are typically herbaceous plants, which means they have no woody stems or branches. Instead, they have long, narrow leaves that grow from the base of the plant. These leaves are arranged in a pattern that forms a sheath around the stem, which gives the plant its characteristic appearance. The stems of grasses are typically hollow and jointed, and they grow from a fibrous root system that helps to anchor the plant in the soil. Grasses are incredibly adaptable and can grow in a variety of environments, from deserts to forests and everything in between. They are particularly well-suited to open areas, such as grasslands and savannas, where they can grow and spread easily. Grasses also have a remarkable ability to survive grazing and other forms of disturbance, thanks to their ability to regenerate quickly from their root systems. One of the most important functions of grasses is their role in soil health. Grasses have long, fibrous roots that penetrate deep into the soil, helping to anchor the plant and prevent erosion. These roots also help to break up compacted soil, allowing water and nutrients to penetrate more easily. Grasses are also able to store carbon in the soil, which helps to mitigate climate change. Grasses are also an essential source of food for many herbivores, including livestock, wild animals, and even humans. Grasses are particularly important for grazing animals, such as cows, sheep, and horses, which have evolved to eat primarily grasses. Grasses are also a source of food for many insects, including butterflies and moths. In addition to their practical uses, grasses also have aesthetic value. Many species of grasses are grown as ornamental plants, prized for their unique colors and textures. Grasses are also commonly used in landscaping, particularly in areas where other plants may struggle to grow. In conclusion, grass is a vital component of our ecosystems, providing food and shelter for animals, helping to prevent erosion, and contributing to soil health. Despite its simplicity, grass is a complex and adaptable plant, with thousands of species found all over the world. From the smallest blades of grass to vast fields of waving wheat, grasses are a constant presence in our lives, and their importance cannot be overstated.

Teacher: The test isn't that confusing! The test:

"HEY KID GO TOUCH GRASS" "Maybe i could eat blades of grass." "what, no i said touch grass" "How bout i do anyway."

Whenever I see this in my recommended, I feel compelled to watch it. I’m never disappointed with it.

4 years later, this is still a masterpiece

“That’s a rock wearing a plaid shirt.” You could make a religion out of this

So much effort goes into every small jingle.

I remember loving these videos. *I still do*

His videos are probably the only random things I like

Random person: Maybe I could eat blades of grass! The person that is about to invent weed: say it again.

i think i know which type of grass he’s eating..

It's ok, sometimes we must resist the urge to eat blades of grass.

Have you ever loved a YT video and watched it and quoted it a bunch of times, but never actually Liked it on your account? *YES, IVE DONE THAT!*

“have you ever- *w a i t* no let’s skip that one” “you could make a religion- no don’t”

"Have you ever-" *"Wait no, lets skip that one."*

He's not stupid, ✨HE'S A GENIUS✨

we must protect this man at all costs

no one: my dog when we go on a walk in fields: 0:01

300 years from now kids are gonna be analyzing this in school as some sort of art movement

this video is making me smell fish food and nail polish remover

This whole channel feels like an acid trip and I love it

“Have you ever played- no let’s skip that one” I am insanely curious on what he skipped

Some dude: Maybe I could eat blades of grass Vegans: We could make a religion out of this

as someone who eats grass i say the half alive grass is good

I just can't stop re-watching this

Everything might be stupid. But bill wurtz is not everything, which makes him not stupid.

this channel baffles me repeatedly

I love how weird/dream core your videos are❤️

these videos are my brain right before i go to sleep

editing software: ok bill u want some effe- bill: *_yes_*

0:05 Happy you used the correct high :))

Man, you never forget your first Bill Wurtz video.

i found this video ages ago and after seeing thousands of other videos since then i can confirm this is my favourite video on youtube

I remember watching this while I was in a really weird "fever-high" and it somehow got weirder

Have you ever flown a bird Have you ever been flown by a bird -Have you ever blown a bird- -Have you ever been blown by a bird- No let’s skip that one

Moral of the story: There is no moral, everything's stupid

Bill wurtz: “maybe I could eat blades of grass” Everyone else: subscribes

"thats stupid. everything is stupid." you could make a religion out of this.

“Maybe I could eat blades of grass” Hank green: *sweats*

Sending this to someone who needs to go outside and eat (or at least touch) grass

0:01 maybe i could eat blades of grass 0:04 damien maymdien talks 0:13 lets plant some trees 0:19 love 0:22 i have is pretty wonderful 0:25 bird 0:30 bricks 0:32 yes i ve done that 0:36 lamb or lamp 0:40 betrayed 0:44 yep sure thats me thats me 0:53 calculing 0:56 rock with plaid shirt 0:58 everything is stupid

have you ever been betrayed, abandoned, or otherwise made an incoherent fool of? *_YeS ThaTs ME_*

such an interesting take on existentialism. this is stupid. Everything is stupid. true bro, true

Bill could write a long essay about anything.And i would read it. And enjoy it.

This is for sure my favourite Bill Wurtz video!

"That's stupid. Everything is stupid." *I can freaking relate.*

The conclusion is so accurate.

These videos are like my mind in a class and also a fever dream. AND I LOVE IT.

Therapist: All dreams have meanings My Dreams:

*Yes!* *I've done that*

“I start to think.” “Then I eat sand.”

Btw, you can actually eat grass As long as it’s not… A blade Don’t eat knives!!!

Why did this masterpiece take 4 years to get recommended to me?

Are you a lamp? Sure

Why does this describe having ADHD perfectly though

My brain at school be like But the tick backwards triggered me

Got into bill wurtz cause of this being randomly recommended to me

I feel like he doesnt write scripts for these, he just starts a project and let's fate decide what it becomes

This feels like a really, really weird fever dream I had when I was like 7

taking the phrase "touch grass" to a whole new level

this guy is running on a whole new level of art and magic

“everything is stupid” *he has spoken*

I started dying when he said, "Heres a rock with a plaid shirt. thats stupid. everythings stupid." Rock be like, "I thought my plaid shirt was cool

Damien: I’ve heard it 100 times. (7 seconds later) Also Damien: ok, what was your question?

Carnivores: hmm, yes, this meat is so good. Herbivores: 0:01

This is like if God spoke to you, but he only spoke incoherent nonsense. So you have no idea what he said, but you know it was really important because God said it.

His voice is so relaxing!

Damien Maymdien has to be one of my favorite charachters on earth. He is so simply logical and well, rounded, as well as having some great charachters development, he also is ver organized and take notes, and he was the only person who payed enough attention to notice that I am in fact the average American House Lamp and that I have in fact carried a dozen bricks down a brick road through a brick door into a brick house. I greatly respect you, Damien Maymdien. Rock on.

I think we ALL know you do more with grass than EAT it BILL

1970: in the future we will have flying cars 2018: *M A B E Y I C O U L D E A T B L A D E S O F G R A S S*

This video single handedly started my love of eating grass

Man I feel your pain. Stay strong

1. At the end he says “everything is stupid” without an explanation which makes an infinite loop of the audience asking why everything is dumb and stupid 2. Damien betrayed us by not answering the questions

Biggest mysteries: "Is there a god?" "What created the universe" "What is the meaning of life" "What did bill wurtz skip on his list"

I could listen to this guy talk for hours

Damn Bill, you told me you've stopped using! Now you're back and look at this. It's perfect.

*Have you eve- wait no let’s skip that one*