Justin, Travis, and Griffin have possibly the grossest conversation ever heard by human ears. It is also hilarious. If you like this you can check out more on their sampler here on RU-vid or go on their site: www.maximumfun....
Sometimes this video autoplays when I’m distracted. And I only realize what’s happening when Griffin says “As a teenager I suffered from severe depression-“. That moment is like realizing you’re hearing footsteps in your otherwise empty house only when the figure appears in your doorway.
lol welcome to the club, I'm 31 now and started suffering from depression as a teenager. I've learned to manage it through less... non-garfield related outlets but yeah that shit doesn't just go away. You just age out of being young enough for people to pretend to give a shit then you're on your own. So.... learn to cope, don't lose hope and just remember we all leave eventually so there's no point in rushing things; give life a chance to surprise ya I guarantee if you force yourself to keep living with it there's going to be some shit that you never saw coming. That has made it easier for me to keep on going but I get it, some days are impossible. When that happens just focus on getting through that, practice will make you more resilient and while medication didn't help for me you should at least give some of those a try if only to say you did that. Cognitive behavioral therapy can really set you up with some good resilience mentality models and those have been my most reliable resource so I definitely suggest that as a non-medication based alternative. Good luck.
accidentally trapped myself in this scenario when it started playing while washing my face before going to bed. i was trapped just completing my skin care routine as i was suffering.
The distress in Griffin's voice when he yells, "You're worried about FINISHING?" makes me lose it every single time, without fail. This bit haunts me. There's never been a weirder question on the show.
Every time I think I'm gonna get through this. Every time. And each time... I am _wrong._ I have to specifically avoid listening to this podcast in any situation where I'm likely to need to do something like driving because of these fucking moments.
I, personally, am VERY disappointed that no one out there decided that this would be a fantastic thing to animate. Would I watch it? No. Definitely not. But I do wish that someone would enjoy this clip enough that they decided to spend the time to animate it.
No, Nermal's the young, grey kitten who annoys Garfield by being younger and cuter. They're thinking of Arlene, garfield's pink girlfriend with lipstick. Get your Garfield canon right, god.
@@bitchtitchs Their owner is never mentioned. Its said several times through the series that nermal DOES have an owner, since he gloats about going to photo shoots and stuff. But their owner is never mentioned. I'm almost positive it's not Jon tho.
I want to like this but 666 likes seems appropriate for this 😂 I'll be back when it's inevitably ruined Edit: I came back at 668, to deliver dat 669 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Prettypinkdork Travis is a catalyst that enables them to reach greater heights and is the most non-odd, enabling them to bounce ideas around and test reactions, in a way we can relate to instead of the podcast just becoming incomprehensible and faintly disturbing. That's my theory at least.
I like how he included the bit where the garfbomination cuts itself and binge eats in order to cope with the utterly fucked up abusive bullshit his self insert made it do. Like, way to make an impression of yourself bud.
how bad is it that this might be my favorite mbmbam bit of all time just hearing their horrified gasps at the beginning is enough to put me in stitches every time
My curiosity got the best of me and I ended up searching for the yahoo question to read the sample, and when I did some of the magic still left in the world died
there is a LOT happening in this bit that can be talked about, but let me just draw attention to a part that i feel is really underrated: the very end, where travis is like, "we need to pull out of this nose dive" and immediately justin replies, "pull outta _something_ " followed by the boys' overlapping noises of extreme discomfort i love this bit so much
“The charge against me is a connection with one Jim Davis for purposes of improper speculation. My real crime is an amorous connection with his cartoon cat comic for a considerable time without his consent.”
not speaking from experience at all, but windows 10 in particular has a real hair trigger on bringing up ribald material with the lightest of search terms
i mean if i was on someone’s computer and i saw a group of files that was like documents taxes taxes federal taxes federal 2016 GARFIELD FUCK FANFIC i would be upset
Who else was so cursed with terminal curiosity they looked up the question on Yahoo Answers, read the story sample, and immediately regretted their decision
+Edgar Braintree Y'mean that paid actor bullshit trying to demonize the gay community? Yeah, uh-hunh, sure. That shit was TOTALLY real. I bet you think Andrew Wakefield deserves to be listened to with that kind of willful stupidity.
+Edgar That was incredibly fake and had literally no credible sources. "The Gift" is literally a laughing stock in the civil rights community and not even the anti-gay community bothers using it in an argument because of how laughably and obviously false it is. Shit was literally just paid actors, like that was outed by the actors themselves a month after the documentary came out.
i asked a friend of mine to choose between pamela anderson head w/garfield body or garfield head w/pamela anderson body and he didnt even hesitate in choosing pamela body and i cant stop thinking about it. even when i clarified that the garfield head was in control and still acted like a cartoon cat, he was swayed at all
That was my immediate thought too, just because it would be less of a crime in the eyes if most legal systems. Of course in the eyes of god you are forever tarnished either way
When he was like “Can I throw the body?” I was like “gonna have to roll for that probably” and then his brother made it into a D&D joke and i think i need to listen to this podcast now
I feel the need to draw attention to Pet Force, an official work in which Garfield and all the animal characters have their regular heads on physically superior superhuman bodies, leading me to believe our garfield-lover has a kindred spirit in the industry
ive actually read the fragment the yahoo user left in his ask and it just makes this whole thing even worse like, the dude pretty much rapes garfield anderson and physically and mentally abuses her its so bad
i looked into it too a while back and like. im legit concerned about the OP like looking past the fact that its, yknow, garfield, the writing was really graphic and genuinely upsetting ?? like i really hope that the guy got therapy or found a better way to cope because reading that excerpt made me genuinely worried for this guy and his safety
I feel physically ill from this question, there was many times I could of said "yup, that's enough" but kept pushing for god knows why, I thought ut would get funny or lighter but 😣😞
I think this is a key moment to remind everyone that sweet baby brother griffin is on Forbes thirty under thirty list. the one that we all just listened to propose this brain spoiling, life yucking, would you rather :^) thanks that's all than u
i absolutely lost it while justin was "choosing". the image of the garfield/pam appearing behind pam/garfield after justin threw travis onto it was a horrifying image
I like how justin says that the love child of himself and a pamlet anderson Garfield would be the antichrist, implying that a sort of opposite of the holy trinity is comprised of Garfield, pamlet anderson and justin mcelroy
"god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up!" - an extremely normal sentence to have in your erotic garfield fan fiction
you replied to this 4 year old comment and idk if you expected a reply by the original guy at this point i just happened to see this and know what it's from static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1520/2443067-catarina-armor.jpg
I'd go with the Garfhead Pambod, because it would be easier to convince a judge that she (he? they?) count as human. I mean, Garfhead is like 90% person, while Pamhead is only 10%. Then again, I might actually get into it and close my eyes, only to open them and see Garfield's face hovering over me, which might give me a heart attack.
But if you imagine it in real life instead of a cartoon, it would just be like a normal orange cat head.. not nearly as bad as the... well... davis' unique style.
@@shawnaeatscats that just makes it even more certain to be garfhead, because the sheer eldritch horror of watching a domestic cat's body dragging pamela anderson's head around on its too-small neck would kill me instantly.
this reminds me of a book i had to read in HIGH SCHOOL for UNIVERSITY ADMISSION where a centaur man gets imprisoned with a sphinx and has sex with it and self loathes about it
I’m in a group chat with many many people on discord. A few moments ago, this started playing in the voice chat because someone requested for dab-bot to play it. We were all suffering. Then someone sent a highschool AU Lorax smut fic
Rewatched this again entirely because of the defunctland video about people having sex on the garfield dark ride. This is the person I was imagining doing it the entire time.
an important and horrifying piece of information relevant to this question: male cats have barbs on the junk so that's what you're signing up for with garf body
Every time i thought about this bit, the op made it sound like his partner was freaked out because it was a Garfield fic. Which fair. Would've also been a valid complaint. But looking at the excerpt of his fic, I think It was probably because of the weird amount of depictions of assault in it and not the Garfield bits. U know, a hunch djdisn
This is my first time stumbling across this bit and dear God. There are no words. I've only seen vague references in comments and seeing this I thought, "Ooh! A MBMBAM bit I don't know! What a joy!" Oh, how I long for my innocence back.
I have never been so sure that the devil doesn't need an advocate than I was when Griffin said that here. Like, it's been a rough 7 minutes and you realize there's another 7 to go...
I mean... you HAVE to go Garf head Pam body, right..? Cause if it’s for a one night stand sorta deal, you can just focus on the.. down there and do your best to ignore the head. And if it’s for long term friendship, he... she... it.... it’s basically like a permafurry. Like just a really anthropomorphic Garfield. I don’t know. This question will forever haunt me.
when Griffin said “Garfield” I had a VISCERAL flashback to when I first read this over a decade ago. I spent this rest of this video shrieking in horrified laughter.
I remember the first time I heard this clip. It was in my upstairs bathroom at night, no light on. I was washing my face before going to bed, listening to mbmbam clips in the background to pass the time. And then this came on shuffle. Unlike Justin, I couldn't even finish.
I think he should’ve drawn sexual fan art to accompany the sexual fan fiction, so that way it’s clear he’s not into just the regular Garfield. That way his girlfriend would know he’s not gay so it’s fine.
To be fair, the excerpt he posted to YA does use she/her pronouns for the Garfield Anderson abomination, and also, given the except, I don't think it would do anything but make the situation astronomically worse.
