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Meanwhile... Stephen's personal friend Patrick Wilson has some explaining to do after telling an interviewer that he's prone to licking dog poop off his hands when out for a walk with his pooch. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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@sasquaatch6889 2 года назад

Jon is such a joyful ray of sunshine, love him!

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@martuuk8964 Год назад

@@matthewsilverstone6489 you're a creep

@trishaleroux7006 2 года назад

the writers who dream up the kaleidoscope of words for the introduction to these Meanwhile segments deserve their own awards!! and the incredible way in which Stephen delivers them is always impressive .. love love this show!

@heyheytaytay 2 года назад

it's triggering tho because i want the segment to be longer and he doesn't actually START it until around 2:18 XD

@dark_neverland 2 года назад

I keep saying that I think they keep trying to like get more ridiculous to try and trip him up

@nathanwallis7845 2 года назад

Thank you for the "Kaleidoscope of words". I will remember this for the rest of my life.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@Rattenhoofd 2 года назад

They quickly got old for me, but I'm glad people enjoy them anyway.

@bloozee 2 года назад

One learns so much about North American culture from a "meanwhile" intro.

@vikmanphotography7984 2 года назад

America's favorite pass times are undeniably self immolation and doing doughnuts in the parking lots of abandoned fabric stores

@kingjamos2422 2 года назад

@@vikmanphotography7984 Which I believe was the original design for the American flag. Which also made our national anthem much shorter. "Oh say can you AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

@lucasharvey8990 2 года назад

There is also a great deal of wacky stuff that really shouldn't be true but are. There is a town in Colorado that celebrates an annual festival in honor of Mike the Headless Chicken, which is a chicken that survived 18 months after being decapitated. Many farmers have since tried to decapitate their chickens in similar ways to have their own headless chicken pet, but Mike is the only zombie chicken I know of. Of course, the farmers made sure to exploit every dollar out of their accidental golden-egg-laying-goose they could, and made thousands of dollars (and remember this was 1945, so that was a lot more back then) every month.

@MyogaSama 2 года назад

Honestly it sounds like Florida specifically

@KatySueWho 2 года назад

@@lucasharvey8990 I’m genuinely grateful to now know about this fantastic bit of glorious American history, which would fit in perfectly as a Meanwhile story circa 1945!

@lenoxcebu6533 2 года назад

Orange tub of lard would love that perfume 🤣🤣🤣

@littleguynoir3253 2 года назад

Jon Baptiste is joy incarnate!

@dr.jamesolack8504 2 года назад

“Batiste”.

@littleguynoir3253 2 года назад

@@dr.jamesolack8504 oops, thanks!

@vinceedwards3978 2 года назад

The Brooklyn apartment size is true!!!! Great joke

@jhonnyromero27 2 года назад

Aweful way to judge a joke

@lightningwingdragon973 2 года назад

Oh absolutely

@abenjamin13 2 года назад

My day is not complete without “meanwhile”, thank you 🙏

@batgurrl 2 года назад

The meantime intros are a wonderful verbal smorgasbord. How you keep a straight face, Stephen, is a miracle. Well done, as usual ❤️

@robertberahovich6747 2 года назад

Meh, I skip the intro.

@batgurrl 2 года назад

@@robertberahovich6747 you are obviously not a true fan because the intro’s are funny as hell and extremely well written

@lisbethbird8268 2 года назад

He rehearses them. They're ridiculous, funny and weird.

@robertberahovich6747 2 года назад

@@lisbethbird8268 Creative, yes. Funny, no.

@danwg3368 2 года назад

"demented nightmare kaleidoscope" was incredible

@mori1bund 2 года назад

Sounds like a Death Metal band. :-)

@notsure1969 2 года назад

Sounds like the name of a metal band.

@c.w.9501 2 года назад

Of all the specific details included in the intro, somehow the boarded up JoAnn Fabrics is the funniest! ROFL.

@scintillasparkles 2 года назад

Colbert's writing team deserve an Emmy... even just for the Meanwhile intros!

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@island_rogue1687 2 года назад

Grateful for Mr Colbert for keeping sanity in humanity! Laughter is the best medicine! 😀

@empower.1982 2 года назад

Yes sanity. Truckers are all nazis and Russia is attacking the world. If that's your sanity please stop getting ur news from comedians . That's dangerous.

@dozzer009 2 года назад

@@empower.1982 Huh?

@empower.1982 2 года назад

@@dozzer009 why do you think their showing lord of the rings battles while talking about Ukraine? Russia hav consistently said theres no attack yet the media insists its imminent. The Ukrainian president expressed on international TV that "the UK's and USAs hysteria of imminent war is not helping" . Nobody wants war except the media and half of America. Putin is laughing at you and how hysterical you get over nothing. I have no dog in this fight but its harlious listening to some things u say.

@pierrewoodhurst 2 года назад

Diggin Jon's outfit. Throwing me back to Travolta.

@NewMessage 2 года назад

"Oh, sure... but when I talk about the weird things I like to eat...." -Armie Hammer

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад

I think the distinction here is that Patrick was expressing an experience, NOT a preference... :-O

@HOTD108_ 2 года назад

@@anemarisa3601 I certainly hope that Armie Hammer is only doing his thing with consenting over 18 year olds!

@HiEv001 2 года назад

As someone who actually used to work the fryer at a Wendy's... eh, yeah, that's about right. 😆

@nugboy420 2 года назад

Lol or McDonald’s or Denny’s or friendlys or anywhere with a fryer. Burger King however, completely distinct smells there.

@mori1bund 2 года назад

As someone who has actually eaten at a White Castle... eh, yeah, that's about right. 😁

@stainlesssteelfox1 2 года назад

But did you learn how to make 'Hot Drinks'? Polystyrene cups of coffee belching smoke like the forges of Isengard?

@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад

@@stainlesssteelfox1 - Nice LotR reference there.

@stainlesssteelfox1 2 года назад

@@henrymccoy7171 It's also a Spoony Experiment reference. He did an episode on Wendy's training videos that doubled as pretty good music videos, including one on how to make hot drinks called 'Hot Drinks'. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ixcAGHwIvk0.html

@kathleenkelly7356 2 года назад

Mr. Colbert is like a fine wine: He gets better with age! Thank you very much for the hilarious Eminem/Giuliano video. You show them, Eminem and take a knee for me too.

@skipads5141 2 года назад

No, he went from great to bland crud when he decided to take this job.

@jpalmer1967 2 года назад

@@skipads5141 You mad bro? Piss off.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@WiLDCHiLD. 2 года назад

3:30 I love it when Stephen just uses any excuse to drop a LOTR reference! The moment he said "quest," I knew he was going to bring it up. 😂🤣 Also, who licks a poop bag _AFTER_ the poop has already been picked up? WTF?! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤨🙅🏻‍♀️

@GabeLazarYT 2 года назад

This has to be one of my all time favourite meanwhile intros ever

@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад

“Most of the bones” The man has killed before.

@JadedArsenic 2 года назад

No living being talks about it, and any being who talked about it is no longer living.

@andrewparnell5566 2 года назад

Sounds like there might be a Bone Club out there. If you talk about Bone Club, you lose your bones.

@doctorvanya 2 года назад

It sounds like a set up for an episode of Bones.

@cloudswinger2000 2 года назад

Best way to hide things is is plain sight.

@mimigiggles4199 2 года назад

It's a very special date night when you wear french fry perfume and you light a Gwyneth Paltrow candle.

@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 года назад

Ew. EW.

@Tustin2121 2 года назад

Every single meanwhile intro has him waking up suddenly in the second half of the intro. 😂

@whatleft123 2 года назад

As bad things go, I'm glad he accidentally ingested dog poop, and didn't get it straight from the source.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 года назад

Did folks not know that palms are grown horticulturally in southwestern British Columbia? I thought *everyone* knew that! 😛

@danajohnson1000 2 года назад

I just love how he runs thru those wordy intros and never misses a word.

@think2023 2 года назад

Betcha they are not all done in one take.

@bryanergau6682 2 года назад

He practices those daily, and he's good at reading the teleprompter

@Earthneedsado-over177 2 года назад

The writers are sadists! I'm sure they love throwing in as many tongue twisters and difficult words that they can come up with.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад

A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones A dem bones, dem bones, dem, apartment bones I hear the sound of the Police!

@Kelz_X 2 года назад

3:14 Dog walker here 👋 The bags are occasionally hard to open Patrick, but put your fingers in/near/on *YOUR DOGS MOUTH* for moisture assistance in opening the poop bag. (That is, if you haven’t opened them prior to the commencement of the walk) Not your mouth Patrick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😆

@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus 2 года назад

Good idea! I usually spit a tiny bit on my fingers in those instances; your method is much less coarse.

@laurawatters914 2 года назад

Meanwhile..... is hilarious!!! 😆 I don't know about you but I look forward to Late Night Shows every week night I truly miss it on the weekends, I laugh sooo hard, love it!!

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@alanchristensen2139 2 года назад

I thought for a moment Patrick Wilson might be starring in a remake of Pink Flamingos.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@AnnoyingMoose 2 года назад

While Vancouver, B.C. is the warmest city in Canada today we aren't expected to get above 9 C (48 F) so NYC will probably be warmer!

@Vortexcube 2 года назад

Vancouver is also mild enough for some species of palm trees. People have been growing them there for a long time. There's a bunch of them along English Bay on Sunset Beach among other places.

@MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад

Your nightmare kaleidoscope was a definite bright spot in my dark day, thanks!

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@misterderp4566 2 года назад

The lead up to Meanwhile is increasingly better Also, if that's a real photo of Patrick Wilson...when did he move to Easter Island?

@TOAD7464 2 года назад

Panera can put diamond rings in bread but Kinder eggs are still illegal. Ain't that America 😅

@dr.jamesolack8504 2 года назад

…….so says John Mellencamp.

@carlosspeicywiener7018 2 года назад

For you and me, baby!

@lightningwingdragon973 2 года назад

Horatio, I knew him well. Chuck...well, he asked too many questions.

@NewMessage 2 года назад

"Oh, sure... but when I talk about my collection of human body parts...." -Armie Hammer

@katalac 2 года назад

You clearly have the same sick fans

@D.JustinCalderon.1 2 года назад

EMMY BOUND! 💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@Myrddnn 2 года назад

Y'all are killing it with the writing for the intros.Love the show.

@ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад

Oh I think I might've experienced the same thing Patrick Wilson has, though in my case, it's cat poop 😂

@deplorablekunt 2 года назад

Fudge! I want skeletons!

@Kelz_X 2 года назад

I double tap my phone on the right side (to skip forward) until I see the *MEANWHILE* icon on my screen

@hellhound1389 2 года назад

I'm a huge fan of yours but if you say that about white castle one more time we're gonna rumble 🤬🤬🤬🤬

@julius_the_python 2 года назад

I don't know every time he mentions it it makes me want to try it. Unfortunately there is no White Castle in Europe as far as I know. And Neuschwanstein Castle doesn't serve burgers. :-(

@malavoy1 2 года назад

@@julius_the_python The only place you find White Castle in most of the US is in the freezer aisle.😀

@whatleft123 2 года назад

As someone who works in a kitchen, I could see the French fry perfume being valuable to all the cat burglars, because dogs love the way I smell.

@ericminch 2 года назад

...also to dog burglars, because cats love it too.

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@vickystrudwick3939 2 года назад

hahaha "...demented nightmare kaleidoscope of news..." - perfect :-D

@Lucius1958 2 года назад

Pretty much a description of reality these days...

@vickystrudwick3939 2 года назад

@@Lucius1958 you got that right

@PrateekLala 2 года назад

The new french fry-scented perfume: "Potat-Eau"

@electricsheep1277 2 года назад

I used to wonder why comedians on TV put so many brand names in their jokes. Then, just now, it hit me: Product placement. So, this "Meanwhile" is brought to you by Panera, White Castle and Wendy's. Possibly also the Idaho Potato Commission.

@empower.1982 2 года назад

Dont forget Pfizer

@D.JustinCalderon.1 2 года назад

@2:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kuzzbillington6392 2 года назад

The plus side of being poor with a small home is that you cant fit many skeletons in the closet - guilt free living 👍

@Cypresssina 2 года назад

Plus, some came with the place. It helped drive down the price. . . .

@elmerfudd5193 2 года назад

I always feed my dog a great lunch, so I can have a FANTASTIC dinner later 😅

@povsepian 2 года назад

Meanwhile is the best segment on TV!!

@dejavuman22 2 года назад

Mr. Colbert. I respectfully request that you make a super cut of your meanwhile intros.

@FixNewsPlease 2 года назад

Starts at 2:25

@sanjuansteve 2 года назад

Skip to @2:27 to avoid the BS...

@krisfrederick5001 2 года назад

Patrick Wilson: Seen here smiling while his eyes are saying "did I just say that out loud?" 02:47 👀

@GRAHFMETAL 2 года назад

French Fry scented perfume? Ugh. I live in the French Fry capitol of the world (seriously) and once every 2 weeks the McCain Foods factory pumps out all of their french fry oil for disposal and the entire town smells like McDonalds Fries for like 2 days straight. It sucks. I HATE that smell so much

@thesuccessfulone 2 года назад

Damn, that's a nice outfit THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENT

@Clarkgriswood 2 года назад

Ain't no palm trees growing East of Vancouver I'll tell ya that much!

@NostalgiaVHS 2 года назад

Is he preparing for a role in a remake of Pink Flamingos?

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@oscarinacan 2 года назад

Over 2 minutes to introduce a segment that is 3 minutes (5 minutes total)

@dr.jamesolack8504 2 года назад

And???

@leslieholm9542 2 года назад

French fry scented perfume!!!! Ha ha ha

@logand1726 2 года назад

These intros are getting more specific every week

@ValliW 2 года назад

I collected human bones as a kid. No skulls, but i had a knee cap at one point

@bridgetbinion8494 Год назад

I'm just here for Patrick Wilson.

@davidserlin8097 2 года назад

I believe that scent is called Potat’eau. Or maybe it’s Eau de Potate.

@TommyShlong 2 года назад

The intro lead in to Meanwhile was a kaleidoscope of words that truly dazzled

@crowfootMI 2 года назад

Oh, the dig on my beloved White Castle. Ouch.

@alwaysuseless 2 года назад

The content of Meanwhile is always interesting. Also, I like the fact that you can take in the intro or skip it.

@d1p70 2 года назад

I always skip it

@donnahannabanana 2 года назад

Start time 2:25

@d1p70 2 года назад

@@donnahannabanana thank you! I used to be that guy who posted the timestamp under each meanwhile video, until I gave up!

@virginiaf.5764 2 года назад

I skip it too. I'd rather that time be used for more stories.

@pgw78 2 года назад

I always skip both the meandering intro and the inane banter with John. Sad to always skip literally half the video, but I appreciate that we can.

@RebeccaLynnMusic 2 года назад

GIVE THE BAND 3 TIMES MORE TIME ON THE AIR!

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@cherylsibson2529 2 года назад

Yes, people have grown palm tree's in Vancouver!

@badkittylulu 2 года назад

Hahaha we've had palm trees forever here in Vancouver 🤣

@hebrewsurfer 2 года назад

Meanwhile starts at 2:15

@DARWINZOO 2 года назад

Omg, Jon Batiste's SUIT. And the Vancouver joke is from a song

@Liam1694u 2 года назад

Add Patrick Wilson to a small list of fecal pioneers. Just him and Devine.

@ThereIsNeverEnough 2 года назад

How dare you shame White Castle! We can't all afford a personal chef, Stephen.... Hop down off your high horse... Because he's got the munchies and you know what he craves!

@Incandescentiron 2 года назад

The meanwhile intros are like poetry to my ears.

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 года назад

Good use of the word "demented". Don't see that too often.

@ingersollelliott 2 года назад

Love the show and wish you’d shorten the “MEANWHILE” intro.

@EffingtonCouldBe 2 года назад

"What's the worst thing you have put in your mouth?" Answer: Lena Dunham. 😅

@hiram4578 2 года назад

That was a leeoooooooong one 😂

@BroadwayBrittany 2 года назад

I guess you could say he has… *puts on sunglasses* …a lot of skeletons in his closet. *YEEEEAHHHHHHHH!*

@occhamsrazor 2 года назад

At one time I thought the "Meanwhile" intros would get repetitive... I was wrong.

@nugboy420 2 года назад

1:10 it’s so warm in Vancouver they can start growing their weed outdoors.

@cmdraftbrn 2 года назад

a boarded up jo-ann fabrics? OH THE HUMANITY!

@reallyhorrorblereviews 2 года назад

I once dated a woman that worked at McDonald's and she always came home smelling like french fries and I wanted to eat her up

@dr.jamesolack8504 2 года назад

You could sell that idea to pornhub.

@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 года назад

My brother used to work there and his uniform would come out of the washing machine still smelling like a deep fryer. Gross. I don't agree with your nostrils. At least when I worked at Tim Hortons, my uniform smelled like coffee.

@joannejohnson7006 2 года назад

Meanwhile, you are the best 😘

@trishhunt4085 2 года назад

As someone who lives in Vancouver, I didn't get why the plam tree remark was so funny 🤔. We obviously do not have anywhere near the number of palm trees on as CA, FL, HI etc, but we've had palm trees for many, many, many years. No, we don't "grow" them, but they can be purchased and planted, and they thrive. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@matthewsilverstone6489 2 года назад

Hello beautiful how are you doing today ?

@user-ox5ir2rd6g 2 года назад

@@matthewsilverstone6489 😐

@thesinaclwon 2 года назад

Hey hey hey…….White Castle is delicious

@leandabee 2 года назад

Vancouver and palm trees, 😅😅👏👏

@carlsonmatthewt 2 года назад

WHO IS THIS WRITER? It's sheer poetry.

@skymama65 2 года назад

Just a thought: would've it be cool to have Jon Baptisma be a guest host once in a while? I think he'd be awesome!

@modgil3013 2 года назад

Nah we got rain yesterday and most likely today. Dope 🌧

@fiereke 2 года назад

Fries perfume, i'd pay good money for that!

@Moekoffee2001 2 года назад

Colorful content in opening left me holding my nose and saying, “hue, hue, hue…..”

@Syrkyth 2 года назад

The bone collector bit is actually a little concerning, given that medical skeletons, up until pretty recently, could come from unwilling donors in poor countries who couldn't afford funerals and so were illegally de-fleshed, sold and shipped as "donated" study skeletons. Antique skeletons are even worse as they often came from slaves, grave robbery or outright murder. Really, given where the technology for medical imaging and reproduction at currently at, the trade in human body parts should be banned outside of medical institutions.