"This is ducktape", wins a duel with a Cataphract, headshots a supernova, initiate some of the best battlefield peotry in history of the internet while almost losing it. All that in a Urbanmech wuth ducktape in the cockpit.... Glorious!
I have met only two kinds of Mechwarriors: those who believe the Urbanmechs to be GOD'S own gift to the battlefield, and those who would rather ride into battle in an actual trash can.
2:35 Imagine this You are piloting a Urbanmech, there is radio silence while you accepting your own loss by piloting a Light mech, probably with only a AC20, or a Boat set of Medium lasers, and some min armor to the arms to compensate weight Then, the radio silence is broken. A inner sphere veteran, a mercenary that fought many battles, a ex-husband of a Jade Falcon, a man who pays he C-Bills, speaks directly to you, and not your lance. Boosting your morale to fight like a man. And now he is walking besides you, supporting your actions. Guarating your first kill of the day, and hearing about lines that one 20th century terran wrestle fighter once said
@@David_Fellner Don't know, don't care just praise him whilst consuming vast quantity's of whiskey and moonshine so you may enter the KINGDOM OF MADNESS.
@@David_Fellner umm my guess, probably incorrect... but watch the 5th Element. The love of fire is possibly in reference to the scene with the flamethrower where he says "My favorite."
"Take him apart like a Chipotle burrito destroys your intestine!" -Tex. Your sir, are a man of culture and great charisma. Allow me to borrow your great words of wisdom for future endeavors.
In all my life I have never seen such: Absurdness, stupidly, disgustingly, mind numbing beautiful shenanigans ever! Truly the Kingdom of Madness is beautiful!
Tex buddy, one of the most entertaining things about you playing Mechwarrior Online is how you consistently pull a Little Mac whenever you go Urby and successfully punch well above your weight class
I feel like this video is the purest form of Tex. Like if I ever wanted to explain to someone who Tex is, I would show this to them and they would immediately understand.
BlackPantsLegion And thank you for being you, may your whiskey soaked voice continued unabated, unrestricted and unhinged... now I'm off to buy an Urbie in MWO
I miss playing with groups like this. That was the best five minutes of RU-vid I've seen in a while. I laughed until I stopped... all watery eyed, gasping for breath, and whatnot.
I think my favorite part of this is the realization that your "Tex Talks Battletech" series is literally just MadAsgardian watering you down by like, 80%
"They believe in their god, and I believe in HATE and FIRE!" is one of the most badass impromptu utterances I've seen on this channel so far, and the bar was already set so very high. Praise Z0rg, indeed.
imagine a mech skin for the urbanmech thats just two huge flags out the top and a massive loudspeaker that just blares this dudes shit while you fire like just record a 5 hour long real of him doing that shit and just have it play over the battlefield where your enemys can hear it
"VIENS AND GORE IN MY TEETH...!" Got to love it Tex! When you started that I thought you were quoting Arlo Guthrie and "Alice's Restaurant". I was almost expected you to go into "Sitting on the Group W bench with all the father rapers and mother stabbers." Entertaining as always.
LOL! "AC-20 pain reliever. Apply directly to forehead!" THAT was hilarious. Hope you are doing better, Sir Tex. Your work has improved my life, and deepened my love and respect for this great setting and games.
I bought a Dire Wolf because it was totally badass in the Mechwarrior games I remember. I can't remember if I ever broke 500 damage in it before the enemy inevitably focused me and shot me with all the weapons. Seriously, if you want to see what every weapon in MWO firing at once looks like, take a Dire Wolf into battle.
Possibly your best Battletech video, and definitely your funniest MWO video. I've probably watched this thing 10 times now, and I'm reduced to tears laughing each time. I think it violates a physical law of the universe if you can somehow manage not to laugh at it.
"THEY BELIEVE IN A GOD., AND i BELIEVE IN HATE. AND FIRE! AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" - Tex I'm in tears writing this. It's the most quotable .thing I.'ve ever heard.
First time watcher, now a subscriber. I was laughing so hard from the commentary I was crying. Wife thought I had lost my mind. "Welcome to hell fucko!!!" ~ PRICELESS
Holy sh**! I think I just woke everyone in the house! I had to laugh so loud and I couldn´t stop it. I even had tears of laughter! Please more content like this!
This is so good it gets laughs even from people who aren't into Battletech. I shall apply these leadership techniques in my daily life with all my friends ... and then with the NEW friends I have to make because the old ones think I've finally lost it completely. :D
Heir Tex. Speaking as a Steiner Scout I must say that I’ve seen some crazy Shiza und mine day. However your attack vile piloting ze Urban Mech ez vithout a doubt ze craziest I have seen. See you on ze battlefield. Atlas out!
This was fucking beautiful. I shed tears. Mainly tears from having my sides forcefully ripped from my body and sent flying into the aether past Sagittarius A* or some shit, but tears nonetheless.
I used to serve on a USS Boat but my Boat never went overseas...and we didn't fight seagulls with hammers. We fought alligators with sticks and sea lions with water hoses.
It just clicked for me. The BPL would be an awesome mercenary group for MechWarrior/Battle Tech. If you unleashed them on The Clans during the invasion, you could have two battles that stopped the Clanners dead. One from BPL the other from ComStar. I'm going to actually try that in table top. Just a shit ton of Urban Mechs, and maybe an Awesome or two, possibly an Atlas and a bunch of antimech infantry.
I can never not get enough of this kind of shenanigans, absolutely love your content.. See you on Van Zandt, brother! If I can get this damn FTL drive to work using some science, duct tape, and good old Canopus cocaine..
Thank you for this! I laughed my shorts off. And thank you for the Carmen March, even if it was written by a goddamned FROG! (Excusez-moi s'il vous plait) and the Hall of the Mountain King, Grieg the Norweg-ian, and the Tchaikovsky, even if he did help rig our elections.
I should not have watched this at work. I was laughing too hard. Now, if I had this coming over comms during a drop... You are my kind of crazy sir. I salute you. o7
@@theblackpantslegion I know. haven't logged in in ages - because my motivation took a Cicada and ran away screaming when merely looking at the desktop icon.
Doesn't matter how many times I watch this video (and it may have been more than once by now...) but it's still the Goddam best video on all the Internets. That is all.
