Medical Licence, Please! 

Scenario: Medic is forced to leave the team Scout: loses 1 hp Scout: *NEED A DISPENSER HERE*

Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, technically making him more of a doctor than Medic, who lost his medical license.

Medic: wears rubber gloves Also medic: gets electrocuted by holding metal

"2020 cant get worse" 2020: you must send a picture of your medical license to valve in order to unlock medic

A Blu Medic killing a Blu Spy “Wait that is ilegal”

For the first time in 10 years, I see a TF2 Engineer who uses the wrench as he should actually do

6:12 that walk was somehow making me happy

"Your name please" "Medic" "Very original" I'm dying XD

Master Chief: What is your name? Dumb medic: *OKTOBERLOL!*

12:45 every time I hear this line in-game, my brain just registers it as medic yelling "Play-Doh!!" with no context whatsoever

" I am going to saw through my saw" best line ever

Hey Ms Pauling still has the Arrow when Sniper shot her through the Phone nice little callback to that video

Every time a scout dies, a medic somewhere gets his medical license...

The medic bot: strongest in this animation. The medic bot in reality: the weakest robot in MVM

9:09 he was just trying to help but he says he is a idiot

3:23 looks like medic has gotten a *UNUSUAL* case of the blues

A medical licence would be a nice badge cosmetic, perhaps someone could hold a medic contest, and people who pass get a medical licence badge...

5:10 "im going to saw through my saw

7:40 I read that entire thing and the accuracy is spot on really good detail even if you just copy pasted it.

8:40 That was definitely NOT medicine. 😳

13:59 what happens when your challenging Other Medics to a Melee fight and being a Medic yourself while hacking then your hack turns off accidentally.

8:59 I love how the blue medic say "shut up" it so cute xd

4:27 Me entering class: Teacher: We have a quiz today

This is going to my "Gold" playlist

Nobody: Red medic's licence: *Curse of vanishing*

1:47 thank you for providing the video soldiers watching in the information tab :)

11:18 that second plz got me

9:24 “Later..”

Jesus Christ he's literally all med students in any test I'm crying

8:30 spy=homework medical exam=my plans for gaming helmedic=me

12:10 or around that time Battlefield 7 The battle of the Medics

this gives me a strong "Moments with Heavy" vibe with heavy takes his driving test rest in peace you magnificent cat

5:37 O K T O B E R L O L ! ! !

How did the Medic get zapped by the Robo-Medic if the Medic has rubber gloves on????????

14:33 ORIGINAL TF2 photo 😏

The afk decides to give medic a correct question but medic declines

*Soldier and Demoman have been banned due to infinite clips*

6:50 why is SpY there? As a MeDiC

4:45 Wrath! Long time no see, how's Spencer Pootis? Being an enigmatic juggernaut, I'm guessing?

12:52 EPIC MOMENT

Imagine if u had to have a medical license in real life in order to play medic

11:36 when there's one slice of pizza left and there's two of you....

Answer of question 1: Get an example of the viber's poison and an badger,eject the poison on the badger and use his blood to cure Answer of question 2: Use eletrecity on 60 volts

You have a magical healing stuff but you still need a license -like school system

took me a while to realise that the machete the administrator has in her head is the one the sniper stabbed into her in "crap matchmaking", meaning that the sniper is indirectly responsible for medic's misadventure

6:33 miss arrow head

0:26 one of the bomb has alot of spikes lol

At the very end, the only doctor with a license was the one who started the whole debacle Ironic

Name? MEMDIC r e s p e c t

I love how medic's thoughts are just Google translated directly from German

Medic's scream is the best scream, second to Soldier

Don’t cry kids 15:03

Meet the Medic 2 really lived up to the original!

12:50 why just why

11:46. Вы испытываете мое терпение!

9:14 that face of spy though

Answers 1. Call 911 immediately if possible when the venom is inside the body after the bite. Usually venoms are painful and fatal, before the ambulance arrives, things must be prepare simply like putting calming the person down, wash the bite with clean water and soap but dont put alcohol. 2. If the person has an heart attack immediately do a CPR before you can do CPR put the person on a safe floor not on bed! And when you did perfectly! Perform your CPR and immediately call 911 if the person is still not breathing or having difficult breathing 3. The woman causes blunt force trauma (BFT), with several Hits to the body, Abdominal Failure, Blood Cells Problem, several deteration of heat and stroke caused by heat! And multiple broken bones from accident! In order to save the patient in this critical condition, its wisely to call the 911 immediately if the injury is critical and worsen now

1:38 scout is still stuck there XD

8:24 9:36 11:01 12:51 Medic extreme anger moments. Also 15:50 cause that's funny too.

5:10 "I'm going to saw through my saw" noob medic 2019

How is spy still talking? He just got decapated by the medic who has an axe 😳😳😳

Holy shit is that Arby and Chief reference in 4:40

To be honest , That gibus med is one of my favorite characters :D

Scout: Medic! Spy: Medic! Heavy: Medic! Engineer: Medic! Demoman: Medic! Pyro: (Mumbles) Medic! Sniper: Medic! Soldier: Medic! Medic: Medic! Newspaper:Medics has been canceled forever Medic: :( I found Engineer in 5:32 Doing kazotsky kick emote FAKE wooden medic: MeeM

11:33 - 11:38 When my homework is too hard and some jack@$$ declares "no calculators" :)

4:47 WRATH

4:30 Me when first day at school

I love that there's a spy there.

On the end be like : "chuckels" im in danger

3:38 *_w-what are you doing step heavy_*

After what Sniper did do the Administrator and Pauling Medic had to go through.

4:18 es hasta pronto nmms

The class when the teacher leaves the room-11:50-13:15

Noone: Everyone in the french revolution: 8:25

1:30 to lazy? I thought u made this animation and it was ur idea probaly tho and u almost done every single scene.

Noooo, thank you for your license medic.

Noob medic has to be my favorite throughout this video

great to see your content again

Gmod videos are so random and I love it XD

Why does the robo medic just get the question right without getting in trouble

4:57 The Spy disguised as a Medic😂😂. So funny animation

Whats up AH :O 3:05

"That's how I lost my medical lisence."

This video almost make me cry 😢

I love this GMOD animation so much GOOD WORK!

Me: * gets f on test * (eyes widened:) *GLASS BREAK SOUND EFFECT*

scout: there are no dispenser license right?

I honestly love the fact that one thing said by medic made this video

its bassicaly PAPER PLEASE , But its Medical Liecence

Microsoft Sam? That's a voice I haven't heard in a looooong time

5:23 TOM BAKER!!!

9:25 don't worry medic he's on your team so it will he you

0:39 when your playing in a laggy server

Chatgpt's answer to the question 3: Based on the information provided, the most likely diagnosis for this patient is **Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP)**. Here’s a breakdown of the key points that lead to this conclusion: ### Key Clinical Features 1. **Recurrent Epistaxis and Easy Bruising**: - These symptoms indicate a bleeding disorder. 2. **Diffuse Areas of Petechiae**: - The presence of petechiae under the tongue, on the extensor surfaces of the forearms, and on the posterior thighs suggests a platelet-related issue. 3. **Normal Vital Signs**: - The patient's vital signs (pulse, blood pressure) are within normal limits. 4. **No Splenomegaly**: - Lack of splenomegaly is significant as it rules out conditions like hypersplenism or myeloproliferative disorders that often present with an enlarged spleen. 5. **Normal White Blood Cell Count and Hemoglobin**: - The normal WBC and hemoglobin levels suggest that there is no significant bone marrow disorder affecting all cell lines. 6. **Isolated Thrombocytopenia**: - The platelet count is significantly low at 24,000 cells/mm³, which explains the easy bruising and prolonged bleeding. 7. **Prolonged Bleeding Time**: - The bleeding time is prolonged, indicating a problem with platelet function or number. 8. **Normal PT and aPTT**: - These normal values rule out coagulation factor deficiencies, such as those seen in hemophilia or von Willebrand disease. ### Diagnosis: Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP) ITP is a disorder characterized by the immune-mediated destruction of platelets, leading to thrombocytopenia. It is typically a diagnosis of exclusion, but the key features in this case align with ITP: - **Thrombocytopenia**: The low platelet count is the hallmark of the condition. - **Prolonged Bleeding Time**: Reflects the impact of low platelet count on bleeding. - **Normal Coagulation Parameters**: PT and aPTT are within normal limits, indicating that the coagulation pathway is intact and the issue is with the platelets. - **No Other Systemic Symptoms**: The absence of systemic symptoms like fever, weight loss, or organomegaly supports the diagnosis of ITP. ### Other Possible Diagnoses and Why They Are Less Likely - **Von Willebrand Disease**: Usually presents with a prolonged aPTT or other coagulation abnormalities. - **Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura (TTP)**: Typically presents with a pentad of symptoms including renal dysfunction, neurological changes, fever, microangiopathic hemolytic anemia, and thrombocytopenia. This patient does not have these features. - **Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation (DIC)**: Usually shows prolonged PT and aPTT, along with other signs of coagulopathy. - **Aplastic Anemia**: Would present with pancytopenia, not isolated thrombocytopenia. Given the isolated thrombocytopenia, prolonged bleeding time, and normal coagulation studies, **ITP** is the most likely diagnosis for this patient.

12:12 Scream Fortress 2.

3:12 nice reference to crap matchmaking

Wow. This is great. I haven't seen a TF2 video since......I stupidly got in a scam and lost most of my most prized TF2 items.

almost 6 years till the date this was posted

10:56 the answer is eraser 11:01 medic got rage because the answer is eraser

4:58 IF that spy passes the exam he is going to be able to sneak even better cause he can use medical stuff!