Meet the Amazing Engineer 

yep, that's a one-way ticket to death!

***** Isn't bacon everyone's God?

it was the turkeys who put that scheme i know it. #turkeyout4revenge🦃=😈

TJBladeX bacon bacon 😛

TJBladeX never touch another man's meat

Engineer POOT DISPENSER HERE

Bacon sandwich

ENGINEER IS UGLY WEAK BABY!!!

Engineer hello there

Oh henlo

Sniper looks taller as he’s thinner.

lmao,yeah

Locke I thought Scout the shortest

Also the fattest *cof* did i say fat? i meant large hitbox!

Irony

1 in a million chance to spawn in heavy or engineers inventory

@@thecoolestdaniel4554 how about you have to get the bacon from engineer but with a chance while heavy has a chance to drop a sandwich and you have to craft

WANT IN TF2 NOW

-No random crits

@@kaigao4842 lmfao

As well*

Lmao same xD

me too well sometimes at 2:00'.

relatable

Same xD

Moody Foodie you mean a shovel......oh wait you weren't talking about soldier

PUT DISPENSER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR TYPE DISPENSER

fair and balanced

Heavy fainted!

well there were more likely sandvich bits and to heal someone u need full sandvich

not technically :/

He need to eat it

Only heavy can put it on the ground and have someone heal.

erin morgan true I think

pootis

*poot*

Phil Swift. You again you sanama btich

pootis spencer here

*PUT DISPENSER HERE, STUPID*

(Soldier proceeds to fucking die.)

Engineer: Heh...

@@ClodsireYT Captain America: LANGUAGE!!!

Heavy: Oh that slaps me on the knee

@Lucio García I build that

Medic would be me in a nutshell

Medic yelling

I wanted to commet the same thing

Lol

Medic what ze hell is happening

Hi Mr. Veteran

Same

7 years now..... I feel very old

Fr

5:22 well it made medic scream so i think its better than his uber

bacon sanvich when equipped give it to an engineer to heal extra. can overheal up to 9000 hp no random crits with other weapons. -10% speed just eat the damn thing!

in reality it would still be the SANDBACON

BACONWICH

heres a new name: the sandvich of killed pigs

It only works with scout since scout is spy’s son

ZombossonRU-vid That’s hella fucked up

What? Spy i aint gonna-

*head shot*

@@probrobosnian he's making a joke about one of the tf2 shorts

#Whenismeetthesandvichcomming

I say Soldier.

Demo plz

Meet the Sandvich

drfrankinfun That is the best idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

Isn't Sniper slightly taller though

@@beefyblom no, sniper is slightly shorter than heavy

*When u steal a comment but u don’t blow up*

@@dewannabe8845 oh shit didn't see that

jroid3 ok Its not like I REALLY care it is just kind of unsatisfying

Here

Medic: *VHAT IZ HAPPENING!?*

5:23 AHHHHHHHHH!

You spelled crap wrong

medic is my reaction when something happened that i didn't know

Same with the poot-dispenser.

Ballsofpokemon TOTS

I can't find a single reason that a bacon sandvich shouldn't be a thing in TF2.

Coolgamerjen 222 it should be a engi and heavy item it heals all health but you take 20% extra damage from heavy if your engi or engi and his turrets if your heavy for 10 seconds and decreases damage taken from any other class by 10%

Ballsofpokemon u should be able to craft it but it won't take metal

*W O O*

GD Mohd PIECE Pie :3

Dont know XDDD

Amazing!!!!!!

XDDD heh.. heh ... EHHHHH..

Ofc Pie's cus its funnier

datstrang3r omg I just notice that, he's going to break his arm like that lel

Leagueminer6446 agree

i builded that

5:23

WHAT IS HAPPENING

AAAAUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

+Emanuel Szadkowski No, just bacon and his hat.

Aiden Partridge Well well my good sir. Memes don't die. Call 07821337180 today for meme endused Rage.

So true.

Elmo

That one guy who likes trains. Mann's

éPathusa The medic is me

éPathusa hahaha same Just kidding I don’t have friends

The power of pootis that is in that sandwich is god like.

Also medic: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

yes

AAAA

REPOST!!

Thanks for stealing a joke

One like=you luaghed at that

*SAD HEAVY NOISES*😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAAAA WAAAAAAA

And other thing You're ugly

Heavy is the best looking class

God what song is that?

What?

It just went over yall heads he basically saying they ugly

@@gear9733 You're Ugly

@@goose5397 and you're also ugly

And another thing, you're ugly.

A 5'6 with 11 PhDs

@@thiscommonsinkt3367 11 PhDs don't change the fact that he's short

@@theshermantanker7043 He can probably find a way to get taller with that knowledge

5'6" is short?... fuck

The man can make a robotic shell of himself so he can get taller. Too bad spys can sap that shell tho.

stupid raptor seduce me

4:30 soon..... Soon.......

that's literally all of the comments

WHAT IS HAPPENING

You're ugly

How did you manage to see that?

Idk I Can Just See It,

Hes trying to hold the laughter

Poot

TWEEET TWEET TWEET

POOT DISPENSER HERE!

Pootis

Hootspencer

DragonsEST nice one

Me in every class.

Lol

XD lol

DragonsXD j

Medic: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

@@MrBlitzardo21 i was Reading coments and video was playing in background and i read your come t exact moment he said it

Ẁ̴̗̼̼H̴̺͖͍̊Ä̴̫̪̽T̴̡̏̎͜ ̷̲̏I̸͓̿S̶̞͑ ̶̰̯̋͐͝H̸̯̏͠Ǎ̶͙P̴̖̳̀̆P̸͕͊E̴̖͉̺̿N̸͇̝̫̍Ȋ̸̛̘̚N̸̻͠G̷̦̳̔̿̎

The amazing Coconut i know haha

The amazing Coconut XDDD

lol me too

The amazing Coconut same

ha that was really funny was it my brother did that when I told him that

You meet the engineer?

@@akisa7865 lol

Akis A no you meet the amazing engineer

I tasted it once and it tasted for me like wash water with sugar

0:30

Poot!

No is poop

Poot The Cookie Down!

Pootis

POOR DISPENSER HERE

you can watch it on source filmmaker so...

*Well it DID.*

Negatory

I laughed so hard

XD

+Catthe Vampire I WAS LIKE ENGI WHAT THE HECK DONT BE A JERK!!

Donutions ! XD thats how everyone should be about it i was dying there though XD

And an another thing, you're ugly. :D

seduce me,hardhat

Nope.

RED Engineer Hay Dad. :D

now the sentries can talk?oh i see i am not the only spy...run sentry,run

you are from blu team(sonic) red team(knuckles) or black team(shadow)?

Good for you

2:04 This is our intelligence.

☭

80th like

Lol. Everybody forgot anf never plays that again

Skyrim died in 2011. Aswell as the "knee" joke.

i still find that meme everywhere. but skyrim, nah. nobody talks about it anymore

At least its not just me who still knows Skyrim.

damn

New Justice f

***** BALANCED! =P

Primary secondary and melee for engineer.

2 balanced 4 me

that would be too op plus it costs $50

Scruffy gamer But it has no random crits!

Still accurate to this day

Heavy taunt: Sandvich Ascension.

Yes a item that replaces the shotgun (heavy) and the pistol (engineer) Bacon Sandwich!

valve must add this

+Grey and the bacon sandwich

Yes they must do this!

I like the idea of dispenser as a gravestone

My final words: Sentray Goin' Up! (Yes I know I spelled Sentry wrong, it was to mimic Engineer)

Just add - No random critical hits And we'll add it. -Valve

No, HEAVIES crit Engies.

Also blinds medics

haha!

+Yeeguy123 what is the point of +1000 health when you are already invincible?

POOT DISPENSER

Mace a amazing reper

also, baccon makes everything better

You got: THE ULTRA SPANKING BACON SANDVICH!!!!!!!!!

The Texas BLT. Crafted using a sandvich and strange bacon grease. Grants the user god-like abilities and a full stomach.

When eaten: +100HP and enemies will have a flashbang effect for 15 seconds. :D Name: Texas Style Sandvich

Engi gets a bacon secondary. Stats plea

maxxon89 And another thing! You're ugly.

maxxon89 sorry man

Skyrahm ftw!

Skyrim reference.

*Pickpocket increased to 99*

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -the medic. 2014

WHAT IS HAPPENING

soo true

5:23 when i watch anime

Kyzr Y E A H I T S E E M S A B O U T R I G H T

Nooby Waffles ikr

Maybe its too shiny for medic only.

Nooby Waffles u

Nooby Waffles Q

Nooby Waffles p

well it is amazing.

Who do I look like? FRIEND ikr

Who do I look like? FRIEND thats why he said "UGLY" hes ugly

Who do I look like? FRIEND yeah it's funny heavy is a baby wavie

tru sadness

pootispencer here

Be Boop Blep POOTIS PENCE ARE HERE

+Cleverdinoboy POOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTIIIIIIIIISSSSS

Be Boop Blep POO TI SPENCE ARE HERE

Be Boop Blep Is stupid

Well the engineer ain't lied

@@dylanshotdogs7213 the engineer didnt lie. Now that's correct grammar :)

Lacrimosa?

@@lpscottoncandylollipopswee2088 breh

@@lpscottoncandylollipopswee2088 no one care about grammar

He is

nugget nugget No, he isn't

EpicMarioFan 9 So what?

He's fat. Though

Jaydenxpoint0 your argument is invalid

I can hear the furious fan girls typing about their favorite TF2 ships and writing fan fictions now....

wat spah was a traitor/blu spah or red spah?

" *SEDUCE ME!* "

Yep

@@Agame-sf8pm Man youre making me suicide

UpdiePlays this make sense

FR!!! WTH

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" -Medic

*The Amazing Medic

vat is happening*

MeM

Vat iz happenzing

Let's just make up random weapons: Airblaster Level 68 flamethrower On equip: +200% air blast force -50% air blast cost Can propell oneself into the air using air blast by air blasting the ground Attacks dealt to enemies in the air always minicrit -50% damage Attack dealt while oneself is in the air have a %50 percent chance to crit,all other attacks dealt are minicrits Air blasting enemies and attacking via in the air charges hyperblast meter,activate hyperblast by taunting +30% damage taken from all sources On activation of meter: Damage reduction goes from 50% to 30% Airblast force increases to +200% to +500%

Tony Chau imagine that fuck in x10 mode, a scout with the short stop equipped would practically teleport across the map with "hyperblast" mode

Here's a weapon puncher Lv op fist 1 ko evrybody 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Creeper killa gaming negative effect -99.99% speed >:) passive effect even you don't hold it how to craft? 10 refiend + gibus as extra my opinion FIND A DEMOPAN TRADE HIM ALL REFIEND FOR DIFFRENT COLORED SHAKO!

Martin Smith Surprise Buttsecks LvL 69 Knife 69% more range. Backstabs restore 69% of cloak -69% Damage for anything but backstabs Spy yells "Surprise Buttsecks!" when he gets a backstab. When you taunt, Spy sticks the handle of the knife in his zipper and humps his victim to death.

Emmett L. Brown well actually in "meet the amazing merasmus" in the end credits it was said that "that in this video merasmus stole saxtons video"

Trenton Basye saxton stole his video

Curse you, that sounds like a great Sandvich

damn you.......

me

That sounds tasty.

i've seen better meat been run over bt a combine. or something I dunno

Great idea!! :D

I did but it's ugly

i suggest return health in deaths

And you craft it by combining a buffalo steak and sandvich together

Dalokohs bar...

Pda

I’m not sure but I think engineer Gets a notification when they’re sentry is being saped

r u colorblind

HES NOT LOOK CLOSLY

+Cody Herio - No Random Crits

Well that's 3 minutes wasted of time but good idea though

You forgot it has a chance to blind medics of its amazing power

yea your right!

-you will become vengineer

I cannot stop laughing from 1:13-1:16

Patrick Shively

Does anybody know what that song in the background is?

LadyIceBear I think it's from Payback² but I don't know

I think it's from hunterxhunter. Just search up the phantom troupe requiem and you'll find a video with music exactly like the music in the video.

And destroying buildings would increase destruction

Rooper and you will become the god of destruction (dragon ball)

JustSCNX We are referencing Skyrim, not fucking dragon ball!

JustSCNX Lord Bills

JustSCNX ThepigslayerYT You rang?

Its no godly line Its dumber than dirt

@@redspy6134 no u

That Bacon No

That Bacon i dont like bacon. which is strange, cause im american.

Just Gray good because your not a sterio tipe

Mcbuy The legend that's not how you spell stereotype

Michael J. Caboose yeppp

*Well technically............*

@@conservativedemocracyenjoyer wait a second I think I know you in tf2

@@GhostofFarta Ah?

@@conservativedemocracyenjoyer did you play blackwonder 100% crits or x100?

@@GhostofFarta I've played both, with said username as well

You have no idea what that sounded like to a homestuck fan. O_O And I'm one of them. Even know this isn't homestuck, still is a badass video with bacon sandviches.

***** :o)

Snipes Serket yeah

Bablo biggins!

Skymos ValvorRon I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

*_SCIENCE_*

HES BILL NEY

VAT IS HAPPENING!!!

Not bad..not bad at all :) *hits with wrench*

and that forgotten class :( R.I.P

+Major LeeHung U mean the Question mark?

Worldsend1998 actually no :) Mostly a running gag you may find a head stone with rip then the camera pans off on a few old tf2 videos.

Meet the amazing marasmus

randomperson Merasmus was at Meet the Amazing Medic and died there. So, no Merasmus.

are these melee weapons besides the baconvich? They sound interesting

Charlie Simon Yep. The engie has a wrench, and pyro has a... sandvich on a stick...

strikes fear into the hearts of many

Charlie Simon Behold! The fearsome ham and olive sandwich on a stick! The weapon of the gods!

Too easy to troll with