Meet the REAL Pyro #shorts #gaming #tf2 

this is obviously canon and very true. I know because I know nobody would hire that *THING*

That's absolutely Pyro-style.

@@DOTMDeath “I fear no man but that THING. It scares me”

As I finished this comment, I heard soft western showdown music from the other room, so imagined Pyro just showing up when day, while the sun’s setting, riding in on a horse from the desert. No one knows their name, their origin, or their face. All they know is that it wanted to use it’s flame thrower, so they put ‘em to good use.

@@redactedoktor Its hiiiiiigh noon.

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@@SkeletoesHandle 7, for each limb as well

Sounds about right

Maybe a big ass Cat named Garfield

@@theunkillablecat8458 WHERE IS MY LASAGNE HEAVY

Perfect

Hunt: Showdown ???

Probably a death row inmate drafted into service after various counts of arson and murder

"You're fired." Pyro: No, you!

i always assumed pyro just showed up one day and they couldn't get rid of them. i'm pretty sure that canonically pyro's flamethrower is homemade, so that kinda plays into this idea

😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵

He is Canonically a man

@@XablauBolinhoThey are Hmmph lil bro

​@@Wendalover69 Their pronouns are he/hmmph

@@Funnyso869 it’s Hmmph/hmmph

Yeah, kinda like the secret life sfm.

@@ElvionOfLXIX The ultimate lifeform

True, but it’s fun to think of different headcannons for this sort of thing.

I mean they did say he was a "Frankenstein" of a man soooooooooo.......

@@Husk-c8f I mean man is also shorthand for human as well.

Just a full on bag of meat since ingame the mf has limbs when he dies by an explosion

Yes

Yes

yes

Yes

I Thought Abraham Lincoln Invented the Rocket Jump in the TF2 universe

@@Mr_Zaturn i think it was shakespearacles that invented it with the second floor, then Abraham Lincoln invented stairs

@@tinhead_junk Damn, I forgot just how bizarre TF2's lore is XD

@@tinhead_junk Abraham Lincoln was the first Roamer

The fuck is going on in the t52 universe

Pyro: "Hmm HUMM hmm ho hum"

No you got it wrong it would be Mhmhmhm mmh mmmmmh

Death…

Hudah hudah ha

@@SqueakerBunny last part prob means no homo

so if developers were to add a straw hat exclusively for pyro, they'd have called him a Japanese lol

Ok so that confirms they are not a human

​@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325Can confirm. I'm a Mexican and am stuck in area 51

@@migueltani3549 I think he's talking about the Old Guadalajara, which was released back in 2010, when there weren't that many cosmetics in the game and they were still relatively thematic to the classes.

​@@DoNotFuss nah stop lying. We know your in black mesa.

i mean, burning people alive was banned from the rules of warfare for a reason. It’s a monstrous and horrible way to die. Pyro holds no regret or pity for his victims. He truly is inhuman.

Its always been that bio, even before Meet The Pyro

@@l_miester456 in his defense, I don’t think he knows what’s really going on

@@l_miester456 they’re special goggles making him think its super happy and fun

@@l_miester456 did you even watch it? He doesn't know what he's doing, he has the mind of an innocent child.

Pyro: Fire

THE SMOLDERING FLAME OF AMBITION

Pyro: There is no gender/pronoun that could deal with my "HOTNESS" ☀️🔥☀️

mmm hmmhmm mpf mmhm hmm mphf (my pronouns are fire/burn)

@@dhans9662 hmmf mmm huhhh mmmm You are burning/Deceased

"Sex?" Never

@@cheeseman-isme oh my god its gordoff imprisonedwoman

S*x? Yes!

I could do a joke but I wont

@@AutumnNoBees do it

That's exactly what I said.

It's the fire breathing thing itself

Omg its them ​@@pyrofromtf2

@@para811 yes!

@@pyrofromtf2 Subed :3

Free the slaves by burning plantations ig

I love that if that’s real

@@thenecromancer5007 Look it up. Actually, just look up the original 9 classes. You won’t be disappointed.

@@jokerisinthememe5852 I just looked it up and I am overjoyed by this omg

@@thenecromancer5007 The fact that they made Demoman ALFRED NOBEL because he invented dynamite.

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Dhar mann

What is a woman

I like to think they meant either.

Tf2 came out before all the gender pronouns bs so im pretty sure its questioning his humanity instead of gender

​@@WeakestHaterGender was invented in 2019 by Charles Gender and pronouns came in after when Charles' successor Alexander Pronoun invented them. Alexander Pronoun really revolutionized the english language, before words such as I, Me, You, Them, He, Her, etc. didn't even exist, we would just point at things.

​@@WeakestHaterthe play on words has existed for a long time though. Look at lord of the rings, as well the "it's a woman?" Cliche in some stories.

​@@WeakestHatermf did you just call pronouns bs on a video about fucking tf2?

This.

Or it can be taken literally

I would say theres a double meaning there. Eitherway its cool how no one fucking knows anything about pyro besides the fact that they like burning stuff and they are insane.

​@@Shaymin0he*** since miss Pauling ises he pronouns, even if he was a woman its pronouns would still be he

@@professionalclown7166why not both

Asbestos lined rubber suit

As A Pyro Main, I Can Indeed Confirm We Are Just A Sentient Rubber Suit.

for me, any character who has a mask of some kind on them just has that mask as their face, which is why I'm not a big fan of face reveals

Hot

Not that Far fetch

That might be plausible because the thoughts were in a childish wonderland with rainbows

​@@Vmrodit's because he's schizophrenic

Pyro is not a boy or a girl... no one knows yet

​@@Go_Commit_6_Feet_Under Im pretty sure it's not young💀☠️

​@Pyro from TF2 Ok? (No one asked)

​@@ДаниКендов what

​@@Go_Commit_6_Feet_Under pyro is literally a man

Yeah see this person is the only one who paid attention to the comics lmao

I was about to say this

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I remember it being about bears being attracted to menstruating women, and then soldier calls out pyro

@@soupisfornoobs4081 yes, he talked about menstruating women, but he didnt call out pyro, he yelled because the plane pyro was blocking was filled with honey

U just said "him"

@Patricio Dorime oh wait I see their point now

I think Pyro's a demon because of his obsession with fire and the fact that everyone fears him

@@user-xq4py3fq2y I guess I'm a demon Hell ya

what about that guy in comments who thinks he's 3 racoons in a suit

Hes 7 raccoons in a suit.

I wonder who that sounds like...wait...THE DRAGON WARRIOR! ITS ME!

I love being alive💀

You have to admit though that’s it’s not exactly out of character to do something as random as that

@@nickythehickey The part where he mentions the soldier always had a suspicion is taken completely out of context. Soldier never even talks about pyros gender and that scene in the comic he used for the video was just a joke about honey that amelia earhart was smuggeling on her plane.

@@aldobanuelos6614 I know that… I’m not even taking a stance in the debate I’m just saying having soldier of all people be the one to know is within tf2s brand of humor

that man teleports bread

To be fair, with close captioning, they use both he, she while referring to pyro

@@ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356 what

​@@ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356 Ms Pauling is the only one who has seen their records and she calls pyro he

"I fear no man... But that THING..."

@@ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356 eight words: Boston Accents are notorious for confusing RU-vid captions

I'm real.

Cap. In meet the team video not once is he called a she. Best you get is people calling him 'it' because of how inhumanly he behaves.

@@secretname2670 Captions of the scouts line my brother. Definetly was added as an afterthought but whoever was on the TF team put it there so

@@smallsynth "[...]he isn't here is he?" Is the correct voice line. Maybe it looks to you like scout said '(...)is she?' but even then it sounds incredibly sketchy, using two pronouns in the same sentence, even for illiterate scout. He is from boston but is not stupid, not as much as soldier.

@@secretname2670Nope, scouts voice actor does indeed say “He’s not here is he?” But the offical script for that video has it as “He’s not here is she?” Regardless, pyros voice sounds very male, so it’s probably a dude, but I guess you never know for certain.

Heavy thinks women are things. 🅱️ased

@@namastereciprocity4549 How is that based?

@@anothergg2692 Its called a joke, look it up.

@@adrenjones9301 I know about it, but still is not funny.

Meanwhile, scout: **INTENSE PANIK**

Since Pyro looks differently from us. What does rule 34 look like for him? Like a girl getting penetrated by some tentacles.

leather

i thought he would say mhmmmh or arson

“No no no, what’s in your pants” The ashes of the ones I’ve killed

@@Sanstrap1016 But in pyroland he might be thinking he said The magic of friendship :D

Really goes to show that context is an important tool.

Yeah it's literally to fuck with the audience

The importance of context

Yea this whole video is basically clickbait.

I remember that that's why I was confused on what he was talking about now I know he was joking

I'm not human.

​@@pyrofromtf2 then what are you? Or what am I?

@@xinpingdonohoe3978 I'm a PYRO.

@@pyrofromtf2 "a" Pyro. *THERE ARE MORE?*

@@xinpingdonohoe3978 yes, I turn people into Pyros.

Hence He is just a pyromanic autistic person who everyone should love even if he is mildly insane for burning people alive with rainbows

him?

@@Hexagyas he??

​@@Realoofb Yes, most instances in the games and comics and everything uses he/him. It's not that deep.

Alright

and nothing more inhuman than a woman

​​@@Lambekaiser I suppose I will be left up to interpretation of this statement... Really, was it a joke or you are... A silly goose?

@@Второйслучайныйчел really funny joke

@@Lambekaiser Humans have a fear of the unknown, and probably based on your life experiences, that's the reason you fear women.

Well, I'm a reliable source.

soldier wasn’t even talking about pyros gender in that scene

Aye aye, don't diss the soldier like that smh

@@pyrofromtf2Then tell us the truth, 9 months after saying you knew it

@@RWQ_FSFASXC I'm a woman.

or you know, a woman

@@tyler6606 so same thing?

@@tyler6606 but Valve once said something and I don't really remember when and what was it from but I can still recall it, "all characters are males" so he's probably a male, or a male specie of an alien or some sort, anything related to any male specie, could be human or not...

@@tyler6606 yeah but what if pyro is an alien? It could be a woman but the mumbling from its mask sounds deep and masculine of course it is muffled but you don’t need to bust my balls for theorizing

Pyro is a guy imo the only evidence you could get thinking pyro is a girl is when engineer says sorry maam and when scout said he's not is here is she in meet the pyro and probably because he's wearing the mask

That would be cool but that’s already kind of Engineer’s backstory

AWWWWW

Schizophrenia is genetic is tends to run in families. So maybe. Assuming the classic pyro was also schizo phrenic.

To be fair, half the time he doesn’t even know he’s killing people because of him being criminally insane with Pyrovision

Eh you never know

I mean Heavy did say "I fear no man, but that, thing! *whisper* It scares me!"

Yup, he wasn't human.

Him being scared of fire doesn't make sense since pyro literally means fire in Greek

@@user-xq4py3fq2y I’m not denying the relation of the name, but look at the mind of Pyro. It’s broken. They view their activities as childish and fun while in reality they are cracking skulls open with an axe or burning a building down. Something happened to Pyro. Also I said scarred, not scared

@@rockblockstudio sorry I misread scarred as scared but yes I see where you're coming from and the main things that make him see everything as colorful and happy are the goggles that he always wears

Pyro is not a woman. Pyro is not a man and the word man doesnt always mean male. This argument must end. Developers obviously doesnt want anyone to know its gender. If you ask a developer he is going to say he is designed in a genderless way. The tfc pyro being female doesnt have anything to do with tf2 pyro. It changes almost nothing about the fact that we dont know his gender. We will never know it. Gaben wont come out and say its a woman. Worthless argument, i wish people nowadays were able to think deeper about things, critical thinking is dead. Everybody just expects some resource or theory to give them the truth but nobody is looking carefully to see that he is designed genderless on purpose, if you just look at small words like 'he' or 'man' you won't get anywhere and it will confuse yourself a lot. This is worthless. F*ck your theories. His gender will be unknown forever. If one day his gender gets revealed, then i am a son of a b*tch.

scout also refers pyro as "he"

@@finleydoyle4913 Eh, I doubt Scout's seen Pyro's face and is just assuming Pyro is a he

Also in every team counterpart the pyro is female (remeber Bea?)

@@crypt3665 No... I actually don't, pray tell

Yeah, that seems about right

My take is Pyro is actually a Rooster headed Man

15 bread monster in a suit

Gumball Burnt Toast

We all know youtube captions are sh*t

That's also how a Boston accent would play out. "Is he" for Scout would sound like "ish he", which then also sounds like "is she".

See this is what happens when idiots online think Matpat The Con Man Is a reliable source

@@poliohead5185 bro relax its not that deep, i havent watched a game theory vid in like 8 years lmao

​​@@WeakestHater actually in the official Meet the Pyro script Scout said "He is not here is she?"

yes

He's simply a fragment of your imagination

Hello yes, I identify as pyro

Pyrosexual?

Py/ro

I'm not. I used to be human, but now I'm something beyond your comprehension. Wanna hear more?

​@@pyrofromtf2 yes please!

@@XMX.Italian-Gamer I'm just fire.

pyro’s obviously a xolo

It did. And I'm real.

Singed

I'm not human.

@@pyrofromtf2damn thats crazy

​​@@pyrofromtf2the what are you

@@Saintpentiousofficial fire.

In pyro's vision he sees his flamethrower as a trumpet and fire as rainbows and the other team as flying babies..

Makes sense

Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

so true

Yes kkkk

Exactly.

Why he british

No one would even tell what their race is

@@dvffYT 💀

Pyro’s an enby icon lol

bigbootyfempyro >>

Pyrocynical

female pyro doesn't exist, it never did, it was a stupid mod

@@kratzcreed8268the pyrocinical incident

Shut up

yeah, i was about to say the same thing.

I am the real Pyro.

Well not all women has chests, they might’ve done that on purpose. I can see the voice part. Also they could be lying that they will never add a female characters to TF2. Though there a female voice during matches. I don’t know much of TF2 since I played the game and learned there lore a couple weeks ago. So I could be very wrong xD

@@ChefVoid they didn’t mean characters to tf2 as a whole (my bad for the wording) they stated specifically PLAYABLE CHARACTERS.

@MajorGalah I didn't know that only women can use purses

@MajorGalah it's definitely due to the fact that Pyro is a manchild, and finds things feminine to be cute.

Simple he gay lol

Wait was it actually abraham lincoln

​@@fabrypetty1689Read the comics. Istg I laughed so hard seeing Abe as the Pyro. Funny asf

Yeah.

Please don't fear me. Do you?

"But that thing... it scares me" based heavy, woman are objects

@@pyrofromtf2 i fear no man, but a women *yes*

@@Dreadstar8398 I am a woman.

The flog wasnt created by pyro or anyone from that world, it was from space and the future

@@Inky918 they said how the phlog works, not how it was made or its origins

Maybe Sehyeon, Mitsuki, or Sumin cuz personally I like to think of Pyro as a Korean woman But these are gender neutral Korean names so it works either way The reason I say this is cuz we have no confirmed playable Asian characters or Female characters so I think Pyro could fit both of those

@@RoccoSocko good options too, let's just hope soldier doesn't think pyro as a japanese ww2 enemy or anything lol

@@tonyshum5569 yeah I hope so

plot twist: Pyro's name is Pyro

@@sassas1487 personally i like to call her Mitsuki cuz I see Pyro as a Korean woman

No one ever said that

@@kittymyths1208 it’s a joke

@@kittymyths1208 no but the do refer to pyro as it he and scout dose say he is not here is she? When trying to remove the mic of his shirt

@@kittymyths12081 year late r/woooosh (aka get a notification for no reason!)

Well we have seen him as z movie model in the nightmare town on wave 666 But if you mean that metaphorical then yes,you’re correct

No no no Its beyond than that

Ah he may be the orphan

same Because of the concept art of him

I don't think trusting medic's medical skills is a good idea, he stole his patient's skeleton once

​@@sassas1487 He also has implanted a functional baboon uterus into one of the mercs. So functional it managed to gestate and produce a healthy lil monki babe. Medic's skills are not to be doubted. I bet he still would be able to tell which sex that stolen skeleton was а чо ты в депресси то

Medic thought it would be OK to refill people's veins with dirty buckets of any blood lying around. Contaminated, irregardless of blood type, irresponsible, and he doesn't even put it in right. He just chucks it into their open torsos. He doesn't even know what Uber is supposed to look like, and he discovered it.

@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy It did work tho? each and everyone of mercs survived. Also he gave demo his eye like 8 times. c'mon

@@sassas1487 but that assumption won't make any difference if Medic actually refers to his patient a male? and the thing that soldier said about honey and women is that those things are the ones that attracts bears, and after that he just yelled at Pyro because there's a bear behind? So in conclusion people just viewed those words in the wrong way...

Yeah but I'm not a man.

@@pyrofromtf2 ur a creature

​@@EggMann. I am.

​@@pyrofromtf2Betty?

@@dilshadbegum9833 yes.

Well, I'm not human.

Well, we come from different universes

Mhmhm hmhmnm mnmmh, this is the words

I am not insane, am I?

If I remember right. Pyro stuffers from “schizophrenia” for those who may not know what that is: A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly. The exact cause of schizophrenia isn't known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain chemistry and structure may play a role. But this means a person cannot tell what’s real or not… Pyro might very well have no idea what he’s doing.

no

@@orealfrajola it's true. People don't always bother saying they when they see something of indeterminate sex

​@@chadicus8725either he or they. I've seen written in an article book before.

@@orealfrajolamost people call anyone a he until they say otherwise

I'm not human.

4*

I think Pyro's just living fire in a fireproof suit that's why he wears it all the time

what if he was secretly shrek??? :0

@MajorGalah it would still be canon tho

Nah. It’s just a very buff womann

@@comet3969 nah it is an entity

There isn't though?

there is a cosmetic that replaces heavys head with a bird, one that turns pyro into a shark and another that turns pyros head into a lightbulb