FIGHT missed Sans: Didya think I'd just stand there and take it FIGHT -648382749 Mettaton NEO: Guess you didn't want to join my fanclub. *Mettaton explodes, killing Sans in the process* *LV 20*
"Sans, I dare you to break into Mettaton's stage in the middle of the perforance." "nah." "Bet a bottle of ketchup you won't." *Sans rolls up his sleeves.*
* OH MY! SANS, THE AUDIENCE WAS WAITING FOR YOU! * YOU’RE LATE BY ABOUT… * HM… * TWELVE MINUTES. * WELL, DON’T FRET, DARLING. WE CAN STILL DO THE INTERVIEW QUESTIONS. * sounds great. * NOW, THE FIRST QUESTION… * “WHY DO YOU FEEL ANGER FOR THE HUMAN FOR THEIR GENOCIDES, BUT SPARE THEM IF THEY LEAVE EVEN ONE MONSTER BEHIND?” * what? * DON’T ASK ME. ASK “UNDERTALEFAN46920.” * what? * do you think i see the other timelines? * THE WHAT? * this person clearly spied on me when i rambled to myself the other day. just let me explain this and it’ll be fine. * now, uh, the thing is that i’m really good at looking at facial expressions. * for example, * when papyrus forgets to buy spaghetti sauce, i can easily tell by him frowning. * when he remembers, i can tell because he is smiling.
*_I LEGIT COMMENTED ON A PIN THAT HAD SANS WITH METTATON LEGS ABOUT MEGALOVANIA IN THE STYLE OF DEATH BY GLAMOR EARILIER TODAY AND I FOUND IT_* *_I'M SCREAMING_*
DID YOU JUST FLIP MY SWITCH!?!?!?!? Ohhh my. If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing... You're desperate for the premiere of my new body. How rude... Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time. So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward. I'll make your last living moments... * a bad time *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
