I like what he said on Crook And Chase one time, he said him and his wife was sitting outside in their rocking chairs and he leaned over and told his wife I'm just so proud of you and she said what did you say so he said I'm just so proud of you and she said I'm tired of you too. 😂
As much as I loved Mel, (saw him at Billy Bob's Texas), a variation of this joke was first told by the English actor Terry Thomas in an old black and white movie. It was about 3 dinosaurs. After 50+ years, I never forgot it.
My dad loves jokes and he loves telling them but this is one I dont think he can do, but he said he is going to try at our next family get together. We will see
The next day footfoot says that he is not feeling well. Footfootfoot says, oh no, we already have one foot in the grave. I guess the Statlers insisted they get all the punch lines. No wonder Johnny Cash fired those guys.