Melody Tries to Explain to Henya That English Words Can Means A Lot of Things 

Mouse really is the best vtuber. Her absence alone is almost the funniest part, Henya calling out for her to return knocked the wind out of me 😂

You couldve finished that with " and the relianle one is away doing drugs". Technically the truth* because words mean different things 😂

that silly looking vacant stare while the other three were talking was priceless

reliable one in this case being zooted Puerto Rican

that relatable one also can't say words right... None of these people should be teaching English.

the reply was "i wish" lmao

that was gold.

Smh

when a motherboard and a daddy board love each other very much....

Yeah, that one got me, too :D

As another native English speaker, I’m here to explain the relationship between bison in the city of Buffalo using only a single word. “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” This sentence is grammatically correct, as it uses three different meanings of the word “buffalo” in the English language. The city, the animal, and a rather uncommonly-used verb.

Mel: now let me explain the word "hard"

That's what happens when your (our) language is like 30% Anglo Saxon, 30% Norman, 30% Latin, and 10% assorted bs.

English is like 4 main languages and a bunch of other supporting languages and loan words in a trench coat. Its a horrendous mess of like 30 languages, of course it will be ungodly difficult, even if the grammar is quite simple due to the lack of declensions and such.

Every time I master the current version I decide to relearn... I end up 5 versions behind and getting called "Granpa" by those little brat whippersnapper youngin's who think they're cool with them flipped round hats and four tone hair and basketball hoop earrings and wearing shorts halfway down their legs exposing their underwear... why back in my day doing any one of those things got ya head shoved in a toilet and flushed until ya could hardly breath, and if ya screamed they left ya in there after taping your legs to the toilet tank...

Oh... it's my nightmare scenario. I know that English has two sounds where Japanese has one. But having to make the distinction between L and R to a Japanese person (and someone who already pronounces both clearly) would make me feel like the biggest jerkass on the planet. Especially when neither of us can see our real mouth movements!

Better to assume the l/r problem will be a thing and be delightfully proven wrong then have a seriies of unfortunate misunderstandings

“ What is "United States"? What is the purpose of the president? ” “ How the hell should I know? I'm Japanese. ”

"Why do I get an election when I smoke?" - from Quora

Even American politicians struggle with that sometimes

Even after understanding that it wasn't "interaction" she's still has difficulties with R/L. A very understandable japanese problem.

Yeah, the subs were wrong about half the time.

@@majesticfox indeed. L/R are the same sound in japanese.

​@@rumplstiltztinkerstein so what you're saying is that presidential elections are very different in Japan?

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein I remember a stand in Kanazawa selling "Ice Cream Corns" because of that.

In her defense, Zen was working under the assumption that Henya’s Safe Search was still active.

@@felixthescholarlytitan4437 A dangerous assumption.

@@felixthescholarlytitan4437 even though henya already proved it wasn't by the erection comment XD? nah zen just trying to cover herself with that statement XD

didn't want to get in trouble by mama mouse

That was a hard 180° LOL

Ah yes, the "turn on" button. It's been over a decade since I last heard of that anime, lmao.

I believe the problem was that they couldn't if anything

Spoilers Kinda? While it does explore the idea of consumating romantic love with andriods ultimately the male and female lead (country boy, human. Beautiful girl, andriod) ultimately go the platonic route as consummating would wipe her memory. Why the creator decided to do that...who really knows? Seems needlessly cruel to both. Oh, and lets not forget the fact the creator left the decision whether to allow ANY andriods to have the ability to distinquish individuals to how the female lead got treated. It is supposed to be saccarine nonsense but hits that fridge logic hard once you really dwell on the thing after finishing

​@jacobfreeman5444 did she not have any other ports?

@@reeseblakeney7917 I think you just put more thought into it than I did at the time

Numi is next level dense, Mel is next level bad at explaining.

​@@janstraka8674It had to be intentional 😂😂

​@janstraka8674 get sinder around numi and you'll discover a new language

ah yes the ninty-ies

I wasn't even alive in the 90s but for some reason I thought it still meant that

Is that why they shat bricks so much in the early days of the internet?

yeah, as a 90's kid, that little change in terminology led to a couple of awkward moments. More than times than im willing to admit actually......I used to eat alot of cheese....

for me it means full of drugs.

Henya: let me google it Chat: *assortment of stop or cease or warning* *Henya realization* *lacrimosa plays* Chat: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU

fr

Eh, yes and no. Depends on the subject.

Melody is TRYING, dammit! Meanwhile Zen just gave up halfway and decided to troll.

maybe not the most evil, but definitely the most disruptive lmao

Pretty sure this was on that other show. Avenue Q

Thank god they didnt count

I’M FUGGIN DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i'm reminded of a video i saw of a guy showing how to apply caulk, and he used an analogy at one point, "as useful as a screen door on a submarine"

😅

has been for 8 months

It’d have to be, to find all these juicy definitions

Didn't she only turn that off recently when she tried to figure out what oral was?

@@malcovich_gameswhy do you think she had safe search off. 😎

Or best time for comedy to happen.

MOOUUSEEEEEEE!

*Barges in to explain how you can write a grammatically correct sentence using only the word “buffalo”*

​@@Ben_Kimber"I fear no grammar rules. But that sentence...it scares me."

Elaborate more please, I'm not native speaker and I'm curious​@@Ben_Kimber

@@Frank_Art Certainly. The way it works is that "buffalo" has three different meanings in the English language. There's the city of Buffalo, NY, the animal called "buffalo", and an uncommonly used verb "to buffalo", which means "to bully, harass, or intimidate". Using these three, you can write this sentence: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Using synonyms, we can rewrite it like this: "Buffalo bison Buffalo bison bully bully Buffalo bison." An extended version that sounds less confusing is: "Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, also bully bison from Buffalo."

I’m pretty sure Mouse has always been the voice of reason between most of VShojo lmao

"I wish" 😂

Is that how her motherboard got bricked?

@@thatcynicalbastard6636 we all know Mel's already the bakery, apparently she's the 'brick' house too 😂

​@@ShotRage *vine boom.mp3* 🤨

😂😂😂😂

She's not plotecting, she just wants to keep on gaslighting

Also, "hanashite" means "let go(of me)" or "speak" (as a request)

"Kami" can also mean either "god" or "hair", not really sure if the two have differing pronunciations though

"Miko" can be a shrine maiden or the number 35, apparently

​@@bhikku23miko is only 35 using number slang, not a direct meaning! mi can mean 3 and ko(こ) can turn into go(ご) which is 5

Not the premarital handholding

I love how that's just everyone's reaction knowing full well there is nothing we can do to save her

Another kind of gold ball ehh?

​@@gilessaint-loup2426I hope you got the reference.

@danielantony1882 oh yeah if it is what I think it is. But I will go check to make sure I am right.

@@gilessaint-loup2426It's the same as "balls" in English.

@@danielantony1882 yeah. I did look it up.

Japanese has more meanings for a word than English.

@@danielantony1882 I think that award can safely go to Mandarin Chinese. Look up "Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den".

​@@danielantony1882Yes, but I'm fairly certain Japanese doesn't go out to mug a multitude of languages to steal their vocabulary then proceed to mix them into their dictionary whilst also mixing in certain grammar patterns.

@@aliesterus1.023Well, they don’t do it with grammar, but they love doing it with English. A lot of the times, English speakers won’t be able to tell what a word even means, ’cause apparently, in the eyes of the Japanese, “tension” means excitement. There’s a decent amount of these. Not to mention, they use the word “Give up” without the “up” part. Thankfully, the language is 70-90% Japanese, so it’s not a problem.

​​@@danielantony1882If your a native english speaker thats nothing. We have a stupid amount of new slang and new uses of old words constantly. Removing up from give up is nothing And tension is already used as a synonym for excitment.

I mean yeah, its like tradition, my older brother was stationed in South Korea. I joined the military after he got out and I got stationed there as my 2nd station. He was nice enough to teach me Korean.....I had to re-learn Korean after an incident that, well he played the long game on this prank and i wasnt allowed to leave base for like, 6 weeks without supervision...

_that's what she said!_

tbf, medical diagrams probably would come up even on safe search

​@@CorvusCorone68 You'd be right.

Oyakodon would have been a good one.

Otamajakushi

Isn't there a nipple one?

​@@ivolol niponese?

there's a lot of them, jisatsu can be selfie or su*c*de, (though in kanji they are different) chikan is loosely translated as molesting/the act of molesting someone, particularly a woman, but can also be the word for substitution like for example suijou chikan hou, depending on the kanji used you either get 水上置換法 (water displacement method) or 水上痴漢法 (water molestation method)

If Kson were there, she would make things worse on purpose 😅

@@tdelfino2509 Possibly so lol. I just was remembering a clip where I saw her teaching Henya what the word semen meant.

Was that a pun?? 😂

Stop it.

Same in JP. Even though it's a homophone. 建つ is to erect a building, which is Tatsu, but there's another Tatsu, 立つ which meana to stand upright. But… I think that one can be sexual as well…

Bro no one says that,the common word to describe it would be built,not erected.

@@Dark_Minded18 Just incorrect. For example if a statue was built in 1872 it would be common for there to be a sign “This statute was erected in 1872 to commemorate…” stuff like that. Not that uncommon of a phrase.

Thank you, I officially hate you now.

No rooster like equestrian rooster. Send your baked pastry into shock.

It was a beautiful pun.

American English > British English