Meltdown in Trader Joe’s - Gary Gulman 

jcb3393 what IS back cutsies?

@@calisongbird it's where she could have gone directly behind him rather than all the way at the back of the line

She DESERVED the back of the line for her attitude.

@@calisongbird meaning you may not cut in front of me but may def cut behind me.

@@arribaficationwineho32 Yeah and "I don't want to deal with you so you can deal with the person behind me

Same and I worked at a Supermarket for 1 1/2 years. 90% of the customers are like that bitch in his story.

@@aaronsmith1023 6yyt tu túnel y t7t_6d%/-/-//@##/$/55=

Every second of every day is like this in NYC. Worst city on Earth.

Absolutely 😂! People suck

@@user82938 I was amazed the first time someone cut in front of me in the grocery store. I was in my early thirties and had just recently moved to Madison, Wisconsin. It had never happened to me in St. Louis, Missouri where I grew up, in Rockford, Illinois, or in Dekalb, Illinois. In Rockord people stop at green lights. In Chicago people go through red lights. In Madison, they do both.

Alex Avakian because they’re for dipping, not toppings

I've seen those lentil chips. I've gotta get some. I never seem to have enough money, and they're not even pricey.

Oh, you're good.

🤣

Lol! Loving it!💙💚💛🧡❤💙💙💙💙💙

You are the passive aggressive queen

Oh we should be friends

And some superheroes are even fish. Could you imagine what might happen if every superhero had to wear a cape? Even the fish? We'd end up with Cape Cod!

@@johnb1391 Lmao. That's pretty funny 🤣😂

Yeah... no 😂

"Thereby ensuring that I would *not* get over it." Nailed it on the head! Thank you for taking on this entitled, self-centered "witch with a capital B" who thinks everyone else is either an obstacle to or a servant for her happiness.

K Love, I used that tactic lots of times living on Lower East Side of NYC & hacking a taxi in NYC at night. I never got mugged or robbed & often I get a large tip driving a passenger with the comment " You're crazy man!"

Next time that happens to you just at the top of your lungs point to the person in front of you that cut you and yell out “line cutter right here!!”

perfect! Self-defense 101.@@gmar7836

I know it was probably a typo but i like the use of "wad" instead of "was" in this context

Lol one time I had a couple give me a coupon for condoms. I heard them whispering "you gonna give it her"? "Idc I'll give her the coupon". This went on for a little while and I wanted to jusylt snatch the damn coupon out of their hand

@@kellylyons1038 lol. Glad it works.

@@Deenique16 :-) I wouldn't wanna be the cashier in that situation. But I appreciate every opportunity that I get to come across people who have this kind of conversation.

Lol

That's the purpose and the strength of good comedy!

debbie94510 making us anxious? 😂

Heather McC Awesome!! I can hear that captain's bell now

Simultaneously no doubt.

lol, yeah it annoys me when people think they can do that like wtf you are holding the line up. Also I like your profile picture that is a cool photo

Try having genuinely psychotic alternate personalities 😂 Seriously, one of mine chose to name herself "Maleficent".

I won a small victory today at the DMV. Similar shananigans. Been waiting there for 2 hours for them to call my number G136, they were currently at G126, figured I had some time so I went to the bathroom. Came back and they had called my number 3 times! So I went over, G137 ticket was there so I politely waited and took a seat near by. Older lady goes over and starts standing behind them. I was a little upset cuz I had been waiting so long, and politely said, "excuse me mam I'm G136 I was just in the bathroom." She goes, "oh you don't have to wait in line for this one." And turned around. I sat back down. Stewing in my own head about it. The couple finished and began to walk away, her back was turned, so I got up, went to the desk and said " hey sorry u called my number 3 times I was in the restroom my apologies." And we started our business. In a pause moment I looked at the old lady and gave the old lady a look that pretty much said, "That's why they give people numbers bitch." ......Victory!!! Bhaha. But then I saw her outside and apologized like a bitch because, I'm a polite bitch :(

@@joe-ksterrr4421 I enjoy your psychotically conflicting personalities Joe. I'm the same

3 ..in NYC we have 3 levels

I’ve never been inside a Trader Joe’s because they just got to Austin right before I left but we had several Whole Foods that were multilevel. Or some that had an underground parking garage.

wow!!!!

In San Francisco there is a 2 floor Trader Joes downtown.

72nd and Broadway!

No I'm your best friend Jon. We will be meeting very soon. 👀 I see you Jon.

@@nathanm.8823 😬

Riding With Jon - I went to his nieces Bat Mitzvah

@Dean Gulberry No, Yea

Fox Tears I go at 8am on a weekday and it’s not busy at all. It’s a desperate move but when you’re broke it does the trick

miso 616 I’ve only gone once when it was semi not busy and the guy who makes you go to the different cash registers even bugs me out idk lmao every other time I’ve gone though it’s been a living nightmare

re "godless organic wastelands" hah hah - compared to CA they sure are;;;;; but not as bad as when the only one in NYC was the TJs on 14th Street. .....Although few weeks ago, for first time, I went into the one I believe the comedian is referring to (B'way @ 72nd) on a Sunday afternoon and the line was so ridiculously long and slow I just had to walk out

HipHopSlam i hadn’t been to the one uptown but omg, 14th street TJ’s is THE WORST

Still cheaper than whole foods or any bodega. 💵

Why? So people are more justified in leaving their cart in line while they shop?

I forgot about this Well, if you have a $100 purchase and have to give each person behind you $10, that's a pretty strong incentive At that point, I think I'd be looking for the line with the most abandoned carts in it Do my shopping one item at a time :)

"and that's why there are so many crazy bitches on the loose!" 😂🤣

I work at a grocery store so I've seen this happen a few times and I wanna die every time. I'm used to the customers being nightmarish assholes to me, the service robot, but I never know what to do when they turn on one of the other customers

@@scifikoala you stand up for the other customers, that's what you are supposed to do.

I HAD TO GET MY WALLET!!! GOD!!! WHAT?!!! you remember everything before caffeinated?

@@jcb3393 If you want to get written up.

It is a thing, even here in suburban Northern California. If they'r not back when it's their turn, I push the basket aside and start my check out.

you gotta use the conveyor's space bar and put your things DOWN! anchor'd!

I also live in suburban Northern California, and have never witnessed an infringement of this magnitude or sort.

I would move the cart to a food asile and pretend I never saw it or the customer. You better wake up earlier than you have been to convince me that this is okay.

East Coast: Strung out on Coffee. West Coast: Strung out on Pot.

Lololol!!!!! So true! Californians are fabulous. Even in traffic as bad as it gets. Someone let's you in. On east coast you must put your nose in front of them to get them to let you in....lol. best laugh all day! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤ .

Where in cali do you guys live? Cuz it's sooo not like it here where I'm at. It's more exactly like he described his whole skit on except it was the bay area.

@@The_VANtastic_Pack yes, east coasters have moved en masse to the bay area drastically changing the culture.

dennis stfu

agreed! The cookies, the alarm clock, and his observations about elementary school - all are comedy gold!