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The reason why teachers never call out bullying in the halls is because they are to busy staring down the hallway like a hawk looking for any kid with a hood on
Me: has some flu and can't even get out of the bed. My mom: that's nothing, go to school. Also my mom after being informed by my teacher that my head hurts and I'm wommiting : I'm sorry son.
600…she haven’t bought the 1000 oranges yet, right? She only decided that she would do it the next day. Kinda reminds me of my response to teachers when they ask if I’ve started working on my project by now. They’ll believe what they want to believe if you’re vague enough😂
Problem: Gary has 2076 water bottles for school while John has 274 less water bottles how much does John have? Student: why the heck does he need so many bottles?
@@jamesrgamesoffical I always procrastinate but I can get things done really well when I feel in the mood for it even if that mood to do it is in the last 17 minutes before the due date. I can do the whole essay in including research in about 17 minutes. - me an INTP
How teachers think bullying is Bully: You're ugly Kid: That hurt my feelings Bully: I'm sorry. Let's be best friends Edit: just realized how many likes this has and I actually feels famous
Fun fact: All teachers say “ I’ve been teaching in this school for 20 years and I never thought students like you😡”. The same teacher: shouting at the higher grades and saying to them the same thing!
Ok so my class was doing a general knowledge Kahoot and one of the questions was ‘what is the 3rd planet from the sun?’ I shouted out 'VENUS!' and one kid next to me said really? After he clicked on Venus as his answer I looked at him and said no
Me: *"I want the actual answer to what is the full form of math"* Teacher: *"Mathematics"* Me: *"I said the actual answer"* Random guy at school who hates math: *"Mental Abuse To Humans"* Me: *"Perfection"* Edit: Thank you all for 200 likes.
4:58 i've only used the one on the top right, and they were in my old daycare for kids to use for maths calculations but instead we used them to make "beyblades" and they work really well
I relate so hard. I did almost all these. I wasn't a genius, im lazy and waited on last minute to do assignments, barely study well for test but still made it out of high school with great results, good. Man some of us barely did a thing and still managed to succeed. Id be playing games and watching videos almost every time after school. I do know when to take things seriously though.
how to get a job: step 1: apply and go to interview step 2: after you sit down, immedialty say to the interviewer whats inside the mitochloria step 3: get the highest rank at the job (this is how schools think interviews work)
My teacher: "No, we cannot use our phones during lessons" Also teacher: *Using their phone while the students are completing exercises* The students: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
Few weeks ago we had history exam, whole class cheated and smart kid and I were talking about test and helping each ather. Teacher probably saw put papers but he done nothing
Me: **Falls while playing tag outside in recess** The school nurse: *Here is a bandage and an ice pack, if it still hurts when ur in class come back again* Me: oKeH Me: **Comes back again after 1 hour** The school nurse: *hErE iS aN iCe PaCk nOw gEt tHe fRiCk oUt oF mY oFfIcE*
*my math teacher:* swears and when he realises his thoughts are oh shit *pre teacher:* told to 3 of my friends that Best friend is 1 not 2 *lead teacher:* yells at us when is not in a mood *history teacher:* blind during test and does not realise that whole class is cheating *My PE techer:* says f*ck while making start for race *My german teacher:* leaves us alone during exam and thinksđ that we wont cheat. On one exam she told us to go outside with our german books and write the test WHEREVER we want (i wrote it on grass) it was sunny day *my biology teacher:* jokes with us *also math teacher when he* *realises, there is gonna be online* *school:* I Will let you cheat on test *My class on religion:* talking about LGBTQ+ MY F*CKING RELIGION BOOK: if you are lgbtq+ you go to hell
We don't have a school nurse , but our P.E teacher actually puts detol liquid and then says " now sit quietly and don't fall again " And also.... ARMY !
