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Teachers: scolding the whole class because “LOTS” of kids were being loud. The 99% of students who were quiet the entire time: The 1% of students making a lot of noise:
An isotope is a variation of an element that has a different number of neutrons and therefore a different mass number than the original element which has the same number of protons and neutrons.
Teacher: says we can have some free time before we go home Teacher: explains what we have to do for homework during the time we were supposed to have free time The whole class:
@Nyan Cat yea i often get shout by my parents for still up 12.00 at night i got a headache because of that plus school is giving me nonstop homework i play at my phone after i finish homework it make me relax
@@idk-cd4ws lol my teachers are weird like why do I need 5 maths teachers swapping lessons from algibra to linea sequences to instances maths shit that NO ONE understands!
Me: *takes ziplock bag* *fills ziplock bag with water* *freezes ziplock bag* Me in online class: *C R U N C H C R U N C H* Teacher: Don't eat in class Me: *Ice crunching intensifies*
(BTW chips don't cause diabetes, they don't affect your sugar levels. But the amount of salt in 20 bags of chips would mean the right answer is 'funeral'.)
My sleeping schedule during summer: **stronk** My sleeping schedule during school: *"I don't always sleep, but when I do it's when I'm not supposed to."*
Me in the middle of class: “May I go to the bathroom?” The teacher: “You should have gone between classes.” Well I’m sorry my bladder doesn’t have a schedule.
Me: Hey teacher can I go return my book? Teacher: Sure! *returns book and checks out next book in series* Teacher: I only said you could RETURN the book. Go see the principal.
I love the memes about not getting enough sleep. Don’t act like you didn’t slack off all day after school, only to start doing the assignment at 11:30pm.
My teachers literally assign 5 hours of homework, 6 if you want it to be A+ material, and I have to be at school before 7 in the morning. With our stupid bus system I have to be out of the house at 5:45. I get home at around 4:30. I don't get enough sleep.
Right. I go to bed at 10:00pm every day. I have problems faing asleep, so I don't actually fall asleep until around midnight. Then I have to get up at 6 (although my brain decides no more sleep around 5) so that I can make it to the bus (before 2020 of course). So no, its not actually my fault.
**Tornado Alert** Alarm: *Goes Off* Teacher: “Now Class, we are going to go down to the basement in a SINGLE FILE LINE.” Tornado: *hehe I’m boutta end this teacher’s career*
Teacher: “There are three states of matter. Solid, Liquid and Gas” The kid with a big brain: you forgot plasma... And Bose-Einstein condensate, Supercritical fluid, Excitation, Degenerate matter, Fermionic condensate, Superconductivity, superfluid, Supersolid, quantum spin liquid, heavy fermion material, String-net liquid, Dropleton, Jahn-Teller metal, Time crystals and Rydberh poleron.
That sort of happened in my class, the teacher asked a question and somebody said 'you take the 5 and put it there', and the teacher said it was wrong, and then somebody else said 'you carry the 5 and put it there' and the teacher said it was right.
As a smart kid, I can tell you that, in my experience, schools pay way more attention to the kids who don't understand the material. When I was in sixth grade, my class's average math score was around Kindergarten level and I was around seventh or eight grade. Our math teacher literally got out math blocks and had us add and subtract blocks like they do in Kindergarten.
I just thought of one: Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teachers: no,you should of gone when it was your break. Also teachers: *call the office to send someone to watch the class cuz they need to go to the bathroom.* like BISH WHAT?-
Teacher : Why haven’t you done your homework? Me: I didn’t have time! Teacher: There is no excuse! Next day* Teacher: Do you have your homework? Me: Here it is Teacher: *Nothing Me: *Struggling to stay awake in the lesson Teacher: You should sleep more instead of sleeping in class!
Fun Fact: If a teacher holds you after school because the class wasn’t silent you can get her arrested because it broke Corporate Punishment laws. Btw beating a child with a paddle because they got an answer wrong on the test is legal in the eyes of corporate punishment, but is illegal in abuse
if your teacher doesn't grade your assignments before the end of the quarter, you can take legal action or something idk. Me with a 75.78 percent in science because of ungraded assignments:
And then there’s me a homeschooler, sitting here trying to figure out what it’s like to go to a public school and wondering how so many people can stand it.
1:00 this is relatable i once shoved a crayon in a shitty pencil sharpener teacher was furious went to the office helped me get it out and I went back to class lmao
Well if we’re being literal, its named after the fruit/tree. When the french were discovering things they named all fruits “apples” so potatoes were “ground apples” and oranges were “apples of the orange tree” so technically none of the above, the correct answer is tree
Students: don’t get homework for a day Also students: “somethings wrong I can feel it” Edit: checked back on this 3 months later; 1k likes!? thank you so much this is the most I’ve ever got!!!
one time I used a method from youtube for a maths answer in the test but my techer didn't give me any marks for it even though it was the correct answer
@@daveshusband2606 there is like an arrival bell for when you need to get to class, a tardy bell for when you are five minutes late to class, and the dismissal bell which marks the end of class and time to go to our lockers
@@daveshusband2606 yeah but most people done use them because the locks would fall off sometimes and they were an inconvenience, most propel used locker time to talk with friends and go to class
Teacher: RIGHT YOUR NOTES DOWN AND STUDY IT RIGHT AFTER FOR YOUR TESTS. the test: *shows something totally different from what was taught* School: *tries to hurt students * Corona: *beats up school for hurting students* Zoom: I actually exist
Teacher: There is no reason you shouldn’t get 100 on the test, all the answers are there in the article The test: To find the answer to this question, please inference
Teacher: Acidentally gives 20+ points on a math test Class: -Silent- That one kid: TeAcHeR! YoU gAVe uS exTrA poInTs bY misTakE. -Teacher Deletes Points-
What I learn at school: how to divide numbers with decimals When what I learn at school helps me in life: Calculators: why do useless math lessons like dividing numbers with decimals exist when we exist?
How Generations affected school: The 1900's Gen: Disciplined, teacher's allowed to take physical punishment, no parents complaining. The 2000's: Yelling(illegal)/Giving Punishment(illegal, only exercise punishment is allowed which is worst ;-;)/Parents arguing about how AwEsOMe tHeIr ChIlD wAs.
Teacher: Whats the answer Student: I dont understand Teacher: Thats cause you were not paying attention Student:..... em no I actually dont understand learn the difference.
Teacher: Today, we will learn about matter. there are three states. The kid who knows about plasma: *The Expert* The kid who knows about Bose-Einstein condensate: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
"In the unlikely event of a School shooting, calmly stay in a single file line and walk to the nearest emergency exit." Shouldn't be a problem. We should stay calm and collected when a shooter tries to use us for target practice.
when schools do this, they're really trying to set us up 4 slaughter huh, like NO IMA BE RUNNING FOR MY LIFE I'M NOT GONNA STAND STILL LOOKING LIKE A HUMAN DARTS BOARD!
Teacher: says that you should finish all you’re homework by 8 pm Teacher: posts an assignment at 8:30 pm The whole class: 🥺 😫 Teacher: did you finish you’re homework? The whole class: wdym
Me: *Gets bullied* Also me: *Tells teacher* Teacher: You need to stop being so sensitive and toughen up. *A few seconds later* Bully: *Runs away screaming and crying* Teacher: *WHAT DID YOU DO?!* Me: I was only following orders.
one time some kid (like 5´´6 or something) tried to kick me cuz i tried to tag him (we were doing this big tag game or sumthin) and so naturally i tell the teacher, her response? ´´ sToP pLaYiNg WiTh HiM ´´
Saying something wrong in language class: You should already know this, why can’t you remember anything I say. When the teacher makes a mistake: Why didn’t you pay attention to me, you should have noticed my mistake.
