Memes That Cure the Pharaohs Curse! 

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1:58 as someone who is going to school to become an astrophysicist, they would burn up in the atmosphere from the speed and they wont be landing back on earth, their remaining matter would either be spread out among (us) the earth or start orbiting earth before burning or freezing from space

i loved the part where the pharaoh said "𓀂𓀬𓁅𓁅𓃂𓄆𓃻" and cursed stan for not returning the slab

The survivability of an individual being launched to a height of 5000 meters is exceedingly improbable due to the harsh and inhospitable conditions at such altitudes. The lack of oxygen, extreme cold, and rapid decompression would place immense strain on the human body. Altitudes above 3000 meters can lead to altitude sickness, hypoxia, and potentially fatal conditions like pulmonary edema or cerebral edema. Even with advanced equipment and protection, the human body's limitations in adapting to such extreme conditions render the prospect of survival highly unlikely. Therefore, any attempt to launch an individual to such altitudes without proper life support systems and comprehensive safeguards would present an extremely high risk to their life and well-being.

2:02 Ok so the speed of the throw was about 374 mph now the angle of impact would be about 34 degrees and the terminal velocity of a human is 130 mph meaning she would slow down immensely so she would experience about some where around 14 G’s of force so the slow down would either kill her immediately or cause permanent facial deformations and would probably create a fracture in the skull also that’s if she survives which is near to none because water can only be so dense, the density of the water would be to slow to compress enough to save her from a 120 mph 34 degree angle hit into the water so therefore immediate crushing of the body resulting in instantaneous death.

2:40 had me dying bro

Holy crap... That "NIGHTMARE" jumpscare got me off guard. I almost got a heart attack o_o

Tbh Stanley you look good as a bear. You also look more huggable.

1:04 One of the greatest Stanley moments of 2023 imo. I was there when it happened and I was losing my mind LOL

I just gotta say that I love how Stanley is very forward with how it's okay to simp to a degree lol

17:56 ok i wasn't expecting to see polish youtuber meme here-

Now if we assume that she was thrown at the same speed of the average drag race car which is 338mph if she were to hit anything non liquid based it would conclude in instant death. And even if she were lucky enough to make it to water she would still be instantly killed because the maximum speed you can hit water without dying is 120mph so overall her friend spelt instant death for her. Your welcom stanley :3

No Stanley, you're never gonna be cursed by a Pharaoh, you're already cursed by your viewers

8:26 the way he keeps getting interrupted by the sound of glass breaking

4:03 she sounds like the hunter from L4D2 😆

9:29 The NPC’s Curse - causes the curse bearer to fall for very simple tricks. Also, _it says gullible on the celling._

13:48 oh my god, I love the ! The Is such a good restaurant

6:05 the amount a "huh?"s is 67, 68 if we are counting Stanley's "huh" when asking the question of "I wa-want you guys to count in the comments how many times you hear huh"

13:40 OMG I LOVE !

0:55 Bro broke the sound barrier

1:54 aight bet The probabilities of her surviving will we determine now. As she has been thrown that high of course the pressure will change and if she manages to get into space she will probably die sue to pressure and lack of oxygen, however if manages to fall back the changing pressure would be too fast for her body to handle, and if she survives all of that and lands in the ocean that will leave a huge pain on her bc of the high speed she had and if she lands on the ground.. well you know what happens she will just break all of her bones. So yea that's it off all know so yea I took this srsly. Bye now Edit: I forgot to say the probability of her surviving is 0%

19:41 you will have to get past vortex first

I notice you've been happier in the later videos. Great to see that you are better stan

4:54 this bit got me laughing and spitting out my water though my mouth and nose

19:09 I don't think Stanley knows that queen bee can umm get bigger 😅

14:10 dude i totally forgot about the

0:06 TOGETHER, WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!!!!!

16:24 New Nextbot

20:28 As an italian... This is heresy. You can count me in for the war.

2:57 the word you were looking for is chicken plucker. we have one but we use it for ducks.

9:23 My brain immediately went "Return the slab."

18:39 ELEVEN

16:40 God creating the paralysis demons be like:

I accidentally rewatched this it's so weird seeing your old videos it's so interesting

19:05 Yes, the Show is Helluva Boss. And the Character's name is Beelzebub.

It won't be long until a "dancing Ankha" is added to the Pharaoh's Curse meme.

Thank you for the mooney mr MOV! Found it in the twitch chat! It always pays to have notifications on :D

16:57 new nextbot 😂

Mr. President, the international space station has been blown up. "How!" The scientists say someone was hurled through it! "😨"

2:07 I LOVE THIS PART SO MUCH

12:19 OOOH-

5:08 this pic goes hard

8:30 we can clearly hear you Stan!

NPC- 1. Noun. A Non playable character. 2. StanleyMOV

4:25 the Super Mario World ghost theme fits well on this monstrosity

Waking up to a Stanley video is a great sign

The only real stanleymov fans thrusted when Stan clapped at 7:05

surprised 2 poland related memes got in lol (as a polish person i feel the need to write them down with timestamps) (11:20 is recorded in poland you can tell by the sign in the back + if you listen closely the guy in the video speaks polish) (18:26 in the video is Eleven a polish youtuber) (also non polish people ignore the reply section lol)

Pov: you told a witch a funny joke 0:08

2:54 Barber: so what do you want? Me: a little off the top Barber:

18:33 YOO jest tu eleven.

8:17 has a code but it’s already redeemed..

if you reverse Stan screaming for help, it's the zombie sound from HL2.

4:25 POV: the mimic outside your house

Stanley getting jump scared by dio at 0.25 playback speed is the funniest thing ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

18:07 my polish soul is proud

16:15 Please it's 3 am i don't need another sleep paralysis demon

*«Σε καταριέμαι, ΜΕ ΤΟΝ ΦΑΡΑΩ»* = "I curse you, WITH THE PHARAOH!"

8:48 why did I pause just to see “Wojtas_FemboysOnTop” in chat wtf

20:47 STANLEY FREDDY FAZBEAR

Absolutely a W video from you, Stanley. Especially with the funniest memes

5:00 ohh,you have seen his "this my brother bilo btw" yet, they are a peak comedy 🔥🔥

17:39 one must imagine one must imagine Martin happy

BRO DOES NOT HOLD BACK LMFAO

Get ready for Stanley laughing for 20 minutes

At 0:16 is me when I hear balls

Let the sand flow! Also Stan! Thank you for another video! Im waiting for 1m!

Lmao bro got caught lacking by squidward and the gang

The pharaohs curse is lethal lava land.

8:25 Loud = Funny, and I’m not gonna lie I did kinda laugh at this.

20:34 the faraone curse hit stanley guys...

While Stanley was wanting a foromulated calculation I was scmovein to the cult of the lamb background music

I never thought Stanley would make me think of Muriel Baggs from an ARG.

1:41 i can hear the cult of the lamb song. Good choice my fellow gamer.

Bro i almost shat my pants it was to funny 4:55

20:06 Oh hey, is the Jschlatt sleep paralysis demon

19:36 bro turned into a dodge viper 💀

19:04 Bro became a discord mod for a minute💀

16:16 I didn’t want to sleep this night anyway

I just woke up… i am now happy enough to sleep again

14:37 Ah. I see. Thanks to my knowledge of being around my gamer little brother too much, I now understand what he said. Thank you!

"Okay, I'm gonna turn my volume all the way up. ZAWARUDOOOOOOOOO"

1:49 short answer: 0%, long answer: the velocity would send you way to high up to breathe properly, if they did not die from suffocation, even if they landed on the water, they would die from fall damage, as hitting water from that high up would be like hitting concrete.

8:35 this is kevin from home alone in his edgy teen phase.

Thank god, I've been cured of the Pharaoh's Curse!

5:27 Peter: WOMAN Chris: AAHHHHHHHHHHH

11:54 i like how you can see his hands together like he got you in his trap

The chance of someone surviving that throw is very low they would have to land on a mountain that was as steep as the arch they were thrown and not hit anything as slide down and not go to Mach 1 or they die from pressure or as the were at the top of the throw arch if they landed on something they would survive as long as there speed didn’t go up to mach 1 1:49

So Stanley is a bear 😂 Stanley, faze bear. Fursona confirmed

Pharaohs curse has been activated in this channel!

bro literally laughs every time he watches the videos twice

The raccoons are watching insane laughing

Stan is the type of person

The thrown dude is gonna spin like a boomerang and return to the sender

9:57 love how they call you an NPC yet they probably fall for the same thing XD

17:40 one must imagine MartinAngelTV happy...

this one right here 19:36 this is one of the best and funniest one yet and i was literally dying of laughter because of this

19:24 there is no denying it yes you are a furry stan

They'll burn into a crisp in a instant due to the speed they move at...

4 Year old me after I eat to much sand at a play park: 6:26