Memetallica ~ bOne(r) 

LYRICS: Doodle-oo doo doo Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo YEAYEAH I can't remem... I can't remember fuckin' shit Can't tell if this is true or meme Deep down inside I feel the meme This terrible silence stops with MYEH woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em I'm waking up, I cannot sees That there's not much left of me Nothing is real but penis Hold my breath as I wish for dick Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee YEAYEAH Back in the womb, it's much too real In pumps life that Moses must feef But can't look forward to reveal Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive ...dicks Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah Tied to machines that make me fuck Cut this dick off from me Hold my dick as I wish for death Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ --- --- We are number one Oh God spank me Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP! Oh please Daddy take me YEAYEAH Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈ Imprisoning me All that I am Absolute whore I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cellellell Landmine Has taken my siis Taken my penis Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my sus Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK". James: Not yet! You're a dick You re a dick My dick You're it, guys (Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam) The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST ...and now for something completely different.

When you go to a Metallica concert but the 17 hits of acid kicks in.

>Jason: "I wasn't ready!!!" >Also Jason: *nails the solo*

I like how they intentionally make the bass more audible sarcastically

"Deep down inside I feel the MEME." -Papa Het (1988)

"i wasn't ready!" *gets perfect solo on through the fire and flames section*

When it said "I can't remember FUCKIN SHIIIEET" I felt that

That dive from "Eruption" going into "Devil Went Down To Georgia" was beautiful

my husband is a good 11 years older than me and used to play in a metallica tribute band in the mid 2000's. i played this for him yesterday and he lost his shit. i don't think i have seen him so confused yet laugh so hard.

6:54 “I WASN’T READY” completes the entire solo.

The fact that he charted the coughing at the beginning always kills me

3:17 those face changes were golden

Hearing "MY LEG!" on the opening of "One" is maybe the most powerful thing I've ever heard

Some meme charts feel specifically aimed towards trolling Jason and I think that's funny as hell.

*1 second in* SLAYER _grabs popcorn_

7:35 RIP the guy who wrote devil went down to Georgia. He recently passed away.

8:01 watch the progression of Jason's face transition from completely unguarded to WTF THERE'S MORE?

Favorite part: *leading up to the solo* I'm not ready! *TTFAF OUT OF NOWHERE* I WASN'T READY!!! *Completely nails the solo* ... I WAS READY?!?

That iconic "my leg!" phrase will never be forgotten. Rest in peace, hillinburg. We spongebob fans will cherish every moment of every episode for a long long time. You're in our hearts.

2:58 the vocal chords:give me now water james hilfield: wait plz

"I wasn't ready!" *Perfect Solo* : Are you sure about that?

4:23 "It was at this moment Jason knew... he fucked up." It was at this moment I knew this was going to be my favorite memechart

4:14 Jason: I'm really scared. For what's coming up. 4:24 "It was at this moment Jason knew, he fucked up."

It sounds so weird to listen to the original one after watching this one so many times

I love how Jason doesn't lose concentration even while he is laughing

This entire song is incredible. Dicks. Lars moments. A random Dragonforce solo. The Phil Collins drums is the part where I pissed my pants though.

Jason giggles like a toddler and that just adds to the hilarity.

Jason, in protest: "I WASN'T READY" Also Jason: *fucking nails a TTAF solo*

its been 5 years since i first watched this and ever since i have not been able to unhear this when listening to one 😭😭😭

Jason: "This chart is disgusting" *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* Me:I dont think it liked that

Believe it or not but.. THATS how i got introduced to metallica and im now extremely into metallica, and tbh.. Im really glad i made that choice :D

It’s even better when you’re a fan of all of the things in this meme mix.

They charted the cough. XD

1:06- I can't remember... Yes, he actually can't

0:28 I was dying the first time I heard this

5:25 beer came out of my nose xD

I’m no longer able to watch RU-vid in the break room at work because of this video and I have no regrets.

ACCURACY: 2299/2410 You missed 111 notes. You're the -111 King

While I was working today, I decided to listen to the "Justice" album and when "One" came on, I kept hearing "bOne(r)" in my head.

3:35 Sensory overload complete.

This is what youtube needs to be. Pure art.

7:45 b0ne(r).exe has stopped working

3:27 and on Is the definition of what i subbed for.

Guys...this was the most brilliant musical mash-up ever. I was as shocked as I was entertained. And the comedic timing...spot-on. Amazing! EDIT: And when you hear Jason say, "Um..." you KNOW shit's about to go down.

I’m not ready! I WASNT READY!!! I WAS READY!? *weird noise* A H H!!!

3:25 "beautiful... *_earrape_** NOT BEAUTIFUL!!"*

4 years later and this is still my favorite thing you've done! So fantastic!!!

0:47 My favourite moment. That loud noise and Jason screaming is beautiful

Props Jason for hitting the TTFAF solo even being caught off guard.

1:04 Yeah Yeah!🤘 2:23 Yeah Yeah!🤘 3:43 Yeah Yeah!🤘

After and unknown amount of times watching this I just realized you can actually hear the bass

0:06 "slayer like, from halo?" Me: *b r u h*

1:16 Jason :ugh this chart is disgusting !!! Lars : HOW DARE YOU!?!?! I CURSE YOU 1:19

When you chart the cough

Jason is literally like that overpowered anime character that you know isn't going to lose but has to make it seem like he's not completely stomping the floor with the antagonist (song) so that it doesn't seem like too much of a one-sided battle. But we know your truth Jason. We know of your power.

4:53 *sensible chuckle*

"It was at this moment jason knew...he fucked up" Ha they knew he'd play it That reaction to that section was priceless

I think it's safe to say that we really enjoyed putting this together and really enjoyed your reactions. Seriously, bruh, your laughter is so contagious and I love it. Now for the obligatory anti-joke. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore are incapable of feeling fear, or any other emotion.

Jason: "This chart is disgusting!" The chart: "And I took that personally"

I love how it has the eruption and through the fire and flames solos

Why... now I can't listen to One without thinking of this song.

*IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT JASON KNEW* *HE F*CKED UP.* Edit: 4:21

i forever think of this version when i listen to the song, i cant unhear it

I just watched the Charismatic Voice do a video on One and then read the plot for Johnny Got His Gun and... yeah, I needed this video because wow that depression after remembering what the song means hit like a train carrying a bunch of other trains with it.

Strong finish there

Not gonna lie...That transition from the main solo to Eruption was kinda genius.

Jason: "Beautiful." *Say sike right now* Jason: "NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

I've listened to this a million times and I still can't get over the "MY LEG" in the beginning

I watched this numerous times wondering why the chat kept spamming A C C R E A T E. Until i finally saw that the notes spell it out.... i feel dumb.

Jason: overlapping notes are gross Song: oh they're gross you say, let's make it worse

I haven't cried so hard from laughter in a long time. Thank you for this upload. A true gem.

My mother was listening to One today and I didn't realize how much of this video I had memorized until that moment.

You can hit TTFAF solo off-guard, but you can't hit 5 notes at once off-guard? More like CasualParadise. I'm kidding, I love you.

I can't tell if the "devil went down to Georgia" bit is supposed to be a show of respect to anyone who makes it to the end (the devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat), or the charter bragging cause they're confident no one will FC the chart (now just come back if you ever want to try again). Or in other words... is the charter the devil or Johnny?

4:22 "It was at this moment Jason knew... he f***ed up" Jason: "uh oh...😧"

i keep coming back to this every so often, it's just great!

If anyone's wondering what that epic solo at 7:21 is, its "Eruption" (the solo before You Really Got Me) by Van Halen

Jason: beautiful... *_literally 2 seconds later...._* Jason: *NOT BEAUTIFUL*

I used to watch this every time I felt down - your face expressions always make my day.

I watch this on a weekly basis and it still shocks me how skilled Jason is at this game

This is the content that we deserve

You know it's a true meme chart when you can hear the bass.

Still, after watching your meme charts endlessly for years, I still cannot breathe after laughing so damn hard😂😂😂 Perfect medicine to start helping me feel better after feeling like crap. Thank you, Jason.

This brought me so much joy. I'm hoping to be as talented as you are playing Guitar Hero/Clone Hero! Well done, and such a fun adaptation of the song.

7:39 he's caught so off guard

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY SAUCE! -JasonParadise 2018

5:40 If One was on Death Magnetic

My little brother had sent me this video a few days ago. I may not understand the lyrics at all (my hearing is not the best), but omg i'm crying so hard this is so good XD Thank you for the giggles :3

3:25 "Beautiful!" " *NOT BEAUTIFUL!!!* "

7:37 this part coupled with his reaction gets me every time

years later.. i still come back to this vid! love it HAHA

The video that introduced me to meme charts. Thank you Jason. I appreciate this.

6:20 without MetallicaLive on youtube I wouldn't have known that was actually Metallica playing in their studio. Lol. I thought this was a random band that did this.

I didn't know the body was capable of being in serious pain while maintaining the ability to laugh, but damn does this chart do it.

This is beautiful. Such art. Amazing.

"I ... was ready?" will forever be my favorite jason moment

Marvel: Infinity War will be most ambitious crossover event. Me: this video.

7:45 bOne(r).exe has crashed

randomly showed up in my recommended. i love it so much it’s amazing

I literally was recommended this yesterday after watching it when it came out and rewatched it. And now I’ve been recommended it again, good work algorithm.