Memorable Monologue: Packing for Las Vegas 

I love how the money fell on the floor as soon as Ellen brought out the pole!

portia :) And the pic depicted the car porsche

THAT WAS PRICELESS THAT PICTURE WAS VERY CUTE BECAUSE WE ALL THOUGHT OF HER WIFE LOL!

I ♥ This Show

I got a commercial with Ellen in it before watching this!😄

Oh Ellen you are just adorable you are, it's always a joy whatching your shows even if it's only little peeks here on youtube

I started watching Ellen clips for the first time yesterday...... and I've watched about 3 or 4 pages now...

Did she have a Mary Poppins bag?!

I laughed so hard with you Ellen !!! Love your show to the max !!

aww she's so cute with her comforter :)

lol she never fails to make me laugh

OMG ,you're show is so Good ,I try to tell everyone to try and Watch it.thank God Their are people like You.

Oh Ellen. You never fail to make laugh :D

The finding nemo comforter reminded me of Talia Castelleano

Awww I love you Ellen! You always bring up dancing at the end, classic.

I don't think I'd seen this one before! So good. Haha.. Hilarious!

I LOVEEE Ellen, her show is amazing. The thought of one day possibly being a guest on it keeps me motivated. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My goal is for people to see my channel, see all everything I’m crossing off my bucket list and it will motivate them to go cross something off theirs! Hopefully one day I'll get to share my message that life should be lived to the fullest on her show!

Oh Ellen is just so creative and hilarious!!!!!

underneath the bag is the hollow table and the table has a hole that connects to the bag which lets the pole to be taken out and stored in without being seen.

Well, first of all, you're not my mother!" 02:32 LMAO,ur the best Ellen!

Ellen gets me every time...

ellen have the perfect smile ever !!

i have been watching Ellen all night...Will i ever stop?

I love your blanket, Ellen!

ellen, I want to be like you, your are better then words can describe, and im glad that us Aussies are connected to you. You and Portia are the most beautiful(lest?) couple. we love you!

The Portia thing was hilarious haha!

She's amazing.

I love the second one!

something you love the most - my Porsche :) :) :) fair play to you Ellen :D

I love her hair style

Hey! I have that thing at 0:55! I got it at a garage sale! I luv ur show, Ellen!

this is a memorable monologue

That's memorable all right!

Ahaha. That was excellent. Love you Ellen.

"where are my back boys" i was waiting someone with a six-pack

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I can get on this show, I LOVE ELLEN. The thought of that keeps me motivated! You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time; it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!

i totally spat out water when Ellen took out the pole LOL

I HAVE THAT SAME BLANKET OMG. I FEEL SO SPECIAL.

0:31 I WAN'T THAT!!!

I love Ellen. And Matt Below. She is human. Do you really need to leave a comment at all?? As I'm sure you and everyone understood what she was saying.

Ellen is making magic

YEAH ELLEN IS GOING TO VEGAS!!!! OMG GO SEE JERSEY BOYS!! MY MOM WORKS THERE!!

I just found it quite funny. I know it is a highly popular expression but I didn't say it to hurt Ellen. I love Ellen.

@Mags Alves the bag was glued to the table, and there was a whole in the bag and table so that she could get it out

That's an AWESOME Idea! Matt should be on Ellen!

i should have shown this to my mom before she went to Vegas!

I love Ellen

Always finish with the dance, nice

Haha!! Great advice. Especially the Lysol, but I don't know if I'd be spraying it in my mouth!

Ellen should bring you up into her show and have you teach her some lessons. Sweet!

i love ellen x

LOOK AT ALL THOSE MONEYYYY!!!!

Going to Vegas at the end of this month...So I need to pay real close attention

i just really like that she pulled the pole out of the mary poppins bag look-a-like

I love Ellen

Ellen you look great!

love u Ellen

Ellen I know u might not respond but I really enjoy watching your show with my nana it's the best! I hope to come on your show one day!

i still have one of those claws from childhood!!!

U're so hilarious and ready for Vegas

Lovee youu ellen!!

And that is always a good thing!

Love Ellen , Love the new hair :D

I like how I just happen to be sitting on a hotel bed in las Vegas as I'm watching this.

Omg i need those quarters!!!!

All these Talia comments made me really sad now. :( She'll be alright, I just know she will! She's a warrior!

Going. There!!!

I love dis show I also love Ellen and Portia thier my role

I want all those quarters!

Love u ellen

Another thing that's my home town Vegas:3

Is she Mary poppins now? Love Ellen

I love that blanket nemo :)

It's magic.

That's awesome

ellen,You've probably been to Las Vegas many times that you know so much

I want the second bag so bad

ellen is hilarious....i love you

OMG the time i dont watch ellen n a week ago i went for a family reunion dang i missed it because it was 2weeks ago

New York must be the first biggest tourist destination

2:10 That cute red bag is smiling at me. I’d be that happy if I was full of money, too!

Effing awesome!!! :-)

Quarters! I want them

Haha, I was waiting for her to say ''And everyone's getting one of these cases with money''

IM GOING THERE SOON!!

i know...i too wondered the same!

I want this Finding Nemo blanket!

I know. I wasn't trying to intentionally be mean and I am sorry you took it that way. I love Ellen too, that is why I am here. I was just seeing if anyone other than me noticed that she said that. I found it quite funny that she said that.

I still can't fathom how they got so many quarters in that bag!

OMG!! SHE IS A MILIONER!!!

WOW, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE

Na. I wasn't trying to point out her mistake. I found it quite funny that she said that. I'm a big Ellen fan and wouldn't want to hurt her feelings.

Just came back frm Las Vegas should've seen this before

I went to Vegas last summer

Great sketch. Don't pack Lysol, it's flammable, TSA will remove it from you bag and your bag may miss your flight.

I mean the stripper pole is just pure magic ahahahhaha got surprised to be honest!

i love watching this show

I've always wanted what Ellen was holding at 1:14! I remember watching it in a cartoon show before (Mr Bean probably?), but that would definitely make life easier! I didn't even know it exists! What is this beautiful creation called?

Did she part her hair different but i still love her hair its always fabulous love you ellen :)!!'

I want that luggage of quarters!!!!!