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Men, how do they work? Well, not like that... 

Sam Collins
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@cordeliacortez8742
@cordeliacortez8742 3 года назад
Why was he getting so flustered from that action figure?? Lol
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
LMFAO WHY NOT
@Melanin_Queen06
@Melanin_Queen06 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 🤣🤣
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 года назад
can you blame him? he's hot 😩😩😩 /j
@trishaagz
@trishaagz 3 года назад
😳
@ourania_a
@ourania_a 3 года назад
nobody can resist Wasp Thor
@Rae-tz3qz
@Rae-tz3qz 3 года назад
i literally just finished having a conversation with a guy who thinks that women having equal rights (feminism) is a *sin*
@irrisistiblue
@irrisistiblue 3 года назад
a w h a t- 💀
@alaria511
@alaria511 3 года назад
i’m so sorry wtf-
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 года назад
block him 💀
@ketokeko
@ketokeko 3 года назад
lmao
@user-ue2hj7fd2b
@user-ue2hj7fd2b 3 года назад
😭😭😭😭😭 bye
@ricen1442
@ricen1442 3 года назад
Um..... people do realize that every month a uteruses lining sheds, and that’s where periods come from right? So you can’t have sperm residue for anywhere near to 8 years because your uterus sheds every month. Edit: thank you to everyone in the comments who also mentioned many of the other reasons that this is not true. This is why we need better sex Ed!
@Bringon-dw8dx
@Bringon-dw8dx 3 года назад
Also the vagina produces ‘discharge’ as a method of self cleaning… constantly. Every day, all day.
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 3 года назад
@Benjamin yeah that 2 to 5 days is why the rhythm method of birth control doesn't work.
@ldallas8315
@ldallas8315 3 года назад
@@Skag_Sisyphus It’s so depressing that most of those misconceptions don’t even make any sense if you spend like, 2 minutes thinking about it. Like, if a woman peed out of her vaginal canal that would mean that her urine is stored in the uterus? Or that the bladder is somehow connected to the vaginal canal? Have none of these people looked at a anatomical diagram before? I knew this stuff when I was in middle school, and I had parents that didn’t teach me anything about how my body works.
@confusedbi8906
@confusedbi8906 3 года назад
Not only that once sperm is outside of a penis it can only live up to 48 hours if it hasn’t already fertilized an egg so there is no way any of that actually happened
@nobody-wm6ro
@nobody-wm6ro 3 года назад
@@Skag_Sisyphus sperms do have mitochondria that is in their neck and due to that only they can swim moreover they don't die due to lack of energy but mainly due to acidic environment of vagina and the phagocytes that kill them. That's why one ejaculation has millions of sperms so that atleast few of them is able to reach the egg and one of them can fertilize it.
@scooter6606
@scooter6606 3 года назад
Haven't seen bad men's anatomy, nice to mix it up a bit
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
thank you :D
@collotdeschenes2332
@collotdeschenes2332 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 i recently came out as trans mtf when i feel sad your videos are great
@brownie5764
@brownie5764 3 года назад
@@collotdeschenes2332 congrats
@Plagolago64
@Plagolago64 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 your welcome
@phoenixc7245
@phoenixc7245 3 года назад
@@collotdeschenes2332 congratulations I hope those people accepted you
@ressesdave2250
@ressesdave2250 3 года назад
So what if the egg doesn't get inplanted in a second woman will the man just be the pregnant one now
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
Yeah exactly
@alfie3.14
@alfie3.14 3 года назад
BOA writers are typing
@nohintshere
@nohintshere 3 года назад
@@alfie3.14 the Sims is typing
@laura-rr3mm
@laura-rr3mm 3 года назад
@@nohintshere *those* gacha life story’s are typing
@clownontherun3449
@clownontherun3449 3 года назад
Oh fuck I better take a pregnancy test😳
@howdydoody4979
@howdydoody4979 3 года назад
Literally paused my breakdown for ur video. Serotonin level=100000
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
oh hell yeah love when people pause their breakdowns
@icravedeath.1200
@icravedeath.1200 3 года назад
How do you pause a breakdown? I wanna know, tell me please.
@evasmojang
@evasmojang 3 года назад
Bro I have been waiting 2 and a hour hours in a zoom breakout room to meet with my counselor, and this has increased my serotonin levels and restored my hope
@Kalamarij
@Kalamarij 3 года назад
Lol
@howdydoody4979
@howdydoody4979 3 года назад
@@icravedeath.1200 its just the love for Sam's video it goes away 💀
@paulwilliams1731
@paulwilliams1731 3 года назад
Bad women's anatomy: written by men Bad men's anatomy: ...also somehow made by men, wtf, it's your own body
@happyelza412
@happyelza412 3 года назад
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
@danone2414
@danone2414 3 года назад
smhw it iss
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 3 года назад
Some badwomensanatomy ones are written by women, too, which is SO sad. Remember that episode of "Orange is the New Black" where the TRANSwoman had to tell the CIS women that (gasp!) they do NOT, in fact, pee and give birth out of the same hole? ...it's a wonder our species is still here...
@happyelza412
@happyelza412 3 года назад
@@robinchesterfield42 trueeee
@therealfirelord3359
@therealfirelord3359 3 года назад
They probably think it's gay to learn about their own bodies
@vixen_0072
@vixen_0072 3 года назад
Lmfao i love how bad men's anatomy converges with bad women's anatomy. Like this is why sex ed should be mandatory for kids regardless of the type of schooling.
@vitalina8534
@vitalina8534 3 года назад
exactly, i went to catholic elementary/middle school and currently go to a catholic high school (despite being an atheist lol) and there was ONE health class in like 5th or 6th grade. i didn't even participate in it for some reason. everyone took it as a joke. and i'm pretty sure there is no health class in my current school (i'm not really sure because i spent my freshman year at home due to covid and we only had the main subjects taught to us). it's ridiculous honestly. they think that just because it's religious that some kids won't have sex or won't get stds or something when they eventually do have sex. and it's funny bc catholic school kids are hornier than public school kids, in my experience lmao.
@vixen_0072
@vixen_0072 3 года назад
@@vitalina8534 really. They need to understand that kids will go exploring and this leads to a high amount of stds and little to no family planning, so unplanned pregnancies will be a problem in heterosexual relationships. Religion is not an excuse to be ignorant of simple facts about the human body.
@vitalina8534
@vitalina8534 3 года назад
@@vixen_0072 yup, i completely agree. and it's no help that the parents of these kids will have a very watered-down "when a man and a woman really love each other..." talk about sex or not have one at all because it's too "awkward" or "embarrassing." i mean, would you really rather your child end up with an unwanted pregnancy or std because they didn't have adequate knowledge about sex and their bodies in general than prevent them from learning because it's "taboo"? ridiculous imo.
@mint0zs
@mint0zs 3 года назад
I have some sensory issues, cant listen to those all the censoring here, is there a way to negate the sound at swears rather than do the beep? I would appreciate it so much in order to watch your videos
@leilanigoodman3536
@leilanigoodman3536 3 года назад
Can we like blast this so Sam can see it? I'd like it more if I could
@theadraghici2960
@theadraghici2960 3 года назад
Commenting to help Sam see it
@Wades228
@Wades228 3 года назад
I hope that there is a way to do that
@ads605
@ads605 3 года назад
Hopefully my comment will help Sam see this!
@suoutubez19
@suoutubez19 3 года назад
Good question! Maybe he could completely mute it?
@kaz2113
@kaz2113 3 года назад
the bisexual representation in the background: 📈📈📈
@jameswarden5312
@jameswarden5312 3 года назад
and on the merch lol
@heather2701
@heather2701 3 года назад
@Oscar Shindler ✨I do, bitch✨
@kaz2113
@kaz2113 3 года назад
@Oscar Shindler me 💀
@alexharvey7660
@alexharvey7660 3 года назад
@Oscar Shindler me
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 года назад
who is oscar shindler and what did he say
@ash.0325
@ash.0325 3 года назад
i swear i never see anyone do bad men’s anatomy, so this outta be a good one sam
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
I TRIED
@emperorarkoos2919
@emperorarkoos2919 3 года назад
Dam what corners of the Internet r u on
@erikapavedtheway
@erikapavedtheway 3 года назад
I know, you know, we know
@cadenceolivia6304
@cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад
Soothouse did but it’s age restricted
@idontexist1966
@idontexist1966 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 and you did pretty good .
@emsmith.
@emsmith. 3 года назад
How much misunderstanding of sex anatomy it takes to believe that an egg can be transfered. Smh. There are so many basic reasons this is ridiculous.
@sadbread3797
@sadbread3797 3 года назад
And it's a proof that we need better sex ed
@doratheace
@doratheace 3 года назад
These people think that the human body is sticky like play dough and totally doesn't wash over fluids.
@myspacetomdotcom
@myspacetomdotcom 3 года назад
being playdough sounds sick
@Kiley-not-Kylie
@Kiley-not-Kylie 3 года назад
Loving the new light. Will be taking a drink for every bleep. Edit: nvm can't do it shouldn't have tried
@cloudydays329
@cloudydays329 3 года назад
Same but ima do diet soda
@bitbyte3
@bitbyte3 3 года назад
Good luck
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
LMFAO GOOD LUCK do it with water
@Kalamarij
@Kalamarij 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 become most hydrated person ever
@hellfiresmoon631
@hellfiresmoon631 3 года назад
I'm doing it with tea
@sydneydietrich
@sydneydietrich 3 года назад
Sam is like the only straight dude who constantly gives lil shout outs to bi people and I love him for it. Thanks, Sam💕
@InnocentNoodle
@InnocentNoodle 3 года назад
I raise you One Topic at a Time lol Both great dudes
@sydneydietrich
@sydneydietrich 3 года назад
@@InnocentNoodle oh my gosh you’re sO right, he’s great too!
@xdtijnntssyu3314
@xdtijnntssyu3314 3 года назад
sam is trans tho he’s not cishet
@serenitypearl4081
@serenitypearl4081 3 года назад
@@xdtijnntssyu3314 but he’s still straight
@kithand1106
@kithand1106 3 года назад
@@xdtijnntssyu3314 what does that have to do with it 🤩
@frogonwall
@frogonwall 3 года назад
10:30 Say it with me,, *MEN CAN LACTATE. EVERYONE IS ABLE TO LACTATE*
@sadfaery
@sadfaery 3 года назад
Yep. In theory, it is possible as long as the person hasn't had their mammary glands and nipples surgically removed.
@00OreosAreYummy00
@00OreosAreYummy00 3 года назад
i totally understand the anti vax dude, i hate when a guy "expands" and their skin over there gets so porous that any moisture from a 10km radius gets sucked into it and makes it swell up like a wet sponge its always a bummer to have to wring it out and it takes a lot of strength to get it all out
@medjeds
@medjeds 3 года назад
😳
@esthaschmidlin7094
@esthaschmidlin7094 3 года назад
LOOOOLZZZZ this comment just killed me!!! Wring 'em out lads!! Oof.
@radiationshepherd
@radiationshepherd 3 года назад
Yes sounds so inconvenient
@cjwebb2037
@cjwebb2037 3 года назад
right sam, the way you’ve made that coffe is absolutely terrifying
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
IT WAS SIMPLE AND EASY PLS
@cjwebb2037
@cjwebb2037 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 it’s coffee first then water same 😭
@simply_nebulous
@simply_nebulous 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 Sam, pls. Put the water afterwards 😭
@novawilde1371
@novawilde1371 3 года назад
It probably specifies to do it in this order, might distribute less clumpy? idk
@3mily402
@3mily402 3 года назад
I made hot coacoa that way and it was just disappointing. It’s like milk before cereal.
@puellanivis
@puellanivis 3 года назад
“Do you hear that nerd?” me, pointing a screen: Heck yeah! Recognition!
@julia.l7377
@julia.l7377 3 года назад
The *disrespect* to men with boobs (about the post about women not being able to be shirtless, why). MOMMY MILKERS DESERVE THE RESPECT!
@BitchboyOzzie
@BitchboyOzzie 3 года назад
Don't say mommy milkers...
@BitchboyOzzie
@BitchboyOzzie 3 года назад
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité as a trans guy it just brings me disphoria
@cotapillar7802
@cotapillar7802 3 года назад
@@BitchboyOzzie ... daddy milkers??
@julia.l7377
@julia.l7377 3 года назад
@@BitchboyOzzie look, this comment wasn’t made with the intention of commenting on your transition struggles and dysphoria, and for that I will apologise, but do note that this comment was not AIMED at you, or at any FTM trans, but rather men who have bigger chest areas and a want to empower that (albeit in a joking manner). If you see it as any other way, I can’t really help you there besides suggesting you ignore my comment? The dysphoria triggering content was not intentional, and it seems rather personal rather than all around offensive to all FTM. Yet again, I will apologise for any triggering though.
@elijah-cm4us
@elijah-cm4us 3 года назад
I have daddy milk cannons instead 😎
@elias5558
@elias5558 3 года назад
The first time you said "bad men's autonomy" I understood "Batman's autonomy" which would also be a good video idea tbh
@vampiricenvy
@vampiricenvy 3 года назад
Every time Sam gives a deadpanned expression to someone's stupidity I crack up, so hilarious!
@emeliasversion
@emeliasversion 3 года назад
OMG I LOVE YOUR LIGHT IN THE BACK STOP I FEEL SO APPRECIATED
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
bi rights!
@baileyyh72
@baileyyh72 3 года назад
me too! 🌈🤧
@sanjanaishas2096
@sanjanaishas2096 3 года назад
aaa sadie sink in your pfp
@emeliasversion
@emeliasversion 3 года назад
@@sanjanaishas2096 yep haha
@yakuzaman5074
@yakuzaman5074 3 года назад
I think Sam was the first person ever do a bad men's anatomy.
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
Hell yeah and i'll coin it
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 года назад
i believe soothouse did one.... then stopped posting on their channel 😩
@spaceboxpilot
@spaceboxpilot 3 года назад
@@kiki8792 soothouse 😢🤧
@yakuzaman5074
@yakuzaman5074 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 i need more Sam or i will be the big sad
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose 3 года назад
OT and Jamie already beat him to it
@kafkatamura8924
@kafkatamura8924 3 года назад
Hey Sam, it's totally unrelated to the video but I finally came out as non binary and I've started binding 😭 Couldn't be happier 😭
@Ri.ri1811
@Ri.ri1811 3 года назад
Congrats!! 🥳🎊🎉
@ToeBag
@ToeBag 3 года назад
AW CONGRATS
@min._.nolonger86
@min._.nolonger86 3 года назад
luckyyyy i'm so happy for youuuu. im a demidude and am trying to finess my mom into getting me one w/o sparking the question of "are you trans" b/c she didn't react well to me telling her i was pan so i fear for how she'll react when she realizes im not a girl
@Ri.ri1811
@Ri.ri1811 3 года назад
@@min._.nolonger86 I hope everything will turn out right! 💕
@leviathxns
@leviathxns 3 года назад
I'm happy for you!! Just remember to be safe with binding! Try not to wear it for more than 8 hours at a time, never sleep with it on, etc
@hanjisgirlfriend2884
@hanjisgirlfriend2884 3 года назад
i was lowkey proud when i knew what mRNA is, like sheesh i guess bio class wasn’t entirely useless
@miloradkrsticvii
@miloradkrsticvii 3 года назад
I love your username
@Prickly_Cactus_1993
@Prickly_Cactus_1993 3 года назад
Hope you are all doing okay, and just remember you are valid. And there will always be someone out there to support you! You are truely loved and cherished and I'm so proud of you, it will all be ok and you are doing great.
@suzysheepp9434
@suzysheepp9434 3 года назад
Thanks mate, I hope everything goes well for you in life :)
@gummidino1371
@gummidino1371 3 года назад
Sending you good vibes, my friend! Thanks for your kind words.
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 года назад
thank you! I'm suffering through gender dysphoria rn, and i really needed this :)
@ratstanduser
@ratstanduser 3 года назад
Thanks cactus!!! Hope your doing well:)
@dafriii
@dafriii 3 года назад
I see you everywhere I LOVE IT
@esperanzavillasenor8691
@esperanzavillasenor8691 3 года назад
I came out to my best friend recently i was so scared but she supports me!! You definitely help me be more comfortable with myself so i thank you Sam
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
HELL YA I'm happy for you!
@esperanzavillasenor8691
@esperanzavillasenor8691 3 года назад
@@SupraMan38 thank youuu
@kaelin7090
@kaelin7090 3 года назад
YAY im so happy for you!!!
@esperanzavillasenor8691
@esperanzavillasenor8691 3 года назад
@@kaelin7090 thank youuu
@still_a_piece_of_garbage9944
@still_a_piece_of_garbage9944 3 года назад
Yes! Congratulations and good for you :)))
@SuperCatman
@SuperCatman 3 года назад
Ah yes, cutting off part of skin to... Prevent bleeding?
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
LMFAOOOOO
@justsomerandomname2067
@justsomerandomname2067 3 года назад
"and these people have the ability to vote" - thats when it hit me how tragic this whole thing is, people like this are given the powers to affect my daily life, thats just tragic
@elly512
@elly512 3 года назад
fun fact, female snakes actually can retain sperm from previous partners, and lay eggs fertilized with that sperm the next breeding season. But alas, humans are not snakes and this makes no sense when applied to people
@cddog1995
@cddog1995 3 года назад
And female turtles can hold sperm for 4 to 7 years. Some can hold it for less time and others i think more.
@daphmars5577
@daphmars5577 3 года назад
“These people have the ability to vote. And do normal people things” Mm, not so sure about the last one. They seem to have lost the ability to think properly
@AndaraBledin
@AndaraBledin 3 года назад
Typically speaking, men have mammary glands, too, and can nurse children with the right type of stimulus. So, mean can totally have milk, _just like women._
@leer3394
@leer3394 3 года назад
“The only reason I believe this is real is because it’s on Facebook” dude trust nothing on Facebook
@inoscopedjfk09
@inoscopedjfk09 3 года назад
He meant the only reason he believes that the post isn't fake is because it's on Facebook, and people on Facebook are a bit insane in the brain.
@kayenjee
@kayenjee 3 года назад
Not real as in truthful, real as in someone was sincere when they posted it (not trolling)
@garfield-is-amazing
@garfield-is-amazing 3 года назад
we stan the bi light.
@letiziageltz1782
@letiziageltz1782 3 года назад
I can't stop thinking about how the last person basically said that the partner penetrates the other person's ovary- It's too much-
@letiziageltz1782
@letiziageltz1782 3 года назад
So that's what Megan Thee Stallion meant with "a d with a little bit of curve"
@somethingisnotrighthere3831
@somethingisnotrighthere3831 3 года назад
@@letiziageltz1782 y’all in these comments 😭
@reylim4306
@reylim4306 3 года назад
@@letiziageltz1782 JAIL JWNDKENFKN
@Skag_Sisyphus
@Skag_Sisyphus 3 года назад
I wish I was dead. Now that I've heard that passage, my will to live has deteriorated. Please kill me lol
@merit2600
@merit2600 3 года назад
this one guy does know that only women who just gave birth have milk right? also, men are able to breastfeed
@daisybelle2336
@daisybelle2336 3 года назад
Men? Able to... Breastfeed? Can you please explain to me how? Being serious.
@HoneyBee-yr6bn
@HoneyBee-yr6bn 3 года назад
@@daisybelle2336 I was shocked too, I searched it up and I got this; “Male breasts have milk ducts, and some mammary tissue. They also have oxytocin and prolactin, the hormones responsible for milk production.” This study was based off of cis men btw.
@sarahdrummond5334
@sarahdrummond5334 3 года назад
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité wow thank you
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 3 года назад
Yes. This is why men should be getting checked for breast cancer if it's in their family.
@shaylamckay1174
@shaylamckay1174 3 года назад
@@elaexplorer ?
@nikotheneko839
@nikotheneko839 3 года назад
where are they getting this information? like, is it just an assumption they made or does somewhere teach that?
@celestialmoondrop6224
@celestialmoondrop6224 3 года назад
I read your comment the same time sam was saying something similiar and i looked like you were quoting him for a sec 😭 12:06
@hawkeyescoffee6399
@hawkeyescoffee6399 3 года назад
Many ideas like how masturbating is bad & will damage your body, etc, tends to stem from the more fundamentalist right wing religious types. For example Mormons are taught that masturbation is a terrible sin etc.
@missz9241
@missz9241 3 года назад
put the bong down
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 года назад
Under education + misinformation + assumption = baby with 15 fathers
@violetvita4218
@violetvita4218 3 года назад
You should collect more lights in the background that have more pride flag colors. The whole LGBTQ+ ever present in all the videos, thus pride month every day. :)
@aruvellal9151
@aruvellal9151 3 года назад
@Oscar Shindler and why not?
@aruvellal9151
@aruvellal9151 3 года назад
@Oscar Shindler if you’re annoyed, just ignore.
@ariannah.e8726
@ariannah.e8726 3 года назад
"Do you hear that, NERD?" Indeed I did
@jeremiahdaniels8974
@jeremiahdaniels8974 3 года назад
2:00 Unfortunately, Sam, I think it’s actually true to an extent. Personally mine is scewed off to the side and form fitted to my right hand from almost a decade of use.
@ldallas8315
@ldallas8315 3 года назад
Yeah the way the original poster phrased it was awful but deforming your dick is possible if you’re too rough/forceful about it. There’s a condition called Peyronie’s disease that refers to when the penis is so damaged from being pulled at weird angles, pushed against hard surfaces, etc. that scar tissue forms and permanently distorts its shape.
@rayjohnson67
@rayjohnson67 3 года назад
@@ldallas8315 also sitting to much can affect your butt
@gummirwl
@gummirwl 3 года назад
LISTEN I JUST WANNA SAY THE LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND IS GIVING ME BI VIBES.... AS A BISEXUAL NONBINARY PERSON... i am HERE FOR IT!!
@austinluther5825
@austinluther5825 3 года назад
This subreddit feels like a direct attack on my biology degree. I'm going to go pet it until it calms down.
@daliah7867
@daliah7867 3 года назад
Sam, I just want to say that I've been subscribed to you for quite a while now and your videos bring me so much joy. I get so excited when I get the notification that you posted. Your videos have helped me come to terms with and know that I am not alone regarding a lot of things about myself. I used to feel so alienated and thought I wasn't worth anything because of the environment I grew up in, but I've been able to overcome those feelings/thoughts. I've even come out to my friends! thank u sm, your videos help more than u know.
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
hey thank you so much i really appreciate that
@gvldensun9922
@gvldensun9922 3 года назад
Literally all these made me think of like when a little kid tried to explain anatomy like- some of y’all are taking health class from 4 year olds…
@velveteyes8778
@velveteyes8778 3 года назад
as a lesbian, i ask myself the same question 🚶‍♂️
@basil520
@basil520 3 года назад
i thought you were joking about there being a lot of bleeps but 4 minutes in and i'm about to drown with the amount of water shots i've taken
@theprogrammer32
@theprogrammer32 3 года назад
"so If you think you're a man, you dont exist, you're just a soul, wandering. You're not real." I *KNEW* it.
@junkoenoshima2756
@junkoenoshima2756 3 года назад
Trans men:Oh shi- Cis men:I never existed :( Cis women:phew Trans women:so that's why I exist
@caitlyndeutsche3584
@caitlyndeutsche3584 3 года назад
I took a sip of water every bleep and now I’m fully hydrated 😂
@stargazerstaric5158
@stargazerstaric5158 3 года назад
Sam: I got all A’s in school (Nerdy) Audience: :D Sam: *cough* and a B-…. Occasionally. (Nerdy) Audience: you’re on thin ice buddy
@katies4521
@katies4521 3 года назад
First story: All the women who went through the painful process of egg retrieval to freeze them are like “🤦🏻‍♀️ How did I not know that the male urethra could retrieve eggs during sex?!” Who knew it was that easy 😂 😭
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 3 года назад
ikr.
@h-oneyb-e
@h-oneyb-e 3 года назад
At 9:00 That is kinda how cats work, but... It is way more complicated. But that's why litters can look so different, many dads.
@sentientplant9658
@sentientplant9658 3 года назад
"You got that, nerd?" Me, drinking coffee with a dead-inside expression on my face: yup.
@sporecast6833
@sporecast6833 3 года назад
Sam going "You got it *nerd*" actually made me happy because yes, I did understand that, thanks for giving me the validation i never got at home :DD!!!
@Nakia11798
@Nakia11798 3 года назад
I think people should take tests on basic common sense before they're allowed the right to vote.
@sidiculous8869
@sidiculous8869 3 года назад
Voter eligibility is now .5%
@RyuKyu.77
@RyuKyu.77 Год назад
70% of the right wing base won't be able to vote
@madschtz
@madschtz 3 года назад
It is true that facial features and such affect how your voice sounds in terms of timbre because of how the sound resonates in your head, but it doesn’t affect the pitch. You can have a very thick voice that’s not necessarily very low and vice versa. Sounds pretty pseudo scientific that there’s a correlation between chad face and chad voice tho
@britybearx3
@britybearx3 3 года назад
i have a feeling this entire video is gonna be bleeped out and i’m here for it
@amethyst.dawn.fanning
@amethyst.dawn.fanning 3 года назад
Hi Sam! I just wanted to let you know that I came out to all of my friends and professors today! I wanted to thank you for just being you and being unapologetically you because it inspires me every day!
@SuperCatman
@SuperCatman 3 года назад
Sam probably won't see this but I did so I'm proud of you, congratulations❤️
@GoneMelon13
@GoneMelon13 3 года назад
Heyo Sam!! How you doing? Happy to see a new video from you! Are people gonna get roasted? Probably. Am I not going to understand stuff? Highly possible. Will it still be hella fun and hilarious?! YES!!! You always make me laugh and bring a smile to my face. Have an amazing day, Sam! Have a good one everyone! 💜✌️
@peachybvnnii7665
@peachybvnnii7665 3 года назад
That anti-vaxxer sure used a lot of big words for some nonsense and bs, that’s one big L he gotta take 😭
@medicalbasils
@medicalbasils 3 года назад
The second post almost had me crying tf is she on about 🧍🏻
@miloradkrsticvii
@miloradkrsticvii 3 года назад
FRRR LIKE WHAT (also nice Hajime pfp)
@britybearx3
@britybearx3 3 года назад
sam answered my question on his instagram story and that’s my biggest flex
@saml.purecats4695
@saml.purecats4695 3 года назад
I think *beep* and *beeeeep* are actually good for you! And Sam, from Sam, rest as much as you need!
@void2520
@void2520 3 года назад
The comfort Sam's videos bring me is incredible
@sydneytrimble1735
@sydneytrimble1735 3 года назад
This seemed worse than the bad women's anatomy & I didn't think that was possible 😅 anyone agree?
@SusanOnTVShows
@SusanOnTVShows 3 года назад
Please tell me the woman who was complaining about penis sizes was making fun of men who are obsessed with breast sizes on women?
@SuperCatman
@SuperCatman 3 года назад
Even if they were, I've seen toxic subreddits where those sentiments were expressed without joking. It's sad
@SusanOnTVShows
@SusanOnTVShows 3 года назад
@@SuperCatman 😫
@cl6809
@cl6809 3 года назад
I don't know much about mushrooms, but I know Cordyceps from the Last of Us and that didn't go too well for anyone involved XD
@ramuneisyummy-6012
@ramuneisyummy-6012 3 года назад
Yes Sam. We love ur new bisexual light.
@ghostboi0
@ghostboi0 3 года назад
I was just watching all your old videos seen this pop up and now I'm here watching this😂
@Julia33066
@Julia33066 3 года назад
Thank you so much Sam, you’ve helped me figure out who I am, and helped me accept myself I can’t thank you enough
@anabelmiousse1966
@anabelmiousse1966 3 года назад
8:52 Whaaat!? Some people do just have too much imagination or are just not educated at all… thats the reason why education about all of this is needed in school.
@sineadsuter9188
@sineadsuter9188 3 года назад
I have never heard anything as funny as " Wholsale 2021 ripped personality raw edge trousers slim-fit pants men's spring new cats must be ripped ankle length jeans" 🤣
@irrisistiblue
@irrisistiblue 3 года назад
i love the background sam!!
@sam-jf7lk
@sam-jf7lk 3 года назад
idk if you’ve always had that earring but i just noticed it and it’s so cool
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
thank you :D I forgot about it until now
@ero7262
@ero7262 3 года назад
im here very early and this video being posted has made me wake up and get the motivation i need to do stuff- lol
@alicej2391
@alicej2391 3 года назад
hi sam!!! you are legit the best RU-vidr! I just subscribed to outspoken!! its great, I can listen to it when I'm doing anything.
@kara6753
@kara6753 3 года назад
Looks like some people have been skipping their biology classes.
@jewdy8915
@jewdy8915 3 года назад
Cordiceps is the fungus that caused the zombie outbreak in The Girl With All the Gifts…
@mAnnapuurog
@mAnnapuurog 3 года назад
Your new light really said: ‘Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, cuz I could really use a wish rn wish rn wish rn’.
@ohyouthought6042
@ohyouthought6042 3 года назад
Oh my GOD. I haven't watched you in a whiiiile and your voice got so DEEP!!!
@kywhittle3857
@kywhittle3857 3 года назад
Give it up for the american education system👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@bacrope
@bacrope 3 года назад
Best comment 😂
@jay-yq4wj
@jay-yq4wj 2 года назад
here i am, couting the bleeps. if someone already did this im actually gonna cry bleep #1: 1:18 bleep #2 1:28 bleep #3 1:32 bleep #4 1:38 bleep #5 and #6 1:43 bleep #7 1:50 bleep #8 and #9 1:52 bleep #10 2:05 bleep #11 2:20 bleep #12 2:26 bleep #13 and #14 2:31 bleep #15 2:37 (mid-editing note: this is torture. this is what happens when youre bored sitting in a school bathroom.) bleep #16 3:30 bleep #17 3:33 bleep #18 3:42 bleep #19 3:44 (between bleep 19 and 20, i have no idea if i missed any other bleeps before 20 because i was distracted, if i did please lmk lol) bleep #20 6:53 bleep #21 7:01 bleep #22 7:04 i give up for now someome pls reply to remind me to finish this
@Benni777
@Benni777 3 года назад
I mean, I don’t get men either, but I don’t pretend to understand how men’s anatomy works. Or even my own female anatomy, honestly. 😬😂
@kroganpopy9206
@kroganpopy9206 3 года назад
It's kind of interesting that wasp waists used to be very popular in male fashion, dating back to the later half of the middle ages.
@astrid9938
@astrid9938 3 года назад
No one: The lamp: Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 3 года назад
Okay this was all horrifying and terrible but "add inches to your personality" was SUCH a line, it caught me off guard 😂😂😩
@kevinsecretplace4546
@kevinsecretplace4546 3 года назад
"I can't find a source, but..." yeah that probably means it isn't true
@Peachessssss13
@Peachessssss13 3 года назад
Thanks for the lights I appreciate it
@kroganpopy9206
@kroganpopy9206 3 года назад
The thing being inserted into the other thing sounds extremely painful. It's painful enough when the doctor shoves a q-tip up there during an exam, if you tried shoving something that big up there, I'd recon that it'd just split open at that point.
@vitalina8534
@vitalina8534 3 года назад
i assume you're talking about putting things in the urethra? it's actually possible! it's called sounding. obviously it could be a little painful at first, but that's why you have to be very careful about it.
@mushroomlover479
@mushroomlover479 3 года назад
If you're tired thats okay. You deserve rest. You don't have to post consistently if you can't. We will all love you anyways 😁
@Aspoonz
@Aspoonz 3 года назад
Bro people act like the human anatomy is so hard to understand, it only takes like 30mins of research ;-;
@francescasanna1347
@francescasanna1347 3 года назад
11:43 "and I've been pissed about it ever since" I'm rolling I love it
@Sarah20048
@Sarah20048 3 года назад
Even in the men's section they are able to shame women. Incredible!
@Carolina-nc3jt
@Carolina-nc3jt 3 года назад
10:05 sounds like the radio version of WAP
@renhey9979
@renhey9979 3 года назад
The total bleep count was 33, so if you did take a shot every time it bleeped, you'd probably be a little tipsy
@swimmnlikenemo
@swimmnlikenemo 3 года назад
Just a lil bit
@scubatuba1083
@scubatuba1083 3 года назад
I died from alcohol poisoning and am now a ghost
@bloomy2121
@bloomy2121 3 года назад
1:58 I mean. I mean it actually DOES happen. If you sit down for very long periods of time, it's going to change the shape of your body. Your butt WILL become flatter because of it. If you hold onto your arm for 8 hours a day for years, it's going to become deformed. If you m*sturbate aggressively and way too much for years, it's going to damage your genitals. So that woman wasn't that far off tbh.
@AurmazlZudeh
@AurmazlZudeh 3 года назад
I can never concentrate on the subject when the teacher is so attractive
@TheMissnola
@TheMissnola 3 года назад
So I'm old and this reminds of the time before you could find credible sources other than the library. It was gossip shared from person to person, mostly among young teenagers. Like that whisper game where you whisper a sentence to the person next to you and then then they whisper it to someone else and in the end the sentence has nothing to do with the start.
@emmanuelpaul9513
@emmanuelpaul9513 3 года назад
8:48 this guy here is a science revolutionary😂. He just defied the fact that only one sperm enters an ovum.
@SupraMan38
@SupraMan38 3 года назад
LMFAOO
@rynrichards4980
@rynrichards4980 3 года назад
1:56 and i’m already hammered had i played the drinking game
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