METRO MANIFESTATION | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy (2022)

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These are just jokes.
Follow me on Instagram - / azeembanatwalla
All live show tickets - linktr.ee/azeembanatwalla
Live Show Mailing List - forms.gle/6Vgu4FU41QggPGmKA
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at The Big Show: All Star Standup Comedy at Sophia Bhabha Auditorium, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Executive Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Yash Gupta:
/ shutterfloyd
Arbaaz Nasser:
/ arbaaznasser
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Sound Mix: Sreejith Menon
Thumbnail: Jay Sureka
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14 дек 2022

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@chirantannandi8635 Год назад

Not ashamed to admit that I have tried some of these jokes on my friend and she laughed all along and She was impressed. Eventually I told her the source because I wanted her to know all my references. Now, we binge watch all Azeem's special together. Thanks man for being my jokes ka pitara. Keep pushing man!

@_HeyItzJosh_ Год назад

Hope you gave credits or else he’ll give you a copyright strike 😂

@stoicsaint555 Год назад

Rizz

@loverspreader Год назад

@@_HeyItzJosh_ pakka mat

@nasif9470 Год назад

The point is usne diya ki nahi?

@jayesh5131 Год назад

This sounds like the start of a love story 😅

@milindkhamkar Год назад

i started my Diploma when i first saw Kharghar Metro line construction and believe me i completed my diploma, then bachelors, then I worked for 1 year and then I left and switched my field and now I'm working in another company, but still the construction is not completed yet......now i am waiting for my kids to see that miracle

@zaidshaikh1855 Год назад

@priyeahnka Год назад

i was a kid when it started, I am an adult working now it's still going on

@tumterlollen9953 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@thebanat Год назад

Plis leave a like on the video and follow on Instagram. Thanks for watching! Also Mumbai and Pune show dates changed to Feb because I forgot about Lollapalooza :-/

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

I was lucky to be in Kolkata because a lot of our city’s Metro Construction got over these past 2 years. A long way to go, but happy to see the progress.

@suryanshjalan4635 Год назад

CAN CONFIRM. LOVE THE METRO

@vyahrutiprakya2268 Год назад

Crying in joka

@NishManoj Год назад

Metro construction can finish? 💀

@aurkom Год назад

@@NishManoj Delhi been doing it XD

@Random9_ Год назад

@@NishManoj 😂

@AdityaMadduri Год назад

As a user of blurred background, I agree with the unblur features

@thebanat Год назад

Towel wala orgy OP

@agush_co Год назад

A new banatwalla stand-up? God! Must be my lucky day today

@Mechnizmo88 Год назад

This is genius wit! The subtitles are superb as always too! Super stuff, Azeem. Love it!

@fizapasha3316 Год назад

What was genius in this? #kuch bhi

@fizapasha3316 Год назад

Though it was little bit funny .

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

“The Lust for wandering is palpable.” Also, Hookup culture explained.

@xoxo4385 Год назад

nothing wrong with hookups if u r not looking for a serious relationship!!

@Krish.v18 Год назад

Ain’t no away you do hookups

@snehakarle Год назад

All your videos are gold! I have been stressed for a whole week and I laughed out loud for the first time in seven days right now! Keep up the wittiness, more power to you!

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

Azeem is manifesting sustainable population management and I’m manifesting that he gets to dance in a Reel with a plant in the background or his own face in the background. No blur effects because I’ll have my unblur option ready 😂

@Conqueror25 Год назад

Lmao Pokhraj Roy is the epitome of a person enjoying various bits of the video as it plays out. 😂

@aritramarik4487 Год назад

😂😂😂

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

If I don’t provide my minute to minute analysis telling the creator exactly what I like, is it even fun?

@simonkplive9701 Год назад

Pokhraj must be a Bot

@Manoj17Patankar Год назад

@@simonkplive9701 Botraj

@Conqueror25 Год назад

@@simonkplive9701 nah bro. He's literally a guy who is genuinely enjoying the video and commenting everytime he finds something funny. And it's very refreshing to see

@JayThaker Год назад

"Pehle kuch easy try Karo.. road banao na road."😂😂😂 Amazing stuff

@praneetsinghbutran9477 Год назад

I have maintained for the past few years that Azeem is one of the finest comedians in India and still very underrated. I haven't changed my mind.

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

“A very jovial Hitler.” Wonder who else fits that description. Of course, the Supreme Leader and the Sanskaari Führer.

@AbhijayAgarwal Год назад

*heavy breathing* what did you say about His Majesty Glorious Maharaj Chattrapati Samrat Vishwaguru 56 incher (both chest and [CENSORED]) Supreme Leader? He isn't jovial Hitler. He is Atmanirbhar. Hitler is a gloomy Supreme Leader.

@bancho6984 Год назад

I went to Mumbai for 2 days , i was frustrated seeing the metro construction sites 😂😂

@yukichowdhury4 Год назад

I'm also responsible for bringing covid. I was in my second semester and exhausted as I had to travel long distance to reach my college and come back. So one night I wished for a long long break and the very next day government announced to shut down all places. It was such a joy!

@ayanchoudhury6697 Год назад

So glad to have seen him do this set live in Bangalore. It was a blast, hope to catch you again in Feb :)

@sankarsondas1999 Год назад

This is exactly the state of the new lines of Kolkat Metro. Seeing it being constructed since I was in class 5. It’s still under construction and I have been working now for the past 1 year.

@ahmadbabar Год назад

Hilarious as always. Keep it up

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

COVID-19 Nostalgia? So, basically 5 months of uncertainty before my online classes and people gagging over ‘Tiger King’ as well as Ludo?

@agush_co Год назад

Hey Azeem! Just checked out your live show tickets. Why is it 18+ man. Makes it sound so risqué. Guess i gotta wait for another 6 months before i can attend your show live

@thebanat Год назад

Fixed it. It's 16+ only. Only Hyderabad has the age restriction. Getting that sorted out

@agush_co Год назад

@@thebanat yosh! Lets meet in January then!

@nazirvania9365 Год назад

Absolute class !! Very original material !! Brightened my evening !!😊 Thank you.🇬🇧

@navsenjoy Год назад

This man's level is consistently good..

@avinashb4485 Год назад

I thought the metro and roads situation was about Banglore. Fits perfectly with this city as well!!

@PandaTheAB Год назад

That "Kuch easy" one cracked me up🤣

@BalrajGhai Год назад

Population Coming out of the pandemic net positive is real gains

@kknaksh3896 Год назад

It's lovely I come across your vedios from Tamilnadu..

@diw9825 Год назад

The joke about Elon and Twitter is, Why Azeem is GOAT in Observational Comedy. Loved the bit.

@saubhiksom Год назад

Where I can see the full video?

@bumblebee2956 Год назад

I really wish you to be successful in this 😂 your writing, pitch and timing is next level 😅

@melwynz Год назад

Am Covid Nostalgic too,great bit Azeem

@abhinavtripathi6561 Год назад

good show Neville

@ms.official3 11 месяцев назад

6:23 not gonna lie , i was so fed pf school that i wanted a 6 months holiday twice in a year 😂. And then COVID came and i was like , universe! Thank you 😂. For a good amount of days , i laughed thinking i manifested it 😂

@managlen320 Год назад

I got recommended this and it’s funny AF 🤣😂

@nazirvania9365 Год назад

Excellent comedian❤! Come to the UK🇬🇧👏👏👏

@user-io4ru8et5m Год назад

That you lost your grandparents hits different sir 🙂

@miteshdd Год назад

"Kuch simple karo....pehle Road banao" - hit it straight!

@bidusha_mandal 11 месяцев назад

Your jokes are so fresh.. Finally youtube shorts recommend something useful.. binge watching your videos…😊😊

@aadeshanand9014 Год назад

Feel the same about the Metro in Mumbai

@PokhrajRoy. Год назад

Azeem, this was fun as always! Manifest that I might see you LIVE again. It’s been too long since I’ve enjoyed your show.

@ratnesh0307 Год назад

great video Azeem😂 for the algo👍🏻

@lishyajennifer 4 месяца назад

Ohhhh Laughed my heart out!!

@renukarana6564 Год назад

Amazing set Azeem!!!

@hiteshkumarpatel7519 Год назад

just for algo

@adityaspace Год назад

One small step for mac, a giant leap for apple stocks lmao

@seepajaiswal8906 Год назад

Awesome dost you made me me laugh till my tears roll out

@Akshat.1812 Год назад

Amazing brother 👍👍

@ag0808 Год назад

Even being in Bengaluru, can relate with this so much 😢

@nikhilm103 Год назад

Listening to his perspective, it’s safe to call him Azoom Banatwala

@subodhgarg5531 9 месяцев назад

Great Video!! Keep it up!

@nirmalakutty9416 Год назад

Excellent excellent presentation and comedy

@faraazj9097 Год назад

my background used to be a ss of me in a white background (which is showing just my eyebrows and forehead). after putting this background mai kaali tape laga deta tha camera pe, aur fir aaram se let ke class attend karta tha🤣🤣. i never got caught, puchte bhi to bol deta net ki wajeh se atak gaya

@rameezshamalik6735 Год назад

searched google three times for adjectives!

@anilachar323 Год назад

8:15 Azeem, blur your background. We can't believe you use that guitar and/or that weird rowing machine (or GTA video game chair) in your room. Keep up the dark humour for these dark times! PS, I feel the Govt will cancel any future booster shot for you, after this clip!

@psycheshit Год назад

For the algo lesgoooo

@shailjaverma75 Год назад

Hey...come do a show in Lucknow please🙂

@murtazahamid6579 Год назад

azeems therapy session dude !!

@ActingKaQeeda Год назад

Collective death of people is not a joke. Japanese mourn Hiroshima and Nagasaki even today. Jalianwala baugh in India similarly.

@adamya8189 Год назад

How are you relating those disasters with harmless jokes ?

@SA-gf3th Год назад

Good

@sapna7708 Год назад

Smart standup!

@nikhilm103 Год назад

Good set. Pretty sure those “ohh” peeps in the end know nothing about NFT’s

@TEXAS2459 7 месяцев назад

net positive population 😂😂 omg bruh wat an epic one!!

@garbitasaha7242 Год назад

So if I have a topic how do I contact you?

@zedbarb265 Год назад

👍

@vandandesai4678 Год назад

Alguuueeerrrrrrooooooooooo

@thebanat Год назад

I SHARE YOU'LL NEVER COMMENT ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

@vandandesai4678 Год назад

@@thebanat hahahaha 😂

@IrshadKhan-sk7rz Год назад

Just killing relative 😂😂😂

@garima2473 Год назад

*fed up with life*

@naveent4458 Год назад

It's too dark even to be called as dark comedy 🙄

@likhendradahare Год назад

Amazing work azeem 👏👏

@samihazeehan6679 6 месяцев назад

His jokes give the perfect amount satire and dark humor

@sonurkanojiya Год назад

Video start hone se pahele like is mandatory 🥰🥰🥰👌👌

@pratikmirgane333 Год назад

Too good ❤❤

@sharrychnged Год назад

Ever so funny! 🤣

@user-ct7xk2ty3p 8 месяцев назад

His metro rant is my inner monologue ☺️👍

@er.pratiksawant Год назад

Bhai ke joote dekho bhailog 🔥. Azeem dripping hard AF. Please don't say kurla se liya sab 😂

@marlenemenon6619 9 дней назад

Great

@AliImran79707 Год назад

Subtitles are there to tell people that 'I'm good at English bas bolte waqt idher udher ho jata hai'

@utwonics Месяц назад

😂 I fell down

@rana1561 Год назад

8:09 apun ko laga Pogba pe aaega

@ajinkyaadsul3515 Год назад

Haha.. same 😂

@juvasspeedoflife557 Год назад

Do a show in Kolkata please

@thebanat Год назад

9th June. Check link in description :)

@adityamadihalli6606 Год назад

9:35 *elon musk din dhar baith ke memes chura rha h

@meghnaghatak4949 Год назад

We had to put up the background of the logo of our workplace. We had a supervisor with the profile pic of the logo and then logo background.

@ThinkTank007 Год назад

I don't know this guy but he's doing good

@amishkumarsingh8826 Год назад

how does this not have at least 1 mil views????! mind = popcorn

@fearlessassassin6713 Год назад

This is good

@renukayadav5949 Год назад

azeem you look like my counsellor, the only difference is you are funnier: )

@kambleji Год назад

Chalo, mei apna IELTS ka preparation yahi karega.

@ejazahmad1838 Год назад

Net positive 😂😂

@markhenry6767 Год назад

Pokhraj Roy is the type of person who replies to every message individually if you send multiple messages.

@vatsalbhagora3909 Год назад

Ahmedabad ka metro covid me hi ban gaya 🤣🤣 traffic se bache 🙌🏼

@tabishshaikh3318 Год назад

😂😂😂

@arnatri1503 Год назад

My father looking at a picture of me on the wall and then at me :"Just two levels of mediocrity I'm having to look at here."

@ExpertedPro 10 месяцев назад

me drinking water while listening to his jokes

@entertainmentonspot8747 Год назад

Azeem looks like the indian version of tom hayworth

@some.metime8344 Год назад

bhai....u manifested it again!! kyonnnn kara bhai aisaa???!! Covid is back! SHITTT!! isko koi chup karo rey..

@pallavich24 Год назад

😂

@SHAMSHERSINGH-ol9tw Год назад

I love all your jokes and enjoyed all of them as well , but when you talked about kamra an finished you video its look like fishy …… A STRAIGHT QUESTION ARE YOU AFRAID