MGS2 - All Crazy A.I Colonel Codec Calls 

Lmao

Didn't you just listen to him babble too?

lmao

Well, was he talking to Raiden...or YOU?

You can hear Raiden's thoughts if you hit the R3 button, I think

MatrixGaming Awesome fact

He wasen't told what all that ment yet he still said it? Such dedication.

@@bengamerlsyolo6788 or its cuz he got paid

@Something Mildly Homophobic You know, conventions exist. Getting to meet famous people, especially voice actors, isn't super uncommon. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.

@Something Mildly Homophobic Hes got his own youtube channel here and im subbed.

I actually posted that whole thing on facebook once and people didn't know it was from a game so folks were asking if I was ok... I wasn't at the time despite posting that as a joke.

@@zerobeatw2059 lmao tried that too

@@zerobeatw2059 that escalated quickly

@@zerobeatw2059uncultured swines lmao 💀 doing the same Thang

​@@zerobeatw2059imma tryy it too

He's just like: "There's no use reasoning with this thing, so I might as well let it babble."

But did he ever really have a meaningful choice whether to carry on or not? Remember what Olga said, "Ze Patriots 'ave muh bebe". Even Snake said "I know you didn't have much in terms of choice this time around..." Hard to give him credit as a lad.

He was trying to find snake so actually that's wrong

The 4th wall is just a tool the Patriots use to hide the truth from the public.

Played Jack like a damn fiddle.

I'll never forgive that womanizing piece of sh*t.

Womanising piece of shit

Sounds like every Twitter feed ever.

No, the difference is that gw can keep my interest.

This is probably the best way to describe what my sort of "theory" is that connects all of these crazy codec calls. With the AI going haywire from the virus, it somehow opens up into the media populus and, at least for some of its codec calls, it's just echoing the things it's reading online. Like I said: It explains at least some of the calls, not all of them.

@@fuffilicious AI going haywire?

Raiden, i like ya cut g

For real I was idk maybe 10-12 when I first played this game on my ps2 and I almost wanted to listen to him and shut the game off 😂

this is just as hilarious as it is scary. my favorite part is when the colonels model glitches. like, when he turns around, when he's a skeleton, when the camera is at weird angles... eiding had a lot of fun recording this, i'm sure.

So the Ray fight in MGS2 took place in virtual reality?

@@transformersrevenge9 More like on the tail end of the ship on the exterior, with the RAYs parked in the distance and coming to life as needed.

@@siriushauserVT It's still kinda really weird. Raiden goes to that place where he fights the Ray's, and it's a calm and dark seaside setting, with hints of the VR missions and thrown in there. But when Solidus captures him and takes him outside, it's windy, stormy, and they are on a moving Arsenal Gear. Thematically it makes sense that the fight took place in VR. Raiden has been training in VR, and at that time, he was loosing his sense of actual reality.

Oh, okay! *Leaves*

Listen. You haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can just call only when you want something? You disappoint me.

Go home Jack, you can just go home!

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same bro

Same bro

I don't get it. Is it a reference to something? Or just the most random shit ever?

@@theoneitself i don't think so. it's just a very funny delivery to me

But the AI was wrong about how it would be used. New forms of communication, memes used to instruct and teach even

@@A_Stranger2256 The M E M E S

@@slomnim ...I'm afraid not. You've misunderstood completely. To "teach" is to "misinform", in the context of the AI's philosophy.

GW did nothing wrong

Ok boomer

As an 8 or 9 year old these codec calls scared me, especially when his face turns to a skull 💀

@@darotm7628 more like 💀 😃 random words

The OST is called ''Arsenals Guts'' and it was something that also got me as a kid. I was extremely confused.

This is going to sound so stupid, but you wanna know the one that scared me the most the first time I heard it? The "eating" one. You only get that call during the Arsenal Tengu fights. By now, you know that "Colonel" is GW, and he's acting weird because of the worm cluster. "Colonel" had started spouting random nonsense at Raiden, quoting other characters, reading the descriptions for VR missions, listing the names of train stations, etc. The last time he had addressed Raiden by name was "turn the game console off now." So, why is this one scary? Because it's so normal. Remove the visual effects and change the background music, and you could convince me that it was just a normal funny Codec. Most of all though, he recognizes and addresses Raiden. It made me question everything I thought I knew about the situation. Is the AI pretending to be broken? Is this all just part of S3? Am I walking into a trap? It's a real testament to how brilliant the Arsenal Gear section of MGS2 is that I started panicking over that call.

I was 13 and this was the first 4th wall break I'd ever experienced in any media. I seriously thought I was dreaming at first.

This is probably the only comment that calls Raiden Jack

@@yakthekuza7296 He's just done with this shit.

Would've been interesting if he did respond.

I think he just began to assume Cambell was high as fuck....that seems the most rational answer

Lol

So Raiden himself is a crazy AI, right?

I read this right as Robo Colonel was saying "You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?"

She's got a good husband then

@@Kappa5938 what

@@evagineer9165 The OP is cultured

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What are you talking about!?

@@bengamerlsyolo6788 don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Back when I played the game when it first came out i remember I was sitting real close to the tv. When i heard that it weirded me out and i moved back.

@@metazare As you should or the orange light will send you home

@@metazare I played the game in one sitting. I was so disturbed when they said I've been playing too long and too close to the tv. I almost turned it off but i finished it. I was like 6 lmao

He's got a virus

he also needs 61 scissors

@@filindoyt6594 No, he needs Scissors 61

@@CalysisOfficial the fact that you responded to my reply from a 5 month comment is incredible, thank you

Not to mention that strange incident with the floating orb when he was driving home

Well the funny thing is that in Smash Bros, if you're playing as Snake and you're facing off against Luigi, there's a chance Snake contacts the Colonel AI

​@@broden4838why

​@@flowrepins6663 snake has codex calls with the Colonel for a lot of smash characters, Luigi is the only sus one

i never noticed that.

I had the exact same, i even sat very close to the TV back then, suddenly Rose told me i shouldnt be sitting that close, it would ruin my eyes. I was freaked out.

Me too! I think it clicks in after so many hours of game play just to fuck with people 😂

Exact same story here. I had played for like 10 hours straight, so when he accused 14 year old me of not having anything else better to do with my time, it came off as an affront. Got me good.

It scared tf out of me too, and im pretty sure my console froze after it happened since i had been playing all day

Did you take his advice and take a break for the night?

They called because he wanted scissors, 61.

@@TheRealGlooper 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao exactly ! Cucked

Fax

As donation for a cosmetology school w/ 61 students.

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No one: Everyone: You: Your mom: Me: B=D

@@Menaceblue3 i just counted and thats more than 61 scissors. Mission failed, we'll get em next time

this is Mei Ling quote from MGS1

"Beep! :3"

​@@murraycoleman8234 M I N D T H E G A P

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I wouldn't be shocked if this inspired spec ops the line

Kojima predicted mukbang

Hideo game

I would fucking move, if the neighbours hat that kid

It's ok. He just really likes train stations

Abdulla Alsaleh nope

notchjohnson1 I personally loved it

Im confused, why is Death Stranding hated? I personally never played it before

Alby King Because it’s different.

@@abdullaalsaleh i heard you only deliver stuff as Daryl Dixon

nothing better thn mgs !

Is that Smells Like Teen Spirit in Japanese?

@@Jason-eo1rh Nope. Just a list of train stations in Myoken Line under No-se Electric Railway System. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_Electric_Railway

Sounds Like MHA Voice Actors (Japanese)

01:43 You're welcome.

61!

It's Mei Ling

I got straight up scared shitless when I first saw it. It's a weird thing to explain, but it was one of those feelings for me where something completely jarring and out-of-place appears when you least expect it. Not neccesarily like a "jumpscare", but a weird vagueness and uncanny sense of something not belonging, even if the thing in question wouldn't typically scare you. The unpredictability of that, combined with the unpredictability of the AI, made this whole moment so much more fucking scary.

@@fuffilicious MGS2 is a masterpiece

when?

Who is that lady? And what’s the context of her being there all creepy-like?

time?

What is?

WaylonPK MGS Ghost Babel

Look up scissors 61 Ben 10

Did you say nerd?

@@duskfall_777 Not nerd, NODE.

...down the wormhole I go

Jokes on you, I watch youtube videos on phone.

Ok

Ha I'm on tablet

What did you say?

Same bro !! and i was watching this shit once around 1:30am alone lol

I was always scared of this when I first played it 16 years ago

Yeah it really scares me off because how real it feels for called me out lol

I think he watched to much Jake Paul/Morgz

@@cgplays9 Yes, it was Metal Gear 1&2. They released on the MSX(PC hardware) from the late 80s to early 90s and kickstarted the series before MGS1 changed gaming forever on the PlayStation in 1998.

@@cgplays9 they first game had an NES adaptation (not port, adaptation due to a lot of changes) that sold over one million copies in North America alone. Then there was completely separate MG2 that never released in Japan. During development of that game, someone told Kojima on a train, and begged him to make his own MG2. So he did, and it was more in line with the first game’s gameplay.

​@@cgplays9 to be specific it's Metal Gear 1, the one that takes place at Outer Heaven

Happened to me yesterday. I was on this part and then AI Col. went crazy telling me to stop playing. I stopped for a second and said "he's fvcked" and move on. 😂

I don't want to be "that guy". SCP 140 is a book called "A chronicle of the Daevas". You may want to pick a new number. Just saying ;)

SCP 61?

@@nickclark1815 sure, why not! :D

I only said 140 just cause of the codec number, just a lazy joke on my part

@@TheMrboom11 you were trying your best, but the SCP numbering isn't easy since there'res other SCP with numbers that have already been taken. thous categorizing the SCP's to the thousands. SCP 61 is not taken so it counts, however SCP 061/SCP 610 are taken.

It's like asking a supercomputer if there is a God, and it says "There is now" and sets itself to short circuit

me

That would be the funniest “Well, shit” anti joke in the series right next to johnny bejng afraid of needles