Michael B. Jordan Monologue - SNL 

Micheal Jordan played five seasons without Scottie Pippen 84-85 38-44..First round exit 85-86. 30-52..First round exit 86-87. 40-42...First round exit 01-02. 37-45..out of playoffs 02-03. 37-45..out of playoffs LeBron james carried an absolutely horrific 2007 Cleveland Cavaliers team to the nba finals In the modern NBA era (post 1960) only eight NBA top 75 players have won a championship without another top 75 player as a teammate Rick Barry (1975) Hakeem Olajuwon (1994) Tim Duncan (2003) (2005 Kobe Bryant (2009) (2010) Steph Curry (2015) (2022) LeBron james (2016) Kawhi Leonard (2019) Giannis Antetokounmpo (2021) As you can see, LeBron James is on the list and Micheal Jordan isnt Lebron james has won 17 playoff series, without an nba top 75 teammate. Michael Jordan won ZERO In the year before Micheal Jordan and LeBron James joined their team and the year after they left their team, their records were 83-84 bulls 27-55 84-85 bulls. 38-44 92-93 bulls 57-25 93-94 bulls 55-27 98-99 bulls 13-37 without Scottie Pippen 00-01 wizards 19-63 01-02 wizards. 37-45 02-03 wizards 37-45 03-04 wizards 25-57 02-03 cavaliers 17-65 03-04 cavaliers 35-47 09-10 cavaliers 61-21 10-11 cavaliers 19-63 09-10 heat. 47-35 10-11 heat 58-24 14-15 heat 37-45 2013-14 cavaliers 33-49 2014-15 cavaliers 53-29 2017- 18 cavaliers 50-32 2018-19 cavaliers 19-63 2017-18 lakers. 35-47 2018-19 lakers were 20-14 when LeBron James got injured on Christmas day. As you can see When LeBron James joins a team, the team improves more than Michael Jordan and when LeBron James leaves a team, the team always goes into the tank. Micheal Jordan, excluding the 94-97 seasons, when the NBA moved the three point line to 22 feet, was a career 28% three point shooter. LeBron James is a career 34% three point shooter Micheal Jordan was a great defensive player, in an Era where you could handcheck. Playing defense is much easier when you can handcheck. For nearly 6'9 250 LeBron James' entire career he wasn't afforded the opportunity to handcheck. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR..LEBRON JAMES IS THE GOAT!!!!!

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 WATCH THE FULL BEHIND THE SCENE HERE ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Sk7PbSr84tQ.html

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 WOAH that's like a whole book right there. You missed one minor detail though, you're talking about Michael J. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is the one in the video.

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 LBJ will be the GOAT when he gets 2-3 more rings, preferably back-to-back.

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 question lebronologist. While lebron was carrying super teams to the finals, who was the best team he had to play? Was it the paul George pacers or the demar raptors? Seems pretty easy to beat those guys with Kyrie, d-wade, bosh ray Allen. Also how many 3peats? MJ has 2. surely he has one in 20 years as a goat. One last question. How is he doing now that he isn't in the lame ass east and is in the west? . You know the one Kobe spent his entire career in? His only ring can't be the year he got two months off in the season.... can it?

I know! He looks gorgeous

Homo sexual detected! lol

@Emmaneul Dehaney no he doesn't lol. He wore a diamond necklace with a bronze watch

He looks great, but I’m not feelin’ the chain…I know it’s probably expensive, but it’s all wrong for the suit.

@@cakerbaker9965 agreed lol it’s the one thing i would’ve changed

That took me all the way out! Haha

🤣😭😭😭

Best line!

She's not wrong. 😛

😂😂😂😂😂

She sold it for me! 🤣🤣

I'm still laughing at her 15 seconds in the Italian mobster skit 🤣

Definitely. Hope she gets more air time these next few years.

Punky B. Curious!

When they need a liberal? Or a mamen? Momen?

@@sjelliott6660 Shut yo old ahh up

Why does he need to address it

@@allaboutthemurzic Exactly. Kinda tacky and I don't think Lori Harvey appreciated him talking about it 🙄

@@cambrie7946 Who tf cares what Lori Harvey thinks? lol

@@cambrie7946 he didn’t even mention her😂

I’m proud of him! He’s the prize!

We ex-AMC fans will never forget teenage Reggie Montgomery..son of Jackson Montgomery..stepson to THE world renown Erica Kane. Circa 2003-06.

You forgot the sexual harassment! 😅

@janellekloth Michael B. Jordan is a young Black man who is intelligent, handsome, charming, nice, mature, sensitive, gentleman, plus Mike (just as i as a 43 years old Black man) love you Caucasian women...go get him Janelle girl.

I love that they didn’t shy away from being too woke about sexual harassment. Some people are literal sex symbols. The only thing I don’t like about MBJ is his swag. It always feels a little forced to me.

@@tamirsharif314just admit you're gay 🙄

@@TM-dd2tz Yeah everybody is tough behind a keyboard or a small phone, but i would bet & you know you wouldn't have the guts to say some little foul ass shit to this 43 years old Black man face to face f**k boy.

Wow I didn’t know that .. that’s dope!!

indeed, michael b classy

Love Michael B in therapy! More love for therapy this week from Morris Chestnut on the Daily Show and others. Don't be afraid of your feelings. Learn about yourself and identify unconscious patterns. Do the work & your life will get better.

Gentlemen think Michael B Aight 🙄

Yep😂😂😂

Guns blazing - did you see those biceps?

@@brynneholt1990 sure did!!😉

agree 💯

Punkie killed it.

Yas!

Sexual harassment is hilarious!

That little bump she gave him, oomph!

@@leilagibril2951 I’m not a girl. So if Scarlett Johansson came on and Kenan started rubbing his hand on her chest as part of the skit you’d be ok with it?

Hilarious

Oh boy, I can’t wait to watch the entire show with Angel on Weekend Update! I wonder if she took the kids to her sister’s?

agreed. quite refreshing.

Seriously, this episode was hilarious from start to finish! And it's even better to know that comedy isn't his genre. Everyone did great, especially the writers.

@@brendatomlinson I bet you also with be hoping that you get to see that young, good hearted, talented, charming, well shape, handsome Black man Michael B. Jordan with his shirt off.

The sexual harassment was the best part

frfr

It's that Sista Girl Comedy Magic.

Reggie!!!

I love the Frenemies G and K.

@@umreehReggie Montgomery

@@robscott1615 Adopted Son of Attorney Jackson Montgomery & The world renown Erica Kane. We AMC fans will always be here😁

😂😂😂 her part was funny as hell!

Aiden I felt weird about that. Next thing you know their being sued for sexual harassment!

@@dwaynejones1555 uhhh im 99.9% sure they spent days rehearsing this. Idk why you would feel weird sbt it

@@em.5941Also cringy & anxiety, I wouldn't like to be touched like that. I'm projecting.

In what ways did All my Children change your life?

@@dlynsky it just did ! that was my favorite soap opera back in the day and the characters on it were inspiring to me especially Bianca’s story

If Punkie Johnson were Lauren Holt 2.0, then she would have been gone at the same time as Lauren Holt (the end of season 46). Plus, let's not forget that Lauren Holt was only hired because Aidy Bryant was barely on the show at the time. Punkie was most likely hired because ever since season 40, SNL has decided to hire two black women instead of one (though there was one season where Leslie Jones was the only black female cast member after Sasheer Zamata left but before they got Ego Nwodim).

@@canaisyoung3601 Damn you got the rundown

@@canaisyoung3601 dang I had to google her because I could not remember who that was

@@canaisyoung3601 gave u a "like" just cause of the research

Agreed. Classy

@jakiesomoza5842 My brother Michael B. Jordan stayed in good shape. Jakie you love looking at that young, talented, intelligent, charming, classy, good hearted, in top shape, handsome Black man Michael B. Jordan? .Mike (just as i as a 43 years old Black man) has a deep love for you Caucasian women. Plus Jakie Mike is single & a gentleman😉.

@tamir sharif yes I can appreciate a fine specimen when I see one. 👀 but just on the side note I'm Latina. Don't get me wrong I admire some beautiful Caucasians ladies out there that I can only wish to have their features. But sadly I'm dark rooted lol

@Jackie Somoza Sadly? No you're lucky to have your features instead and be proud of that! ❤

@@jackiesomoza58425t My correction you're a Latina lol. Hey enjoyed that you as a Latina are dark rooted ,it is a genetic blessing to be dark with melanin, thick noses, thick lips & woolly hair. The ultra violet rays of the sun love dark skinned people.

Perhaps the other was not really what each one wanted

She belongs to the streets

well we don’t know what kind of person he is behind closed doors so who’s to say she didn’t dodge a bullet? and that’s vise versa.. but still, if you love ‘em, you’ll let ‘em go & hopefully they both find happiness.

Idk, he might be unbearably arrogant

He is supposed to be with me that's why Lori let him go.

ikr ..afterwards when he says "stick around" and the camera pans out its like she had a hand mirror maybe and doing these hand gestures .. look closely, I dunno, looked weird from the get go when she popped out, lol

Don't you mean, Michael B. so talented?

Yeah, I definitely remember him from The Wire as Wallace

Too bad he's racist

@@buyingsummons8542 How is he a racist?

“Wheres Wallace, String…??!?” Yeah, he killin it.

shit! that was him!

That’s where I first saw him, on parenthood

Yupp, been following since hardball with Keanu Reeves.. 🥰🥰🥰

Yea he came along way to reach his full racist potential. Yall should be careful who you praise

@@buyingsummons8542 who said anything about praise? Also racist? Lol ok, sure.

No

Yes

Hope you a comedian cuz what?! 😂

@@akeembell6384 nah hes a good looking dude and my wife can get annoying… plus she wasn’t in The Wire so i mean he’s ahead in points by my count

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Doubt it

Look at Lori dating past. She has no shame and will do anyone for the fame.

@@Myas-Loyal-Fan Lori said he needed to lose weight??? I know that's a lie, because what fat on his body could he possibly need to lose? If she said that seriously then she must need glasses.

This whole time I didn’t know Michael B Jordan played Wallace. I only now figured it out when they showed that old clip

@@WidgetWW He was a good actor to begin with. If you haven't watched The Wire you really should. If you have then kudos to you - hope you liked it!