Michael Bisping BRUTALLY ROASTED ME? Called Me Ugly? Time To EXPOSE The Cyclops! 

Honestly though this was top banter from Bisping and I really needed some content so thanks to him what a G. Consider this video bait, let's see how far this goes.

Guru stretched a 40 second clip into a 30 minute video.. truly a generational talent

don't let him bully you son!

Guru is what all reactors should aspire to be. Milking a 40 second video to 30 minutes and i watched every second of it no regrets.

So Bisping calls a woman beater, drug cheat and felon a "good guy" but goes after poor Guru and body shames him? Wow, the audacity. Volk would be proud that you stood up for yourself Guru!

Is Guru really 24? I honestly thought he was near to 40 😂

More proof that UFC commentators and pundits can't take criticism

Honestly Guru doesn’t get enough credit for the work he’s doing at such a young age

A ufc champ has this much hatred for the guru he has made it

The 24 year old imparts some serious wisdom on the 40 year old. Well done MMA Guru!

Bisping of all people acting so weirdly defensive and self righteous about trash talk and criticism for the sake of entertainment is just surreal... like wtf, he really can only dish it out but not take it.

To be honest I felt the same as Bisping at first... I thought you were all hate and negativity then I started listening to all of your stuff -- you're just straight up honest which can rub people the wrong way if it isn't all sunshine and daisies. In a sport like MMA you need to be told your faults or else you can get really F'd up. And..."it's the fight game," as they say. Keep doing you brother! Love your content.

The guy who asked Bisping that is 100% Ariel’s burner account trying to get fighters against Guru

A guy who runs over a pregnant woman then comes back to retrieve his wallet but not to help her, is not a "good guy with demons".

"I have the best teeth in the UK" 😂😂😂😂 We're not known for dental prowess 😂😂😂 always delivering of a good listen while I do laundry or wash dishes man 👌 even going back to watch shit late always great

Congrats on signing your debut against Bruno silva the entire community is behind you brother! Inshallah

"It's good to be straight and white" The MMA Guru

Definitely not "miserable" and a "hater," lol this channel is hilarious. I watch because I like laughing and MMA Guru has a sense of humor that I get. Don't change a DAMN thing! ✌️

"I'm not saying Bisbing should be scared" 🤣🤣🤣

I actually like Bisping. For what it’s worth I do not agree with Bisping’s characterization of you. Your reaction actually had me laughing out loud for real for real so thank you for that. I actually think what you do takes a lot of confidence and bravery. You’re putting yourself out there along with your opinion on pretty famous and powerful people. Keep up the great work and continue being true to yourself.

Other than stating he fluked his entire career and was the worst male champion in the sports history you have indeed been kind to him

You have forever earned my respect and support. I’m not even a big RU-vid user. You are one of 3 subs I’ve given. Respect.

Bispings response: "Ok tough guy hiding behind a computer screen"

How DARE he?!? TEAM GURU FOR LYYYFE ♿️

This is the kind of content we get when it's been almost 3 weeks since a good MMA fight happened.

Lmao that fake reaction to Bispings insults is priceless 😂

I won't ever be able to 'unhear' that sharp inhalation now, thanks.

The Cyclops wasn’t ready for the Gurus brutality

Love all the energy MMA Guru attracts. Truly the King of MMA RU-vid.

Michael Bisping needs to be humbled. Talking like that about a disabled person, because he knows If guru could walk that guru would be a double champ.

It's the developing facial expressions to the clips he's reacting too that put it over the top 4 me 😂

Two of the UK legends going at it 💪

MMA guru you definitely have a real fan out of me. I listen to you because not only do you steer me in the right direction with your takes but you’re hilarious and a realist who uses comedy and truth to entertain us don’t ever change man. that’s why we love you

We won’t stop supporting you until you overthrow Helwani and get more views than the UFC

😂😂😂😂😂😂 guru taking all the hate and thriving in it is why people love him. We call him fat and handicapped and he takes it all without getting soy about it. And in that we all respect him for his based opinions

Listening to this trying to sleep with the voices in my head. Couldn't stop laughing. GG you got a new sub

Yeah Lisping is weird. Former champion, hot wife, nice looking family, by all means he's a successful individual yet for some reason he's insecure and never passes up the opportunity to bully the little guy. Even when he's commentating, he's constantly getting into arguments or sending little digs to his co-commentators and even fighters if they say something he that rubs him the wrong way. Cant take a joke, can't take any criticism. The man could beat up 9/10 people yet he still walks around with a chip on his shoulder. Likely bullied as a kid, maybe his dad beat the shit out of him, maybe his wife regularly cheats on him, its hard to pinpoint the reason why.

Bisping has such a high ego for someone who’s regarded as the worst male champ in ufc history

Enjoyed every second of it, thanks! Solid arguments and critique mixed with good entertainment and fun. You'd probably tower over him on a wheelchair!

Idk what is more embarrassing Bispings roast or his title reign

The MMA Guru is the real mf 🐐

Keanu Reeves really is the golden standard for knowing if you’re a hater. Excellent observation. Like, hey, you like comedy and sci fi? Bill and Ted! You don’t want the comedy, but still the sci fi? The matrix! You want serious but not sci fi? POINT BREAK! You can’t go wrong with this guy

This is probably my new favorite mma guru video 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious

Great video, all facts. Loved it

What kind of monster... *Brags that he is taller than a man that is unable to stand from his wheelchair*

Bisping literally tweets about some terrible global event and then says how someone needs to help, and when someone points out that he's one who's more capable of doing so than his followers working 9-5, he mocks them or quote tweets these responses with some fake good guy stuff

Oh my word REBECCA! The MMA Guru destroyed me

Bro as soon as he mentions jones in a good way.. it’s like bro nothing you say mean shit at this point hahah

This is why I LOVE UR show!! U bring something different then all the other people with MMA podcasts!! You don’t kiss ANYONES ass , and from someone that is just like u , I truly appreciate that . Everyone is so afraid to offend them.. Great Job brother and much much respect!!

It's common to see people defend against criticism by saying 'you are not a fighter (or insert any profession) so you dont have the right to criticize them. I have encountered too many people like this when I gave my less desirable opinion on things. Imagine after a haircut you tell the hairdresser you dont like the hairstyle and he shut you up by saying: ' you are not hairdresser, just pay the money'.

This is pure gold, the best Guru content yet. Thank you.

They hate you because we love you

“It’s like you moved to Brighton” 😂

The cyclops didn't see this one coming😂😂

MMA Guru: maybe everybody should think of themselves as handsome when they look in the mirror. Merab being called an ugly goblin by guru: ok

It required two human eyes to see the Gurus true beauty.

Love your impressions!!!

Little bit of British banter, proceeds to absolutely torch Bisping 😂

Brush my teeth? I got white straight teeth. Now I don’t want to get cancelled saying white and straight is the best…. But it kind of is for teeth 😂😂😂

Bisping is so emotional it’s like he’s a middle school girl

Michael must’ve really been hurt by you at some point lol

New sub, this is what I’m here for.

That was great. And exposing hypocrisy is a service to all

Dude your Tito videos were so good! Made me sub. May not agree with all your takes but don't let the shit talk get you down.

I'm 30, pretty well off, and still jealous of MMA Guru's hustle! Long live the king!

Guru you are a legend if I could be as cool with insults as you I'd be a better person. To not give a damn what others think is the real strength in life

Massive 10-8 to Guru here, the Bones hypocrisy isn't surprising from the ultimate company man. Hope you get a few thousand more subscribers from the drama anyway.

On guru's side 100% on this issue, other than guru thinking he can beat bisping in a fight. Absolutely crazy, until you fight, you cannot fight, size doesn't matter especially 2 or 3 inches, especially in great shape vs awful shape.

This video is El phenomeno

I think your an alright looking young chad!!!keep your head up

Cyclops vs Shrek. A battle between two freaks one is fat and greasy the other has one eye and fit. Both have something about them. Who will win the war?

"Buddy" is a great new word to add to the arsenal. "BUDDY!" LOL.😂

14:53 It's sad to see how the accident still bothers him, so much so he's projecting his disability on others 😔😔😔

15:16 I couldn’t stop laughing🤣 good one mate!

Rigo exposed that you and Bisping are friends behind the scenes… SCAMMER

Bisping's ego is so big he can't handle a couple of impressions. Oh my weeeerddd

Love that you called him out on his hypocrisy

I thought the breathing noise you did was an impression of him vaping, and now I fucking hear it every time he talks.

Bisping went too far lol...but it's not about what people think of you, it's all about what you think of yourself

Just subbed, and glad I did. Hope you stay on that wellness train. New fan. Well played sir. Well played.

How did you make a 40 second clip turn into a 30 minute video😂

lol I love MMA Guru.. basically always just speaks pure truth, ruthlessly calm dismantling every time.

Finally somome who sees the way i do. Hate is a strong word u can dislike people but hate no. Very rarely do u hear somone say they hate u that explains what it means knowingly

The Emmy award for best acting goes too…… THE MMA GURU

I’m not rowal Rosa jr had me on the floor 😂

Beautiful points Guru!! Spot on .. I love it ..

Your point on haters was spot on. Great response!

At least he doesn't have to look at you with 20/20 vision

How could you forget the infamous quote from Michael Bispig " El Phenomeno" 1:16

" none of my friends moved out" there's alot to digest here

This is the most important piece of post modern art of the 21st century.

Good stuff lad, keep calling out these hypocrites, if they hadn't double standards they would have none.👍

I cant believe how smart Guru uses this stuff to make himself a bigger name. I just saw the thumbnail and the "bad person Guru, good person Jones" was enough to realize, that this will be a banger. Master Troll. 😂

Guru gets so excited when he gets the attention of any famous fighter .

“I used to pray for times like this” - Guru

Including Harrington in this is much needed. Keep up the good work

Give this man an Oscar!!! 10-8 Guru.

Interesting how Bisping "turns a blind eye" to Jones and has a "poor vision" of who Guru really is..

I appreciate this community. It's refreshing compared to other MMA communities. People are able to enjoy the banter & take the piss out of each other. It brings out the best out of all of this. (Compare that to Ariel's group, etc.) It's like MMA guru and Rigo are the only 2 that understand how to make the best out of any given situation.

That slow look up to the camera is too good lmao 19:20