MICHAEL JACKSON | MISHEARD LYRICS COMPILATION 

Please don't take it so seriously. This is just for fun. I could never offend Michael, I'm a big fan. I'm sorry if any of these made you uncomfortable.

“Oprah is out to kill” OMg 😂

CAN SOMEBODY LET THIS MAN PEE ALREADY

1:15 is more accurate than ever.

1:29 the funniest part for me, michael getting chased, and hearing someone say that behind him.

" my baby broke my heart and left with jermaine"😂😂😂

'WHO STOLE THE FRIES!' that got me omg 😂😂😂😂

1:14 ‘How does it feel to know that Oprah is out to kill’ I guess she is, but to Michael’s legacy.

6:04 "Don’t go around breaking young girls arms" 😂😂😂

1:37 "Your Burgers are the best"😂😂😂😂

Michael :"It doesn't matter who stole your fries!" Me: YES IT DOES I LOVED THEM FRIES!"

"It doesn't matter who stole the fries!" me: *dies of laughter* video: "EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT!" me: *still laying on the floor dead still laughing*

2:48 When Noah buys you a hamster because you said you’d take care of it.

They thought they heard: *Virgins are the best* Actual line: *Your burdens I will bear*

0:13 - Linda Belcher 0:32 - Me when I go to my grandparent’s house 0:48 - When he asks me what we’re gonna do on our date 0:58 - When my sister complains about me getting first dibs on the bathroom when it’s really not that big a deal 1:30 - Me 1:36 - The Reddit national anthem 1:43 - When someone asks me why I love my mom 2:56 - Me in school 3:24 - Once again, me 4:14 - What I tell myself before any diet 5:16 - My theme song 5:28 - My theme song pt. 2 5:36 - Everyone else but me 5:48 - Spring in a nutshell 6:09 - A public service announcement to my brother: I’m sorry I’m bored

5:27 me and the boys when a girl flirts with me

When you bring gum to school Random kid(s): 2:56

01:49 "I'm a living meme!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm officially DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He really likes Nintendo

1:05 So take my strong advice (just remember to always eat twice) 😂

Michael: Don't stand out in the cold man! Me: Michael never fails to give great advice. Michael: Go home and cut your father! Me: ....

HE'S ALSO THE KING OF MISHEARD LYRICS XD

'I want wine' Me too.

4:10 These days I can’t even go outside without saying this

0:39 Thus the song "Eat It" was born

« I want a prostitute » instead of « I wanna rock with you » never would’ve saw that... 😂😂

I love pizza! - Michael jackson

"They got no place to pee. That's why I watch NINTENDO!"

"It's a wig." "pull my hair" 😭💀💀 these have me in tears

Cashier: _Welcome to Popeyes may I take you order?_ Michael Jackson: 0:56

My babe be posting her masterpiece misheard lyrics lines and i ain't complaining.

4:43 Bad Jermaine 😂 6:01 Why always Jermaine

2:28 I alway thought he was saying "I'm not gonna spend my life being Macaulay (Culkin)" 6:27 (Imagines Tito sneaking in a chicken coop with his brothers egging him on)

"I'm the living meme." Yes, yes you are, MJ.

3:12 me too Michael😂❤

1:14 - 1:18 is very true at this time around

*sprints* “michael i love your вυттнole” *sprinting intensifies*

4:24 It's a wig!! Pull my hair!!! LMAO

0:43 If the fries are stolen how will they just eat it??😂😂

1:14 literally predicted the future.

I’ll never be able to listen to these songs properly ever again

2:57 GIVE ME SOME GUM 😭😂

Awkward moment be like, " I DID IT ON A ROCK"😂😂😂

“The city begins to pee” that had me😭😂🤣

I heard it as, "The chair is not my son" in billie jean

Is there any chance these are actually the original lyrics and we fooled ourselves for years???!!

4:04 is my favorite... *it's a bop*

yes Michael you are our -king of pop- *LIVING MEME*

“Obama please have mercy”💀💀💀

In beat it I thought it was “show em how f*cking strong is your fight”

"I'm a living meme!" Well you were

"I DID IT ON A R O C K"

2:04 "let me show ya gurl, that i no longer bite"

0:36 Best part

1:16 never been more accurate

Aww thanks Michael I will always remember to eat twice!! Update: I gained 20 pounds um...

dear god Joey... HOW LONG ARE YOUR FREAKIN FRIES

3:12 😂 I love pizzaaaa

Katherine Jackson: Micheal baby, what do u want for Thanksgiving tomorrow? Micheal:0:56

6:22 oh so thats why he has one glove

I was laughing so hard I was hyperventilating 😂🤣😅

For beat it I thought it was "No one wants to beat it beat it" but its "No one wants to be defeated"

5:36 I'm dying

3:55 This how i get away with cussing

Half of these are so accurate 💀

“I like double chicken!”

"what whould you like today mr. Jackson?" "I'D LIKE A DOUBLE CHICKEN!"

"You are not alone" = "your burgers are the best" or "virgins are the best" 😂😂😂 I forgot the actual lyrics

5:58 again! seriously jermaine.

"gonna stay on the side of Michael's son" actually is more difficult than "mama se mama sa mama coo sa" to say fast😂

1:47 I'm a living meme😂

"S is for Satan" YOOO LMAOOO

3:59 I wonder if you have a bladder infection then Michael if its hard to pee? XD

“S is for Satan” had me dead, cause I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child. 😂

They got no place to pee, THAT'S WHY I WATCH NINTENDO

2:08 MJ I CAN SEE YOU TYPING THAT WHILE EDITING LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't unhear half of this😂😂😂

I'm sorry, but I'll stop eating nuggets))😂

2:33. I'm asking him to shave his face! 😆

For, 'not a nugget to love,' I always heard, 'not a liquid to love.'

2:37 is my FAVVVVVV😂😭😭😭😭

I’m the living meme Me: lol 😂

4:37 Rock With You was soooo clear

The truth about beat it is that they sing about foods XD

This is freaking hillarous! I am a huge MJ fan and these were so creative!

2:18 I thought he said "OHH TAKE A BATH" LOL 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Micheal's maid cooking macoroni and cheese. Micheal: 2:38

the T-T-T-Titos gonna show you is something I thought about before lmao

"I love pizza!"- Michael Jackson, Me too mike.

And left me with jermaine Lol

I got a full list!!! Here it is: 0:00 Thriller 0:08 Human Nature 0:18 PYT 2008 0:24 Man in the Mirror 0:38 Beat It 0:48 ABC (Full Version) (Carol Burnett Show) 0:50 Remember the Time 0:56 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-LpL0gzU2giw.html (comment disappears if title shows) 0:57 ABC 1:00 The Love You Save 1:05 Billie Jean 1:12 Come Together 1:14 Blood on the Dance Floor x Dangerous 1:19 Speed Demon 1:22 The Way You Make Me Feel 1:25 Remember the Time 1:30 Speed Demon short film 1:31 Dangerous 1:33 Beat It 1:37 You Are Not Alone 1:39 The Lost Children 1:43 The Girl is Mine 1:46 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 1:52 Remember the Time 1:54 I'll Be There 1:57 Dirty Diana 1:58 Another Part of Me 2:00 The Lady in My Life 2:03 I Want You Back 2:07 Money 2:09 Dirty Diana 2:10 Work That Body 2:12 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 2:15 Invincible 2:18 PYT 2:22 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-LpL0gzU2giw.html (again, sorry) 2:24 PYT 2008 2:27 Black or White 2:39 Human Nature 2:41 Rock With You Live 2:44 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 2:48 Beat It 2:54 Man in the Mirror 2:56 The Way You Make Me Feel 2:58 2 Bad 3:02 I'll Be There 3:07 Speed Demon 3:12 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:14 The Way You Make Me Feel 3:18 Another Part of Me 3:20 Scream 3:24 Fall Again 3:29 A Place With No Name 3:34 J5 Medley 3:36 Smooth Criminal 3:39 Dirty Diana 3:40 Black or White 3:42 Who is It 3:44 Scream 3:47 Dirty Diana 3:51 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:55 I Want You Back 3:59 Best of Joy 4:02 You Rock My World 4:05 2000 Watts 4:11 Scream 4:13 Xscape 4:17 Streetwalker 4:19 One More Chance 4:22 D.S 4:23 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:25 Hold My Hand 4:28 Smooth Criminal 4:32 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:34 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 4:37 Rock With You 4:42 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 4:44 Blame It on the Boogie 4:49 Is It Scary 4:52 Black or White 4:54 I Want You Back 4:57 Never Can Say Goodbye 5:00 Speed Demon 5:02 Morphine 5:05 Speed Demon 5:09 Scream 5:14 Privacy 5:16 Remember the Time 5:20 Stranger in Moscow 5:23 Billie Jean 5:28 Bad 5:34 In the Closet 5:36 ABC 5:38 Ghosts 5:42 Off the Wall 5:47 Black or White 5:48 Thriller 5:51 Bad 5:56 Billie Jean 6:00 Who is It 6:04 Billie Jean 6:07 Blood on the Dance Floor 6:09 Beat It 6:11 Dirty Diana 6:15 Speed Demon 6:18 Give In To Me 6:21 Billie Jean 6:25 Ghosts 6:27 ABC 6:32 Speed Demon 6:35 Bad 6:39 Is It Scary 6:43 Xscape 6:47 Jam 6:50 I Am Love pt 2 (live in Mexico City,1975) 6:53 Another Part of Me 6:55 You Rock My World 6:57 I Want You Back

3:32 He actually Said Hugging

In Scream, the real line was "You think it's ok, dammit." I heard: "You think it's all gay, dammit."

Damn Michael’s Bros was stealing his women 😂😂😂😂 it be the ones close to you 😂😂

1:35 Wow Michael didnt expect that from you 😂

Oh my god, I am a huge MJ fan, and now next time I listen to Beat It, it doesn't matter who stole the fries!

1:22 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

3:11 me too Michael!

“Virgins are the best” “Girl I need to sweep your feet”

You gotta admit, 0:31 sounded like, "not a nigga to love"