Michael Knowles REACTS to Woke TINDER Profiles

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Step into the intriguing world of online dating with Michael Knowles of The Daily Wire as he takes a deep dive into a collection of 'woke', overconfident, and downright hilarious Tinder profiles.
In this entertaining episode, Michael Knowles dissects and delivers his amusing reactions to these Tinder gems, all the while providing his unique insights into today's dating landscape. Through this kaleidoscope of progressive ideologies, exaggerated self-assurance, and humorous attempts at appeal, we touch on themes of modern romance, cultural trends, and social ideologies.
Whether you're here for the laughs, keen on understanding online dating trends, or curious about the nuances of 'woke' culture, this video is a must-watch. We unravel it all - the good, the bad, and the awkwardly funny.
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@Jaba207 11 месяцев назад

"Curvy" used to mean hourglass shape. No it means obese. When did that happen?

@cupcake_whale 11 месяцев назад

When political correctness took over and the word fat became offensive

@cherylrobinson7876 11 месяцев назад

When they started making curvy jeans like 20 years ago.. Levi’s may be to blame.,

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Seriously. Now it means hippopotamus.

@jeffw5733 11 месяцев назад

About 8 years ago. I remember seeing the shift starting lol. Most of this crap used to be contained on Tumblr. Pretty much all of this stuff we’re seeing was on Tumblr as far back as 2010.

@kyodarkness9243 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 You're being generous

@sjh60633 11 месяцев назад

I remember when people tried to make themselves look good and describe themselves to attract someone, not complain about how they hate everything and brag about being fat.

@kaiser1295 11 месяцев назад

There are still decent people out there. They just picked out the worst people for entertainment purposes.

@sundaymourning5329 11 месяцев назад

I don't know why, but "brag about being fat" got me laughing so hard I woke up my husband! 🤣

@Catherine.Dorian. 11 месяцев назад

Rofl great observation! Now they just are like “here’s my laundry list of complaints so you can see I’m a bitter horrible person and avoid me”

@shaunaf2811 11 месяцев назад

Those were the days!

@rowlanddavid1576 11 месяцев назад

Yep. Before, more people actually tried to be their best, but now, many people just want the best to accept them just the way they are because "everyone's special".

@decepticoncaptainladue1498 11 месяцев назад

Once again the editor needs a raise for this one

@amandabrown5096 11 месяцев назад

@@mts0628 french shower

@izzydeadyet7336 11 месяцев назад

@@amandabrown5096what the hell is a french shower??

@JSainte17 11 месяцев назад

Only blurring the face, but showing us the rest for the, "If you ask for nudes...." chick was top tier.

@alaalfa8839 11 месяцев назад

50 years ago actors and singers didn't react to anything, they were just singing and acting, which made them extremely humble. The songs were of great quality and had a melody. We teach future kids to react to everything and not enjoy the quality stuff. By the way, experts in psychology say that if the person feels shame, he/she will more likely not go in the proper direction but will come back to old ways. because the feeling of shame is demotivating people. They need some encouragement and inspiration which may take 3 months because the brain works as a computer and unlearns old ways in 3 - 6 months. By the way, the internet is conditioning people, and the social media owners such as Zuckerberg hired thousands of attention engineers who know how to create a tool that is hijacking human brains and minds As Sam Vaknin says if your mind is conditioned....it means you do stuff even though you dont enjoy doing them... and social media are conditioning people´s minds. He says conditioning the mind is worse than addiction. which mean you are judging people whose minds were probably hijacked by computer and conditioned since age 12 Now you are surprised they have very different points of view. similar to a Casino. Watch Tristan Harris's explanation or also one of his guests Natasha Schul., They also explain the conditioning or brainwashing effects.

@petrastein2531 11 месяцев назад

3:20 by far my favourite Michael moment xD

@janihuhtanen8289 11 месяцев назад

If your tinder profile is a list of demands you probably should just get a cat.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Like they don’t already have several cats.

@pattyhansen7563 11 месяцев назад

A houseplant. Cats still want attention from you at some point

@tiesiai_per_aplinkui 11 месяцев назад

@@pattyhansen7563plastic flowers more like it.

@dustencross357 11 месяцев назад

If you have a tender profile then you should just get used to being alone ..

@ashleydiaz8739 11 месяцев назад

Cats deserve better

@ashleypenn7845 11 месяцев назад

Sometimes being a Millennial who married my high school sweetheart at 20 makes me feel like I caught the last chopper out of 'Nam. I was able to avoid the current dating hellscape.

@erikacook7323 11 месяцев назад

I was about to post this exact thing. Lol Got together at 15, married at 18, and holy frick it was the single best decision of my life.

@jbeck1234 11 месяцев назад

😂 the last chopper! Oh man I relate

@jbeck1234 11 месяцев назад

@@sylwiab8946 left reality you mean

@anneshirley9560 11 месяцев назад

Seriously! I married young, but now I worry about my daughter. I can't even tell who's male or female anymore.

@erikawoods8975 11 месяцев назад

Same here! I am 39 and have been married for 20. I know I will never find anyone else like my sweetie.

@jkemp6791 11 месяцев назад

I’m just over 40, been married for 20 years to the perfect woman. I have NEVER been more thankful to be “old” and not dating.

@alyssadk1645 11 месяцев назад

You are blessed. Please pray for us who are trying to navigate this world.

@josephbaker4319 11 месяцев назад

37 here, married for 10 and the wife and I always say that same thing. Odd times

@cavelleardiel 11 месяцев назад

I am 57 and the lying and cheating in my age group is terrifying. I haven't been out dating for a few years now. It is the same people on these sites for years.

@Willie_Jones76 11 месяцев назад

Never been with a man, celibate, I don't trust people,I wish I could,my generation (millennial)of guys are unreliable!😞

@explores40 11 месяцев назад

Your very fortunate to have someone to share your life unfortunately for some not so luckily enough to find that.

@botnet114 11 месяцев назад

*whisper voice* “I can fix her …” I love Michael’s subtle and witty sarcastic humor.

@seanhorrigan677 11 месяцев назад

Michael's ability to find positive things to say about these people is unrivaled. He just radiates posivity, when most of us would rather roast them.

@JessicaFayToday 11 месяцев назад

My little brother convinced me to create a Tinder account a couple of years ago because, "that is where all the people are now." It wasn't even two hours of that before I deleted. I felt like I needed to take several showers, burn incense, chant, or literally anything I could do to cleanse myself. It is disgusting.

@abbyxiong3931 11 месяцев назад

True. 😅

@spyder_33 11 месяцев назад

respect edit: watched your carnivore diet video, congratulations on your success

@sueburgess7248 11 месяцев назад

I agree.

@jackbones309 11 месяцев назад

Ah, so you're saying you're available?

@cheekylemon9441 11 месяцев назад

I think Michael Knowles is the most underrated Daily Wire host.

@izzydeadyet7336 11 месяцев назад

Actually its Andrew klavan , just because hes practically unknown and hes also very intelligent

@brooklynooklyn 11 месяцев назад

I like him better than Matt, honestly. I feel like he has a better sense of humor. Matt is very serious and stale at times.

@alaalfa8839 11 месяцев назад

@fatihkaleoglu5874 11 месяцев назад

I like how he always looks like he is holding a laugh.

@SnifferSock 11 месяцев назад

@brooklynooklyn used to really like Matt and his dry humor but his "my way or the highway" take went from standing his ground to not even acknowledging slightly different takes. He lost me there.

@Steve-nv8db 11 месяцев назад

My favorite is when they list both "Non-Binary" and "Bisexual". Classic.

@schemesthefox1255 10 месяцев назад

Every enby person I know is bi idk why

@RatSewage 11 месяцев назад

"I don't like sports." That was already self-evident.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

No shit! She probably doesn’t like anything that requires using her feet.

@SnifferSock 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 😆 got 'em!

@unxnxwn1798 11 месяцев назад

I just noticed last night that in their pre made interests you can put on your profile, there is only a Pro Choice option and no Pro Life option. Which is super disgusting of a “dating app”

@smellme6313 11 месяцев назад

“Yay we matched you guys! Now go have sex and kill babies together!!” Yuck

@jeffw5733 11 месяцев назад

All the apps are far left. They actually encourage you to talk about activism, blm, the jab, the homo mafia, and I remember at one time it tried pushing RBG.

@Dartht33bagger 11 месяцев назад

Just like how on Hinge you can only choose 'Not Yet Vaccinated' instead of 'Not Vaccinated' for vaccination status. Implying you're still planning to get vaccinated at some point.

@marvalice3455 11 месяцев назад

@@Dartht33bagger"my appointment was delayed a few times, but I'm determined" lol

@HerculesBallsInc 11 месяцев назад

@@Dartht33bagger I keep fighting off the vax police, but they're everywhere and eventually a must sleep... RAWR!

@robnemily 11 месяцев назад

Michael needs to give his editor a raise. hilarious.

@alaalfa8839 11 месяцев назад

@cyberImperfection 11 месяцев назад

@@5pctLowBattery *IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I did put the time stamp somewhere in the comments too.*

@6.0hhh 11 месяцев назад

The hot rod opening was gold 😂

@skyvipers 11 месяцев назад

*Jordan - 89 Miles Away* "Stay 89 miles away Jordan"

@AnishChari 11 месяцев назад

NOT FAR ENOUGH

@emelinedbs1070 11 месяцев назад

congrats to the producers. The edits are hilarious xD

@cherylrobinson7876 11 месяцев назад

💯

@ladykilgore2337 11 месяцев назад

This is freaking hilarious! One thing I wanted to mention. Immuno-compromised, if being cited correctly, actually does mean there's a malfunction in the immune system, usually an autoimmune disease like lupus, sjogren's, multiple sclerosis, Guillain-Barre syndrome, type 1 diabetes, etc. There are a ton and most are beyond a person's control. HOWEVER, many of these obese women will use " immuno-compromised" as a sneaky way of saying they ate themselves into type 2 diabetes, so some skepticism is warranted.

@pookysgirl7535 11 месяцев назад

Husband's niece got Gullain-Barre at 18 months and almost lost the ability to walk. She can't get the annual flu shot and her parents are worried that if she gets sick, her immune system won't shut off, so we make sure to get the flu shot every year. It's not much, but it's the best thing we can do for someone who is actually immuno-compromised.

@KittycatKittycat-jr3ug 10 месяцев назад

Yes, I have an auto-immune disease called NMO that is similar to MS. I get medicine twice a year that lowers my overactive immunesystem to prevent it from attacking healthy cells in my body. Therefore those cells do not function to the fullest and I am immunocompromised.

@ghhm2705 4 месяца назад

⁠@@pookysgirl7535there is still a lot they can do to improve her immune system naturally. Shots will hurt her more. Auto immune diseases can be put into remission. Hope is never lost!

@SweetTea-Stephens 11 месяцев назад

If I was dating I would be happy they said all these things. It makes it clear for me to skip and go to the next one. That’s for sure!

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Good point

@Dartht33bagger 11 месяцев назад

It wears you down when 95% of profiles are like this and the very few that aren't never match.

@the.forlorn 11 месяцев назад

The editors deserve a big raise, Michael.

@kendrascorner 11 месяцев назад

I love Michael's dating/ marriage advice! He should create a dating app 🤣🤣🤣

@JSainte17 11 месяцев назад

"If you ask for nudes, the whole world will know you asked for nudes." The editors knew what they were doing blurring only the face. Savage. And hilarious.

@mikoriad 11 месяцев назад

30 and beyond, married with children, off the market and not in the dating world anymore. The absolute best thing EVER. I can't imagine still being in the search for someone these days.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

My advise nowadays. Don’t waste your time.

@googlespynetwork 11 месяцев назад

There is no market anymore. It's a meat grinder.

@mii-sanch.939 11 месяцев назад

yall are making me want to cry LOL

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

@@mii-sanch.939- Don’t worry. It will all be over soon.

@gustaftheone9279 11 месяцев назад

Michael- you’ve become the best of the Daily Wire hosts - no cap. Love your stuff

@SnifferSock 11 месяцев назад

Fr fr 💯🔥 bussin'

@ericwakeman6665 10 месяцев назад

The best BY FAR. Matt is based but his humor isn’t at the Knowles level.

@lelandkinsella7380 11 месяцев назад

I'm 46 and I had it REALLY GOOD in my 20s and early 30s for dating. My friends and I met cute girls in public.....there was no Woke nonsense or internet dating to mess everything up.

@MysteryD 11 месяцев назад

"You're a boy with issues" "MY FUR BABY"

@patrickjennings431 11 месяцев назад

I'd rather have a conservative dating profile than a woke dating profile

@internettuffguy1197 11 месяцев назад

They tried one, nobody but Women signed up lol

@EndlessTravels 11 месяцев назад

I'd rather go out side and meet people than have any profile Y'all becoming some lazy weak people

@vladraduandrei5227 11 месяцев назад

@@internettuffguy1197 what ?

@Josh-Workouts 11 месяцев назад

That is just obvious

@Harem__King 11 месяцев назад

If you’re not into fun and believe in this fake ida of love sure

@baileydavis2048 11 месяцев назад

Stay away from this all! I’ve tried Tinder and it’s absolute madness 😂

@JustinQuinn623 11 месяцев назад

Horny HQ

@Axiomatic75 11 месяцев назад

If you're not at least in the top 5% for looks as a guy, Tinder is a waste of time (in western countries at least). A few days ago I watched an experiment, someone made two fake Tinder profiles, one a guy with model looks (a 9 or 10) and the other a fat, ugly chick (a 2 at best). The chick still got more matches than the guy. Tinder (and the other apps) are a total waste of time, even if you match it's likely a 3/10 single mom with 3 kids from 3 different guys. Use that time to work out and meet people in real life.

@alexandrajackson8766 11 месяцев назад

My mom had a compromised immune system. Truly. She had autoimmune diseases where her immune system attacked different organs. So to treat her, they gave her drugs to suppress her immune system, making it easy for her to get sick. She ended up dying from septic shock after many complications. Are people just casually calling themselves immune compromised now? Because it’s truly very serious and I watched my mom suffer for years.

@oz_jones 6 дней назад

Lupus? Sucks either way

@georgeleinberger8670 11 месяцев назад

These Tinder profiles serve as great warning labels. If we could only get these rejects to print their profiles on those name tags and wear them in public, imagine how many idiots you could avoid.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Frankly if you are looking on tinder for a date. Mistakes were made.

@drakusmero104 11 месяцев назад

The gradual realization of t4t killed me 😂

@yanisbourgeois9028 11 месяцев назад

Saying you're woke on a dating app profile is like saying you're lazy on a curriculum vitae

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Or saying that you lazy and hate working at a job interview.

@calebflaming5951 10 месяцев назад

Using Cody and Noel for the short guys is the collab I needed 😂

@victoriamartines5030 11 месяцев назад

Tinder: that magical place where people with bare minimum knowledge about how life works and total disregard for rational thinking, are hunting for that certain prince or princess they once saw on TV back in the day. After several failures, they'll go to social media and complain.

@jeffw5733 11 месяцев назад

Met my gf on there a year and a half ago. It’s rare but it works sometimes lol. If it’s used it should definitely not be the only way you’re trying to meet people.

@PaulAllen786 11 месяцев назад

Avoid any woman over 30 on dating apps. There’s a reason she’s single and you don’t want to find out. So if your a guy who’s over 30 looking for women over 30, don’t even waste your time swiping and find a hobby.

@dacrane91 11 месяцев назад

Tbh, the censorship makes it even funnier

@thekellyjeanc 11 месяцев назад

1:01 cody and noel 🤝🏻 daily wire

@annieh.5049 11 месяцев назад

when i had tinder my bio was “love God, family, sleep, & alcohol. not looking for hookups.” i felt that was pretty straightforward, yet some people still had questions, or wanted to ask me for things i did not want. also, i’m 20 years old, & i don’t know what “lame aab” means either

@Frodo_Shaggins 11 месяцев назад

Just looked it up and aab is "average at best". Any woman that calls you that isn't worth it.

@microsoftpain 11 месяцев назад

based child of God 🙏🙏 am 22 and i have no idea what all these acronyms are either. i don't think I'll ever use one of those apps. never have in the past. 💀

@kwm9315 11 месяцев назад

Same experience! One guy told me it's coz some girls say that but they will change their mind depending on the guy eg if he's hot lol 🤦‍♀️

@tylersoto7465 11 месяцев назад

You have all the qualities I see in a woman , just add pizza and you got yourself a date lol

@cupcake_whale 11 месяцев назад

In my experience, no one reads your profile so 90% of your matches are just looking to hook up

@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 11 месяцев назад

Your editor(s) needs to get a raise with every video 😂

@baileydavis2048 11 месяцев назад

Keep up the good work Michael! Love the show and love the topics you cover! Awesome Vid!

@aquapuppy9838 11 месяцев назад

"...rizz...drip...fr fr..." Now we just need to get Michael to end every sentence where he's pontificating about the virtues of family values with "Sprinkle sprinkle."

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

No. He already acts gay enough as it is.

@dontbewoke.5076 11 месяцев назад

@Greywolf-91 I'm sure you're trying to make an insult, but it didn't land well. If you don't like him why are you watching his videos 🤣💀

@leah5515 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 It's not him acting gay it's called he has a sense of humor, he's just sarcastic

@lydiah4092 11 месяцев назад

Michael and the editor outdid themselves with this one - I'm weak with laughter

@seandelap8587 11 месяцев назад

I really can't keep up with all this stuff

@ianmangham4570 11 месяцев назад

I still haven't a clue what he said lmao 😅

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Then don’t

@nicknack5697 11 месяцев назад

I feel Michael's deep-seated confusion over trans dating.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Yes, I too think that Micheal may secretly be trans.

@alwaysatthefair 10 месяцев назад

Michael doing these tinder profile reviews is my favorite part of today

@jasklisto 11 месяцев назад

Whoever did the editing and animations on this video was BRILLIANT!

@TaliEpshtein 11 месяцев назад

The beginning of this video awoke something in me 👀 Hilarious video, love it when DW make you guys do those :P

@musicgeekish 11 месяцев назад

Not that I’m looking. Married middle aged woman, however, with children entering their twenties, it would be very comforting to me I’d The Daily Wire had a dating app or section of their website.❤️

@Tara-cv2kz 11 месяцев назад

I’m 21 and I need this lol

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Obviously no sane man wants what you’re peddling.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

@@Tara-cv2kz- Are you ready to give up your “rights”? Oh no? Have fun dying alone with your cats… Oh, sorry, I meant, “fur babies”.

@slayermill8621 11 месяцев назад

When I was online dating, I personally appreciated the woke profiles because it let me know who to avoid immediately.

@indiandaeng 11 месяцев назад

Tinder is a great place to meet a serial killer.

@addieblueful 11 месяцев назад

My tinder bio was “I’m a fun. If you’re fun, then let’s go have some fun!” I went on dates with 3-4 guys before meeting my husband. Tinder/online dating can be great if you get off the app and keep the end goal in mind.

@YoursTrulyTwentyNinetyFive 11 месяцев назад

Trust me you’ll be divorced in 5 years tops

@addieblueful 11 месяцев назад

@@YoursTrulyTwentyNinetyFive we are catholic and do not believe in divorce.

@rodiusmaximus 11 месяцев назад

It sounds like you used a hook-up app for its original purpose as a dating app, and miraculously found the 0.00000001% of people who are using it for the same purpose, and just happen to be compatible.

@Scroooge 11 месяцев назад

@@YoursTrulyTwentyNinetyFive Debbie Downer keep those thoughts to yourself

@moetpo4521 11 месяцев назад

Whoever edited this video needs a raise…. I laughed so freaking hard man

@yodabolt1247 11 месяцев назад

The Engelbert Humperdinck at the end made my day

@minniegirl175 11 месяцев назад

Hilarious. A Matt Walsh episode would be good too 😂

@csides9531 11 месяцев назад

You’re not old Michael. You’re appropriately seasoned.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Have you seen him without makeup? He looks like he’s been smoking meth for fifteen years.

@maddieh5253 11 месяцев назад

The cameo of noel and cody when he mentions shorter guys HAHAH

@bootle2 11 месяцев назад

Im sooo glad I live in Asia and my gfs profile (and all her friends) would be something like; Be nice to me, dont cheat, get a job, be a good role model to our kids, look after your health, support me to look after mine, try to be nice to people generally, be nice to my parents - if you cant, just dont say anything in front of them, we should go out and do something interesting on a weekend.

@Aurora3242 11 месяцев назад

Thank you, lord, I have been married for 27 years and counting!

@kaiser1295 11 месяцев назад

That's amazing!

@Aurora3242 11 месяцев назад

@@kaiser1295It really is - Neither of us has scouted a secret, hard to find spot yet, lol

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Thank yourself for not divorcing your husband.

@Aurora3242 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 lol! Honestly, he is my best friend - We still prefer each others company, to anybody else❣

@HanzArtBodybuilding 11 месяцев назад

This is one of your best videos in a while!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Thank you Michael

@itzbrutusx1318 11 месяцев назад

Saw the title and knew this would be a great laugh! Not disappointed! 😂

@belindarose1785 11 месяцев назад

I wish weirdos quit giving cannabis a bad name,I know many conservatives who use medical marijuana

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Weed makes you stupid.

@leonlacroix2638 11 месяцев назад

😂 I'm right there with ya. I'm gay and on tinder yet I find all these woke accounts hallarious. It's strange when you find more men that act like women over men who act like men. And at least half of them support some activist crap. It's funny yes but also incredibly sad and pathetic.

@marywood4565 11 месяцев назад

I live for these edits. The bit with Michael from The Office made me lol.

@deminybs 11 месяцев назад

I love how they used the piece "presto" in the video lol Epica has a fantastic cover of it live with a full orchestra+ their own flair

@michelleclark3011 11 месяцев назад

The second one, wrote out all that about themselves, and then had the nerve, to call anyone else, too much??? This person doesn't need a date, it needs a straight jacket and a padded room!

@iainsheridan2458 11 месяцев назад

I agree with everything but the immunocompromised part. That's someone who has an autoimmune disease and has a compromised immune system, it's been a thing since AIDS.

@larkinrouge8775 11 месяцев назад

Or has a transplant and takes meds to suppress there body from rejecting it.

@cherylrobinson7876 11 месяцев назад

It’s been a thing since cancer.. very long time.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Just wait till VAIDS kicks in. That’s when the real fun begins.

@kathleenkalman4796 11 месяцев назад

Yes❗

@brando3342 11 месяцев назад

I have Crohn's disease, I am on drugs that purposely compromise my immune system, because my white blood cells think my intestines are an invading force that need to be killed off. Also, the part about marijuana is not just an excuse to smoke it. Crohn's disease is on the medical marijuana list in my country (Canada). It is known to have anti-inflammatory properties. Though, I quit smoking myself, because I was addicted to that garbage before I knew I had Crohn's.

@daughterofthealmighty2619 10 месяцев назад

I love the cinematic masterpiece at 3:20

@sharonssali6955 11 месяцев назад

The editing, though, is top-notch 😂😂

@Hiker_45 11 месяцев назад

I couldn't stop laughing 😂

@rachealalice1449 11 месяцев назад

love your show Michael! Immunocompmised is real... but since covid everyone under the sun now claims to be "immunocompromised" I was born with a rare genetic Immunodeficiency called Primary Immunodeficiency & Hypogammaglobulinemia- basically I don't make antibodies and missing major parts ofmy immune system. Anyway just letting you know, it's a thing but it is Extreemly rare! Keep doing what you do!

@RonaldKragnes 10 месяцев назад

@6:08 "Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower... The kids love this one." ;)

@kuroyuki6254 11 месяцев назад

The edits are just getting better and better

@theapex2809 11 месяцев назад

Im In Gen Z and i still don't know half the things we're saying.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Which is ironic since you have a device that literally links you to the collective knowledge of almost the entirety of humanity.

@theapex2809 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 i know mate😅

@elizabethsullivan4560 11 месяцев назад

Oh Michael you are great whether touching very delicate, serious matters of this ill society or in this case libs woke dating . It is hilarious yet pathetically sad for all ages alone/lonely people.! I’m so worried about my own son 27 unattached being enticed with frivolous lazy non substance girls. It all about themselves and expect the guys to “serve “ them as “little Queens” i will pass this to him but he lives and loves California 😢. So glad I found your podcast!

@mii-sanch.939 11 месяцев назад

If you are confident in how you raised your son he should have no issue looking past one-dimension women

@PeruvianLlama 11 месяцев назад

The editor of the videos is really amazing 😂😂😂

@elleh6642 11 месяцев назад

Hahhaha, the edits are hilarious 😂

@Catherine.Dorian. 11 месяцев назад

I always thought immunocompromised meant that you couldn’t be around other people cause if they got you sick you’d die, like a fault in our stars.

@cupcake_whale 11 месяцев назад

It means you're more susceptible to falling ill, but just hanging out around people won't kill you. You just need to be more careful, keep away from people with an active illness, and take minor symptoms a little more seriously

@brando3342 11 месяцев назад

@Catherine.Dorian. I have Crohn's disease, I am on drugs that purposely compromise my immune system, because my white blood cells think my intestines are an invading force that need to be killed off. Also, the part about marijuana is not just an excuse to smoke it. Crohn's disease is on the medical marijuana list in my country (Canada). It is known to have anti-inflammatory properties. Though, I quit smoking myself, because I was addicted to that garbage before I knew I had Crohn's.

@golbez3794 11 месяцев назад

I've seen "no black gentlemen" on white tinder profiles before...

@yugiboomer9772 11 месяцев назад

They are taking advise from sex workers.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Have you ever seen a “black gentleman”?

@maximustrolleus9860 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91barack obama

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

@@maximustrolleus9860- Barak Obama! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, shit, ohhhh shit, I’m dyin’ here! BARAK OBAMA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O’lord! Just take me now!! Hahahahha!………

@maximustrolleus9860 11 месяцев назад

@@Greywolf-91 yes he was a gentleman. He dressed well, charismatic, educated, had class and etiquette, very articulate and social, etc what was he missing to be a gentleman? He also fixed the economy from bush too

@JaymanNVK 11 месяцев назад

2:29 HE WILL NOT DEVIDE US!!!!! LOL

@empoweredchoice1893 11 месяцев назад

Great content. Love the humor.

@explores40 11 месяцев назад

Its beyond me how the current generation uses awful tinder app or any of those dating apps there are so many weridos and scammers who go on those platforms.

@thomashutchinson284 11 месяцев назад

I believe Tinder is a hook-up app not a dating app

@Mike0Powell 11 месяцев назад

It’s definitely geared for hook-ups, but people have also found their marriage partner on there, so you could use it as a regular dating app.

@kaiser1295 11 месяцев назад

Hinge, Bumble is for dating. Tinder is for hookups.

@phoenixgoodman6553 11 месяцев назад

Michael's production team is amazing 😂

@veronicamascaro3041 11 месяцев назад

Perfect use of the Vivaldi!! Bravo to your editors.

@comedycafe3262 11 месяцев назад

been quite a while. Have had some success and some failure on dating sites. Most all women were bat sht crazy though. I quit doing dating sites and don't miss it at all. In fact after dating many women, I pretty much quit all together. In public, some women have given me those subtle hints of interest and it is fun to ignore them. They hate that.

@kwm9315 11 месяцев назад

Honestly can say the men I met are just as nuts lol. Have no idea why either

@comedycafe3262 11 месяцев назад

@@kwm9315 Yeah. Okay. Sure. These bag-o-nutz can't go out and meet people in public. Thus, dating sites.

@lorireed8046 11 месяцев назад

Honestly, all the dating sites are toxic. After my divorce my twin sister signed me up ..after that one year I decided on not even bothering to date at all.

@comedycafe3262 11 месяцев назад

@@lorireed8046 I was going to ask if you and your twin sister wanted to go out on a date but never mind, now- 🤣

@lorireed8046 11 месяцев назад

@@comedycafe3262 My twin died almost 2 years ago ( This September) and I haven't dated once since that year on that dating app. Which was 7 years ago, now. I don't know why guys think it's funny to talk to twins like that. But... I'm very glad they do ...in the Same way I'm glad the SJW crazy people dye their hair and put pronouns in their emails.

@zi_nyc 11 месяцев назад

You are hilarious, love your humor. Man, we need to be able to laugh in kindness, this divisiveness is killing us. On that note, maybe you can find it in your heart to empathize with feminists? Maybe they got at least not everything wrong?! Seriously, could they be right about something?!❤ What would (did?) Jesus say?😊 You have a kind heart, Mr. Knowles.

@DontMindMeImAnIdiot 10 месяцев назад

I love these edits

@daisyncope 11 месяцев назад

The Englebert got me 🤣

@joaopedrobaggio4475 11 месяцев назад

Sexbots are the future.

@smokingcrab2290 11 месяцев назад

Modern women are worthless and deserve nothing.

@comedycafe3262 11 месяцев назад

waiting for them not to have that dead body look

@A_wyoming_outdoorsman 11 месяцев назад

First

@astrofeeder777 11 месяцев назад

this one was a banger, I need more lmfao

@ConfusedDesigner2171 11 месяцев назад

I need a sponsored video of all the Daily Wire (Including Dr. JBP), searing a steak with a Grill Blazer, the best seared steak wins and gets to know what is a woman.

@DidYouSayCat 11 месяцев назад

Matt's "what is that" gets me every time 😂

@BetterEveryDayYouTube 11 месяцев назад

Whoever does your editing is awesome

@nnjray 11 месяцев назад

these daily wire music outros are so good

@Toc1155 11 месяцев назад

OMG SEEING NOEL AND CODY IN THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY

@wesslesyt3304 11 месяцев назад

Editors are so good

@thespoiledtexan3904 11 месяцев назад

The editing absolutely made this video. Give that man/woman/unicorn a raise!!!

@sofiakate9749 11 месяцев назад

need a part 2 🤣

@bexl5255 11 месяцев назад

The Vivaldi edit plus the chick peeps got me 😂😂

@williamrab3453 11 месяцев назад

This was great

@blackmirrormusic8868 11 месяцев назад

I actually met my dream woman about seven years ago. I mean she was drop dead gorgeous, stop me in my tracks and her voice was angelic. I really really mean that. Then I got to know her one evening at a friends house and she is the worst person I've ever met personality wise. It's always stuck with me like a thorn in my side, I often think she was suppose to be the one in an alternate reality before she was brainwashed. I think about her daily. I'm tormented.

@Greywolf-91 11 месяцев назад

Yet another encounter with a fallen angel.