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You see I totally understand Michael not knowing about the difference of bugs when he moved. I moved to a different state from Florida. So for about 4-5 years I didn’t see a single lizard. Kinda freaked me out
Same, when I moved up north the only times I remotely saw a lizard or even a snake was during the late spring time when they hatched or when I went hiking, even then it was rare.
I had an opposite reaction. I’m from the north and visited Florida and was so surprised at the amount of lizards and bugs. There were huge grasshoppers/locusts everywhere
My family's Filipino so when we visited them in the Philippines I was so shocked because it had lizards just around their house it was amazing and they're so cute
I moved to Florida at the end of second grade and I was devastated about moving and losing friends and that but I fucking loved going outside to catch and play with lizards I only lived there a couple years before moving back but that shit was one of my favorite things as a kid
moved to florida at 12y/o and due to questionable living situations i ended up developing a extermination techniqe that only requires a broom and a shoe. guide the bug where you want it to go with the broom and once its in striking range come down with that shoe and the battle is over. much like reeves i was surprised moving back to the northwest where a NICKLE sized spider is "big" and now i feel like a super hero when everyone in my house is freaking out over some random bug and i walk over like termanator.
I love Michael’s story about the four or five fights causing a riot on his campus, cause the high school I went to still holds the record for most fights in a day in the school district, at 16 in one day
My HS's library was home to anything that could quietly and quickly go in one's nose or mouth between the isles of books. They also had a rule that once you turned 17, and your parents signed a paper, you could sign youself out of school for lunch and free periods (or whenever lol)... that worked out reeeeeaaaaallly well for students *not* being intoxicated in class.
Funny story; I jumped out of the trunk of my car before, landed on my face first in asphalt, and got the worst concussion!! My parents said the impact echoed through the apartment complex, and I was knocked out for a second. When I came to I didn't do much, looked around, touched my face, looked at my dad who looked scared and bursted out screaming and crying!! Now all of this is what I've been told happened since I can't remember a thing, and I came in and out of consciousness and the first thing I can remember hearing was my mom saying she was getting McDonald's and I got so sad and wanted to go but blacked out again😂😂 Moral of the story, don't dive out of a car
My teacher had a friend who they ended up calling nippleless (not saying his name) and the reason was they had a friend who got a car and license before any of them and so they were always asking him for rides and to take them places then one day the dude was so mad and said he was only taking them to so and sos house and the one guy with the nickname realized he needed to be home and he realized his house was on the way yet he didn’t ask to get dropped off because he didn’t want to piss the guy off more so my teacher and another friend grabbed his hands and opened the trunk so when they passed the guys house he could jump and they would let go and from what I remember of the story either they forgot to let go or he just fell forward and sheered off his nipples and then the guy driving said he wouldn’t have been mad since the house was on the way
We had pooping bandits at my middle school too. They would write people's names with the poop. They eventually got caught because their hands smelled like poop.
that "kids you are not invincible" reminded me of my childhood. Climbing up and jumping from stairs, trees, walls... going up the roof and jumping to the lower roof while shouting "we can fly!!!", running after snakes in the dried up rice fields, running across raging rivers while holding fireworks and baby rockets, slipping into and running across working quarries... ahhh, happy days.
5:32 the exact same thing happened at my highschool!! we had to go into lockdown bc like 6 fights were happening at lunchtime. Great start to school if you ask me. Not the same school as Michael since we’re from different islands but same lol
8:31 bro snow is so much fun you get to do donuts in an empty parking lot you drift around every corner shits fun. Until they start salting the road then that just fuck your vehicle up.
I also come from the east coast and we used to wonder in the woods and make forts out of bamboo, make weapons and eat wild flora. We would use the weapons to have these giant fights with all of the neighborhood kids with the entire neighborhood and forest being our turf. We had straight up territorial disputes, and wars. It was so fun lol. Also caught lizards and danger noodles, which we would promptly terrorize our mom with by bringing it home to keep as a pet.
@@ferret_lover2665 I'm assuming you're from North Florida or higher North cuz I saw no mention of swimming in leach infested swamps just to find the polywogs that can fill the bottom of a 5 gallon bucket. P.S. us I'm mid Florida called the battle of neighborhood children war crimes cuz most of our families where ex military and most of the stuff we would do to eachother going against the Geneva Code.
ngl editing made this kinda hard to comprehend since the scenes dont look different at all and it throws you off when they suddenly start talking about something else
dude i can totally see why someone would want to grab a fly out of the air with their bare hands. me personally i once found out that i good enough reaction speed to grab a mosquito out of the air with one hand(if you live in whatever place that does not have mosquitos i have to say mosquitos are fast lil guys at least 10 times harder to grab compared to flies and they suck your blood leaving behind itches so itchy it can be considered torture if you dont scratch it) and i got addicted to catching mosquitos with one hand. it is just so... so... satisfying
I remember I was little me and my older brother always jumped off the stairs like a full flight of stairs in my house. I tend to question every once in a while how it didn’t hurt every time me and my brother would make it on the floor every time we would jump from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs.
I just wanna say that I’ve never gone to a normal high school, I was and am in a public charter school that is pretty much a small office room. But the first time I go to my brothers high school some kid offered me percaset and fentanyl. And then ANOTHER PERSON comes up and says, yo you want to break into the Hendrix(nearby restaurant) and do some random pills my mom takes.
5:04 okay I’m a private school student in Hong Kong who’s 17, my parents are also from a wealthy background and travel a lot for business. While my grades aren’t the best, I do not indulge in the smoking of crack or any sort of drugs, and I really really enjoy making art.
you want the cold, you think you dont but you do. you see i live in the north and one of the great things about living here is there are no bugs its great.
i didnt hear anything id say warrants a crazy childhood. sounds about normal tbh anyone who didnt have that experience i think just got lucky. probably different nowdays worlds alot softer. so i think 90s stuff was just different.
ya'll are all talking about michael, but how about we talk about scarra's comedic timing 5:57. Isw sometimes he's just so good, especially on the cooking video when he was in a team with michael.
I get the insect thing I lived in Chicago my entire life so…bugs kinda freeze to death before they can get to ya. Mosquitos come out in the summer but that’s bout it. After I’ve moved to Arizona holy shit how do y’all live like this. Finding a scorpion chillin in ur living room is just…normal💀
lol my school genuinely cannot be described. its a public school in south london which should say it all. ive had friends stab people in the face in school several times, punch teachers in the face and honestly the list could go on but theres probably a comment word limit🤣😂im not even exaggerating aswell shit was just crazy over in these sides
First year high school, not even a few months in, second and third floors were on lockdown and less than an hour later, someone I befriended in the office told me they caught multiple students with mary jane. Gradeschool, cousin got scared shitless because someone poked his head out the classroom window. For context, the other side is two feet of dirt and a wire fence, and we were only like 11 students.
Did Michael live in Missouri? The PKA podcast which has WoodysGamertag and FPS Russia, another co host names Taylor, aka MurkaDurka also has stories of poop bandits in his school as a kid
Michael Reeves flying to Flagstaff saying it’s at 7000 feet it’s cold me living in Flagstaff it’s not that cold like for example, in winter sometimes I’ll just wear like a shirt and shorts
Tropical climate to cold climate does make a big difference. Me coming to the US for the first time 10 yrs ago straight from the Philippines, I was so cold I was wearing 2 layers. Took me a month to get adjusted to the summer weather, only for it to finally turn into autumn and I got cold again
AFAIK there are three options: Free will, predeterminism, and determinism. the difference between the last two is that one says that the future has been made in advance and we are puppets on strings of fate and the other says that the universe is all just atomic and subatomic clockwork and we are merely complex cogs within the greater machine. If you related the three ideas to a dice roll: free will would be the ability to roll the dice and control the value that they settle on. Predeterminism is if the dice were weighted such that there is only one way in which they could land no matter how they were thrown. Determinism is just a regular dice roll where the value of the dice is a result of all the physical interactions of matter and energies in the system. The fun thing is that free will (if it's even possible for such a thing to exist) and the /illusion/ of free will in a deterministic framework are indistinguishable so it doesn't really matter which is correct.
6:46 I think life is predetermined not by some god although I believe there is one but determined by luck you are lucky it was you that was born you are either lucky or unlocks for being born into the environment you were and to the parents you were you are lucky or unlucky to know the people you do all of that determines what kind of person you will be and what decisions there will be the way you act know could be drastically changed if you were unlucky to be born into a bad family and environment
