Michael Reeves' Unethical Video Ideas - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 31 

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mentally and physically torturing your friends for youtube videos

"All ethics are out of the window" "And now, so are the dogs"

God the beginning shot where teds a full head taller than our boy Michael is so fucking perfect

They couldve at sat him down at least next to charlie, instead of the two giants ted and schlatt.

Ted: what’s their weight limit Michael: 15 kilograms Ted: can you tell me that in American Michael: A fully loaded M60 with 1000 rounds of ammunition

This podcast shows just how much Michael holds back on his humor, I’m an OTV fanboy, but their wholesome content definitely has Michael censor himself more, if nothing held him back, I think we could see Michael Reeves play more of a FilthyFrank/iDubbz character

Ted abruptly bringing up DnD felt like a dad bringing up his child's interests when their friends are over to seem in touch

Michael Reeves, a known gremlin with massive destructive potential, and Chuckle Sandwich, a group of terribly threatening and scary probably-criminals, what a horrific combo. This is the best thing.

Schlatt’s confidence in his ability to beat a wolf in a 1 on 1 situation is either from ignorance or experience. Both of those would make me fear for my life if I was in the same room with him.

This podcast has two options, everyone talking coherently over top of each other and one person asking a question before 48 seconds of awkward silence and I love it.

Chapters: 00:00:00 - Michael Reeves on the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast 00:02:35 - Chatting About Robot Dogs and Gaslighting 00:05:21 - Boston Dynamics Robots, Snail Epiphragm, and Fossilization 00:07:45 - Robot Mishaps and Unrealistic Project Dreams 00:10:16 - The Hypothetical Unethical Videos You Can Make Without Ethics 00:13:17 - The Kitten Cannon and Mark Rober's Wild Ideas 00:15:50 - Sharks Behind Olympians, Gator Horror Movies, and Boston Dynamics Dogs with Guns 00:18:00 - Boston Dynamics Robots and the Possibility of an Uprising 00:22:58 - Catholic CCD Classes 00:25:26 - Dog and Landscape Windows XP Wallpapers 00:28:06 - A Husky or a Wolf? And Could You Take on a Wolf? 00:30:28 - Win a Tesla and Support a Great Cause, Plus Thoughts on Dogs and Cats, and a Discussion of Mercury Burials 00:33:22 - The Dangers of Drinking Mercury 00:36:00 - Twitter Personalities and Domesticated Animals 00:38:24 - Catapults, Adopting Pets, and Gaming Ethics 00:40:58 - Is it Racist to Wish for Defeating Racism? 00:43:34 - Playing Smash and Improving Skills 00:46:08 - Casual Gaming Chat and Introduction to Daisy and Namals 00:48:24 - Gaming Chats and Tangents 00:50:46 - Checking for Weapons and Bites in the Zombie Apocalypse 00:53:24 - Playing with Zombies like Dogs in Tomorrow War 00:55:48 - Falling from the Sky 00:58:04 - Daredevil Stunts and Fun Facts about Survival Techniques 01:00:25 - Rock Climbing and Cancer Myths 01:03:15 - Desperate Measures to Cover up an Embarrassing Incident 01:05:34 - Quitting sports for music, and the shredded backs of swimmers 01:08:07 - Discussing High School Band Camp and Hilarious Images 01:10:35 - High School Hackathons and Programming Inspiration 01:12:47 - Dropping out of College and Starting a Tech Company 01:15:16 - Cornering the coding market with fake ads 01:17:39 - The Art of "Acting Like You Belong": Adventures in Urban Exploration 01:20:04 - Sneaking into Buildings and the Tartar Sauce Movement 01:22:36 - A Discussion on Bacon and Video Games with Michael Reeves

I love how “Schlatt” is constantly trying (and failing) to make Michael uncomfortable throughout the podcast

"Would you make a CATapult?" "That's a little too on the nose" Yes, because subtlety is important when hurling people's pets into the sky

the slow mo guys with no ethics would be horrifying and entertaining

Ted literally every fucking episode: "audio listeners, love you to death" the whole 3 audio listeners: :D

Charlie’s snail bit was even funnier when he decided not to go through with it. I want this clipped

Schlatt is now the odd man out. He’s the only one without glasses.

Alright, who put Michael next to Ted? I've never actually realized how small Michael looks...so much chaotic energy in such a small body

micheal : "i wanted to make a baby killing drone" schlatt : "couldnt you do it abroad?" micheal : "obama already did it" im dead , that is so dark

The theory is that wolves realized that humans had food, so if they stayed close, they could take what was left, after the humans had moved. However the humans began to give food directly to the wolves, therefore, it was just beneficial staying with humans. The puppies of the wolves most likely was taken from the parents and then trained by the humans to follow commands with the reward of food. Another point about this theory, is the fact that dogs originated from wolves, yes, however there is many different types of wolves and some are more easily influenced than others (in the form of interactions with other species), due to their genetic quirks. Therefore, dogs could most likely been one of those genetically, easily influenced, wolf types. This is what I’ve read from books, so take this with a pinch of salt.

This is just a ploy for Ted to break Charlie’s kneecaps using Michael’s inventions

Michael spends the last 20 minutes revealing himself as an actual legit security threat

Speaking of how people used to worship cats in Egypt: An entire Egyptian army lost a war because their enemy’s strapped cats to their shields and the Egyptians refused to fight in fear of hurting the cats

Charlie saying “they were here before us, they’ll be here long after we’re gone.” Referring to gators rattled my bones

13:18 Even better idea here. If you were to use traps at the end of the trajectory, you'd have to precisely calibrate it for each cat you launched, and that's far too much work. Cats land on their feet because they are able to control how they roll in the air. So what you do instead is strap a battery to them and send electricity through them throughout the entire trajectory so they can't move around in the air to turn themselves.

It’s gonna be so hard returning to the old format cause god does the dynamic work even better when they are together in person. Also Michael as a guest was a 10/10 decision please bring him on again soon

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating unlimited bacon but playing no games

“Angry little elf” absolutely sent me bruh why Ted so fuckin funny

Also I'd like to say 17:33, Micheal literally called it. Some company has made a sniper rifle variant of the dog bot

I love how Michael looks like a little kid compared to everyone else

Schlatt: Would you commit adultery? Michael: God no, that’s the greatest racism of them all.

43:43 Literally one of the best bits of all time on the show, if I didn't know any better I would think it was scripted 😂😂

Michael and Charlie talking about their experience in band is crazy to listen to, being in marching band myself. Hearing Charlie basically give a rundown of my band experience is weird.

this is the one guest I have been excited for for so fucking long since Schlatt mentioned they had Michael on the show

“I’d game, but more racistly”-Charlie Slimecicle

So nice to see little Michael hanging out with the big kids

Fun fact: cats are the only domesticated animal that domesticated themselves, so that’s why they retain their pride- they were never beat into submission

11:55 I love the conflict on Michael's face here... he's on the verge of admitting he hates Lily's dog Temmie

This is what I learned in my anthropology class in college on the topic of dog and cat domestication. Dogs are the first animals humans have domesticated, I think the reason was for hunting? (Also for eating but that puts off a lot of people lol). Cats more or less domesticated themselves, basically after humans created settlements and farms there was more vermin in those areas, so cats hung around. humans noticed the cats, they kinda just existed by each other for a while and the rest is history.

Nice that Ted would bring his son to the podcast.

I love how Michael managed to avoid the fact that his girlfriend *owns* two crusty eyed dogs, making him a co-owner to said dogs. Edit: Yes, I'm aware the breed is Pomeranian, they're still crusty dogs no matter how expensive they are.

I used to watch Michael’s videos a lot and I’ve never realized how small Michael is until I seen him sitting with everyone

3:04 that laugh is already better than anything I’ve heard today Also, I’ve only watched the crankgameplays episode, the Ludwig episode, and this one, and they all talk about the zombie apocalypse. That’s awesome!!

I went to a baptist church for like 3 years when I was really young, we basically only went for free coffee/hot cocoa and donuts, but the church was pretty decent and kinda felt more like a daycare

Slime, milk, beer piss, and monkey nuts. These four elements existed in balance with one another to form the perfect podcast.

My favorite part about the NYPD robot dog hullabaloo on Twitter was reading thorough instructions on how to properly disable one by yoinking its battery within five minutes of seeing the topic trending; the diagram even instructed how to avoid the bot’s joints because pinching your finger in one would probably sever it.

Slimecicle quickly bailing out of the snail convo is such a mood edit: since they're talking about kirby mains I have to say that I am banned from playing kirby because I will just suck them up and jump off the edge like a madman

Micheal fits so unnaturally well into the podcast dynamic it scares me

This is the perfect podcast to fold the dishes to.

i love seeing 5'2 Michael next to 6'4 ted, nothin like father son bonding on the chuckle sandwich podcast

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing with my pet zombies to

Hearing the entire cast talk shit about the breed of dog that Michael’s girlfriend has and seeing him just sit quietly was so funny holy shit

« You know thats swimming around in his head » « Kids probably not gonna be » 15:50 Charlies joke always go unnoticed lmao

The funniest thing was reeves making the sea of thieves but joke and then after, Ted just got left in the water not realizing what happened😂

Michael loves participating in any kind of content besides his own

59:57 is markiplier also forcing Michael to go rock climbing like he did with Matt and Ryan. This man must be stopped.

Now this a great podcast to listen to while walking my fish.

As a blind person im so glad that you describe the color of the shirt Micheal is wearing!

Michael looks like Ted's younger brother excited to hangout with his friends

The sheer force of shlatt and Michael in the same room could cause a singularity

Michael is actually the oldest person out of all 4 of them.

It’s weird to think that Michael is the shortest and smallest guy in this podcast but also the oldest

I zoned out for a bit at 10:00 and halfway through taking a sip of water I just hear the words "dog-catapult" and I almost chocked

First episode of Chuckle Sandwich I've watched/listened to and I really enjoyed it

As soon as Michael started talking about a game concerning tossing ethics out the window I knew this video was gonna get BOLD and BRASH

Ted thats exactly how I found out about water being hard as concrete from a certain point. I loved Percy Jackson

“Hey Vsauce, Micheal here…what is the true meaning of fear?” *distant hellish screams*

I feel like Ted emphasizes “death” in “audio listeners, love you to death” a bit more every episode. Glad I’m a video listener

Love how nearly the entire episode schlatt and michael just constantly act like two kids at the back of class repeatedly doing an in-joke with the finger thing

34:00 the pharaoh they're talking about is actually a chinese emperor.

1:21:54 Charlie pulling Schlatt in and whispering into his ear is really something

This looks like big bro ted’s mom made him bring his little brother to hang out with his friends and michael has no idea what’s going on but he feels cool because he’s hanging out with the big kids

MrSark and APL Respawn Inbox question at the end! Nice one jschlatt that show was amazing :D

Ted: "15 kilograms. What's that in American?" Reeves: "A fully loaded M16 with 1,000 rounds"

"Should we explain that at all?" Sooo, no" is probably my favorite interaction of all time and I feel like it perfectly encapsulates this entire podcast

If ethics weren’t an issue I’d have an entire youtube channel just seeing how many balloons it took to make living things float. 1000 degree knife videos would look much different.

My friend had a half wolf dog. It was a whole thing where she assumed the dog was pregnant by another dog, but it was a wolf. The vet noticed and said she could keep one but had to fill out a ton of paperwork and I think get a permit. Apparently it was cool with her and it’s mom but not with anyone else. I saw it but never interacted with it.

this looks like three big uncles taking their nephew out for a drink

27:15 schlatt pulled that "friend" off perfectly

It pains me to listen to Ted talking about how short hopping and reversing back air is “hard” yet I love how schlatt just does the little brother strategy all game

I love how Ted is the one trying to ask questions and talk to the guests while Charlie and Schlatt are just sitting talking about snails

michael reeves fits yalls energy so well for some reason i want more of him

After watching the 1st episode of OTV's recent podcast, the DM convo mentioned in the beginning makes a lot more sense. lol

This is the crossover we needed Michael Reeves my favorite RU-vidr and slime sickle my second favorite both absolute comedic geniuses and goofy goobers

I want michael to build a catapult that *could* catapult a dog, where he just throws sand bags while hinting about using it on dogs the entire video. I want his audience to be truly concerned about what he will use it for off camera.

So inspiring seeing the chuckle sandwich podcast giving smaller youtubers exposure...

I feel like either micheal's really small or everyone on the chuckle sandwich podcast is extremely tall...or both.

Love how Charlie’s shirt just says “Tennis” like 8 times

49:55 Michael was SO fast with that too

Michael looks like a child next to the mountain, Ted

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while nothing can end hunger in Ohio

Around 45:21 Ted mentions Tucker and that’s so crazy to look back at lmao

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while at study hall in a catholic school

Michaels mind is an enigma. One enigma thst I enjoy

The way I audibly gasped. I've been starved of the Reeves content and I always wondered what Mr. Reeves and Schlatt in the same room would lead too....

I love how in almost every episode of the podcast they talk about the cruelest things to do to animals

something about miachel saying that the dog was "really big" because it went up to his waist while having to physically look up at ted made me laugh so hard

using math, i would choose "games + unlimited games + no more games" and since unlimited means infinity and no more games equals -infinity they would cancel eachother out, and i would get some games.

17:40 “they absolutely put a gun on that dog” Michael has insider knowledge

Charlie has made many great puns and Michael is unphased