Michael Rosen Describes EVERY SINGLE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE CHARACTER!!! 

I still can't get over the fact that Michael Rosen has canonically said "I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands."

The cut off in the "peach syrup" to be just "peach" is absolutely perfect

the way he so perfectly decribes each character is truly amazing

I love it every time he says "I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands". And it's always accurate as well.

It's amazing how nearly everything Michael Rosen says can describe a character in Smash Bros Ultimate.

Everyone complains about there being too many sword characters, but no one ever brings up the over-abundance of characters that could kill you in five seconds with their bare hands.

This is how you're supposed to do the "Michael Rosen describes" meme, not just recycle a handful of vague opinion sentences

I now realize how many times Michael has talked about killing people.

This one is beyond perfect.. A masterpiece 🙏🏻

2:31 that got WAY too much of a laugh out of me. like, WAY too hard.

Daisy's should've been "This isn't peach" as the only difference between the two are their idle animation.

Every time he repeats "I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands" I laugh harder than the last.

That Peach was genius

Every other characters: *enthusiastic* Mii: *mii*

Man truer words have never been spoken when Michael said “Mii-“

The most accurate describing the Smash Ultimate roster meme. Also “I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands.”

The " I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands." is pretty accurate for kazuya.

3:50 should have been "watch out everybody...the potato is really really really really REALLY hot"

0:33 is perfect

"GET OFF ME, THAT'S MY EAR" I'll never not appreciate the Mike Tyson reference XD

If no one understood the Little Mac one, Mike Tyson had an incident where he bit off an opponent's ear during a match.

Sonic is the speedy hamburger 1:43

Ryu, Ken, Terry: I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands Kazuya: I could kill you in 1 second with me bare hands

2:25 love this obscure joke :)

2:18 droppin bars, spittin flames

Michael Rosen content truly has ascended

New drinking game: Take a shot everytime he says "I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands"

Best "michael rosen describes" meme i've seen yet

A meme being a meme instead of a way to toss opinions around. Brilliant, I love it. Easily one of if not the best one of these I have seen.

The Queen of Holland!

Nobody: Mewtwo: I can hypnotize people

"to be fair if sonic was a burger he would be fast"

I love how ironically accurate a lot of these are to their gameplay and actual game history. Especially 0:33

"If I take a knife, I could just..."

"oh this is very good, this peach!" You, my friend, have earned a sub

1:54 why is this so accurate (for people who don't know, in Pikmin 2 you can explore caves)

I’m glad this isn’t baised so that way everyone can enjoy this video equally even if you’re least favourite character is someone’s favourite #respect

Okay the mii one got me

2:24 is this a reference to the time mike Tyson bit someone's ear?

I like how “I flip you over me shoulder and stab ya” is used to show how similar the FE characters are

gotta give you props, I laughed out loud pretty hard at ".......ME"

3:10 is absolutely perfect

This is the best one. Hands down. You're champion forever.

I was holding my laughter throughout this whole thing, but when it came to the Pac-Man part, I burst out laughing! (2:34 if anyone wants to see)

How have so little people seen this!? (Hope this ages poorly) Literally, this is one continuous, constantly funny joke. My favourite was probably the one about Peach, since it caught me off guard so much XD Edit: Hooray for it aging poorly :D

Me: passes my dog some food My dog: 2:34

Jigglypuff's was perfect. I love what you did for the Miis.

I think this might be the best one of these ever. You sir, have won

2:58 Based

Brruuuhhh the one with Simon and Richter! Looks like he was genuinely talking about Castlevania! 😭😭😂

3:29 A missed opportunity for “I could kill you in 5 seconds, with me bear-“

Brawl ZSS is still my favourite design of all her iterations

I almost choked at how accurate the Steve one was

Amazing. This is how Michael Rosen Describes should be done. Fantastic. Nice.

Absolutely brilliant Peach, Mewtwo, Mii and Ridley got me good

2:32 perfect

Kirby: "I could kill you in 2 seconds with me bare mouth"

that Kirby one tho 💀💀

Perhaps the most unique Rosen video.

This is immensely underrated. This is perfect

The moral of the story is a lot of characters can kill you with their bare hands and knives

0:14 Kirby + Rosen = INHALE

Love how kirby is just him inhaling

Thank you SO much for not just reusing the same 5 or so quotes over and over again. This was so so good.

"You come to kill me, and I go for me knife" -Metaknight when Susie is attempting to robotize him

Olimar part was perfect and spot on

Amazing! These are so much better than the ones just using the 'nice' and 'peach syrup' ones over and over

It’s nice to see a video meme of Michael Rosen that doesn’t overuse the peach syrup, the cherry on the top and the nice.

How he described my mains: “**Blows out fire**” “I could kill you in 5 seconds with my bare hands.” “Solomon the Cat”

Just that "Me" for the mii fighters is great

Kirby and Ness were my favs, had me rolling XD

Is the world of Disney doomed if the Keyblade is stuck?

I love when memes make it to some of my all time fav franchises!

I love that this is actually a variety of his lines, and not just “Really good.” *click* “Noice.” “A bit rich, but okay.” “Mmmmm, oh yes this is peach syrup again!” “I don’t like it very much.” repeated ad nauseum.

The marth one is just so good

The subtle Mike Tyson joke with the ear comment on Little Mac absolutely made this video 😂😂

As a Wario main, I wasn’t disappointed

UNDERATED MASTERPEICE!!!

One of the best out there!

"You could freeze a fart" and "Down behind the dustbin i met a dog called Wayne" made me laugh.

1:19 2:58 humans may be constantly fighting amongst each other and having wars but i think we can all unite just this once on this

The way how he LITERALLY described jiggs caught me totally off guard

"The keys stuck"

"I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands" *Yep that's Kazuya Mishima alright*

The legend is still alive!'

Jigglypuff's clip was just perfection

0:38 so random xD

I love this *Popping sound* Nice!

Piranha plant “It’s a terrifying creation”

I love my mains “Me-“ “A Terrifying Creature…” “Ancient! & Traditional!” “What are you able to build with your blocks?”

It was great waiting to see if the next sword user was either going to flip me over their shoulder and stab me, or just go for their knife.

Video of the year award i adored every second, and I kept laughing at the repeated 2 or 3 clips for the sword fighters. Amazing vid, like earned with flying colours! =)

"What are u able to build with your blocks" the most accurate minecraft description

I love that Piranha Plant is described as a terrifying creature despite the fact it would have fit over literally any of the other terrifying villains in Smash! Yes, you must all fear the Plant and it’s gang

i'm in awe at how consistently hilarious this is throughout.

“You come to kill me and I go for me knife!” Ayo, Rosen is a G. lol

I appreciate that the characters who happen to have swords weren't the only ones who shared quotes.

I’m like kinda mad at how much I laughed at “Oh this is good. This is…Peach-“

999% perfect!

It took me a while to figure out why he said "That's my ear!" about little mac, then I remembered. He fought Mike Tyson.