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@ComedyBites 2 года назад

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@rednaxela69 3 года назад

How could they leave out “well well well, how the turn tables...”

@OmmieFerguson 3 года назад

YEEEEESSSSS. I needed that one

@Linda-lu2jy 3 года назад

MHM

@1theofficefan835 3 года назад

HOW COULD THEY?!

@fancyfrog297 3 года назад

I wanted that too 😔

@mrdeeganjr8661 3 года назад

I use that phrase all the time

@dwightk.schrute3721 3 года назад

"Dont be an idiot" changed my life.

@Joeyczhu 3 года назад

KISS. Keep it simple, stupid

@hedgehogcuber6848 3 года назад

@@Joeyczhu Hurts my feelings every time

@giada2918 3 года назад

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: " would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do NOT do that thing.

@husaynbootwala1729 3 года назад

Identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer every year.

@juicebloom 3 года назад

kiss!

@hotdamndan9892 3 года назад

"I'm an early bird and night owl. So I am wise, and... I have worms." Still one of the underrated M. Scott quotes.

@deepsharma8591 2 года назад

Early bird gets the bird

@heysup7014 2 года назад

I'm your 666th like

@vsezaye 2 года назад

Who's your worm guy?

@kaitlynmiller1833 2 года назад

@@heysup7014

@malhar073 2 года назад

What does i have worms means? Can anyone explain that quote

@comedyhub9679 3 года назад

"Tell David to call me ASAP as possible" 😂😂

@stigv5474 3 года назад

Not that funny tbh

@comedyhub9679 3 года назад

@@stigv5474 It is when Michael says it

@SahibpreetKaur 3 года назад

hahahaha good one

@yaseenkallayi425 2 года назад

smh my head

@murcielagoXO 2 года назад

David: "Hello sweetie!" Michael: "This is not sweetie this is MICHAEL SCOTT!"

@keshavvaidhya8082 3 года назад

"Little kid lover, in that way people will know exactly where my priorities are" - Michael

@Myopnion123 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lucas_188 2 года назад

My favourite line

@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 2 года назад

“😳” - Ryan

@juansecatella1705 3 года назад

One of my favourites is after Michael tells Pam about him and her mom: *"That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset."*

@jaxeden 3 года назад

This is so funny I missed it when watching… Every line is so intentional

@lailas-in-space 2 года назад

I wanna know what he expected to happen. He probably expected her to accept him as his new father XD

@hellofin02 3 года назад

"STANLEY, STANLEY, BARACK IS PRESIDENT!!! YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY!!" cracks me up everytime

@elenajoseph6630 2 года назад

that entire cold open gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

@shabnammother962 3 года назад

"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do"

@virtualbro8571 2 года назад

Me always 😂😂😂

@abeydou4372 3 года назад

"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

@owencreatescontent7073 3 года назад

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - Abeydou

@thetruth9803 3 года назад

@@owencreatescontent7073 "fk off" - TheTruth

@michaelpp5125 3 года назад

@@thetruth9803 “hey guys” - me :)

@yashgupta7150 Год назад

Best quote !

@julia77__ 6 дней назад

which episode? season?

@lailas-in-space 3 года назад

"As a doctor, you would not tell a patient that they have cancer"

@kryptonian1371 3 года назад

Lmao

@drlecter3608 2 года назад

that one is genius 😂

@lailas-in-space 2 года назад

@@drlecter3608 yup

@hastwper6682 2 года назад

Downsizing

@Clonesoldier501 2 года назад

@@hastwper6682 that pfp xD

@wansamekharumnuid925 3 года назад

"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke ...that’s why it’s a joke" - Michael Scott

@Mario-xx7jn 3 года назад

“I don’t care if you’re gay or straight or overweight just get into the conference room.”

@Y20XTongvaLand Год назад

Lmao

@MarfaDarf Год назад

''I would never say it to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.'' - Michael Scott

@thibautisserant Год назад

Oscar : "Why would not say that to her face ?!"

@akw1819 3 года назад

“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be”

@mavejames9338 3 года назад

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.

@coffeestain8147 2 года назад

I think he misspelled wedding to welding 😭

@averagestreamer5854 3 года назад

Is it just me, but “fool me twice, strike three” actually is a good one to live by?

@leannna 3 года назад

I swear there was a song with a lyric similar to that

@sofia_6005 3 года назад

@@leannna yeah, I think the song is "no time to die" by billie eilish guess it's that part of the lyrics: "fool me once, fool me twice" or I'm just completely wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@televal5204 3 года назад

@@sofia_6005 not only that, Rainn Wilson went to Billies house and questioned her about The Office trivia to see if she were really a big fan

@televal5204 3 года назад

@@sofia_6005 but the actual song they may be referring to is "fool my once, strike one, fool me twice, strike three" by Rosematter

@aryanbharadwaj2286 2 года назад

@@leannna fool me one time, shame on you. fool me two times, can't put the blame on you- j.cole

@ammarkhan6883 3 года назад

Whoever wrote Michael Scott dialogues is a genius 👌

@belleliu7921 3 года назад

you know the actor for mose wrote it right? his name is michael shurr. freaking legend

@The-Dudeee 3 года назад

@@belleliu7921 I did not know that. Thank you.

@belleliu7921 3 года назад

@@The-Dudeee the actors for Ryan and Kelly are also 2 of the main writers. which i find so hilariously ironic because they are 2 of the dumber characters in the show haha

@Synapticgamingchannel 3 года назад

@@belleliu7921 also paul lieberstein aka toby is a writer, amazing how they involved in acting

@parryyotter 3 года назад

@@belleliu7921 The writers split episodes between them and then after writing would make edits. So all the writers wrote for Michael, not just Mike Schur.

@shaymitchell3689 3 года назад

*”I need two men on this. That what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!”*

@creedbratton382 2 года назад

this one should come in a shell 😂😂😂

@laestrella9727 6 месяцев назад

Love that one.. delivery was perfect

@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад

"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other" *Sweet home Electric City*

@paveldemchenko6752 3 года назад

Every parents dream

@denisesoria3115 2 года назад

I SEE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO COMMENT SECTION WE HAVE LIKE EVERYTHING THE SAME LIKING

@AnasKhan-mi1yx 2 года назад

Scranton what !!!

@emrysheidi 2 года назад

@@AnasKhan-mi1yx the electric city

@jocelyncorrea835 2 года назад

Jan:”I guess I underestimated you” Michael: “Okay well maybe next time you will estimate me”

@kodywalker1058 3 года назад

“There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It’s like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.”

@nitinchauhan365 3 года назад

"Dwight,you ignorant SL*T" is by far the best Michael Scott quote I've heard

@theartofpixels 3 года назад

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors”

@spectre6275 3 года назад

"And you my friend would be the belle of the ball, don't drop the soap don't drop the soap"

@LakerGold24-8 3 года назад

"Yeah, well thank you, Andy. Tanks."

@sweettea527 2 года назад

You mean like Harry Potter?

@arjavmehta4655 2 года назад

There are no movies in prison

@MF_JONES 3 года назад

I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should've known... "Poop ball?"

@drlecter3608 2 года назад

lmao!

@coffeestain8147 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@whyeeolivia 2 года назад

this one 😂

@annalise9 2 года назад

Yes!! 🙌🏼😸💩

@deedL3 2 года назад

lmaooo i feel so bad for him but it's too funny

@deveshbhambhani8896 3 года назад

"A good manager doesn't fire people, he hires people. People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business."

@xox0143 2 года назад

This is actually some I really cherish

@emailforyoutube1105 2 года назад

"I am so impressed with the potential you see in me" Michael G. Scott

@samuraisiammgaming4482 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rp71284 3 года назад

"This wine has an oaky afterbirth"

@halyketarrant 3 года назад

“I’m not a bad guy! I’m a good guy... who runs over women with his car.”

@LakerGold24-8 3 года назад

The outtakes of Steve trying to get that line out are almost funnier than the actual line. You can tell how funny it is by how hard he tries to say it and not break. Best show ever created besides BrBa

@shiprasingh6360 2 года назад

"Powerpoints are the peacocks of the world. All show, no meat." My forever favorite quote.

@bree7973 3 года назад

"No rest for the sick." Now every time I'm sick, I live by that quote. *Edit: My other favorite thing Michael has said was "My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many of them." Most underrated quote from Michael Scott/His mom*

@chrismccaffrey8256 2 года назад

Please rest when you're sick :)

@sofielamy 2 года назад

That's actually a nice concept to accept mediocrity and that there's nothing wrong with it.

@waldensiansylph4869 2 года назад

It’s originally from Abraham Lincoln, in slightly different words. He said he had a dream where a man was commenting that he looked too common/ average to be president. He quipped “the Lord prefers common looking people. That’s why he made so many of us”. Bookworm here 😅

@ale942009 3 года назад

"well, jan has this schoolgirl fantasy...i just...i feel uncomfortable wearing the dress."

@srock1165 2 года назад

i'll just leave this here 0:00 "an improversation" 0:10 "afraid of how much they love me" 0:32 "you guy are 2 metals...gold medals" 0:54 "i'm a little stitious" 1:09 "idc if he murdered his entire family" 1:17 "WELL I HATED IT A LOT!" 1:50 "don't ever, for any reason..." 2:28 "i have cause- it is be cause i hate him" 2:45 "it's every parents dream" 2:57 "but fool me twice, strike three" 3:14 "if a baby were president" 4:04 "an office is for not dying" 4:19 "happy bday jesus- sry ur party's so lame" 4:33 "STANLEY BARACK IS PRESIDENT!" 4:42 "you don't arrest a guy delivering drugs from one guy to another" 4:56 "the worst thing about prison was the dementaws" 5:18 🎶 first i was afraid i was petrified 🎶 5:30 "he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family" 5:41 "whomever's name is toby" 5:58 "i'm gonna start dating her even harder" 6:11 "this office is like a dragon" 6:17 "i'd shoot toby twice" 6:24 "should've burned this place down when i had the chance" 6:35 "and who is jesus's dad?" 6:43 "so sue me- no, don't sue me" 7:03 "come on, i need this!" 7:15 "i'm optimistic because everyday i get a little more desperate" 7:32 "think. think with your head, Pam"

@artinthewater 3 года назад

“Desperate situations yield the quickest results” is actually one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard

@myloveisgod 3 года назад

"But, you know, I’m not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home."

@abbyhoffman253 3 года назад

I would give literally anything in order to watch the office for the first time again

@virtualbro8571 2 года назад

Include me too

@hastwper6682 2 года назад

Have your cousin hit your head with baseball bat , worked for me but only for the first time .

@Myopnion123 2 года назад

@@hastwper6682 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cam0987 2 года назад

I still haven't completed it.

@x1dl 2 года назад

I’ve never seen it i guess i should

@SomeOrdinaryMan 2 года назад

Underrated quote "Well, got almost everybody, so...Holly's my family now. She's my family, and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?"

@lucadellamaddalena44 3 года назад

Apparently in the medicine community negative means good, which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would be chaos

@LoicReviews 2 года назад

I never realised that Michael basically did a typo and searched for "welding" lmaooo

@traderparkboy4274 2 года назад

Golden moment

@joeb5958 2 года назад

Oscar: “So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…” Michael: “I’ll be six.”

@arturoperez3826 11 месяцев назад

This one is so underrated I LOVE IT!

@aayushkr3524 3 года назад

"I saved a life today...my own"

@mavejames9338 3 года назад

am i a hero?

@LakerGold24-8 3 года назад

@@mavejames9338 I really can't say but yes.

@virtualbro8571 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@coffeestain8147 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@gulz4u 3 года назад

Some of these are actually full of wisdom. ❤️

@manuk2803 3 года назад

😂😂😂 yeahh

@phillipwalk3r 3 года назад

The first one though-

@darkfire170 3 года назад

That’s what she said

@giada2918 3 года назад

Tbh I'm not a native speaker and I always thought that the "fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three" was legit a thing bc it kinda makes sense lol

@gulz4u 3 года назад

@@giada2918 Yeah. That does make sense actually 😁

@pollianylima13 3 года назад

He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear, or speak. This is how he led a nation. -Michael Scott

@kdgadi 3 года назад

That phyllis wedding quote is so underrated! I lost it when he said "gold medals" the first time I lost it.

@virtualbro8571 2 года назад

I didn't get it.... please help me

@pakshalbagrecha9074 2 года назад

@@virtualbro8571 he said (looked up) the defination of welding instead of wedding, and then medals istead of metals. Ans it's just the he could say it like something very touchy, when he doesn't even know what he is saying...

@NicoleCzarnecki 2 года назад

@@pakshalbagrecha9074 , actually, “wedding” does have a definition related to welding.

@cozycasasmr4510 2 года назад

Ikr its so clever the medals vs metals part, I wish I knew who wrote that specific line

@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 2 года назад

“The most important part of a speech is the opening line” - Michael Scott

@cir0plus 3 года назад

"of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, of all the idiot worlds, you stand alone"

@lem.9120 8 месяцев назад

when was that?

@donenone2544 Месяц назад

@@lem.9120goodbye Toby. Last episode of season 4, at the interview

@michaelvillasis1264 3 года назад

"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

@batgurrl 3 года назад

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me actually sums up Michael’s psyche perfectly .❤️

@levifromthehood 2 года назад

Let's be honest, Season 1-7 is a huge Michael Scott once said moment. You can only love this guy.

@addisonwurth6541 3 года назад

“we’re not gonna die of radon, we’re gonna die of boredom”

@leahjoy6422 3 года назад

Toby: Radon is a silent killer Michael: You're the silent killer Toby (whispering): You'll see

@foundmee 3 года назад

This is so underrated 🤣🤣

@DjokerFan 2 года назад

@@leahjoy6422 and the strangler was born!

@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад

As a fellow philosopher, Michael Scott only speaks the language of the gods

@LifeOfExo 3 года назад

Hey it's u again

@gradymeier2020 3 года назад

Love you Kim 😘

@cfn2661 3 года назад

“WHERE ARE THE TURTLESSSSSSS”

@nitishvishwanathhatapaki 3 года назад

"I Would Never Call Him That If I Knew. You Don't Call Retarded People Retards, It's Bad Taste. You Call Your Friends Retards When They Are Acting Retarded. And I Consider Oscar A Friend." -M. Scott

@harshmudliar3737 Год назад

You didn't pick my favourite from the CPR scene: " If we come across someone with no arms and legs, do we bother resuscitating them? .......... Pam's reaction too is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@distinctivenobody 3 года назад

I love the format of this clip. The lead up to the quote where you might not know what it is and the revelation with the imposed comment is *chef's kiss. Do more of these please!

@myeahonline 3 года назад

Right? Out-of-context is funny too, but giving the backstory to the line really puts Michael’s character into perspective.

@thezealot4159 3 года назад

"everyone deserves a second second chance"

@patarikisoterion9899 3 года назад

“I hate so much about the things you choose to be”- Michael Scott

@pixelknight1295 3 года назад

"they took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride"

@ronaldbanks-mw2ou Год назад

1:59 the absolute funniest sentence ever, from anyone that's anywhere at anytime whatsoever for any reason in anyway

@mavejames9338 3 года назад

I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.

@annabanna123 3 года назад

“It’s going to be huge. We’re going to have RU-vid come out and film it.”

@Jayzone702 Год назад

Michael really confused wedding and welding. God the writers on this show were amazing

@artiegoodman5571 3 года назад

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"

@Abbekej 2 года назад

"An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max.... An office is a place where dreams come true."

@michaeldunkle9071 3 года назад

“Oh it’s just a social club, like the French Revolution .”

@Ogstickman 3 года назад

Pam: "Be Quiet My Mother is coming" Michael: "That's what she Said...No...wait...

@TheGeekMonster 3 года назад

3:05 I just noticed the certificate on the wall behind Michael is for owning a watch, not for anything work-related LOL.

@darroosay 3 года назад

“No Dwight. Respect. R E S-svee-T find out what it means to me!”

@ousmanediakhaby8339 2 года назад

1:54 a perfect example of Michael starting a sentence without knowing how it's gonna end

@Yora21 2 года назад

As one of my teachers one said to me "First thinking, then talking."

@walter6636 2 года назад

it's from the same scene

@Dandylion567 2 года назад

The part at 5:28 is actually so incredibly clever because he went from one song about staying alive to another about being able to survive. It's the definition of "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."

@matthewposton3243 3 года назад

6:07 Well that could’ve gone one of two ways…but I did not expect Pam to get upset

@Soccerwizzard1234 3 года назад

"I will divide and count to it" -Michael Scott

@danielmorales4496 3 года назад

"Fax?, Why don't you just bring it over on a dinosaur"

@mskrisemilie 2 года назад

The best thing about his show is the facial expressions/mannerisms. Hands down.

@sherlock3134 3 года назад

I wish there was a dictionary full of words and phrases that Michael misquoted

@BiasedSportsFan 3 года назад

That would probably be the only dictionary I would ever use lol

@lrzhi 3 года назад

“RESPECT. R E S ... - PeeSvEee-~T… find out what it means to me”

@vsezaye 2 года назад

Jimothy

@Dan_- Год назад

Spiderface.

@AbdurRahman-ml3zm Год назад

Toby is in HR so technically he's not in part of our family, And also he's devorced so he isn't a part of his family too This one got me always 🤣😂🤣😂

@blackie1590 2 года назад

“Well Michael maybe I underestimated you.” “Well maybe next time you should estimate me.”

@sivum6919 3 года назад

“I am ready to get hurt again”

@TheGeekMonster 3 года назад

I demand a second version of Michael Scott quotes.

@beatmymeat8233 2 года назад

"you don't deserve her" one of my favorites and "that's what she said"

@scottbandy5875 3 года назад

“Too much change is not a good thing! Ask the climate.”

@rathisivakumar3525 2 года назад

"I knew exactly what to do but in a much more sense I had no idea what to do" -Michael Gary Scott

@samuraisiammgaming4482 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@emailforyoutube1105 2 года назад

"Who let the lemonhead inside....you are a waste of time and you should give up"

@gotie1389 2 года назад

"I'm an early bird and night owl so I'm wise and I have worms "

@rathisivakumar3525 2 года назад

"You dont deserve her dwight" "Thank you michael"

@samuraisiammgaming4482 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@emailforyoutube1105 2 года назад

He said the same to kevin too

@aaryatodankar4949 3 года назад

I'm actually afraid of how much I love him

@megaedge2762 Год назад

My favorite was always what he said after the Micheal Scott Paper Company made their first sale: “Who would’ve thought, that the one thing that would save this company would be work?”

@alexander1995s 2 года назад

"Why are you.. the way that you are?" My all-time favorite Michael Scott quote

@RoshanSingh-hq8il 3 года назад

He never fails to put a smile on my face "That's what she said"

@MuraGX 3 года назад

Michael: “…This chat. Two men, one white, one latina.”

@MeloKing 3 года назад

“That baby’s gonna have a lot of hair”

@BlueGearHeads 3 года назад

thank you for including the context for all of these instead of just putting them in a vacuum! So much better with context.

@SithArbiter1157 2 года назад

Dwight: Don't do it, Michael! Michael: (whispers) It's a million dollar sale...

@CarlyGayJepsen 2 года назад

“I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he’s like a son to me” this way such a clever joke I didn’t get it at first LMFAOOOOOOO

@sarah-angelhopa6347 2 года назад

my all time favourite is his phrases of “yessh” & “yeppers” 😂😂

@destinyhernandez2352 2 года назад

My personal favorite MGS quotes: - “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott” - “You’re gonna be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you should get used to it.” (To Toby) - “Jim, James, Jimothy. Well, Jimothy, the thing is… Ugh that’s weird. You mind if I call you Jim?”