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Michelle Obama's Fast Car Speech  

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@dinoflame9696
@dinoflame9696 8 месяцев назад
I like to imagine Tim has his eyes closed throughout, behind those sunglasses.
@-Siculus-Hort-
@-Siculus-Hort- 8 месяцев назад
now i see that in my mind...but his eyes are swollen shut from conjunctivitis and pink eye..
@HowsYourFaceFeel
@HowsYourFaceFeel 8 месяцев назад
@@-Siculus-Hort- like in shallow hal
@thestoicwhinger
@thestoicwhinger 8 месяцев назад
Dinner plates
@severalwhitespaces
@severalwhitespaces 8 месяцев назад
Double barrel pink-eye.
@beezyburna
@beezyburna 8 месяцев назад
i like to imagine he’s blind 😂
@milesh3651
@milesh3651 8 месяцев назад
Part of what I like about Tim Dillon is that he has said he's gay, but being gay is not what makes him funny at all. For lesser comedians being gay is all they have.
@opiebluwsit9751
@opiebluwsit9751 8 месяцев назад
Hmm. You seem focused on gayness. Interesting.
@pancakes4140
@pancakes4140 8 месяцев назад
Cope
@Chames_Chaikowski
@Chames_Chaikowski 8 месяцев назад
I like to believe that the whole Tim Dillon being gay thing is just a long running bit and one day he’s gonna come out of the closet that he’s straight .
@senior_potato2094
@senior_potato2094 8 месяцев назад
Who cares
@SheaRoberts
@SheaRoberts 8 месяцев назад
Sounds kinda gay
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 8 месяцев назад
Tim now has video clips to help pay his Airbnb cleaning fees.
@JohnBurgundy66
@JohnBurgundy66 8 месяцев назад
And not a moment too soon, I say.
@TheJagerbomb17
@TheJagerbomb17 8 месяцев назад
Made me lol
@bnol03686
@bnol03686 8 месяцев назад
Tim stayed at my airbnb and left a dead guy in the bath tub
@thehonesttruth8808
@thehonesttruth8808 8 месяцев назад
Was it Tim’s twin brother, “lib Tim”?
@dukejivetalker7541
@dukejivetalker7541 8 месяцев назад
Used condoms and burger wrappers galore
@squirrel3200
@squirrel3200 8 месяцев назад
"For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles." 🤣
@robertfeil1828
@robertfeil1828 8 месяцев назад
And the other 399,995 go to the politicians 👨‍⚖️
@SJM6791
@SJM6791 8 месяцев назад
😂
@knowledgeispower9736
@knowledgeispower9736 8 месяцев назад
One of Tim's best bits, for sure. He was so spot in with this one
@johndhaskell
@johndhaskell 8 месяцев назад
Tim drinking from a petit bottle of water is adorable.
@Sev92
@Sev92 8 месяцев назад
That's actually a normal sized water bottle.
@tres311
@tres311 8 месяцев назад
@@Sev92technically…it’s a large petit
@tchrisou812
@tchrisou812 8 месяцев назад
"Taken out like Old Yeller" 🔫🤣
@kliquid
@kliquid 8 месяцев назад
"And some of the people will know that it's the lyrics to Fast Car but it won't matter...." LMFAOOOOOO!!!
@masminor
@masminor 8 месяцев назад
Mike always liked fast cars and cigarettes.
@ryukyutx7949
@ryukyutx7949 8 месяцев назад
Big Mike always Epsteins Barry's boy toys.
@lucysingh506
@lucysingh506 8 месяцев назад
Boys and their toys … 😅😂
@mikejohnston7111
@mikejohnston7111 8 месяцев назад
I concur
@gagillion
@gagillion 8 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@jacobh674
@jacobh674 8 месяцев назад
Don’t we all?
@jackp.3605
@jackp.3605 8 месяцев назад
Omg so glad they clipped this, best TD rant ever
@ListenCarefullyGentlemen
@ListenCarefullyGentlemen 8 месяцев назад
I need an entire album of Tim just reading various song lyrics
@aarontrzeciak2298
@aarontrzeciak2298 8 месяцев назад
Love this idea. Great comedic delivery by Tim. Kind of channeling a bizarro Alex jones or rush Limbaugh. Somehow in a good way.
@-Siculus-Hort-
@-Siculus-Hort- 8 месяцев назад
tim is really bill hicks.
@JokeWRLD
@JokeWRLD 8 месяцев назад
"its still bad and its gonna be bad" 😂
@tchrisou812
@tchrisou812 8 месяцев назад
🤣 - hey man, I love what you do on your channel too
@snowboarder50000
@snowboarder50000 8 месяцев назад
"Enthralled" at 12:23 is the word tims lookng for.
@dominionhardware7267
@dominionhardware7267 8 месяцев назад
I think he was going for enraptured.
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 5 месяцев назад
Ensorcelled!
@Donnie-sh9md
@Donnie-sh9md 8 месяцев назад
Driving stick makes you faster- Big Mike lol
@GRANDDOSE
@GRANDDOSE 8 месяцев назад
Tim Dillon 2024
@TeamBOBBYEE
@TeamBOBBYEE 8 месяцев назад
He’s not the president we need or deserve , but I kinda really want
@Jeff-tt7wj
@Jeff-tt7wj 8 месяцев назад
The absolute euphoria I’d feel if Tim became president would be enough to mask the pain of everything I care about crumbling before my eyes and my fingers getting bitten off by homeless people.
@metamorphicme9378
@metamorphicme9378 8 месяцев назад
I didn't understand the beginning of this and then as the picture started coming together.........oh boy!!! A Tim Dillon Masterpiece. Love from South Africa 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@djburns318
@djburns318 8 месяцев назад
The "Doja Cat" slip in at 8:59 had me rolling
@updownkid
@updownkid 8 месяцев назад
Yes! I can 100% see it in my mind.
@calistafalcontail
@calistafalcontail 7 месяцев назад
Tim should write movie/show scripts. The way he captures peoples essence and society is perfect.
@jimrobertson7900
@jimrobertson7900 8 месяцев назад
Norm was the first openly closeted comedian
@biblicaltawk1948
@biblicaltawk1948 8 месяцев назад
*deeply closeted
@kaliforniacated
@kaliforniacated 8 месяцев назад
Tim is truly a high level PR fake business person
@putuharris
@putuharris 8 месяцев назад
Big Mike
@paulsansonetti7410
@paulsansonetti7410 7 месяцев назад
Somebody seriously needs to put Tim's amazing rants in some semblance of a ranking based on how amazing they are
@KellieJohnsenArt
@KellieJohnsenArt 8 месяцев назад
The fast car lyrics got me 😂
@adamcarrier1543
@adamcarrier1543 2 месяца назад
This has aged very well in light of the DNC 😂
@Addhandletokontinue
@Addhandletokontinue 8 месяцев назад
This administration just approved 1billion for US air ports meanwhile Maui and Lahaina citizens are still struggling. Our gov. Was reluctant to even provide the 330million in aid which is no where near enough of what Hawaii needs.
@kellenjakopovic8359
@kellenjakopovic8359 8 месяцев назад
I kept looking at his hat thinking it was a Twins hat paired with the $2 billion sunglasses but i know there isn’t a Twins hat more than $40
@MasterB8r420
@MasterB8r420 8 месяцев назад
If he just did this off top with no planning or suggestions, tims a comedic genius
@dizmation
@dizmation 8 месяцев назад
0:33 "I'm not a Human Being" there you have it folks. All Ai manipulative nonsense.
@bumfuzzled123
@bumfuzzled123 8 месяцев назад
The comedian was Jim Nabors.
@Joanne-vr4zu
@Joanne-vr4zu 8 месяцев назад
Correct
@regalsurvivor3418
@regalsurvivor3418 8 месяцев назад
I died at free Palestine 😂😂😂
@Bennyzdaily
@Bennyzdaily 14 дней назад
My stomach still hurts from laughing. "You and I can BOTH get jobs"
@tyler7937
@tyler7937 8 месяцев назад
The gay comedian Tim is referring to is Jim Nabors. aka Gomer Pyle
@GrahamBo44
@GrahamBo44 4 дня назад
lol, half nailed it
@halomc322
@halomc322 8 месяцев назад
How does Tim not have a mil subs yet? I do like him with other guest(s) most tho
@endreverland811
@endreverland811 8 месяцев назад
"I don't know his name, and I'm not gonna find it out". This is why I love Tim :D
@123G-r4d
@123G-r4d 8 месяцев назад
The greatest Irish American since JFK.
@geoff3103
@geoff3103 8 месяцев назад
Tim is the best! So can't wait to see him in Joker 2!
@gerardmooney9912
@gerardmooney9912 8 месяцев назад
Your tickets for Dublin go on Friday. I can't wait to see you live!!
@StigmaX
@StigmaX 8 месяцев назад
Will someone please pay my mortgage?
@thehonesttruth8808
@thehonesttruth8808 8 месяцев назад
Why?
@thestoicwhinger
@thestoicwhinger 8 месяцев назад
How oppressed are you tho
@StigmaX
@StigmaX 8 месяцев назад
I'm oppressed by my mortgage and not free to do anything until it's paid.
@bbeaup
@bbeaup 8 месяцев назад
@@StigmaXsucks to suck. get better comments too.
@toddjohnson566
@toddjohnson566 8 месяцев назад
Yea I gotchu
@burny890
@burny890 8 месяцев назад
That would 100% work for sure tbh 😂😂😂
@justinklein5116
@justinklein5116 4 месяца назад
Revisiting this after the debate😂
@LuminarSeekers
@LuminarSeekers 8 месяцев назад
Welcome to Timmy d’s “all you can swallow” buffet of ideas
@Z.November
@Z.November 8 месяцев назад
Doja cat would def tilt the scales
@nextbizzy
@nextbizzy 8 месяцев назад
Tim rocking the polo!
@GenericScreenName808
@GenericScreenName808 2 месяца назад
Well he pretty much nailed it
@garyhynes
@garyhynes 8 месяцев назад
Hilarious Tim. And true. Politicians in Ireland were quoting from Lord of the Rings during covid lockdown.
@emaportela4398
@emaportela4398 8 месяцев назад
Brilliant 😂😂😂
@jondaniel6948
@jondaniel6948 8 месяцев назад
FINALLY SEE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LIVING! 😅
@84nob25
@84nob25 8 месяцев назад
Some Eric Cartman ahh content
@clamsoup
@clamsoup 8 месяцев назад
Tim is Kennedy adjacent. Good stuff.
@Jesseviersprobablydad
@Jesseviersprobablydad 8 месяцев назад
F*cking couldn't breathe 😂
@Ammon6
@Ammon6 8 месяцев назад
Magic Mike could do that. He's/she's magic wand can rule the world. I wish him/her well.
@DibosUSA
@DibosUSA 8 месяцев назад
As soon as Trump starts saying he’s the first one ever do anything, everyone is trying to fact check him. But when it’s a black gay woman transitioning into a man, nobody wants to criticize.
@ricozorro
@ricozorro 8 месяцев назад
"Do they even bring it up?"
@cheryldavis8000
@cheryldavis8000 8 месяцев назад
Tim, please do a Michelle Obama "When They Go Low, We Go Lower" speech. Please, please, please!
@ryanbailey5709
@ryanbailey5709 8 месяцев назад
This was gold!
@tamtrinh174
@tamtrinh174 8 месяцев назад
They would make a dog a president next time because that will be the first time
@-Siculus-Hort-
@-Siculus-Hort- 8 месяцев назад
a dead dog brought back from the dead that's trangzgandered.
@geoff3103
@geoff3103 8 месяцев назад
ONLY thing funnier than this would be a 1988 video of Biden plagiarizing this song while campaigning in the primary.
@orangemanbad
@orangemanbad 8 месяцев назад
BIG MIKE IN DA HOUSE!!
@mongreen81
@mongreen81 8 месяцев назад
Tim, saw you in Boston last night….youre a fucking legend 😂
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker 8 месяцев назад
Tim “I’m not a human being” Dillon everybody
@DebatinPlot
@DebatinPlot 8 месяцев назад
"enthralled" was the word you were looking for tim...
@Tondars
@Tondars 8 месяцев назад
From beyond the grave Maya Angelou has new rhymes about Dark Brandon & Pfizer
@godessofyouguess
@godessofyouguess 8 месяцев назад
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ur killin me Tim!!!
@TheOtherJCBroadcast
@TheOtherJCBroadcast 8 месяцев назад
Michelle doing the “Fast Car”speech would be the I Have A Dream of our generation. If the DNC doesn’t hire Tim as a political consultant ASAP then just add to a pile of missed opportunities they have executed.
@thehonesttruth8808
@thehonesttruth8808 8 месяцев назад
So, he’s conservative
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 8 месяцев назад
Tim the gay comedian you are speaking of is George H W Bush. Loved entering the troops with foolish stories. Even pretended to land a aircraft at sea.
@mtarlo215
@mtarlo215 8 месяцев назад
Did Tim just describe the Ginger Cow South Park episode
@DevonnaDonte
@DevonnaDonte 8 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard I cried real baby tears 😂
@deyannaf4380
@deyannaf4380 8 месяцев назад
Yay Tim makes my day!!!
@stoshkee5745
@stoshkee5745 8 месяцев назад
Im so glad they were able to retrieve your head from thst duffle bag.
@Iamhuman14
@Iamhuman14 8 месяцев назад
Love you timm
@briandstephmoore4910
@briandstephmoore4910 7 месяцев назад
Yea everyone thinks there a trail blazer when in fact your just on a harder hiking trail.
@a.e.6130
@a.e.6130 8 месяцев назад
The first woman millionaire in USA was black.. the first black principal of Philadelphia public school was in 1863 . I digress
@soundmindbodydivine
@soundmindbodydivine 8 месяцев назад
Man, Rudolph has really let himself go.
@Lewisdovefam
@Lewisdovefam 8 месяцев назад
Can we get a million subscribers for Tim already???? Like wtf? Sheeesh....
@themarketm8382
@themarketm8382 8 месяцев назад
It takes a strong black woman like Tim to endorse Michelle Obama
@kathleenp3135
@kathleenp3135 8 месяцев назад
Love love love this. 😂❤
@DeltresePshanks
@DeltresePshanks 8 месяцев назад
Tracy Chapman is just the dude from Milli vanilli, and no one can change my mind
@alexgarcia6267
@alexgarcia6267 8 месяцев назад
Remember, when nobody ever talked about politics? Remember when nobody ever talked about who they were going to vote for that year? Does anybody have an answer?
@1OAK_X
@1OAK_X 8 месяцев назад
Yeah I was a kid, then my parents introduced me into this bullshii around the age of 12-13, fawkin goofs
@nathantaylor2507
@nathantaylor2507 8 месяцев назад
goddam im listenin to fast car and dying, shit is hilarious
@mporter012
@mporter012 8 месяцев назад
He's not gay!!
@vikingzeppelin
@vikingzeppelin 8 месяцев назад
When you witness a tim Dillon roast a Tracy chaplan lyric. I mean all lyrics.
@TonySnow663
@TonySnow663 8 месяцев назад
All hail Emperor Big Mike!
@andrewmiller7671
@andrewmiller7671 8 месяцев назад
Reminded me of Darwins Waiting Room - fast car cover.
@williamwoody7607
@williamwoody7607 8 месяцев назад
This is the woman who said “I’m finally proud of my country “. That’ll sell.
@skar5541
@skar5541 8 месяцев назад
So good
@DoubleDash28
@DoubleDash28 8 месяцев назад
Was it Joe Koy? The gay comedian that would perform for the military.
@xTheReapersSpawn
@xTheReapersSpawn 8 месяцев назад
Best use of "Fast Car" was in 2004, by Ian Schwartz & Chad Shackelford // System Video *psyche* It's a tie, between that and this. 🙃🙂
@phillipkarpowich3437
@phillipkarpowich3437 8 месяцев назад
Tim = 🐐
@Dawnson134
@Dawnson134 8 месяцев назад
I think about this joke everyday
@benjamindover4337
@benjamindover4337 8 месяцев назад
Is it too late to get an Elvis impersonator on the ballot? He's got pep in his step and he's ready to lead.
@Drippppppppp
@Drippppppppp 8 месяцев назад
Had no idea Tim was gay , exactly how it should be who cares . Thanks Tim
@ghostmtl4503
@ghostmtl4503 8 месяцев назад
Why are your clips in the video section of your RU-vid page? Put them in the shorts section as reels, your producer should know that.
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 8 месяцев назад
RFK JR should get POST MALONE to Campaign with him!!! Post has JFK tattooed on him
@Zuko69420
@Zuko69420 8 месяцев назад
🏌🏾 I wish him well big Mike
@aakashaessa
@aakashaessa 8 месяцев назад
B1g M1k3 dont need this...🤣
@user-zj8ze9ho6w
@user-zj8ze9ho6w 8 месяцев назад
Wait, there's going to be a convention?
@Shivkumar-fb3qh
@Shivkumar-fb3qh 8 месяцев назад
Big mike 😂😂
@Bo11Jangles
@Bo11Jangles 8 месяцев назад
I can't get that damn punch line out of my head now lolol i got a fast carrrrr
@williamthomas1
@williamthomas1 8 месяцев назад
The Pizza kid from the Walking Dead did it and it made me ill.
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