Microsoft Just Released Their Own MacBook 

It's called Windows because Microsoft can see you through it.

Copilot+ PC is such a Cringe name

It's a good thing that we can still trust Sam Tucker, he's the ultimate corporate spy working at any and all tech companies.

The recall service is a privacy nightmare.

An AI recording everything I do, say, hear, and see on my computer is EXACTLY what I want in my next PC. That totally won't be abused in the future after the drama dies down and MS decides it's safe to start skimming.

Google: "All your data are belong to us". Microsoft: "Hold my beer."

At least it has 16GB RAM for…. $200 less! Thank goodness they don’t follow Apple Math.

Is it just me or has this become an actual substitute for tech news at this point?? Just with more comedy Great video dude

We've reached that perfect point in history of humour and horror.

The 2 girls 1 cup part tho 😂

This is a bigger announcement than Microsoft themselves had!

It seems like the marketing team gave up and just put copilot+pc

Well hey, +58% is better than drawing a line on an unmarked graph

Just wait several years and they will predict user “bad” behavior and call FBI even before you downloaded something.

Copilot: "What is my purpose?" Me: "You install Linux"

That defrag screen bought back some good times!

Now i watch SAM for tech reviews.

Combination of humor plus informative is the best

And fire a laser beam into my eyes. Through the monitor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Hey Copilot, be more like Sam Tucker." "I can't do that." "Oh! Then what's the point then!?"

Two girls and one cup comment was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

Feels like a combination of the worst of Apple + the worst of Google sold to you by Microsoft.

Welcome to Windows1984! It's doubleplusgood!

“I will know if you didn’t” in the end says everything.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="278">4:38</a> Reporter: "This is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything we do." Satya Nadella: "Yeah" 💀

And that's why I use Arch btw

cant wait to dual boot my linux on this

MS shoving a Co-pilot in our single seater airplanes.

They didn't really bring a Macbook onto the stage to present new Windows devices lfmao. What a fail.

99% of the time, the NPU will be used to gather and process data on you so they can sell your data and change algorithms to make you an impulsive buyer.

I hate the future

We need a LONG lore series on Sam Tucker.

I will install Linux

As ERB showed: Jobs: "You will never EVER catch a virus on an Apple" Gates: "But you can still afford a doctor if you've got a PC" Enough said.

"Copilot + PC" who named it?

Should be called cospylot

Great video as always, Sam.❤

"Still remembers cortana" 💀 Yea, and we all still hate it

Bloody hell, what a time to be alive...

It looks like you're playing a Minecraft. Would you like help? > Get help with playing the Minecraft > Just play the Minecraft without getting help [ ] No, wait, I can change!

Thank God for Linux

Their naming scheme has to be among the worst in laptops First normal laptop Then laptops with a copilot key Then AI PC Now copilot + PC At this rate, Best Buy will have to dedicate an entire wall to explaining the differences between them.

Utterly enjoyable and entertaining. You have a new Subscriber.

It's like they have no memory at Microsoft. They keep trying the same thing that failed before over and over and over again.

Seriously, who needs recall except those with memory and brain damage and then accidentally reveal your web history in public

Will I be able to natively install arm Linux distros on these?

35% cheaper and more powerful than MBA, and touchscreen, sounds like a deal :)

Linux is the way.

It will remember everything you do, so it can send you ads, and violate your privacy.

2 girls 1 cup just killed me ))

I couldn't believe they're calling it PRISM after the NSA program. What a nightmare.

The 2 girls 1 cup reference was epic

Co-pilot seriously sucks.

Basically just a MacBook with windows 11

Macrosoft?

The golden rule of parody is that in order to be funny it must to reflect reality, and there's a lot of reality reflected here.

Everything you can do on the iPad Jumbo

I love how they are trying to spin the recall built-in spyware/malware as a good thing.

I want Windows 95 MacBook alternative 🥰

gotta admire Sam's commitment to deliver great videos everytime! Legend!

what you are referring to as pc is in fact copilot/pc or as i recently called it copilot+pc

Just move to Europe like Sam to get Copilot minus PCs 😂

Bro best videos love it, 2 girls 1 cup reference had me in tears 😂

this was hilarious. thank you!

"all recall stays on-device and never goes to the cload" ha! good one

❤ WE NEED SAM TUCKER VIDEOS EVERYDAY ! ❤❤❤

When I first saw the Recall feature I was reading it as Total Recall too. Hahahaha hilarious 😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a> That Windows update is so fast that it can be considered as legit feature 😅

Sam is the best source of tech news, change my mind

The best tech news channel on RU-vid 👏

What a bonanza for data brokers, not for me and if they force it, I'll go Linux.

If you’re mentioning your competition by name at your massive tech event, you’ve already lost

the EU will stop this shit

“Only on device”

Not me recognizing the two ladies with one cup reference!!! AHHAHAHA

Time to install Ubuntu and be done with it.

Perfect... to build an ARM Hackintosh

The surface line is equivalent to the mac line up on terms of 1st party optimized hardware and form factor, being capable of much more than the sum of its parts and being virtually devoid of bloat ware, any bloat ware it has is as subjective as the stock app or something on iOS. Surfaces pros are basically mac book airs, surface books are mac book pros etc. But on top of everything you get windows hello, touch screens a pen etc. And the surface pro can convert to a tablet or with a 3rd party keyboard works just likes a super thin laptop with a hinge and everything. The when you want to have a smart display and have 2 inches of space you can simply pull the display off, tilt the kick stand back an inch or 2 and place it anywhere.

Simple solution : Uninstall the windows with Recall, install a fresh Recall free arm based Windows, or even better just install Linux.

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Copilot sounds great, how do I delete it?

You forgot that microsoft is also trying to force everything to be saved to one drive where you "voluntarily" upload your data to when you hit save too fast without checking if MSFT decided to change the save location from where the file was opened from and decided to make it auto save to one drive.

Can we have a Copilotless version too?

Luckily, from what I heard, Recall will only work locally so the data won't be sent to Microsoft at all.

Those two girls with the single cup really traumatized multiple generations

This emulating, does it just work or do you have to mess about with setting or stuff

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a> Sam's love for defragging continues!

You are on another level 😀

Called,copliot cos,screen records everything you do,only on win 11

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a> LMAO. I remember using Defrag on my Windows 95 when I was a teen. It always looked faster after I used it.

Looks like bootcamp will finally work again c:

A very intense defrag. lol I love this channel.

Windows presentations always feel cringe 😬 you just know the products are gonna be disappointing in real life 😅

We need a co-pilot recall song

"A very intense defrag" hahaha

Everyone hated Cortana so they changed her name and voice to Cotana....I mean Copilot 👀

the computer can you be your friend lmao.

Total recall is local only

Imagine turning up to a Google Pixel event with an iPhone

I am a .NET programmer and I am moving to Linux today.. my gaming desktop can be spied on.. I know how they're doing this and I am done with Windows and Mac OS .. Don't anyone upgrade your windows.. copilot that Microsoft... And I am not talking any Linux I am talking Arch Linux.