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Military TikTok Fails... Part 15 

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@tbuff91
@tbuff91 7 месяцев назад
I like how your dog just sleeps through you screaming into the mic lol
@blockmaestro1
@blockmaestro1 7 месяцев назад
He’s definitely gotten used to it lmao
@Tsudkyk
@Tsudkyk 7 месяцев назад
The MREs aren’t expired, that’s the package date.
@jayn9559
@jayn9559 6 месяцев назад
Saying about it every time I see expired items at the grocery store
@XunYunXiao
@XunYunXiao 5 месяцев назад
No no it's not.
@andrewpotter9613
@andrewpotter9613 3 месяца назад
Exactly! It's when it's packaged, for example I worked in a deli in a grocery store whenever I would package say cheese it has 30 days before it's bad or our meals had 7 days so depending on whatever it is
@Mr.Mister974
@Mr.Mister974 2 месяца назад
okay but dropping food thats not halal for muslims is pretty fucked up
@jay-d8g3v
@jay-d8g3v Месяц назад
@@Mr.Mister974 get over it buttercup
@navybri99
@navybri99 7 месяцев назад
Dude, it's literally called a COFFIN LOCKER! 😂😂😂
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
Yeah 😅😅😅
@Modjammit
@Modjammit 7 месяцев назад
Came here to say this!
@thomasdark9763
@thomasdark9763 7 месяцев назад
Caffeine and Nicotine. The only things that prevent War crimes😂😂😂😂
@andreatomasi3755
@andreatomasi3755 6 месяцев назад
And ice cream
@TroyButtsoupBarnes42
@TroyButtsoupBarnes42 5 месяцев назад
Yup hahaha
@garrettfudd7287
@garrettfudd7287 4 месяца назад
Yep
@ThirdFoot
@ThirdFoot 7 месяцев назад
Marines 100% have the best PT uniforms. Those silkies 😏🥹🥹
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
For real though 🤤
@DevilDogDaddy7769
@DevilDogDaddy7769 7 месяцев назад
Yeah bbbooooiiiii
@volkerslade5468
@volkerslade5468 7 месяцев назад
Those silkies make the thighs look bulging
@Orangewater4902
@Orangewater4902 7 месяцев назад
oh my god yes
@Jonplays4u
@Jonplays4u 7 месяцев назад
never seen marine PT uniforms
@Paladin_Duck
@Paladin_Duck 7 месяцев назад
At 3:25 he asked “why is that toilet so clean?” and not “why is the seat up?”
@Mila_BK
@Mila_BK 7 месяцев назад
probably bc they just cleaned it 🤣
@andrewpotter9613
@andrewpotter9613 3 месяца назад
I was asking that same thing lmfao
@Roadiedave
@Roadiedave 6 месяцев назад
Me: Gets back from Afghanistan Chief: We have 2 taskings coming up. 12 for a TDY to Florida. 2 for a deployment to Qatar. Me: I'll take the deployment. Chief: You just got back. Me: My divorce just got finalized. Chief: Pack your bags.
@KingomOfSweden
@KingomOfSweden 7 месяцев назад
💅 Oh my god, stepmarine are you stuck 💅
@MsBritanie73
@MsBritanie73 7 месяцев назад
Him: "I'm a combat vet." Me: "You won't like me." Him: "Why not?" Me: "I'm happy and entertain myself. I won't text and call you non-stop." Him: (2 months later) "You didn't NEED ME!" 😅😂
@deveey
@deveey 7 месяцев назад
They call her the cat lady
@MsBritanie73
@MsBritanie73 7 месяцев назад
@@deveey No boo boo. He told me I love LIKE a cat. Get it right. 🤣
@deveey
@deveey 7 месяцев назад
@@MsBritanie73 u fookin don't nothing mate
@dirrtydevildog
@dirrtydevildog 7 месяцев назад
My guy, I'm such a dumb jar head that I changed my first re-enlistment incentive from Miramar, CA to 29 Palms, CA. I just had to be stationed with the infantry. And my MOS was Intel!!!! Oxy-moron confirmed!
@anothernewaccount1657
@anothernewaccount1657 7 месяцев назад
"What was a necessity on deployments?" - The internet. The provider in Camp Victory was absolutely amazing (ran by Swedish furries). The one in Bagram was worse than dial-up and cost $100 a month (ran by Indians). Air Force by the way.
@wartimestudios2898
@wartimestudios2898 7 месяцев назад
the sweeds have furrys?
@anothernewaccount1657
@anothernewaccount1657 7 месяцев назад
@@wartimestudios2898 Jackal Wireless. Had to look that one up. Wish I could find their old home page or a website.
@wartimestudios2898
@wartimestudios2898 7 месяцев назад
@@anothernewaccount1657 that's cool doe :D
@joshstratton453
@joshstratton453 7 месяцев назад
Rip its bro. Can’t live without em
@chrisvanlaarhoven2722
@chrisvanlaarhoven2722 6 месяцев назад
Oh god, nasty shit xD
@jamieennen964
@jamieennen964 7 месяцев назад
3:17... Give airforce a chance... Unless she's the reason the toliet seat is up Nikko....😂😂
@Feareo
@Feareo 7 месяцев назад
bro that's got to be the most durable mic on the market
@Gamemaster15568
@Gamemaster15568 3 месяца назад
It went through THAT BAKERY
@Atvlife1
@Atvlife1 7 месяцев назад
Gotta love this man funny as hell
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
So funny 😂
@LeMemeJames
@LeMemeJames 7 месяцев назад
Broke my collar bone in two places, All I can do is watch his videos, worth it
@dirrtydevildog
@dirrtydevildog 7 месяцев назад
Every Marine on a promotion board: Accurate.
@Bonniebaby379
@Bonniebaby379 7 месяцев назад
1:10 “we’re gonna leave it there”😭
@itsjustme8947
@itsjustme8947 7 месяцев назад
Uh, a USAF pilot's retention bonus is $600k (12 years/ $50k/yr). Also, that 'room' is typical USAF Bachelor Officer Quarters. Don't know how a Marine got one, lol!
@thethatguy3165
@thethatguy3165 6 месяцев назад
Bruh the one about not kicking people out for things that they should is so true. There was a guy in my basic platoon that had TWO Negligent Discharges and he still graduated.
@arcticgaming8142
@arcticgaming8142 5 месяцев назад
#1 thing to survive deployment. "Rip it" on crates.
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 4 месяца назад
On palettes. Because logistics. :D
@elizabethkanaya1337
@elizabethkanaya1337 7 месяцев назад
that Marine's "barracks" just looks like some weird ass double apartment in Japan... lived there ~5yrs, their sinks and kitchens have a very distinct look at the cheap level lmao
@MaximumMatador
@MaximumMatador 7 месяцев назад
Found the English teacher
@elizabethkanaya1337
@elizabethkanaya1337 7 месяцев назад
@@MaximumMatadorLMAO I can’t even be mad 😂
@bige6946
@bige6946 7 месяцев назад
Nikko with the funny mic had me rolling 😂😂😂
@thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426
@thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426 7 месяцев назад
2:14 I’m pretty sure that Nikko is going to watch this military tictok in his own time after this video 😅😅😅😅😅😅just saying
@nottonyhawk123
@nottonyhawk123 7 месяцев назад
The dogs so used to your bullshit, I didn’t see it move once when you were screaming and jumping around 😂
@Rmc2015
@Rmc2015 7 месяцев назад
2:42 thats why its called a coffin rack 😂
@msalinastb5093
@msalinastb5093 5 месяцев назад
5:50 but Nikko it jus said bonus: am I missing something, anyone!?!?!? 😕 af… lol 😂
@ace4g64T
@ace4g64T 7 месяцев назад
Niko def knew that one female cause he’d roast anyone else
@carsonkouts
@carsonkouts 7 месяцев назад
Whoever edits these videos needs a raise 😂
@s.b.8114
@s.b.8114 7 месяцев назад
*dog sleeping* nikko: “FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK-“
@azuneis_twitch6431
@azuneis_twitch6431 7 месяцев назад
7:18 "Boys will be boys" had me dying
@That_Pat_Guy
@That_Pat_Guy 6 месяцев назад
our barracks on west fort hood we had all that! ARMY AVIATION!!
@StevesSimStation
@StevesSimStation 7 месяцев назад
When i was in the Army I was stationed at Fort Knox in 2009 to 2011 and under 1st ID... we had brand new barracks with living room and kitchen and stuff in our rooms. It was a new thing then.
@Chefian23
@Chefian23 7 месяцев назад
0:19 Bruh put the SPC down lol. I know exactly where and who that is 😂😂😂😂😂
@shaggyharner619
@shaggyharner619 7 месяцев назад
yo nico whats ur po box gonna send some water my g lmao
@Dinosaurchickin
@Dinosaurchickin 7 месяцев назад
It’s actually in his description I know, right?!
@egsundocked3465
@egsundocked3465 7 месяцев назад
Alcohol, Nicotine, and Monster are the necessities needed to survive in the navy
@onyxpostscontent9113
@onyxpostscontent9113 7 месяцев назад
that’s actually close to the line my bf used on me😭 “leaving for basic training, imma need someone to write🫶” i literally loved it!
@infernalsmith9924
@infernalsmith9924 6 месяцев назад
#1 most important? (sucks in a deep breath [preparing to shout in the heaviest scottish accent you've ever heard) MEEEEEDIIIIC!!!!!!!!
@zonal_hop1379
@zonal_hop1379 7 месяцев назад
2:22 brothers we must stay focused lord have mercy
@TexxasJoker
@TexxasJoker 7 месяцев назад
4:36 Me eating Ice Cream while watching this😂😂
@SpectrumAirsoft
@SpectrumAirsoft 7 месяцев назад
I did 5 years in the British army (royal artillery) gunner here through and through… joined at 17 and left at 22 I’m 23 and I’ve found a job that fits but I can for sure say I do not miss anything… painting shovels and crawling in a corridor covered in everyone’s sick is not fun
@fadedxwilson947
@fadedxwilson947 7 месяцев назад
Sometimes i truly believe Niko is B.S. about being in the Army cuz he be actin like he 100% in the Navy askin for extra sausage gravy every morning for breakfast
@Redneck-of-the-north
@Redneck-of-the-north 7 месяцев назад
Love the vids Nikko keep it up man
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
So good!
@new_weeb
@new_weeb 6 месяцев назад
“That’s a team event” 😂
@shadowplayz772
@shadowplayz772 7 месяцев назад
Talking to the barracks bunny be like "thank you for your cervix"
@AflacMan13
@AflacMan13 7 месяцев назад
Nah homie, that Marine with the fancy barracks room got a hand-me-down Army barracks. 😅😅😅
@Silverbackpinoy
@Silverbackpinoy 7 месяцев назад
Nikko need Ripits to survive out there... we use to stuff our pockets with that shit! 😂 and yea ice was was abundant in Camp Leatherneck
@england641
@england641 7 месяцев назад
Marine Barracks room is definitely in South Korea Camp Mujuk. Built by the South Korean government as a gift to the Marines. Not built by the U.S. government fact. Marine Barracks are typically just a room with a sink and bathroom.
@justinmorales9301
@justinmorales9301 7 месяцев назад
Rip it!!!! Definitely needed that
@Hillybilly40
@Hillybilly40 2 месяца назад
Bruh you got my friend who has 0 military experience and lives with his grandmother thinking that navy is actually gay 💀
@chiphazzard8173
@chiphazzard8173 7 месяцев назад
Mmm.. redbull floats.
@Lil_rose-d2g
@Lil_rose-d2g 7 месяцев назад
0:11 hiding from ur nos 😂
@Bear_the_shepherd
@Bear_the_shepherd 7 месяцев назад
Hiya, Nikko. I hope you're doing well. Stupid WiFi got all messed up so I didn't get to catch this straight away, that's okay though. I hope your week has been going well and I hope you and the pupper have a wonderful weekend ❤ God bless x
@nihongochild
@nihongochild 6 месяцев назад
Lmao I was in class with the guy doing the Marine Corps barracks tour 😂😂😂
@Dack21100
@Dack21100 7 месяцев назад
love that the dog is just slumped in the background the whole time.
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 4 месяца назад
"I die-grease" lol
@quinton7854
@quinton7854 7 месяцев назад
when the drill seargent talks to us about the samething others have already told us, like OH MY GOD HURRY UP WE ALREADY HEARD THIS 3 OTHER TIMES lol
@cadanbiesenthal6851
@cadanbiesenthal6851 7 месяцев назад
2:34 "good job lady bar bark bark" 😂😂😂 i love this humor
@dominickthompson1414
@dominickthompson1414 7 месяцев назад
The Aux one had me going, don't know the poster but I know a rigger when I see one and I know a rigger shed when I see one. @7:33
@TributesCarlson-im4be
@TributesCarlson-im4be 7 месяцев назад
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
@roachieboi
@roachieboi 7 месяцев назад
Watching neko treat his mic the way he does.. I wish I was that mic
@cozmo3766
@cozmo3766 6 месяцев назад
I got Yuma when i was in, i only got to join my cpl once driving to 29 palms, i fr bout died from the 140° weather
@alvinclarkston9324
@alvinclarkston9324 Месяц назад
She left the seat up lol.
@daddypowpow15
@daddypowpow15 6 месяцев назад
Smokes dip and wild tigers CLIMB TO GLORY
@HUSK_3456
@HUSK_3456 6 месяцев назад
what goes on in the barracks stays in the barracks
@GrimShad0w
@GrimShad0w 7 месяцев назад
That man had to be on a air force base to have a room like that in the barracks, I couldn't even have a hot plate to cook food on.
@migueltellez8459
@migueltellez8459 2 месяца назад
Love your videos man. Thanks for making me smile and laugh. You've helped alot
@DJ.CURRAN
@DJ.CURRAN 7 месяцев назад
Don't mess with the Airforce they hurt Easley
@skirtchaser0721
@skirtchaser0721 6 месяцев назад
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahzhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahhahaahahhaahhahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂
@MasterCode86
@MasterCode86 7 месяцев назад
6:38: that dude looks straight up like baron Harkonnen after he found Jesus.
@LadySofia_Zamora
@LadySofia_Zamora 7 месяцев назад
The process to go into the military is taking long for me but everytime Nikko posts it keeps my motivation up 🇺🇸🫶
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
Love this!
@keanuthomas2279
@keanuthomas2279 7 месяцев назад
Same lol but I leave in 2 weeks
@o-gt4td
@o-gt4td 7 месяцев назад
Same here And greetings from Canada 🇨🇦
@AppalachianLumberjack
@AppalachianLumberjack 7 месяцев назад
Bro why tf would you join the army or any branch we have in the day n age😅
@certifi3d_jay139
@certifi3d_jay139 7 месяцев назад
When do you get shipped I go on the 16th pray for me yall I got infantry and have the 12 mile ruck
@StayingDisturbed
@StayingDisturbed 4 месяца назад
Rip its and wild tigers, couldn't live without it over there.
@Loona_____
@Loona_____ 5 месяцев назад
1:11 he sounded so disappointed and sad lol
@Sammy0187
@Sammy0187 7 месяцев назад
“Why would you put that on the internet???” 😂😂😂😂
@christiangrogan3371
@christiangrogan3371 6 месяцев назад
I love being threatened into subscribing. Makes me feel at home.
@tehwicked1
@tehwicked1 7 месяцев назад
Poptarts. Poptarts was my goto in the infantry.
@tomaskren8686
@tomaskren8686 7 месяцев назад
I know that hardpack ice cream one all too well. Getting that in your load out on a submarine is a luxury. For me it was caffeine, cigarettes (back when you could still smoke on a submarine) and dip. I even told new guys who didn't smoke or dip to bring that with them. Good bartering items for qualifications.
@paulis7319
@paulis7319 7 месяцев назад
You said "ice cream and Redbull are mandatory!" Sometimes I think you drink an entire 5-gallon water jug filled with Redbull before every video. 🤣
@thegrimellie
@thegrimellie Месяц назад
My dad was a tanker. I went home with notes for 'beating up other children & taking their toys/food' & 'cussing at staff' since kindergarten. My mom sent my dad in for PTC from time to time & it helped a little. 😏
@johnathonvictorleonard1209
@johnathonvictorleonard1209 2 месяца назад
Why did I get all tingly when the Air Force PT uniform came up?
@johnrtrucker
@johnrtrucker 6 месяцев назад
That's hands down THE BEST subscribe endorsement on RU-vid! 😂😂
@Maskedone-xn8cm
@Maskedone-xn8cm 7 месяцев назад
I can already tell your video is gonna be the best
@colby7768
@colby7768 6 месяцев назад
That's Mike's seen it all man I mean you've eaten it with both ends lol
@S-a-758
@S-a-758 7 месяцев назад
Military fails go hard on a different level
@nikkoortizshorts
@nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад
They really do though
@ColinArmstrong-s3c
@ColinArmstrong-s3c 27 дней назад
9:15 thats all i think about i work at dominoes and i do that with my apron lmaooooo
@adriannicholson5184
@adriannicholson5184 7 месяцев назад
Im going in for meps tomorrow 🙏 your videos help w the stress a lil, I'm gonna go for a 4 year as airborne
@hithere9667
@hithere9667 4 месяца назад
Lowkey wonder where you at with sll that by now, my bootcamp was 13 weeks (marine) think yalls is like 8 or 9 kr some shit but by slim chance you see this lmk how the armys goin for you. Would never go into another branch cuz rah rah but still curious. Im n 1833 acv OP look it up its pretty cool.
@ronniea.4830
@ronniea.4830 7 месяцев назад
looks like your German shepherd is used to all the yelling
@landonbuenconsejo2856
@landonbuenconsejo2856 7 месяцев назад
I WOULD NEED RIP-ITS!!! Power! The RED CAN MY BOI!!!!!💪🏾⚔️ Cimb to Glory LOL
@Chosenlirios735
@Chosenlirios735 7 месяцев назад
I love your videos Nikko
@Silencethemedia2
@Silencethemedia2 5 месяцев назад
I love how he ramps the mic in his ass then talks into it lol 😂
@SirVilder
@SirVilder 7 месяцев назад
That marine was in an Air Force barracks.
@Quizap
@Quizap 7 месяцев назад
LOL that barracks room with kitchen, laundry, etc... know for a fact that army would throw 3 to 4 soldiers per living space 😂. That room was enormous
@annecylevieux26
@annecylevieux26 9 дней назад
Survival on deployment? Tobacco 100% #1 comodity.
@nailgunsniper
@nailgunsniper 7 месяцев назад
Instant coffee packets and hot cocoa packets are a must! Field Mocha Forever!
@pewpew7572
@pewpew7572 7 месяцев назад
Dip, rip it, wild tiger
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 6 месяцев назад
7:06 LITERALLY The Irish Defence Forces before they got called out last year...no joke!
@spyrotrin
@spyrotrin 7 месяцев назад
Lol the warzone mobile and gun club commercial before this vid
@Phantom_011WT
@Phantom_011WT 7 месяцев назад
The dog in the background ❤❤❤
@bbQube2009
@bbQube2009 7 месяцев назад
Always a good day when nikko posts
@Gaming.editsz
@Gaming.editsz 7 месяцев назад
Before i say anything. UR DOG LOOKS SO FRICKEN CUTE NIKKOOO❤❤
@amandadanze8913
@amandadanze8913 Месяц назад
Answer with the Marine’s barracks room: no, he’s in MSG
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