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Milk & Cookies ASMR 

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@CrucibleSaint
@CrucibleSaint 4 года назад
It’s the simple things that bring the most satisfaction
@BeniBoylp
@BeniBoylp 4 года назад
Amen
@THEPISSPALADIN
@THEPISSPALADIN 4 года назад
Shh you must be quiet
@mattu.8062
@mattu.8062 4 года назад
word
@_veedownnn7992
@_veedownnn7992 4 года назад
yes... or if you mean the unintentionally ones.
@fuzzyjay
@fuzzyjay 4 года назад
I only liked to get it from 999 likes to 1k likes
@curehead9877
@curehead9877 4 года назад
I don’t like listening to people eating. But this dude is an exception.
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 4 года назад
Exactly. Or if it's a review that isn't centered on audio
@vicky_bats
@vicky_bats 4 года назад
Imagine showing this comment to someone without context
@abicrossley6235
@abicrossley6235 4 года назад
I guess we’re siblings then 😂
@Barydne
@Barydne 4 года назад
Your portion:🍪
@angelabrandon8774
@angelabrandon8774 4 года назад
Lies
@K11NNGG
@K11NNGG 4 года назад
We need to talk about how wholesome it is he brought cookies and milk for everyone and then checked up on us to make sure we all got some
@bagelsandwich6400
@bagelsandwich6400 4 года назад
Meanwhile every other eating asmrist: fIrSt BiT iZ ayLl URS (takes first bite and shoves it down mouth)
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
geele e **Cough** Zach Choi. **cOuGh**
@diesel2113
@diesel2113 4 года назад
Skull_manz yes I agree.
@Endermaximum56
@Endermaximum56 4 года назад
I just realized, ER rarely smiles. Yet I feel smiled at whenever I watch his videos
@Rocketmonke34
@Rocketmonke34 4 года назад
Yes lawd Jesus yes
@arduousPopsicle
@arduousPopsicle 4 года назад
He has a very friendly personality :)
@cameronfield7313
@cameronfield7313 3 года назад
It's the eyes. No joke, he's got very calm and expressive eyes.
@carsonist1
@carsonist1 3 года назад
He is watching you
@leah7348
@leah7348 3 года назад
@@carsonist1 I love how these comments went from "awe he is so wholesome :D" to *HE IS WATCHING YOU*
@KikaKeeks
@KikaKeeks 4 года назад
This right here is a man who would be one of the cool English teachers
@maxblurred
@maxblurred 4 года назад
So true
@thegulag666
@thegulag666 4 года назад
He's just like my English teacher
@aidan4324
@aidan4324 4 года назад
TRUE
@engara0833
@engara0833 4 года назад
Facts not gonna lie
@ghostievee8134
@ghostievee8134 4 года назад
If my teacher wasn’t a New Yorker he would be rift
@Meluvzpikxa
@Meluvzpikxa 4 года назад
“Mechanism, Waterfall, and Quilt” -Ephemeral Rift
@Mademoiselle_Mirage
@Mademoiselle_Mirage 4 года назад
Those are some profound words that really moves you
@bigboieski2740
@bigboieski2740 4 года назад
Is the and one of the words aswell or is it just u know a word
@joshedt521
@joshedt521 4 года назад
Chevrolet, zebra, honesty
@type-10
@type-10 4 года назад
Waterfall mechanism with a quilt.
@tyraelhermosa
@tyraelhermosa 4 года назад
These will be studied for centuries to come. Where you were when you first heard them?
@ev3rst0rm
@ev3rst0rm 4 года назад
other asmr youtubers: “ASMR EATING PINK FOODS! EDIBLE AIRPODS, SHOES, PS5, CANDY ROCKS, AND MORE!” ephemeral rift: milk and cookies asmr
@Tattiestewe1340
@Tattiestewe1340 4 года назад
*deep-fried thumbnail*
@mr.pooply-ff3vf
@mr.pooply-ff3vf 4 года назад
A wise man once said: It's the simple things that bring the most satisfaction.
@pistolhead9883
@pistolhead9883 4 года назад
Simple spell but quite unbreakable
@theforwardsentinel5705
@theforwardsentinel5705 4 года назад
Simplicity is the way to go
@simplyblissful9251
@simplyblissful9251 4 года назад
U talking about hunny bee ASMR
@harunz.alnaji585
@harunz.alnaji585 4 года назад
I don't care what anyone says this guy is my dad and that's final.
@firefoxvoodoo5236
@firefoxvoodoo5236 4 года назад
He's all of our dads
@jordyn7470
@jordyn7470 4 года назад
He’s our uncle you noob- uncle ER
@firefoxvoodoo5236
@firefoxvoodoo5236 4 года назад
RadioStatix Ah yes, Our Uncle ER I'm sorry my lad
@jordyn7470
@jordyn7470 4 года назад
Firefoxvoodoo that’s better! He’s the uncle we all need and love
@harunz.alnaji585
@harunz.alnaji585 4 года назад
@@jordyn7470 No he's my dad and ur uncle u noob
@milkandcookiesTW
@milkandcookiesTW 4 года назад
The best kind of ASMR!
@quincypurcell1011
@quincypurcell1011 4 года назад
Lol your username is fitting 😂
@Hbdhebdb
@Hbdhebdb 4 года назад
Quincy Purcell it is Lol
@CoffinatedTea
@CoffinatedTea 4 года назад
@@quincypurcell1011 ikr😂😂😂
@itsMunsta
@itsMunsta 4 года назад
Cookie Monster will agree
@rocksaltzwidaz3411
@rocksaltzwidaz3411 4 года назад
i wasnt expecting you to be a warhammer channel
@kztab6311
@kztab6311 4 года назад
“Hey hows your quarantine goin-“ Ephemeral rift: c o o k *E*
@HippieChick_16
@HippieChick_16 4 года назад
I love this comment😂
@ivantillsdaughter
@ivantillsdaughter 4 года назад
Sorry to bother, but... I RUINED THE 69 LIKES MUAHAHHAHAHAHAJHAHAJAJjahfjj and
@eduardo7624
@eduardo7624 4 года назад
Ñ
@treeking951
@treeking951 4 года назад
Idk why I laughed sooo hard when I read this comment
@dadokocoawesomesauce
@dadokocoawesomesauce 4 года назад
Just add an echoing sound in that c o o k E and it'll be perfect
@wikern7010
@wikern7010 4 года назад
Hypothesis: Everything is tingly Evidence: ER scratching an Oreo Proof: Me falling asleep way too early Problems: Sweet tooth activated for the 53rd time today
@type-10
@type-10 4 года назад
@@zerkaburka fifty thirth
@wikern7010
@wikern7010 4 года назад
@@zerkaburka It was an accident but it also slowly morphs into a part of the joke
@enz0w072
@enz0w072 4 года назад
Hotel: Trivago
@frostbite9926
@frostbite9926 4 года назад
@@enz0w072 o u t
@dustinbarrett7216
@dustinbarrett7216 4 года назад
ER: “Milk and Cookies!” Me: “No way! ER is doing a totally normal video!” ER: “Let me say some words (pulls out paper): mechanism, waterfall, quilt.” Me: “Ah, still not completely normal.
@ravi01i314
@ravi01i314 4 года назад
Reminds me of dumbledore lol
@ashleytaccone5298
@ashleytaccone5298 4 года назад
Lol right....then feeds us all the cookies and milk through the screen 😂
@jackfoster3652
@jackfoster3652 4 года назад
I don't think I've ever agreed with a RU-vid comment anymore than I do now
@MrGame8706
@MrGame8706 4 года назад
Normal for ER, lol.
@owdub7011
@owdub7011 4 года назад
There it is
@virzk2145
@virzk2145 4 года назад
He’s so wholesome and apologetic. He is the guy who when you road rage cuss at him he feels genuinely bad for you and says sorry I ruined your driving experience
@jackbeedie1898
@jackbeedie1898 4 года назад
Things I love about Uncle E: 1. He is awesome 2. He likes cookies and milk 3. His ASMR in not obnoxious 4. He replies to comments 5. His hair is luxurious 6. He doesn’t hate anyone 7. He is a good person 8. He loves us ❤️
@mewhe
@mewhe 4 года назад
9. C h e e s e a n d m a c
@skymanlordoftheskies
@skymanlordoftheskies Год назад
10. 🅱️ingus
@BrandiStrong74
@BrandiStrong74 Год назад
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@latenightideas7030
@latenightideas7030 6 месяцев назад
@@BrandiStrong74is this code for something?
@brianpatrickofficial
@brianpatrickofficial 4 года назад
It’s 2:37 AM and now I want cookies Update: i crept downstairs and managed to find 1 snickerdoodle cookie, 3 chips ahoy peanut butter cookies, and 1/4 of a frozen waffle. This is going to be good
@mr.catman6911
@mr.catman6911 4 года назад
Feast well my brother, feast well
@brianpatrickofficial
@brianpatrickofficial 4 года назад
Mr. Catman LMAO thanks I did
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
Brian Crowley, I am afraid that this is now a robbery. Hand over the rest of your cookies.
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
Brian Crowley NOOOOOooooooooo.........
@ddlcfan5539
@ddlcfan5539 4 года назад
Thanks for the update
@Ahritsu
@Ahritsu 4 года назад
I now demand a "Mechanism, Waterfall, and Quilt" video sometime in the future
@Lee-gt8pc
@Lee-gt8pc 4 года назад
Up
@chispychisp1690
@chispychisp1690 4 года назад
Indeed
@weynotllandin
@weynotllandin 4 года назад
I'd like that
@thatlazguy
@thatlazguy 4 года назад
That was probably foreshadowing as it is, you know what Rift is like
@thegamingmaniac6420
@thegamingmaniac6420 4 года назад
Everybody: Talks about either the cookies or how tingly the video is. Me: *GOOSE SHIRT*
@crockjohnson4875
@crockjohnson4875 4 года назад
Hjönk Hjönk
@insaneragon1524
@insaneragon1524 4 года назад
What about the dope ass Tatoo on his arm
@jakedasnake322
@jakedasnake322 4 года назад
I didn’t notice that until I read this
@theultimateemeralds
@theultimateemeralds 4 года назад
Insaneragon tattoos suck
@someguyontheinternet8769
@someguyontheinternet8769 4 года назад
@@theultimateemeralds calm down it's not your opinion
@villelepoaho4105
@villelepoaho4105 4 года назад
Not gonna lie, the word "mechanism" really hit different.
@kuroseal8613
@kuroseal8613 4 года назад
Nah bro, “waterfall” was way better
@Russell-dx9xm
@Russell-dx9xm 4 года назад
Quit gang
@broepic8217
@broepic8217 4 года назад
Mechanism waterfall and quilt. The four words lived in harmony. Until the quilt nation attacked
@osuvarreed6179
@osuvarreed6179 4 года назад
@@broepic8217 bro how high are you
@nuzzlethemoth1770
@nuzzlethemoth1770 4 года назад
@@osuvarreed6179, no, it's hi, how are you?
@dannysilva3210
@dannysilva3210 4 года назад
When he said "Mechanism, waterfall, and quilt." I felt that
@jljunio9031
@jljunio9031 4 года назад
Me, too
@ddlcfan5539
@ddlcfan5539 4 года назад
I almost cried
@squidwardtentacles1820
@squidwardtentacles1820 4 года назад
I was reading this comment and he said it in the video
@user-s3ts8my2x
@user-s3ts8my2x 4 года назад
@@ddlcfan5539 same
@hereticseraphim73
@hereticseraphim73 4 года назад
What does it mean
@jackbeedie1898
@jackbeedie1898 4 года назад
Why did I genuinely get sad when he didn’t get as much cookies as us 🥺
@is8465
@is8465 4 года назад
Because your heart is in the right place my dude
@ggggoower5090
@ggggoower5090 4 года назад
He got whole cookies, we got a tenth of one cookie each.
@jeaniciasparkles
@jeaniciasparkles 3 года назад
@@ggggoower5090 yea there are a lot of us 😅
@kamawolf861
@kamawolf861 3 года назад
I think be would die if he ate all thoes cookies
@Hhawkdawg
@Hhawkdawg 4 года назад
“id like you say a few words...mechanism waterfall and quilt” nice
@ProfessorGenki9
@ProfessorGenki9 4 года назад
Burgal
@allisonmenard1806
@allisonmenard1806 4 года назад
Reminds me of Dumbledore’s words in the Sorcerers Stone
@Johnnyleealdridgeofficial
@Johnnyleealdridgeofficial 4 года назад
Great profile picture. Trump2020!
@allisonmenard1806
@allisonmenard1806 4 года назад
Joleal good lord, you’re what? 12? Find a better role model. Maybe one that doesn’t lie everyday in press conferences, suggest injecting cleaning products, and has publicly insulted pretty much every minority (which makes up more than half of the people he “leads”).
@Johnnyleealdridgeofficial
@Johnnyleealdridgeofficial 4 года назад
Allison Menard every body has opinions just like everybody has assholes 🤷🏻‍♂️
@aroundtheworldsports3063
@aroundtheworldsports3063 4 года назад
I knew where he was going when he said, "I want to say a few words," and yet, it was still remarkable.
@harambe1120
@harambe1120 4 года назад
I still don’t get it but👍🏼
@etiennebarre6226
@etiennebarre6226 4 года назад
Same. I started giggling when he said that and then i burst out laughing when i heard them. ER never disappoint. :'D
@aimandjosh
@aimandjosh 4 года назад
Harambe when he says I want to say a few words, he normally just blurts out some random words
@emptycarrots4051
@emptycarrots4051 4 года назад
ER pulling a Dumbledore on us
@kylepetersen3896
@kylepetersen3896 4 года назад
I was hoping he would say "a few words"
@jjwilson8659
@jjwilson8659 4 года назад
Does he ever run out of creativity? He's a living legend
@angryman...
@angryman... 4 года назад
The day the Earth is no longer a planet is when he will lose creativity
@renorph9287
@renorph9287 4 года назад
he's kinda losing creativity though Milk and Cookies ASMR?
@richardaviles353
@richardaviles353 4 года назад
Ren Orph bro you haven’t even seen the full video, calm down and listen to the Master
@renorph9287
@renorph9287 4 года назад
@@richardaviles353 ok
@MineNSleep
@MineNSleep 4 года назад
@@renorph9287 hmm what about other channels : oh an other Fastest asmr in the world video how relaxing 😊🔫
@finnegannn
@finnegannn 4 года назад
This man right here is my idol he’s just so gosh darn wholesome and cares about everyone :)
@adewumi2335
@adewumi2335 4 года назад
The milk bottle cap is so satisfying
@rey.jazzzzy
@rey.jazzzzy 4 года назад
22:04 his smile and optimism? GONE
@masktv3092
@masktv3092 4 года назад
I was so sleepy... and now I laught like 15 Minutes😂
@peachyasmr8501
@peachyasmr8501 4 года назад
that SENT ME 😂😂 his reaction had me DYING laughing lmao
@gracecathleen6135
@gracecathleen6135 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@jonathanchisholm3319
@jonathanchisholm3319 4 года назад
I'm dying
@123GermanGamer
@123GermanGamer 4 года назад
That shirt... Untitled Goose Game ASMR Roleplay/Gameplay when?
@pamgramster6672
@pamgramster6672 4 года назад
*Peace was never an option.*
@grassywings7095
@grassywings7095 4 года назад
Corvus: Hey, I’m the only popular bird on the channel! Goose: Unfortunately, the fans will not see it that way
@cyber_cober6679
@cyber_cober6679 4 года назад
I need that goose shirt.
@n05ht
@n05ht 4 года назад
@@pamgramster6672 _Sleep however, was._
@spicytteok
@spicytteok 4 года назад
"Dip it for 10 seconds so the milk goes in the cookie... and the... atomic particles." science
@laflame0284
@laflame0284 4 года назад
SCIAIENS
@scatmann6502
@scatmann6502 4 года назад
“SO ANYWAYS I STARTED DUNKING”
@trevorjolls1480
@trevorjolls1480 4 года назад
You should've drawn it out like this, S C I E N C E
@headofathousandsheepswool
@headofathousandsheepswool 4 года назад
I'm somewhat of a scientist myself
@lemonflow3120
@lemonflow3120 4 года назад
I like how he poses for the thumbnail in the video. It makes this whole thing feel more chill and not staged as most other videos on RU-vid
@ryanelecciri8164
@ryanelecciri8164 4 года назад
*Oreo Thins*- "Am I a joke to you?"
@wrestler1382
@wrestler1382 4 года назад
Yes they are
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
Whoever invented Oreo thins is a joke. You either get the stuff, or just don’t get Oreos. It’s simple really.
@johnnyfriel7488
@johnnyfriel7488 4 года назад
Skull_manz Oreo thins>Regular Oreos
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
Johnny Friel **Heavy breathing intensifies**
@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner
@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner 4 года назад
I like the thins more imo especially the coconut cream ones
@chicle_de_menta
@chicle_de_menta 4 года назад
"Milk & Cookies asmr" *cries in lactose intolerant*
@miriamgarza8539
@miriamgarza8539 4 года назад
FELT but I still be living life like I’m not 😂
@mr.catman6911
@mr.catman6911 4 года назад
*Laughs in ice cream*
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
Mr. Catman *Laughs in-* ACK GAH COUGH. Sorry, I was just eating some Oreos and choked on one...anyway. **Laughs in Oreo**
@sxxp4392
@sxxp4392 4 года назад
Why are you bigoted against lactose
@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner
@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner 4 года назад
@SXXP lmao I hope you’re not serious😂
@pale2457
@pale2457 4 года назад
As someone who never really feels 'tingles' I've come to realise that I love this channel for everything that it does which isn't solely focused on trying to trigger those for me.
@marthenil
@marthenil 4 года назад
When he brought the cookie plate into view, I felt that.
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 4 года назад
ER: "Mechanism, waterfall, quilt" Me: Ready to comply.
@RevengeReaper
@RevengeReaper 4 года назад
What does that mean??
@WheatY0
@WheatY0 3 года назад
@S T O N K S Captain America is an MKUltra reference there bugman
@Mon-nf3ur
@Mon-nf3ur 4 года назад
Other youtubers:* Apologizes for doing something that could turn their carrer* Him:* apologizes about cookies*
@rayanebella3583
@rayanebella3583 3 года назад
Lol
@pinesy9452
@pinesy9452 4 года назад
This guy just doesn't run out of ideas does he
@theforwardsentinel5705
@theforwardsentinel5705 4 года назад
The 3 words of the 21st century. “Mechanism, Waterfall, and Quilt” It really touches the heart and soul
@asaowens2509
@asaowens2509 4 года назад
The saying a few words bit was very reminiscent of Dumbledore’s words before the first year opening feast
@ravi01i314
@ravi01i314 4 года назад
That's immediately what I thought of lol
@grassywings7095
@grassywings7095 4 года назад
I think he’s hinting at something.
@auroranutter1569
@auroranutter1569 4 года назад
I-
@Mahhak
@Mahhak 4 года назад
tide 👀
@thulean_pilgrim
@thulean_pilgrim 4 года назад
18:40 When you’re writing an essay and try to make it as long as possible (Live action)
@imainyordles9498
@imainyordles9498 4 года назад
m e l k
@danielfort4345
@danielfort4345 3 года назад
xd nice one
@MrGoose-hy8nk
@MrGoose-hy8nk 4 года назад
Nobody: Rift: “I don’t drink milk, but when I do it’s 1% or fat free” Me: “Stay thirsty my friends”
@maddielang9911
@maddielang9911 4 года назад
I prefer dos ta-tas
@MetricCosmos
@MetricCosmos 4 года назад
I enjoy whole malk
@spitgorge2021
@spitgorge2021 4 года назад
@xoxo Fernesha same bro bro bro
@niggaify145
@niggaify145 4 года назад
Sweet is fat
@LisaRoseASMR
@LisaRoseASMR 4 года назад
Settles in for high quality ASMR, everything's perfect as usual 1:27 "HOLY shit that's a big pile of cookies"
@Elizabeth-hn6vq
@Elizabeth-hn6vq 4 года назад
Absolute U N I T
@Sephelions
@Sephelions 2 года назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that reaction lmao
@kylie446
@kylie446 4 года назад
I’m in a fight with my boyfriend right now and I’ve been crying for the past hour. I came across this video and needless to say I stopped crying. I am very happy I can share cookies with you mr. Rift, thank you :)
@thatoneguy8515
@thatoneguy8515 4 года назад
Relationships aren't worth it, dedicate your time to doing what you want to do. Hobbies, spending more time with family, etc.
@flamgofan9821
@flamgofan9821 4 года назад
Dedicate your time to C O O K I E S
@datboimitch5685
@datboimitch5685 4 года назад
stfu snowflake
@tobez9520
@tobez9520 4 года назад
That one guy spoken like a true loner
@thatoneguy8515
@thatoneguy8515 4 года назад
@@tobez9520 absolutely goddamn right you are
@RoninVI
@RoninVI 4 года назад
I think all humanity evolution was just to eat cookies with milk
@Anothuor
@Anothuor 4 года назад
Cookie clicker all over again?
@monkeyjunkytard970
@monkeyjunkytard970 4 года назад
@@deimoskaischylos How eggnog tastes? that drink is not available in my country u.u
@willdaniels6267
@willdaniels6267 4 года назад
@@monkeyjunkytard970 it is delicious
@Alex-K94
@Alex-K94 4 года назад
Me: trying to relax through this nice asmr My brain for the whole god damn video: mechanism, waterfall, quilt...
@Its_ririrx
@Its_ririrx 4 года назад
Same 😫 Like what does that even mean!??!
@DaddyRhulk
@DaddyRhulk 4 года назад
I dont need sleep, I NEED ANSWERS
@kampfh7150
@kampfh7150 3 года назад
@@Its_ririrx it's an activation phrase for the relaxation programming he's planted within us all
@hatthat4789
@hatthat4789 4 года назад
The most clean and sophisticated "mukbangs" on this website. He eats his food with manners and i appreciate that
@bashinblocks9423
@bashinblocks9423 4 года назад
Someone call the Cookie Monster
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 4 года назад
Cookie Man
@MetricCosmos
@MetricCosmos 4 года назад
No
@trevorjolls1480
@trevorjolls1480 4 года назад
Or in this case theeeeeeeeeeee... Whisper cookie monste... DAMN IT, I GOT NOTHING
@tpfraden7249
@tpfraden7249 4 года назад
I thought the title said “Milf and cookies” and I had flashbacks.
@lesunshineworshiper11
@lesunshineworshiper11 4 года назад
TP FradeN storytime?
@banao4413
@banao4413 4 года назад
What about Milf and milk
@epochii2756
@epochii2756 4 года назад
@@banao4413 nO-
@mr.mr.7300
@mr.mr.7300 4 года назад
😏
@haydenmorgan8156
@haydenmorgan8156 4 года назад
Sauce?
@jordan95hd83
@jordan95hd83 4 года назад
Maaan, how this guy hasn't reached 1M subs yet really is beyond me...
@grassywings7095
@grassywings7095 4 года назад
Right? His weird choice of video ideas are strange enough to get anyone interested.
@Bropower125Games
@Bropower125Games 4 года назад
Its cause ASMR isn't as popular as it used to be. Not to mention ER's ASMR is not something you'd really immediately find and be interested in. I found him by chance while looking for android repair asmr (he has a reaaaaal old one) and then found out his voice is perfect for when I wanna sleep cause most ASMRtists the tingles they cause are too strong and my ears are way too sensitive and it causes me to spasm like someone is tickling my back.
@jordan95hd83
@jordan95hd83 4 года назад
@@Bropower125Games, ASMR isn't as popular as it used to be? Don't talk wet! 😂
@Bropower125Games
@Bropower125Games 4 года назад
@@jordan95hd83 Its just how it is. Popularity peaked months back. Now the only people who listen are curious or just have trouble sleeping
@goxaviergo11
@goxaviergo11 4 года назад
Spook-E and that’s who most of the viewers were when views spiked.
@johnnygold2275
@johnnygold2275 4 года назад
(Er Offering me cookies And milk) Me in real life: “In terms of cookies and milk we have no cookies and milk.”
@CuldirOfficial
@CuldirOfficial 4 года назад
I dont have any cookies
@Barydne
@Barydne 4 года назад
In terms of money...................we have no money
@thatbitchnoemie
@thatbitchnoemie 4 года назад
ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@UrbanwarriorTheSOV
@UrbanwarriorTheSOV 4 года назад
I have no cookies. I have bananas though! 😀
@SpookyHawky
@SpookyHawky 4 года назад
11:11 those are top notch sounds!
@musicman399
@musicman399 4 года назад
Me reacting to the title: " that's so cute!" 1:26 Still me: "oh jesus!"
@coxeno7662
@coxeno7662 4 года назад
This is actually so ducking nice. I never got this as a kid. I think I should go and get some milk in the next days.
@No1TypeC
@No1TypeC 4 года назад
Ducking, huh... I see...
@type-10
@type-10 4 года назад
@S_o_n_i_c ditch*
@FourTwenT
@FourTwenT 4 года назад
L1V3D3HT U0YR0FGN1M0CS1L1V3D3HT snitch lynch fish grits list gist
@coxeno7662
@coxeno7662 4 года назад
Leah: Type S sorry. It‘s something of an insider between me and my gf and know i seem to do it everytime. But yeah. It originated from autocorrects...
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker 4 года назад
Damn dude you never had milk and cookies at the same time?
@bayotic4286
@bayotic4286 4 года назад
*sees that oreos are mega stuf* ah, a man of culture
@senoreg
@senoreg 4 года назад
My parents always get mega or double stuff Oreos, so when they got the regular Oreos, I thought they got thins instead.
@bayotic4286
@bayotic4286 4 года назад
GB22Gav ' i know after eating the ones with lots of stuf, the regular ones seem oddly thin lol
@auroranutter1569
@auroranutter1569 4 года назад
@@senoreg see for me it's the opposite my mom gets the thins all the time (ew) so when she got the normal size I thought it was double stuff
@serek9016
@serek9016 4 года назад
'merca
@dmg_ch
@dmg_ch 4 года назад
I like, the mega/ Double stuffed and the extreme thin ones, i don't remember the name of them
@Stranger_Og
@Stranger_Og 4 года назад
I warmed up some milk and got cookies as well. This was the most satisfying moment of my week,thanks.
@rayarchivegaming8700
@rayarchivegaming8700 3 года назад
I knew I wasn’t the only one who warmed their milk up….only time I consume cold milk is cereal and when I mix my ice cream up to make it like a batter texture makes it smoother I don’t like chunks of ice cream
@idol6741
@idol6741 4 года назад
I'm just imagining uncle ER with 100k people in his house just enjoying cookies.
@derviselitas1489
@derviselitas1489 4 года назад
8:00 You know if you can eat all cokies you get the achivement called: Diabetes
@bakugousgirlfriend2245
@bakugousgirlfriend2245 4 года назад
Best comment ever😂❤
@cokodogo00
@cokodogo00 4 года назад
20:23 looks like he's grabbing the duck xD
@sullun2241
@sullun2241 4 года назад
This duck has hurt him so much he's literally choking it
@naomigiselle2725
@naomigiselle2725 4 года назад
This man should be protected at all times. He’s precious 🥺🥺🥺
@reakingdevis5903
@reakingdevis5903 3 года назад
I agree with everything you said in this comment
@anna_s_oneil
@anna_s_oneil 4 года назад
He's so wholesome 🥺 he needs to be protected
@reakingdevis5903
@reakingdevis5903 3 года назад
B I G Y E S
@jayleenmartinez2302
@jayleenmartinez2302 3 года назад
Lmao your a simpleton
@NeuronActivation
@NeuronActivation 3 года назад
@@jayleenmartinez2302 Sir I would like to inform you that there is a slight grammatical error in your sentence.
@vaxus7073
@vaxus7073 2 года назад
@@jayleenmartinez2302 Hello gentlemen. I'd like to inform you that there is a slight grammatical error in your sentence. You're*
@juanortiz7540
@juanortiz7540 4 года назад
Are we not going to talk about the fact that he tried to put the chocolate back on the cookie?😂
@Trindividual
@Trindividual 4 года назад
Was looking for this comment
@dogrestgd350
@dogrestgd350 4 года назад
You don't do that?
@TheAndyLP24
@TheAndyLP24 4 года назад
now THIS is the kind of wholesome content I'd like to see these days
@andrewbosak8941
@andrewbosak8941 4 года назад
You're the only person in the world that I would watch eat cookies for 30 minutes.
@BenDover-oz7ej
@BenDover-oz7ej 4 года назад
I could be blind, but the plate looks like a frisbee 🤷‍♂️
@Taylor_Wolfe115
@Taylor_Wolfe115 4 года назад
Yes
@FourTwenT
@FourTwenT 4 года назад
Why not both
@Taylor_Wolfe115
@Taylor_Wolfe115 4 года назад
@@FourTwenT why not zoidberg?
@mickaelblake7088
@mickaelblake7088 4 года назад
It clearly is an O'Neil Cylinder, *obviously*
@billiamthe2
@billiamthe2 4 года назад
Ur mom
@Crafterman535
@Crafterman535 4 года назад
I don’t know what it was, but I just felt so comforted and loved when you offered me the plate of cookies. Thank you
@sweeners4206
@sweeners4206 4 года назад
This isn’t asmr this is hypnotism
@masterjoshman9201
@masterjoshman9201 4 года назад
Absolutely no one: Rift: brings out a months worth of cookies on one plate
@Moniker08
@Moniker08 4 года назад
Me,Who weighs about 110 KG: *You are not a man of the internet people.*
@drakel5943
@drakel5943 4 года назад
Me: Just woke up! Rift: Posts video Also Me: Time for bed!
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka 4 года назад
lol
@AuxCordUnplug
@AuxCordUnplug 4 года назад
Unoriginal, but still true.
@21catlike54
@21catlike54 4 года назад
Cringe and basic, but agreed
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka 4 года назад
are you people gordon “comment” ramsey
@Lyndonmaman
@Lyndonmaman 4 года назад
Saw this right as I was going to sleep. Thanks, Uncle E!
@LittleManBigCock
@LittleManBigCock 4 года назад
I just woke up rip
@treycampbell6887
@treycampbell6887 4 года назад
going to sleep at 11 am i see ......... so am i probably
@uchihamaster5535
@uchihamaster5535 4 года назад
Sleep tight 💤
@thegayestgaycat5253
@thegayestgaycat5253 4 года назад
@@LittleManBigCock same :/ it's a pretty comforting thing to wake up to though so I'm not disappointed
@nickip6189
@nickip6189 4 года назад
His voice brings a very satisfying sound
@haleyziegler213
@haleyziegler213 4 года назад
Uncle E handing out milk and cookies is giving me very wholesome preschool vibes
@Mr.Cow11
@Mr.Cow11 4 года назад
2:44 I thought he was gonna pull out his phone and say "This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"
@sami_the_frog2752
@sami_the_frog2752 4 года назад
He’s got a lot of Dad energy
@JuniperF
@JuniperF 4 года назад
Well, to be fair he is a dad
@RobbySaiff
@RobbySaiff 4 года назад
A great dad mind you haha
@NeuronActivation
@NeuronActivation 3 года назад
Hes our dad.
@johnmivule-novabow8143
@johnmivule-novabow8143 4 года назад
Yesss, Milk, and Cookies ASMR, so relaxing and wholesome keep it up E.R.
@bubblez4859
@bubblez4859 4 года назад
22:04 "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
@grimmjon4421
@grimmjon4421 3 года назад
His faces tho 🤣
@totalygiorinogiovanna113
@totalygiorinogiovanna113 3 года назад
I laugh for 10 minutes
@jonlacroi5570
@jonlacroi5570 4 года назад
He is like a family member to me watch him like everyday and fall asleep to the asmr I appreciate your existence my good friend.
@ameliafeyparsons4816
@ameliafeyparsons4816 4 года назад
Havent watched this yet. Waiting for tonight. I cant wait. Just from the title and thumbnail I know it'll be quality. Thank you, good sir, for providing the quality content we need in these trying times.
@U_C_G
@U_C_G 4 года назад
The Goose on his t-shirt always looks like it's leaning in for a cookie. Somebody get this Goose a cookie dammit
@MrTattooASMR
@MrTattooASMR 4 года назад
Was not expecting a frisbee full of cookies! 😂
@nickiminaj111
@nickiminaj111 4 года назад
ive been watching you for like 8 years now and i love your energy
@notfurb1378
@notfurb1378 4 года назад
“I’d like to share a word with you” Pulls out letter shaped cookies that spell out word “bon appetit”
@cinnamonwaffle1932
@cinnamonwaffle1932 4 года назад
The thumbnail had me thinking “how could this be 30 minutes” and then he took out the cookies and my question was answered.
@jordananimationsyt579
@jordananimationsyt579 4 года назад
He's an amazing RU-vid that dose not get enough credit someone in RU-vid give him like an award or something plz
@grassywings7095
@grassywings7095 4 года назад
I shall give him grass
@jordananimationsyt579
@jordananimationsyt579 4 года назад
Yas
@jordananimationsyt579
@jordananimationsyt579 4 года назад
Gives him ze grass
@grassywings7095
@grassywings7095 4 года назад
Alright *gives grass*
@hyrulehero-nz2jv
@hyrulehero-nz2jv 4 года назад
11:06 ER: "or at least I hope you like bottle cap sounds" No one: Absolutely no one: Fallout Players: 🤑💲
@cayotavares7675
@cayotavares7675 4 года назад
this should have way more likes lol
@spitgorge2021
@spitgorge2021 4 года назад
"no one" bit was unnecessary, good one otherwise though. liked
@TookieTookster
@TookieTookster 4 года назад
imma be honest, I love this man so much that I watch his videos even though I wont fall asleep. I love his personality.
@k2.036
@k2.036 4 года назад
I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO 13 MINUTES AND WAS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
**Monch monch** Hm? Sorry, I was eating some of them. What’s going on?
@thesupreme8062
@thesupreme8062 4 года назад
@@beanie640 C R O N C H
@beanie640
@beanie640 4 года назад
BT-7274 Ah yes, cronch go the cookies.
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 4 года назад
no!!!!! you can’t just eat all of the cookies without giving one to me!!! ha ha cookie go cronch
@kingleaf2932
@kingleaf2932 4 года назад
Skull_Man bro stop commenting cringe on every comment
@asmrontherocks
@asmrontherocks 4 года назад
That is a lot of cookies....
@thegayestgaycat5253
@thegayestgaycat5253 4 года назад
He brought them to share :)
@asmrontherocks
@asmrontherocks 4 года назад
@Nikko Dunbar thanks mate!
@Pupqet
@Pupqet 4 года назад
@Nikko Dunbar That seems scripted lmao
@Pupqet
@Pupqet 4 года назад
@Nikko Dunbar It just feels really out of place lol
@asmrontherocks
@asmrontherocks 4 года назад
@@Pupqet lol its not i promise haha
@aasunderr
@aasunderr 4 года назад
therapist: Ephemeral Rift gesturing at a glass of milk is not real and can not hurt you Ephemeral Rift gesturing at a glass of milk: 18:40
@maxblurred
@maxblurred 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@dantezoid
@dantezoid 4 года назад
I like how he gestures a bit and says: " m i l k "
@a.h.jhughes114
@a.h.jhughes114 4 года назад
Me: AhHhHhh
@luv_am
@luv_am 4 года назад
m i l k
@aasunderr
@aasunderr 4 года назад
HORNY NIGGA BATH TUB yo you better change your name skai jackson ain’t fucking around
@sk83r59
@sk83r59 4 года назад
"I hope you are doing well"
@sams7782
@sams7782 4 года назад
me: Mmm I want a cookie The rest of the viewers: OUR cookies
@amirrashed771
@amirrashed771 4 года назад
That's how the communist asmr started
@malaika-kh
@malaika-kh 3 года назад
@@amirrashed771 LMAOO
@cameronfield7313
@cameronfield7313 3 года назад
-Russia Anthem intensifies -
@sams7782
@sams7782 4 года назад
this video seems like it is entirely unedited and I love it
@blazingcbolt9522
@blazingcbolt9522 4 года назад
I start eating milk and cookies. I go too RU-vid. Now I'm here. Such an amazing coincidence. :)
@CollinsVenture
@CollinsVenture 4 года назад
my parents always buy almond milk so seeing a glass of whole milk is like heaven to me
@basedtoe1797
@basedtoe1797 4 года назад
True but almond milk is very good for you. So your good
@bruhmomentos5203
@bruhmomentos5203 4 года назад
@@basedtoe1797 but its taste comes nowhere close to normal milk
@Abdxl-AFG
@Abdxl-AFG 4 года назад
He reminds me of the quietest and smartest kids in school that know the answer of the question but never want to answer.
@untitledanomaly
@untitledanomaly 4 года назад
That smile just brightens my day
@stefandotp
@stefandotp 4 года назад
Your audio quality has always been and still is outstanding. Very relaxing. Thank you.
@k2.036
@k2.036 4 года назад
*taps on glass* "let me see if I can trigger your asmr" that's what I'm here for :) well I dont get tingles but whispering relaxes me
@NirNaethCZ
@NirNaethCZ 4 года назад
Me (sees thumbnail): "Mmm nice little snack you got there Uncle ER." ER brings out the full plate Also me: 😱😱😱
@curehead9877
@curehead9877 4 года назад
Don’t forgot the full carton of milk 😂
@ungeg8134
@ungeg8134 4 года назад
Pink ASMR fan: So what type of ASMR do you make? Ephemeral rift: Yes
@mck_21
@mck_21 4 года назад
Who could say no to that beaming smile on the thumbnail? It's this man's day! Love you ER! Been watching your content since 2014 and I still can't get enough!!
@benandwyattproductions1595
@benandwyattproductions1595 4 года назад
This was super relaxing and he seems like a really nice guy loved it subscribed
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