Fun fact: if you look at the overview for the mad milk, look just velow the name and it will say what kind of weapon it is, it being a "Non-Milk substance."
I'm just gonna say that as an Australian myself, I know that all Australians (Except Sniper) are so buff that we can do/create anything by flexing any muscle hard enough.
It's a part of the definition of a mammal. It's actually very, very strange that humans drink milk at all past infancy, much less from other animals. Normally after weaning a mammal becomes lactose intolerant because why would they need to break down milk sugar after that point?
"Hales Personally Donated Energizied Mad Malk!" Pros: Upon drink, sets the player at 200 health for 10 seconds Upon drink, increases the swing speed of melee weapons for 10 Seconds by 100% Upon drink, increases melee damage by 33% for 10 seconds. Upon drink, up to a maximum three nearby enemy will scream in fear and run away. Upon drink, become invulnerable for one second. 25% Damage Durability to Bullets 25% Damage Duraability to Explosives 35% Damage Durability to Sentry Guns If thrown at a team mate, it will heal 45 points of health in a group radius Cons: Airblasts will stun if you are hit into a wall. 33% Fire Damage Vulnerability 65% slower recharge rate Player is slowed by 22% for five seconds after the 10 seconds are finished -10% Movement speed on wearer -5 health for each usage, until a minimum of 75 health is reached Wearer cannot heal from Dispensers or Mediguns while weapon is Active If thrown at an enemy, it will heal 25 Points of health and minicrit boost them for two seconds. Crits will become mini crits while effect is active. 3% of dying instantly upon drinking, for every repeated drink, it can stack up to 30%. Description: Stolen from a Sperm bank somewhere in Sydney, this rare sample of Saxton Hales milk is repulsive to other Australians, but gives unnatural bullet and explosive resistances to anybody not born in Australia! Due to the mass quantities of this miracle substance, it can be mixed in with an energy drink inorder to cause rapid muscle growth and hyperactivity. This is also capable of giving rapidly induced heart attacks, and the drinker shitting themselves aggressively and being lightened on fire, due to how flammable the milk in particular it is. Due to this, there has been a fire hazard label considerately put on the milk jar to prevent it from being stored in flammable areas. Left Click to drink Right click to throw Can be used to taunt kill an enemy, which is done by throwing it on them and setting them on fire for 3 afterburn damage. (It also works on pyros!)
"Look at this regular milk, is so boring. Stop consuming regular milk, stop having a boring life." "Regular milk last a week, this one last a year. I don't know, it sells itself"
Why sniper looks happy about the reveal? Maybe it's human milk you know, there is Miss Pauling there, a female human, that is the best outcome I can think about, the other, Hale don't produce milk, right? right?
