The Lord of the Rings: Ghostbusting the Colonial Sonic Free Riders to Redfall Hell: Mindjack Edition Starring Rambo and Godzilla. Preorder to get Star Trek Trexels for free. Season Pass includes Skull Island Rise of Kong. EDIT: Fuck this was a mistake.
@@breylivec I was making a joke using an absurd dichotomy. Yes that quote came from the game, however the idea that the broken English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle.
@@blondboozebaron " English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle." im sorry but i dont like anything in that sentence. you are not Einstein talk normal.
i was working at gamestop at the time this game was released. an older man came in one day and picked up mindjack for his grandsons birthday. i told him very politely that he'd rather choose another title because this abomination would surely make his grandson hate him. the store manager was standing close by and overheard the conversation and immediately fired me because i wasn't doing my job of ripping this poor man off and making the sale. i told the boss man to fuck off and proceeded to walk to the bar across the street. the older gentleman followed me, bought me a drink or two, and apologized for what had happened. he ended up being my father in law. so what i'm trying to say is, i guess one good thing came out of this game :)
I got a warning a couple of months back bcos some bitch came into the store where I work and for some reason which I still haven't fathomed, started calling me sexist and shouting. Told her to get someone else to serve her before I walked away, cos I sure as hell wasn't doing it. Her face was priceless lol. Retail sucks man... People suck.
Regarding the story, I got where they were going with this twist of revealing to the main characters 6 hours in what Mind Hacking was. The grand idea here was that our main character himself was constantly mind hacked and didn't know it. Explains why he did so much fucked up stuff at the start and broke his protocols. Only problem is: Instead of being a genius twist it outright doesn't work, because the game failed in every other aspect including the hammy story presentation. I really wish there would have been a proper game with this twist and gameplay idea done right.
@@jaygooese4242 that’s like wishing 9/11 didn’t happen. It was destined to happen and no level of wishing could change it because Mindjack was always gonna be SH!TT
I love this game! When I was taking it to the garbage I saw a raccoon attacking a friendly neighborhood cat and I was able to throw the case AND the disc at the raccoon to scare it off!!!
chazm00 1) Correct what I wrote if you want for me learn. 2) you have troll face on your pic, you should know better when someone make an obvious troll comments.
OmniOmegaKiller i put this profile pic on because im a dragon ball z fan, and im tired of everyone lowballing goku and vegeta, so my response was super saiyan blue with a troll face. look around the internet, the vast majority of people will tell you TLoU was a great game
Nope sorry Sonic Free Riders forever burns horrific flash backs of gameplay in my mind since 2010 so it's forever the worst game in history for me.....
Daniel Jørgensen ...no, I didn't steal it, i fucking referenced it for the people that watch his damn show. Jesus fuck, am I not allowed to make a single fucking reference without being accused of being an unoriginal thief?
that was atari u idiot, back then most games were crap, ET was no exception. This game joe review probably be third on the list, first for sure Ride to hell, second superman 64.
The bomb is by far the GREATEST moment in the game; and A.Joe's reaction is CLASSIC! Angry Joe: What the EFF have we been doing for the past SIX HOURS? POLITELY suggesting they should join us so we can KILL THEIR FRIENDS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................. And this took place in the absence of the Cobra Commander.
It must've been part of a huge plot twist that they completely scrapped when they pushed this game out of the nest too soon. He should have gone all blank and weird, or maybe attack her out of the blue, this game could've got a 2 out of 10 just for the effort.
holythirteenx1 naw 1/10 still to generous, fuck this game!, Fuck this game, Fucks this game! laughing part made me laugh the most, "fahh Fahh Fahh ha ha" wtf lol Last part Joe said exactly game is "Fucken Garbage"
Correct me if I am wrong, but I have heard that if you swear in a monetized you-tube video, Google will turn off the AD revenue from the video. So if that is true, Angry Joe most likely had to censor the videos in order to maintain ad revenue.
***** Running really fast can absolutely break physics. Have you ever seen one of those lizards running on water? All you have to do is run like hell and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
Can people stop fucking forcing multiplayer on every game? 99% of wasted potential games are because people keep fucking trying to force multiplayer on the single player and fuck it up. Seriously people, bring back pure singleplayer games!
Also, was Ride to Hell over-marketed, over-hyped, lied about every promise they made, fired its lead composer, changed its story midway through development, and sold the rest of the story as DLC?
It's also funny that the woman just tells the guy that she's angry after he murders the other guy instead of, say, killing him. The explanation of the Mind Hack after you've been doing it reminds me of Shadows of Mordor. Well after I learned Shadow Mount, the annoying dwarf teaches me a harder way to mount and ride Caragors. I like how they all have the same earpiece.
Captainconkerboy1 Did he? I don't recall that. Maybe I didn't do it in his mission. That's awesome. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevelopersForesight?from=Main.TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything
They only suck the most because they failed to adhere to their original vision after they got a new CEO. This new one is greedy. Their original vision was a beautiful one. A vision to create art in the medium of electronics. Interactive art, both visually and mechanically. And they succeeded fairly well during their early days. Their hay-day. Makes me wish to go back to those days. So whenever you say "Fuck EA" remember that they are like this because of a greedy CEO that replaced the old one. We had Tony Stark. We now have the Mandarin. Quite a lot of EA's games are fun as hell. Dead Space, Battlefield, Titanfall, and so many more that I can't even mention cause it's like 6:30 AM here. But their greedy tactics keep them from being the company they once were. Forwarding the progress of Electronic Art. Not all of EA fits this new name, but surely the new CEO does. "Eternal Asshole".
Square Enix and Deep Silver are still an underdogs in this generation. So stop blaming them, they just doing the things that is right for their own companies. And even though this game or ride to hell is like a crap from our asses. They still make a more awesome games that the fans wanted to See and play for themselves. Like Sleeping dogs, Final Fantasy, Rebooted Tomb Raider among others for Square Enix games. And also The Saints Row IV and Dead Island series for Deep Silver. So just be humble for them. Instead, CONTINUE HATING EA AND CAPCOM FOR MAKING GAMES THAT ARE COMPLETELY BULLSHIT AND DLCS THAT ARE WORTHLESS PICE OF SHIT!!
Normally they are no where near this bad. In particular there is the Kindgom Hearts series. Also Deus Ex was pretty good and so was Final Fantasy XIII.
Jason Sharkey Not in terms of badness, I mean in terms of plot. They're so cheesy (i.e. MGS series) and the characters have cardboard personalities, imo.
Jason Sharkey If it's published by Square Enix, it's a SE game, in my book. They're the ones saying, yes, we approve this because this game is worthy of our brand name.
I seriously think Square Enix has some sort of "Publish random and poorly executed jank" quota or something they have to fulfill every now and then. Stuff like Mindjack... Left Alive... You get the point.
I almost wish more crappy games came out because damn I laugh so hard. This, Ride to hell, Sonic and Kane & Lynch 2, Rambo, Thor and Green lantern. Laughter is the best medicine ahahah
My favorite review!! Thanks Joe you are incredible, a real gamer, you are doing videos for passion, and for many (me too) you are an inspiration, and thanks to that I have decide to start a RU-vid channel with my Brother, thanks man, you are the best. The angry joe army are a great comunity, I love that, a lot of people that are so good. From the Europe(Italy)I thank you from the deepest of my Heart.
Kevin Krueger No it's a game called Zero Wing it was what created the meme 'All your base are belong to us'..P.S how does bad english = Zero Wing Gundam reference?
Actually the whole Mind Hack thing isn't bad. It implies that you never controlled any of the characters, but instead you're someone else that's Mind Hacking people to help them out.
When I was living in a Hostel with nothing but a TV and a modded Xbox 360, I had a guy who could get me new games on burnt discs every two weeks when I got paid. This was my one source of entertainment, and without it, I'd be sitting in my very small unit staring at the wall all day. One day my disc guy called and said he had a few new games ready and one of them was Mindjack. I had no idea what it was, all I cared was yay, new games! Want want want. Stuff happened, I couldn't get it, and I waited for about 3 months for another chance to get games from him, and that entire time all I could think about was playing Mindjack. I didn't care what it was, I just fucking needed it. Then I finally moved into my own unit, and ages later I see this video on RU-vid. Holy fuck was I spared.
How? How could they have fucked up this bad? I mean I don't know about you but if I was asked to write a story for a game I would like, put effort into it, like at least try to make a coherent plot. Who made this? What were they thinking? What shadowy overlords do they serve?
zupergozer I don't think even Corporate Commander wanted anything to do with this game. As such, it ended up worse than any scheme even he could come up with.
+NotYourFriend Even Corporate Commander doesn't set out to deliberately make bad games. Yes, they are frequently rushed, derivative and poorly thought out, but not like this. Its obviously a Japanese game, so that explains the shonky voice acting and wierd scripting (The whole world is explode), but doesn't excuse the terrible story.
