Minecraft, but everything is STILL 500x FASTER (3) 

Hey yall! Thanks for watching the video! I tried to tone down the volume of the rude buster segments, if you're able to give me some feedback on that it would help me out a ton for future videos!

after this world eventually ends you ought to try it again, but while having haste and speed so youre also way faster

i wonder if a lag machine would just bring it back to normal speed lmao

It might be more boring but burrowing beneath the floors of the fortress would be safer and making a kill box underneath a blaze spawner would be significantly safer. That *does* require finding a spawner in the first place though

11:20 was really funny, the emotional whiplash even as a viewer :P parkour guy should totally get an upgrade!! the boat breaking still exists but only if you fall from oddly specific heights, I think it’s still a bug lol

dude, the tiny rude buster snippet when you fall in the lava, followed by the full minute of contemplation, FOLLOWED DIRECTLY BY ANOTHER INSTANT DEATH is pure gold. thank you for suffering for our enjoyment lol your sacrifice is greatly appreciated

11:21 LMAO everytime they cut off their screams like that it kills me

I like how 99% of the difficulty in this challenge comes from the hyperspeed mobs and the skeletons with freaking machine guns

9:12 💀💀 OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. The switch from annoyance to PURE TERROR. LORDDD Thanks for making my day with this omfg. Take a follow. The editing is also amazing. 11:20 THE SCREAMING OF THE AMOUNT OF SURPRISE Live the switch of music everytime you take damage. Really takes the cake. So underrated. You never lost my attention ONCE.

Spinoff series called "I had to loot every ancient city chest at 500x speed" let the masochism continue!!!

11:20 oh yeah thats what I come here for

we're just slowly following him fading into madness

you should try to see if mounting a pig or strider will let you travel faster since you don’t actually control them, only the direction they go

The amount of dead portals from the ghast is so darn funny to me!

Alternative title: Minecraft, but I'm a fucking sloth

9:14 was my fav part

technically the day and night should last 1.2 seconds each, but you're most likely being limited by your hardware

1:33 lava jumpscare

Parkour guy seems to deserve some more rights.

these videos deserve a few mil views cant wait for part 4

also really like the silent rage

I bet its because parkour guy hasn't done a neo yet

babe wake up!! pants posted a new 500x faster vid

What a underated gem

I think the upgraded course should just be one 2 block jump

I love this style of making videos! Do you think you’ll make a discord server anytime soon?

5:31 it was worth a try

You need more subs, and the ghast do be ruthless

If you barter with piglins they give you fire resistance!

im so happy to be wacthing this journey and see you grow

Imagine this but with no keep inventory 😂

bro keep editing like that thats awesome

UPGRADE

9:12 LMAOOOOOOO

under rated bro keep it up, also funny lol, i would be in your live audience btw

btw, the pie chart keybind got changed in 1.20.2. now it's f3+1, i think you need to have the f3 screen open to toggle it

I think the bat caught you on fire when you where using the boat to go down the cave

7:28 LMAO

parkour guy needs an upgrade!! >w

9:22 oh my god. your boat broke because of a bug 😭😭😭

Minecraft but i'm the opposite of the flash

Pain incarnate

i request you to get a better mic but i mean your mic all ready adds on to the humor lol

I got the idea from somebody else but why don’t you try to make a lag machine and slow down time back to the original speed like some sort of god I think it would make a good series goal

I like how the speed up basically makes food the original system from way back

Next up is the slowest possible speed

Try using a bow, it shoots 500x faster

WOOOOO YEAHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING

These vids are hilarious and I really hope you become popular. Great stuff. I'm your 445th sub now.

Bro underrated as f

that was awesome video lol

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH KEEP POSTING

IS THAT ME??????? HELLO???? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE NAMED PANTS WHAT???????

1k subs :D

gud👍

im the 555 subscriber lets go i get a cool number. Also the ender dragon may be Minecraft's boss but parkour guys final boss is gonna be you...

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