Minecraft Is Trying To Kill You!

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Could you survive being in Minecraft? No you can't silly! In this very @GameTheory inspired video we find out why Minecraft is basically the most uninhabitable game ever!
This video is fully researched, written and edited by ME!!! Any similarities to other videos like this is just a coincidence (it made me cry a little)
Members got to see bits of this video early ;)
/ @craftymasterman
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@CraftyMasterman Год назад

Guys... i didn't forget that pistons could push the player. I intentionally didn't mention it and even implied just BLOCKS like brooo you guys are literally the mf "but cwafty" bit AVATARS BY The4thAD!!!! ru-vid.com/show-UCYSNWDLq8vczZbuj0lgmm7g

@cevloAlt Год назад

Lol

@aqua-bery Год назад

I love your little character he's so cute!

@unlisted5474 Год назад

Just wanted to say water can flow down infinitely and if you do everything perfectly you can have one water bucket go across the entirety of a minecraft world. One cubic meter of water is around 1 thousand kilograms. So we would get one septillion kilograms from one water bucket. That is pretty heavy. Happily steve e is the strongest force known to man

@unlisted5474 Год назад

Yeah please don’t ask me what I did with my life I will have nothing to say

@dandabossthesecond3599 Год назад

lol lanigiro erom saw ti dne eht ta tub ,yroeht emag ekil saw ti trats eht tA (backwards writing glitch lol)

@MrCube6 Год назад

Never realized Redstone was THIS dangerous! Insane video!

@mreltrut5565 Год назад

How radiated are you???

@uiinpui Год назад

@@mreltrut5565 very

@vitia2285 Год назад

@@mreltrut5565 not very

@SUPREETH. Год назад

@someonecalledrichardthehuman Год назад

Never close to intoxication .....for now

@RandomGuy03 Год назад

Craftys editing is what’s killing us, not the Minecraft world (great editing btw looks sick)

@sibymathew3252 Год назад

ok anyone understand anything lol

@azulamazighberber Год назад

You're righ- **dies** bro i said **dies** im dead go away

@wiggle143 Год назад

Still more coherent than maxor

@naianetwork2609 Год назад

IT'S PROBABLY THE CONTROVERSIAL CHAT REPORT SYSTEM.

@Mine-pv1de Год назад

Good. But very fast

@bomono3973 Год назад

This is genuinely impressive. as a university graduate who took physics, I can say that the ability to just throw out units, and make them make sense in such a quick timeframe was incredibly impressive. Especially explaining watts and watt hours in such a succinct and effective way. The way that scale is explained despite the breakneck speed is really easy to follow, and I can say that I've never consumed a piece of media like this before in my life. I just want to give you some credit for making something so effective.

@Person-fq1uf 9 месяцев назад

but how do you just convert from watts (a unit of power (which is energy use over time)) to kilowatt hours (a unit of energy (derived from the amount of energy used with a certain amount of power over a certain amount of time))? just wondering as a random idiot from youtube

@MonocleMC Год назад

Man, Steve is one strong dude to withstand that gravity.

@Xephyra Год назад

Dude, think about the elytra. Just casually lifts a player carrying 27 shulkers of netherite blocks, or about 9530887680 kgs and cruising in 3gs at such high speeds.

@RealmsSMPStudios Месяц назад

@@Xephyrasubstitute that netherite with waters spreading pushed to the extreme…

@tdog_ Год назад

Your forgot ONE important factor (excluding the fact that steve isn't human in a world that does not properly equate to the real world): Steve is superhuman. He can carry so many tons of solid netherite blocks (37(64*27*204280)+netherite armor+shulker boxes) Just the blocks weigh about 13,060,846,080kg! Steve is so strong he could definetly survive the piston and the gravity and the uranium and everything! Steve is the most powerful video game character EVER! Oh and the piston is WAYYYYY stronger if it can also lift steve with all mentioned above

@diabIok Год назад

yes

@anonymoususer8982 Год назад

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@roboticgames2989 Год назад

dont forgot with nbt data you can put chests inside chests so steve can carry inf mass....

@tdog_ Год назад

@@anonymoususer8982 u are the definition of a 9 year old. from the username to they way you type. im not a nerd. im a minecraft enthusiast

@basdejong1598 Год назад

Even worse, you can fill your inventory with shulker boxes filled with netherite blocks.

@TheAquaAuthor Год назад

Netherite is an allow comprised of Gold and an element only referred to in game as 'Ancient Debris'. It is highly suggested through the properties of this metal that this element is actually *platinum*. The compression of Carbon into Diamond seems like a good concept, but the properties of Ancient Debris point toward a metal rather than a crystal.

@SpringonMC Год назад

the editing is making me go 200 miles every second, its really good but may be too fast

@enkvadrat_ Год назад

He could half the speed and I would still watch the full video

@jonirubik5374 Год назад

No no no I think it’s perfect He even could cram even more information in (At least in my opinion)

@giuthais Год назад

I have to watch his videos at 0.75x speed or I won't be able to catch everything 😭

@jeremywoolley Год назад

Too fast, yes!

@justarandomwoof2247 Год назад

Me watching at 2x speed:

@Phillip_Anatra Год назад

You missed something. The average distance form the surface to bedrock is way less than your calculated radius. How will that affect the density of the world? Update: I suppose since your gravity calculations match the games code well enough, there must be an explanation. Maybe the void under the bedrock is insanely dense, which would also explain why it kills you when you fall down there.

@-aid4084 Год назад

My theory is the world is a Dyson sphere.

@artiomboyko Год назад

The void is not there, it was just coded in the game as it was easier Actually, the bedrock continues deeper and deeper until you get eight times closer to the center of the Minecraft world, where the bedrock ceiling is covering the Nether The Nether is eight times closer to the center, so when you get down there with a portal, go _d_ meters in one direction (i.e. _8d/r_ radians around the center) and get back up with another portal, you pass _(8d/r) × r = 8d_ meters in the Overworld, i.e. 8 times further. Everything matches

@Phillip_Anatra Год назад

@@artiomboyko Fair enough

@davidarvingumazon5024 Год назад

@@artiomboyko Hi

@MrBurningGarbage Год назад

@@artiomboyko By that logic, the world border isnt there either, since minecraft is intended to be an infinite game, but coding limitations caused the worlds to be not infinite, which would mean the world would be infinite.

@TrideGD Год назад

This video was such a journey lmao I had no idea that that material thingo was in bedrock, now I kinda wanna play around with it lmao

@DragonMCYT__ Год назад

AYO I DIDNT KNOW THAT YOURE INTRESTED IN MINECRAFT

@olillin Год назад

Love the editing and new resource pack, gives your content a very unique style

@MaybeGamerLV Год назад

Yes

@therealgamingfire Год назад

i belive its the bare bone texture pack?

@Hjjja Год назад

@@therealgamingfire it is!

@jimmified Год назад

@@therealgamingfire nice observation!

@PriggarGaming Год назад

Hello mumbo

@CaptainTimeStories Год назад

This one was so much fun. The calculations were spot on and the editing was pure lulz.

@2520WasTaken Год назад

Great analysis on the piston's power, but you forgot one important factor. Netherite blocks are not affected by gravity.

@Tom3sYT Год назад

he's got a point

@tuna862 Год назад

since steve can carry millions of kilograms, can eat infinite amount of food and it doesn't need to dispose, he can eat an entire steak in seconds, can survive falling thousands of kilometers with just water, and most importantly, made out of cubes, he must be a very strong mutant man because of that radioactive redstone!

@HyCat Год назад

What if you're on bedrock edition and put shulker boxes of netherite blocks into 12 chests and move it with a piston? Pistons must be 64x27x27 times stronger

@ghostbanana7661 Год назад

poor piston man

@Shillabritish Год назад

Ok now calculate the houses of electricity

@M_1024 Год назад

* 27x27 times stronger

@HyCat Год назад

@@M_1024 oh yeah

@iogamesplayer Год назад

With bundles, it will be a little more ;)

@ollystolly3111 Год назад

But cwafty, the world is hollow after about 200 blocks down anyway because the void is there…

@Zerahu Год назад

I've been editing for a couple years and there is no doubt this has taken ages! Well done man fantastic video!

@Owen322 Год назад

There is no way this doesn’t go viral the editing is insane

@primescoreredstonetutorials Год назад

This editing is legit amazing, well done! It's been really neat to watch you grow over the years, good luck:)

@alfiejackson8229 Год назад

So you’re telling me Doc and Marty could’ve used restone instead of lightning to power the Delorean

@RealmsSMPStudios Год назад

I did the math, the amount of energy from circuit unit 1 on a redstone circuit carries a little more than a 4th of a kiloton of TNT…

@szupertntakos5000 Год назад

7:47 was that sound when the block transformed the sound of cahnging a bearing's rotation with a connect tool in scrap mechanic?

@wiggle143 Год назад

Maybe, might also just be the spyglass sound

@righthandman7330 Год назад

The well-crafted/nonsensical ratio of this video is unbelievable

@NCKirito Год назад

Woah. That was a lot of Math and.. Physics. I think that's enough studying for me today..

@junglejuicejuno Год назад

Steve must be one of the strongest fictional characters since he can carry 2,368 Anvils at a time in 3x the earth’s gravity and he can still jump a metre into the air If the anvils were 226kg that would come to around 535,168kg and that’s only with earth anvils god knows how heavy minecraft ones are, steve could very easily throw the statue of liberty across new york

@caspermadlener4191 Год назад

There is probably a lot of material being lost when crafting netherite, so netherite wouldn't be four times as heavy as gold. Also, blocks are definitely not solid, because they can be made smaller (in item form), so what we see is just a paperthin outside layer. Objection! You forgot suffocation! Well, it is completely dark inside a block, so seeing anything inside is just an illusion. This makes for crazy lore.

@theodorteo1657 Год назад

4:57

@imthefatherofyoutube7993 Год назад

Cool vid :) Insane editing!

@ebsolas 9 месяцев назад

Something to remember is that when you heat diamonds they evaporate. If netherite is just a super diamond then it'd lose a lot of mass due to the smelting process. Not to remember the lost mass of the impurities.

@mr_bluemouse Год назад

this video looks like my mind, one time I am thinking about how big the minecraft planet is, next I am thinking about pearl cannons, and then I am thinking about the realistic weight of Netherite 🤣

@angusquigley3713 Год назад

High production value and entertaining 👌 keep it up :)

@wobblestone3148 Год назад

This guy's editing always feels satisfying, I can see this video getting tons of millions of views

@vxftbl Год назад

This man is definitely a front bencher in school.

@Zappr Год назад

I now understand what some people feel while watching redstone videos

@Factsfromjimmy181 Год назад

Craftys manages to be our childhood and after years he still is one of the best RU-vidrs on the entire platform!

@tdog_ Год назад

You have posted 174 videos and are most likely a stolen channel or are just lying to get people to subscribe. If ya really want people to think you have 0 videos then you should probably start a new channel

@asdwqrew124 Год назад

finally the bots realized how good crafty is and started commenting under his videos

@enio3698 Год назад

Here from mumbo jumbo video even though i watched you before the video

@mehdithezer0_985 Год назад

yoo

@decasphere Год назад

Editing was so brilliant on this, great work and very useful to know 👍

@ikrk1717 Год назад

Let’s intentionally forget levers are just a random rock and a tree branch

@ProPixel Год назад

Crafty I am impressed!! This video has everything Netflix needed but doesn't have yet, the editing the scripting the EVERYTHING this is the best video I have ever watched! thank you.

@miguelalarcon1618 Год назад

Cool video

@musikid_official Год назад

Congrats on 100k! Just subbed an hour or so ago. Great content!

@IdioticSandwich Год назад

You forgot that Steve, not matter if the gravitational pull is 3 times greater, can carry and entire inventory (along with his off-hand) of shulker boxes, each one filled with netherite blocks, and not getting muscle cramps while running and jumping normally

@ItzPancake231 Год назад

CwaftyMastewman

@getoutofmywalls Год назад

Cool vid bro (even tho I haven’t watched it yet lol)

@getoutofmywalls Год назад

Yes now it is

@NightPupperz Год назад

I djd

@racsolagrup 2 месяца назад

7:39 Expanding on redstone's colour, the unknown element has parts of purple in it, and if you mix that with the yellow (for the oxidized uranium), you get a cross between red and brown, so it matches redstone even better than your average oxidized uranium!

@gamerbath7921 Год назад

I love the new editing style. Keep up the good work!

@thiagokawano1618 Год назад

You also forgot the ammount of carcinogens the player would be exposed by smelting with coal, or the ammount of dust in their lungs after a long session of mining.

@zyansheep Год назад

This must be the lore behind the Minecraft parody song "Redstone Active"

@TheAlienDoctor Год назад

Amazing video! Cannot think about how long this took to edit xD

@day3425 Год назад

This man just taught us whole classical physics in one video about a silly item inside a silly game.

@RedIsntHome Год назад

The title just sound like a title MatPat would use on his Game Theory videos.

@shadowrobot77 Год назад

The big G part can be used in a "out of context" video

@RngGm Год назад

You forgot that the player can hold several universes in its inventory

@emeraldhamster Год назад

God I was expecting you to tell me that the addictive nature of the game is killing me irl not that mess of equations

@simboi3682 Год назад

love the way you dumbed it down enough but not too much for me. great story telling and wasnt to fast nor slow. all round an amazing video. keep up the good work!

@NimproductionsYT143 2 месяца назад

The fact that the Redstone block can sustain itself suggested that it isn’t radioactive, and besides uranium 238 has a half-life of nearly 1 billion years, so we have no idea whether the Redstone is radioactive or not.

@andybrennan6788 Год назад

That was such an awesome video!!! Omg I love this new style of content. Keep it up 🎉❤

@jarvis1076 Год назад

You see, steve can survive many things such as- explosions, poison, swords, punching a tree, and carrying all the netherite he wants

@ImCrowned76 Год назад

This guy needs to be my physical science and math teacher

@breawen 10 месяцев назад

7:41 that "unknown element" probably has a symbol of "M"

@itzgalactica Год назад

I love videos like this, short funny videos going in-depth on dumb topics that turn out really interesting!

@ScarlettStunningSpace Год назад

I wonder how the game would behave if the world was accurate to earth, since it's accurate to its own world. It would make sense why each 1x1 cube seems small compared to one IRL. Minecraft characters are built different to survive, I wonder how strong a Minecraft character would be considering they can stand under all that air with no problems

@gotkreemedstudios Год назад

You put more effort into this video than all of my assignments combined

@MonkFishhh Год назад

i still think the deadliest thing in minecraft are drowneds with tridents

@miciagaming7323 Год назад

i know how painful editing is and the amount of editing in your video's are insane it'd probaly take me a year or something to edit this with such high quality

@Jeffra_010 Год назад

Love the new editing style, keep it up!

@pixel0818 Год назад

i learned more from this than my physics class (amazing editing btw)

@elanspacedelannee Год назад

4:39 is like the same as this: lonsdaleite. Lonsdaleite is also more pressurized and heated then diamonds on earth. Lonsdaleite is found by meteors

@ethandeschamps2775 Год назад

funny thing that might imply lore for the future but the glich out in the end the chibi of CraftyMasterman have normal eyes and not full red with white pupils (in the 9.07 seconds)

@StevesCrafts 10 месяцев назад

You know what's even worse? Chest minecarts, because you can use the NBT picking thing to make q piston push practically infinite mass

@theanonymous7221 Год назад

I like how he threw the 'activation is short' in there

@supaboi Год назад

I knew basically nothing in this video but its still somehow rlly good

@Dr_Doctor_Lee Год назад

dont forget the player can fill the inventory with shulkers full of netherrite and the piston still manages it to push u up

@Fybinex Год назад

I learned more from this video than i did in school sick editing btw

@ImRyze15 Год назад

I love the png of you and us (the "but cwafty" bit)

@AwesomeDroidIRL Год назад

The first thing I said when the video finished: What?

@RandomMemesYT Год назад

But crwafty, you can push a whole double chest full of Shulkers full of nether items blocks in bedrock and also you can push infinite chest minecarts

@evanplatteau Год назад

That's why we don't make fancy roller coasters in minecraft

@garlicbread5522 Год назад

i feel like they just put uranium in redstone to explain the glowing but then again it could just be the unknown element

@slothtamer513 Год назад

0:35 flat earthers when they see a frisbee VS people with brains

@purvbhatia Год назад

now literally this is in my half yearly which is in 15 days

@alloysapien Год назад

Mumbo after watching this: Yes, sad. But here's how to make a rocket

@davidblackshear4349 Год назад

2:55 enbyd has been waiting to tell someone his whole life.

@ColliefarmerYT Год назад

nice man keep it up idek what all those equations do

@Hectilli0n Год назад

Legend has it the Manhattan project made its bombs from redstone ore

@Eeevonn Месяц назад

one problem. in the ending credits of minecraft, they say that the minecraft world is flat.

@o-rowl4182 Год назад

GREAT video! pls make more like this one

@Blackearbaiya Год назад

The Minecraft r world is only around 390 blocks thick so using surface area to convert to a planet will cause the planet to be hollow, and this affects the G constant massively. It will probably go from 3g to 0.001g or something

@Blackearbaiya Год назад

That’s if it’s in real life

@LineOfThy Год назад

@@Blackearbaiya let's assume bedrock is uber dense than

@truemori6700 Год назад

Well, the piston can't actually push bedrock or obsidian, so the mass of 12 netherite must actually be LESS than 1 obsidian/bedrock. 12 netherite weighs less than 5491 kg, because 1 obsidian block weighs about 5491 cubic kg. This means that 1 netherite block must be at most 610 cubic kg.

@AndevOG Год назад

And the reason the player survives all this, is because of Steve's strength, he can survive temperatures that can instantly evaporate water, he can obliterate a log in seconds, he can carry unlimited weight, and he can get killed by a baby zombie. Meaning that both steve and the mobs in minecraft are gods and the earth itself is even stronger to where the desert plants can grow strong enough to kill them. Minecrafts world is unexplainable with superbeings, an endless void, the sun literally being infinite blocks away yet you can still see it. 3 dimensions possibly gonna be 4, steve can die from low temperatures but not high temperatures, etc. It just doesn't make sense at all.

@caseyyeow1649 Год назад

Because everything is a cube

@arielg7736 Год назад

its more entertaining then school while learning the same fricking thing

@mkks4559 Год назад

This video caused a sensory overload in my brain, cool video!

@mostsincerlypleasestoplook5025 Год назад

POV: you compress all game theory episodes together with the uranium powered pistons

@minecraftmodder_op9300 Год назад

use shocker boxes, and then see how much a piston can push

@skeletron01 Год назад

But cwafty. 1 stick and 1 cobblestone makes a laver. This can power the piston with no radioactive substance. If you combine this with repeters then you have infinite power meaning 1 stick and 1 stone makes infinite power. You can also make a loop with repeters and power it with a button AKA: 1 plank. This single plank can create infinite power and infinite KW/H

@killianobrien2007 Год назад

Pistons have redstone inside

@iChewienya 11 месяцев назад

I expected a video about boredom and procrastinating/out of ideas. Instead I got several numbers, I don't regret the watch.

@NormalMaximo Год назад

bro is turning into matpat

@someidiot4311 Год назад

no wonder redstone ore glows when you right click it

@brawlfan Год назад

Okay but given how going under the world shows that the Sun & Moon go _around_ the Minecraft world and that it's somehow the same time of day everywhere we can probably assume that the Minecraft world is flat meaning that the gravity would act different to some extent.