Minecraft's Funniest Pirates... 

Okay this is a gillion moment

shlatt: drunk pspspspsing tommy: exploring charlie: are you my mother tubbo: ass captain ranboo: "some weird cult shit"

Jshlatt sounds like a drunk step dad who has to watch the kids for the week

charlie staring at the stairs while saying "im just a vertex!" made my whole year better already

Ranboo: Appears Tommy: *HE'S RIDING A C O C K*

tommy: defending tubbo schlatt: drunk captain charlie: looking for his mother tubbo: a tennis ball ranboo: in a cult

The funniest thing in here is when Tubbo finds a little boat and decides he's now a captain too because he has a boat. That is actually exactly how pirates become captains.

Schlatt: Single drunk dad Tubbo: Problem child 1 Charlie: Problem child 2 Tommy: Just trying to be a good crew member Ranboo: Possibly an Eldridge creature

I love how Schlatt specifically has items for calming down Tubbo in his inventory, like it's a mom purse or something, only the mom is giving her kid cookies and threatening him with a sword to make him be quiet.

Charlie: *exists* Tommy: *IMPROV SKILLS ACTIVATE*

16:30 Tubbo has the face of a boy who is enjoying himself 16:45 why was this an action movie scene- 16:50 even the face- 18:55 you cant get rid of him 19:00 *…off the tracks and im back cuz ive seen heck but this is a bit more my style* 19:15 Tubbo not being able to sound mad makes him even more wholesome….Just ignore the nukes and..Yeah 19:53 I paused here 20:10 human rights arent right, we need human lefts 22:48 he figured it out guys, I’m so proud

Jschlatt and Tubbo arguing over the ship is so much like Jack Sparrow and Barbossa it's unreal

"Stop drinking!!" *Drinks even more* Reminds me of my alcoholic uncle

15:25 “It seems we’re having some real issues AMOGUS.” Someone is being too sussy...

7:34 Schlatt: "This triggers a very... very instinctual recess in my pirate brain" Charlie: "And what is that you inebriated F*CK?"

5:24 I’m just a vertex! - Slimesicle 2021

"Hey mom can we go see pirates of the caribbean?" Mom: "we have pirates of the caribbean at home" Pirates of the caribbean at home:

I can't believe Philza did that.

5:28 I've never been more close to death in my life (so far) by laughing.

Schlatt: becoming an alcoholic Tommy : trying to be sane Tubbo:*becomes basketball* Charlie: trying to find his mother Ranboo: being as innapropriate as he possibly can

tommy used to be a huge fan of schlatt so whenever i see them together it makes me feel really good

Credit to the guy that has to sit there and write all the subtitles.

10:38 is the start of Tubbenis

16:03 Tubbo: 🎶Just faking tasks🎶 Charlie: And they were crewmates

“Left” “Far left” “OUR LEFT” Communism intensifies Edit: Mother Russia is proud

Tommy: "My funniest group of friends" Wilbur: "And i took that personally."

3:50, I love how he misspelled cookie, lmao.

Can we talk about how good Schlatts impression of Michael Jackson was 12:30

Tommy: "I gathered my *Funniest Friends*" **sad wilbur noises AGAIN**

Tommy: confused Tubbo: abused Charlie: curious Jschlatt: jack sparrow

Schlatt: **boys-alluring noises** Jambo in the back: WHO'S SUMMONED ME!?

15:36 this predicted the shapeshifter role

*_"I’m so young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear"_* - Charlie

Jschlatt: "Psst psttt" Caption: *Child alluring noises*

Bro when ranboo said he gave us hints… he.. he definitely did 10:21

20:07 “Do you agree with human rights?” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

_”We did it! We committed murder. Let’s go guys!”_ _”I’ve got Slusan’s balls.”_

No one: Nobody: Not a single soul: Ranboo: **sitting on a pp shaped boat** It’s just bad design

The last words that Tubbo hears: I’m sendin’ over Tubbo.

8 months later and this remains one of my favourite tommyinnit videos

In this video, Tubbo died to: 3:03 Alcohol poisoning 8:25 Ingesting smoke and a boat explosion 10:54 Murder by being boiled alive in lava... 11:59 ...twice. 12:20 Murder by stabbing with a wooden sword... 12:33 ...also twice. 12:45 Oh and more boiling in lava. 13:05 Scratch that he got stabbed three times. 13:19 Boy-alluring noises. 14:45 Being sent into the endless vacuum of space for suspicious behavior. 20:44 And a bombing.

“I gathered my funniest friends today” Phil and Wilbur: 👁👄👁

9:32 out running in the 90s

"what are you interested in watching? what *peaks* your humor?" "men tossing a guy around a lava pool and making micheal jackson noises with every hit." "oh."

everyone: having a normal conversation tubbo: “i have d y s e n t e r y”

Schlatt and Charlie playing Tubbennis and singing Michael Jackson is friendship goals right there

Alternative Title: Pirates Of The Carribbean. But The Pirates Are Snorted On Cocaine

Got to be the best pirates I’ve ever seen *pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*

Charlie’s fckn’ “EHHE” Micheal Jackson was too beautiful for this earth

Jschlatt: "Im gonna start drinking" Slimecicle: "Mom it's ok-" PLEASE

Ranboo makes sense in this vid now honestly

I love the moment where schlatt and slimecicle were making michael jackson sounds and tossing tubbo around, its hilarious

Charlie: We could go on a mother-son boat trip- Schlatt: *Starts levitating the fuck out*

Tubbo: Hey guys my boat smoking Charlie: That’s worrying Tubbo: Yah!

Definitely gonna use ‘I’m gonna curl up here until I turn into oil’ 😂

Charlie in 18:30 when he said goop he sounded like a child

I like it when schlatt wants tubbos attention he just treats him like he’s trying to get a cat to follow him and that it works.

_I love how Ranboo roles as a cult leader every time Wilbur is absent_

Tommy: actually trying to help Charlie Schlatt: drunk captaining Tubbo: Fake captaining Ranboo: Amongus cultist Charlie: absorbed back into his mom??

17:31 lol

“Mum, can we get Sea of Thieves?” “We have Sea of Thieves at home” Sea of Thieves at home:

“It’s hard being a single mother when you’re a man” -Schlatt

"AHH AHH AA AH AH A A AAAA AHH A" - tubbo

And now Tubbo has a pirateSMP

Tommy: "Straight North" Jschlatt: *Proceeds to drive East*

“I’m young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear” -Charlie Slimecicle, 2021

"Tubbo you want some alchohol?" "yeah okay!" had me dyinggg lmaooo

Tommy: 'Today I gathered my funniest group of friends!' *Sad Quackity noises*

“We did it! we committed murder. Let's go guys!” -Ranboo

Tommy : "We're a democracy here" Technoblade playing on Hypixel Skyblock : "Did I just hear government ?"

Wealth, fame, power. The King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer.

Just some of my favorite moments lol Tommy: we MURDERED him **silence** Ranboo: we did it! we committed murder! lets go guys! **Schlatt levitating up in the air** Charlie: Stop swimming! *Stop swimming!!* Tommy: STOP DRINKING-- Tommy: I don't think this is lonely island... Charlie: Is this where I slimed out of the sludge? Tommy: **confused and disgusted** Tubbo: HEY GUYS MY BOATS SMOKING NOW :D Charlie: That's... worrying- Tommy: heLLO?? *...* **Ranboo riding a giant weiner** **Playing Tubbennis** Charlie: Eah- a chika chika-- MM-- *EH HEE HEE* Schlatt: *HeE hEe* Ranboo: Why does he make michael jackson noises? Charlie, hiding in a hole, crying: She got climate changed into bones... **Tommy breaks the bones** Charlie, breaking down: nnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOO!! extra Tubbo: *back from the dead, kills slusan* Everyone: No, Tubbo! Tubbo: IM SO MAD!! Schlatt: Oh he figured it out at least! Ranboo: He figured it out! Mass murder! *...* Tubbo: I've got... Slusan's balls-

"Let's beat him and make him cry!" Tommy really learned a thing or two from being in prison with Dream huh

“Tubbo, are you okay? Are you okay?” Tubbo’s fuckin *dead*

the tubbo stick is unironically my favorite bit i have ever seen from a tommy video i laugh uncontrollably at it

Tommy: defending Tubbo Jschlatt: drunk captain Charlie: looking for his mother Tubbo: a tennis ball Ranboo: in a cult

Ranboo & Tommy: Rediscovering a portal that's been labeled a myth for years Meanwhile on the other side of the island... *(various grunting & Michael Jackson noises)*

Jschlatt: "What are you, Michael Jackson?! HeeHee!" Ranboo: "Why does he make Michael Jackson noises?!"

bro predicted the among us shapeshifter before they added a shapeshifter

I love how this starts off as them being pirates and ends with them being among us

TommyInnit “All the people we met were insane along the way Jschlatt: *drinking water*

Tubbo is the type of person that would ask "am I the captain?" And not wait for an answer

Tommy: Everyone we met along the way was just insane! Ranboo: rides a c***, spent 3 years to get to a dimension that hasn't been in the game for years. Tubbo: annoys his crewmates and captain, discovers how to be mad. Charlie/Slimecicle: makes way too many slime or among us references, loves Tubbo. Schlatt: annoyed captain, played tennis with Tubbo as the ball, drank *80 year old tequila.*

Love how Slimecicle immediately picks the alcoholic to be his mother-

Shclatt: is literally levitating Tommy: STOP DRINKING

7:25 is such a Tubbo thing to do 😂 great videos you are doing such a good job at this!

am i the only one still wondering why charlie’s screen view is so realistic while the other still be living in pixle 😭💀😭

The “Tubbo are you okay?” line from Schlatt made me want to do a rewrite of Smooth Criminal but about Tubbo, Tubbo tennis, and pirates.

"mom can we have pirates of the caribbean?" "We have pirates of the caribbean at home" Pirates of the Caribbean at home:

Philza: WTF 15:39

Ok but tubbenis has such minigame potential. 3 players, one has resistance 200, and the other 2 have to keep them from hitting the ground.

“Be careful, he’s a captain.” Is the new “be careful, he’s a lawyer” to Tubbo.

“you will be my new motherly figure” jschlatt: *starts drinking a few seconds later* me: he knows where to start at least

12:11 as a tennis player we don’t grunt when we hit, we just cry and hope it goes over

This entire video feels like a fever dream. Although that seems to be a common occurrence on this channel.

Pirates = drunk American with a gun, someone who likes bees and a boy who is famous for being young and small.

Alternate title: "Bullying Tubbo as Pirates is Hillarious!"

"I'ma sendin over tubbo ugh" XD

the first time i watched this I had no idea who the hell Charlie was, and was really confused about the slime portion lol.

Not gonna lie, when tubbo tries to reassure them “I am the captain!” honestly has the same vibe as “Don’t worry I’m a lawyer!” Big law and Ass. Captain Tubbo are both as chaotic as each other lmao