Minecraft Speed Runner Vs Assassin... 

I love that George has both the dumbass energy to walk straight off his bridge and the pro energy to save himself from it.

Dream: you *nasty little freak* George: ... George: w o t

Its so quiet without: "YOU MUFFIN HEADS!" "no hes gonna get me!" "He has to be so low!" "DREAMMM!" "You've got to be joking!" "Leave me alone!" "C'MERE GEORGE!" "Oh Dream!~" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Imma just ignore the fact dream said "Georgie poo~" **strangled tea kettle noises**

Dream: Oh my god I'm on one heart I- I mean I'm on full health SPEECH 100

Nether Fortress: *exists* George and Dream: Stronghold

8:41 I loved how George tried to play it cool right after seeing Dream ''.....oh my god dream where are you?!''

Im seriously thinking about setting George’s scream as my alarm

3:13 Dream: "oh there's a village..." George: *quietly breaks the crafting table*

Dream: "Oh, there's a village" George chilling at the village: *dead silence*

Dream saying in the most childish way possible "let me go" Is the cutest

Dream: “George you sneaky little freak” George: *only for u dream*

"Oh my god I'm on 1 heart- Oh I mean full health" _I l l u s i o n 1 0 0_

George : is close to the end Me : sees there is only one minute left Me : *"Oh my sweet summer child..."*

my volume when dream is talking: 📈📈📈 my volume when george is talking: 📉📉📉

22:35 that skeleton just 360 noscoped george lol

This is just a very intense version of red light green light

George: *_looks away 1 millisecond_* Dream: *I am speed*

0:23 Dream sounds like a little kid

I love how George is smart enough to drop Dream off the bridge, but not smart enough to hold Dream underwater when he has a clear chance.

Dream legit sounds like a maniac when he's the hunter.

Honestly we don't even need "George screaming and Dream wheezing" compilations, every video they post is already one

3:36 George hitting the golem to the beat

George: *slightly dumb walking into a cactus and thinking it’s dream* Also George: *Big brains dream to his death*

ah yes, my favorite minecraft structure: the nether stronghold

Dream: Disappears from under the sand hill George: looks around zoomed in for Dream Cactus: _prick~_ George: *_oH_*

I love how Dream sounds like a psychopath whenever it's him chasing George.

15:28 Why is no one talking about George's big brain moment when he made dream fall. That honestly made me so proud of him o7

Every Dream and George video when they found a village: Iron Golem: "My time has come"

Dream: you’re in the nether george: no i’m in a plains biome, dream my god the *S A S S*

"Oh George... I'm in the desert." "Oh no the desert... please Dream not the desert." The sass 17:08

6:22 Lol I felt bad. “Ooo! I’m on one heart! I’m on one heart!” “I mean-“ “I’m...full health!”

dream is the hunter: george runs from dream george is the hunter: george runs from dream

“Ooh, I’m on 1 heart- I mean, full health” *the trickster*

George really took advantage of the whole 'you can't move' thing when he made Dream fall. That was brilliant 😂

At 23:31 George POV: running out of his room angrily Dream POV: *tea kettle noises*

7:42 Guys give George some credit that was actually pretty smart

"George, it's your turn to be hunted!" Even when he was the hunter, he was already the one being hunted. 😆

George:Dream! [Dramatic Music] 2 seconds later:Stopped George:Dream? (George walking closely) George:Dream! [Dramatic music continues]

You can just HEAR Dream's smile. There really is no joy in the world equivalent to Dream getting to hunt down his friends. And I LOVE it that George keeps up with him so well. These matches are always so close, and it's so much fun to watch!

"ThAtS cHeAtiNg" *literally has the ability to kill him with ONE hit so it's actually fair play*

welcome to some george and dream logic where strongholds = fortresses and fortresses = strongholds

3:34 Somehow when George was hitting the iron golen it was perfect with Dream's singing xd

0:20 Dream : " let me go !" Gorge : hehe Dream : " Let me goo "

It's weird hearing: "*Geoooorrrrrgeee" instead of "Dreeeeaaaaaam"

"oh there's a creeper..." "OH NO!!!" "I'm down to one heart!!! ... I mean.... full hearts. I'm at full hearts." busted out laughing. :)

The little “let me go” is cute omg

Everybody always talks about how skilled Dream is with clutches and traps but you gotta give George some credit for all of the stuff he pulled off in this video, man geez

Dream: master of trickery Skeppy: master of trapping kids George: master of screaming dream

Can we just appreciate the fact George walked into a cactus and thought he was getting attacked?

no one realises and appreciates george’s smart plays, especially through out this video. wow

Dream: YOU NASTY LITTLE FREAK Sapnap watching: well damn-

3:50 why was that *WHAT* so aggressive lmaoo

5:06 George knowing Dream is far away: kalm George getting hurt by a cactus: panik

dreams “let me go”s at the beginning were so adorable

0:53 When is it not his turn to be hunted xD

Alternate title: Deranged Psycho VS Living Earrape

I thought George and Sapnap's "Oh Dream" was already so psycho, but Dream's "George!" is the true psycho.

Dream singing the farm animal song was adorable 🥺😭

Time: *23 minutes* Me: *I already know who won* 😂😂😂

i freaking LOVE when dream goes: “....WHAT?” 8:49 is an example

Normal people: nether fortress Dream and George (intellectuals): stronghold

3:24 My respect for dream immediately shot through the roof when he started singing his parody of the campfire song song

3:43 that faint little giggle had me "uwu"ing.. like WHYYYYY-

12:48 That "DrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEam" was so guttural I feel bad for your throat.

George: kills dream by knocking him to the ground *jumps down to ground immediately at the same height that dream just died from*

All I think about is when dream says “Georgie-poo” I’m dying over here

16:09 When George has a crushing victory but there's only seven minutes left in the video and he hasn't even been to the Nether, and Dream is complaining about "restarting." *Something's wrong, I can feel it.*

15:46 whenever dream rages it sounds like he is eating his microphone

George:(kills iron golem) Dream:"you nasty little freak"

Anyone else find Dream saying "let me go" kind of adorable?

I just love how dream says “George” like how cute lmao

Isn’t it weird how when watching dream you want him to succeed but when watching George you want him to succeed

Dream: Disappears Cactus: *allow me to introduce myself*

14:10 I love how you can hear George's scream echo through Dream's mic.

are we gonna talk about that when dream was singing Georges sword when he was killing the golem went along with the beat.

George: *has the ability to freeze dream Also George: *tries to outrun him normally

Dream says it's George's turn to be hunted, yet he hunts george every time

Dream: "Oh, you're in, like, a-" George: *Gets nether achievement* Dream: "Wait WHAT" I can't stop laughing 17:56

"Let me go!" bruh, that was the cutest thing i've heard.

*When George is the assassin* : Dream freezes George and calmly backs away *When Dream is the assassin* : George: IM ON HALF A HEART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

19:39 Dream can be so cute when trying to kill his friends...

The whole video was George laughing and Dream creepily saying “Where are you George?” 😂

3:24 *oh don’t mind this the time stamp its just for me to come back to*

Some stupid ideas: #1: Minecraft Speedrunner vs Aggressor, where the aggressor will get buffs such as speed and strength and maybe longer reach if the speedrunner makes eye contact with the aggressor. Effect will wear down after sometime. #2: Minecraft Speedrunner vs Necromancer, where the necromancer can turn anything it kills into a quick zombie. Zombies cannot follow Necromancer into other dimensions. #3: Minecraft Speedrunner Vs Stalker, where the stalker is invisible, has a diamond sword and is at walking speed and has Baritone. #4: Minecraft But Everything Is Faster, which means that all mobs have increased speed and the growth rate of things are also increased, you could also increase how fast the attacks are from he mobs and how fast you can mine/run/eat etc. #5: Minecraft But It's The Apocalypse, where there is a constant barrage of fireballs from the sky and increased mob/zombie rates. I have more ideas in store, just wanna see if these work. If any of you have any feedback leave em in the comments :) Edit: Thank you all for your amazing response and great feedback! I will tweak some of these ideas and give another 5 ideas!

22:16 George: I'm doing pretty well right now Me: *looks at how much time is left* oh ok

20:16 to a while Dream: I found the stronghold George: You found the same stronghold Me: How is no one else triggered

Are we gonna talk about how everytime he said "George" Dream's voice got higher??😂 Also some of my favorite time-stamps: 4:07 nasty little freak 5:45 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT 6:22 "full health" 8:14 Hearing Water 14:38 "whatcha gonna do when I come for you?" 17:13 oh no the desert 17:40 Dream's diamond shovel is due to 'diamond one' 17:49 Dream can smell George 17:58 The nether. No, the plains. 19:42 Georgiepoo come here 21:51 that's the funniest joke I've heard 'all century'

4:24 quarantine has made him completely psycho..... Not that he wasn't already before

15:46 Dream just ate his mic

*video starts* Dream: LET ME GOOO

0:34 “what are you doing?” Dream: wheeeeEEZE

0:22 that "lemme go!!" Sound so adorable omgg 15:35-15:45 so MLG tho

I love how George had three golden apples and used none of them.

The way dream kept saying: "OH GEOGREEEEE" terrifying

Why is this so much more terrifying than watching George hunt Dream 😂

3:34 I absolutely love this part so much because George hitting the iron golem syncs up with Dream singing and then they both stop at the exact same time

“if you turn around i’m gonna get you” “ÆŒHĘUŒ”

i think one of my favourite parts of these videos is when George mixes up the names of Nether Fortress and the Stronghold.

22:06 I mean he's not wrong, George has no pearls...just Eyes Of Ender.