Minecraft UHC But The Entire World Is Lucky Blocks 

9:48 *villager suffocates to death in front of him* "Oh, they just disappear after a while."

Bro sparkles has RU-vid brain he still doesn’t understand how the game even works because he uses all of his brainpower to talk about how confused he is

“I wish I had a bow” Inventory: bruh

Uses diamonds to make armor Luck villager: am I a joke to you?

i like how he spends 95% of time running instead of breaking blocks LOL

"They all have thorns 100, guess I'll hit them till I die instead of letting them hit me" -cs "Bruh" -everyone watching

5:26 When he places his sharpness 200 lucky block...

"I NEED REGEN!" *proceeds to walk by like 15 gold blocks*

"Lucky Block UHC" *Doesn't open Lucky Blocks* SMH

Watching him lug around a bunch of useless items and just run around aimlessly most of the game made me legitimately frustrated

"What are the odds that I'm actually gonna get a hold of something that gives me regen?" Zero percent if you don't try...

When you realize Jardon is the greatest fool: Placing down the lucky block that was an op weapon Crafting diamond armor instead of trading for it Other things that probably occurred in the second half of the video which I haven’t watched

He got to confident when he found a "good armour" and basically gave up. At the begining he should be going mad and trying to get the best possible gear

Jordan: I wish I had arrows Skeleton: drops arrow when killed by Jordan Jordan: *completely ignores them*

Jordan: *see's the most obscure item 50 blocks away* also Jordan: *has arrows in inv* "WHERRE ARE MY FRICKING ARROWS DUDEE??!."

*_CaptainSparklez officially becomes the richest Minecraft player in the world._* _(if only his dream became true.)_

For these type of things, you just want to break as many blocks as possible and pick up the good stuff and move on. You spent far too much time testing your gear and stuff. You made a mistake by tossing a 200 sharpness block, but the other main things you wanted to get were notch apples and to finish off your armor.

I feel like everyone is mad at all the mistakes he makes

this was painful to watch, just break blocks instead of messing around

"I need some armor" "I wish I had something good" *Proceeds to run around not opening any lucky blocks*

after years and years of playing, he still dosent understand that you cant win if you dont even play the game!!! millions of lucky blocks but yet he just runs around the whole video -_-

7:49 "Can I get a bow?" Enchanted bow 2 squares to the right of his cursor: "Am I a joke to you?"

Jardon: look at everyone geting diamonds! Jardon: *running around for 10 minutes, breaks one lucky block*

Jardon: my chestplate has like unbreaking 50 on it Unbreaking 300: ....im jus not even gonna..

Jordan: There must be some really good armor out there. Me: Why are you just running around and not continuing to open lucky blocks.

“I need arrows” Kills skeleton drops arrows “I need arrows”

*villager drowns* "oh he only stays for a certain amount of time"

5:25 Oof completely missed the sharpness 200 enchant on the block.

I love how the comment section alternates between: *"bruh"* *"Jordan you're supposed to break the blocks why are you running"* And my favourite: *"Jordan you moron it was right in front of you"*

Is there any advantage to aimlessly wandering around doing nothing for most of the time limit? Wouldn't most people be constantly opening blocks and managing inventory? Also why did he get rid of the luck helmet?

Joradana: *tries to throw ender pearl* cat: yeah im not gonna let you do that

“Oh, he’s gone” Little did he know that the poor villager drowned..

Me, who watched PopularMMO's often: The Expert.

"I need arrow" Kills skeleton "I need a bow" Two bow in his inventory

I know immediately that this’ll crash so damn fast. IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF BOBS

i love how the entire comment section it just people telling him he is an idiot LMAO

"oh my god" ya i'd say that about sums this entire thing up

when your chestplate does more damage than your sword...

_"Poison's always nice."_ CaptainSparklez, 2020

Sparkles: oh the villager only stays there for a little bit. In the background you can see a drowning villager

I love how you were like: "Hit me" and as soon as dude turned around and tapped you, he o o f e d away. I died right there. 🤣🤣🤣

He had an item with sharpness 200 and he threw it away

Next time you do this can you actually break the blocks lmao.

You really should have opened more blocks even more so in the end it was either lose or open and you just refused to open any

I’d love to see more vids like this, even if it’s not uhc. The lucky blocks aspect is interesting and fun to watch

Jordan: I need an arrow Jrodan: *kills skeleton* Joardn: *runs the other way*

*9:18* *Villager drowning* *9:51* *" Oh, they dissapear"*

Noone: Sparkles: THE TuRns hAVe tABleD

I love how the guy that hit him had the same reaction just "BRUH"

Well this is a bruh moment huh

Everybody mad in the comments the man was just trying to have fun

"Punch me I dare you." Everyone else. "Ditto!"

"I wish i had some regen!" -jordan as he passes 8 gold blocks and an apple on the ground "Welp, better just keep running around aimlessly then..."

YES Half of these were made for pat and jen

There's literally wood on the trees I'm crying

CS:”I don’t have any bows!” Did he not know what infinity means

"I wonder what my wish is." **5 withers spawn** That's a wish

You guys crack us up. You are one of the reasons we started MVE. --Mav's Head of Security

Jardon: Ow that hurt Also Yordan: *Continues hitting*

"God, I need regen!" Proceeds to pass many gold blocks that can be used with apples.

That was awesome!!! Please do it again!

Water isn't lucky blocks, I've been tricked.

If ssundee plays this hes screwed. "Ill break EVERY luckyblock i see"

Protection reduces damage by 4% each lvl but is capped at 80% meaning if ur total prot adds up to 20 any more is irrelevant.

I almost shat on my self when kingtong died when he punched jordan

sometimes I think Jordan isn't the smartest, he doesn't have to hit anyone, coulda secured the win, but he doesn't pay attention to his health in PVP

>”UHC” >respawning

Love it dude but you literally wasted all of your time talking instead of breaking blocks!

"How the turns have tabled" 19:29

For someone who made themselves off of Minecraft you don’t know much about it

I've never clicked this fast before

Oh nice a bow wish I had some arrows tho Me: bruh you litterally just went over infinity

Now THIS is the quality content I signed up for.

I think 'Uneasy Alliance' is gained when you bring a Ghast to the overworld.. since you spawned one in the overworld you gained that achievement

this was unwatchable

"I gonna make some armour" hero villager: why u forget about me?

It's been far too long since we've had a Lucky Block video from Jordan.

*2055:* Me showing my grandchildren this video: So guys this is the legend that made the best song of my childhood.

"do I hit her?" - Jordon

This is infuriating. "I need some gapples" when there are a ton of lucky blocks around him, and he just stops using the lucky blocks that gave him a piece of got-tier armor. It was incredibly annoying. He didn't even realize that most of the people had the armor

CS: *Makes a mistake" The comment section: I'll kill em!!!!!!! Me:Why are you guys all mad it's his first game with lucky blocks.

He sucks because he is only doing it for views and money, he doesn't care if he never plays this again, give your UHC attention to youtubers who work hard to maintain daily UHC's.... and have some pvp skill to speak of.

-I can't stop killing you- unliving you Jordan 2020

5:25 He just put down a lucky block that had sharpness 200 on it...

theres blocks all around him capable of giving him sharpness like 1000 or protection 1000 but what does his preparation for a fight consist of? fighting a zombie and skeleton and getting sticks for a generic pickaxe as well as making regular diamond gear which is useless when everyone's swords are like sharpness 100 or more. how does someone make a career playing minecraft and not understand this? getting better gear is a fundamental of the game but he puts complete faith in this one chestplate he got from the 15 blocks he broke to somehow defend him from the items people got from like 500 blocks.. makes no sense, you literally dont lose anything from dying so ignore your health and mobs, break every block you can and ge the best loot you can from the beginning.

When I clicked on this video I was like oh cool lucky blocks have been around for awhile. I wonder how good classic you tubers like Jordan are at them. This video ended up being such a hot mess. I’m just disappointed that he made so many bad decisions. He also kept running his mouth complaining instead of using what he had and continuing to break more blocks. I ended up having to skip a lot of the vid when he was just running

Dear Jardon, 'Unlive' and 'demonitized' are seriously getting old. just say the word die. if you actually get demonitized, set up a patreon or something and you'll be getting money from two sources with possibly more coming from patreon

A lot of people seem to not intuitively understand that with really high thorns values, you DON'T want to hit someone. It does more damage to you than them. I mean, I totally understand forgetting about it in the moment, and not creating a strategy that in vanilla, is not the way to go.

It's funny how most recent lucky blocks were soley created for PopularMMOs and SuperGirlyGamer. This video unintentionally had so many references to them.

Why aren’t you breaking more blocks like you could have found some really good armor god damn!

Can i get some arrows? Literally has 24 in his inventory. Sorry captain you're hurting my soul.

It kinda seemed like he spent too much time on the regular blocks; the fish and omega ones would've given a lot better loot I think.

i played that map... and died after 10 blocks and on discord my friend said 'OWNED!'

Games like this are a ton more entertaining to watch if you're chatting with the other players through Discord or something

I need more of this. This is great. I want a series but where you can respawn and get a good lucky block to start

19:29 "How the turns have tabled" - CaptainSparklez 2020

Uneasy alliance is bringing a ghast to the overworld

I think sparkles should join Crazy Craft with Ssundee :)

You can take the gold blocks on the temple love your Channel keep up the good work

Here's a Minecraft challenge for you: Try to make a Minecraft video without putting the word "but" in the title...