he spurs us to make a purchase at his farm already of crop spawns, but you keep on just setting all his oats down-- his hoe plows, sows the ground, you open to browse but his trades won't go out he's broke and now standing with a hopeless brow. his stock's run out, gone. deals over! how?!
@hullabaloo_yt You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked
--------LYRICS--------- Yo, his tools sweaty Trades weak, straw hat heavy There’s emeralds in his pocket already Golem’s spaghetti he spurs us to make a purchase at his farm already of crop spawns, but you keep on just setting all his oats down-- his hoe plows, sows the ground, you open to browse but his trades won't go out he's broke and now standing with a hopeless brow. his stock's run out, gone. deals over! how?! You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked Snap back to reality Ope! Ravine is a cavity Ope! There goes a rabbit Kill it to smoke It's meat and you know His trades aren't cheap Don't blow Him off or then he will Call the golem on you And you'll be back at the spawn again You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked This soil is gaping I don't know why my inventory is empty I won't give up that easy I will keep planting There's a Steve outside and he's facing As we use products to grow more but Everything seems rotten My mate has his inventory full Lets check what he brought cause I barely know who's my mother (i didn't come up with these, all credit to these guys: @moreedcola6837 @8oku @hullabaloo_yt @haydopotato1310 @tornerona9148 ) edit: 1. tysm for 100 likes i never had this many 2.i was making this a month ago at 3 am and yeah my brain wasnt braining and from the rabbit thing the lyrics dont even match, i tried to fix that but i suck at improvising and even ai couldnt helpso im really sorry 3. thank you for the (only) nice comment AugustCrossroads
🔥🔥🔥🔥we making it into the End with this one 1. you can make out nearly all the words which is weird but hilarious 2. the villager is being HIT every other word XD someone is beating up the villager in the studio
Look If you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin' how everybody's jokin' now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it He knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him and (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better His soul's escapin' through this hole that is gapin' This world is mine for the takin', make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is borin', but superstardom's Close to postmortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on Da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-five And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause, man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better (You can do anything you set your mind to, man)
his sleeves are sweaty legs weak, pockets are empty the night is falling already, golem's gettin' heavy he's cracked but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop mobs, but he keeps on to fretting he closes his mouth, so the blood ain't come out he raging how, all the mobs are dropping now
