missy being iconic 

I swear this cracks me up every single time. The edit just made it 10 times funnier, I can't-

We were all expecting something profound. Instead, we get Missy. I wouldn't have it any other way.

@@MichaelTheRead who would?

Is it just me or does she really sound exactly like Yzma from the Emperor's new groove when she shouts that?

DoCtOr ChAnG

That's basically the plot of the first episode of the Missy Audio drama, "A Spoonful of Mayhem."

Scary Poppins

That's exactly what I was thinking

Mary Poppins but the umbrella is a shotgun

A spoonful of sugar rots the teeth

Chuck I love the missy music

@Quinn Thomas No she didn't she said "i'll only kill you if you say something nice".

@Quinn ThomasOk go to when the doctor and Dr.Chang are on either side of Missy and then watch it and she specifically says "I'm not going to kill you unless you say something nice".

Idiot. She literally told you what she was going to do and you go and do what she wants. Idiot!

@Quinn Thomas "maybe i'm going death" sorry what

Are you insinuating that ALL Scots have violent tendencies? I'm Scottish, from Glasgow, and I'm so gentle, dogs and cats can approach me without fear. What the fuck did YOU do?

(I know this is old) Michelle Gomez is Scottish so it's likely partly a joke to emphasise her accent being opposite Peter

Michelle Gomez is Scottish. You know, like David Tennant. They both do an excellent job of not letting on, though. So you'd be forgiven for not realising.

Well she is Scottish herself

Fact.

Shahani Braga THANK YOU!!!

Agree

Facts. Though Simm does a great job too. But she’s my fave

@@cryptid176 i liked simms whole openly psychotic feel but miss has the whole mistress of chaos that matches well with peter capaldis doctor

@BitterVoid "Say something nice."

Darling, those are genders.

@@maxxam012 rose: exposition, mickey: comic relief Martha: exposition,, the doctor:comic relief Donna:exposition, wilfrid: comic relief Amy:exposition rory: comic relief They really are genders

This is surprisingly accurate.

After 50+ years, about time.

Agreed! Possibly my favorite Dr. Who character ever

Missy and Riversong SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. so so so so good.

Agreed...just needs good writing, and an actor that doesn't hate the role and the fanbase.

@@StormsparkPegasus um but Jodie Whittaker absolutely loves Doctor who and the fan base have you seen the vids?

@@amanekabbaj ...lol

Totally agree, Michelle Gomez nailed the performance, couldn’t imagine anyone better honestly

Michelle Gomez, was quite possibly the most spot-on, accurate casting I've ever seen in NuWho. Better than any companion, almost better than the Doctors themselves.

You are 110% correct

Yeah she was wonderful in the role. My wet dream would have been if the Doctor “subconsciously” chose her face as his next regeneration to have his dream of a good Missy flying around and saving the universe. I just think Michelle Gomez would have dominated the role of the Doctor. The Doctor has always been just as (if not more) mad than the Master, but not evil (sometimes). And she’s had serious moments and expressions that would suit the Doctor as well.

@@literallyanangrymoose7717 I maintain that Peter Capaldi was the best for the role of the 12th Doctor and Jacobi was REALLY good for the War Master (John Hurt for the war Doctor for that matter), but I’m really not going to complain about more than 1 spot on casting in the show. Series 10 when Missy and 12 were interacting was the best thing ever (I just wish we got more time with her as a proper member of the TARDIS crew (like a whole series)).

I know

"Tell him 'The bitch is back'"

She has a point. They tried working with other species. It didn't work out... For anyone. Except the doctor.

@Zion Leach and even then it didn't work out. Rusty is the closest and even then, he still wanted to exterminate The Doctor

Lmao it’s funny cause she actually did say she would do it 😂 I just never realized it until I saw this comment XD The Doctor: Davros is my worst enemy. Why would I wanna talk to him? Missy: Hang on, Davros is your worst enemy now? ...I’ll poke his eye out

eyeSTALK

Ikr! Also 1000 like, feels good

pleasure to meet you... *poke* doOCTOOOOOR

@@Weird-Girl Actually her comment was I'll scratch his eye out but still. I adore that scene and comment with her so...

that was the biggest hint something FAAAR bigger was up with her

She can have stairs and be a Dalek... "why do you have chairs on a dalek space ship?" "WE WILL EXPLAIN LATER."

Should have been sign number two that she wasn't who she claimed to be

@@kokirij0167 IDK , I think the tanks full of Cybermen were probably more critical to the situation at hand.

@@vullord666 The day the daleks finally give themselves legs and stop relying on wasteful levitation to go up stairs is the day the universe will tremble

_“Night-Night~”_ *Proceeds to pass out*

...my gender is comic relief, I think.

I'll take exposition

I _think_ I’m Comic Relief

That's a pretty meta joke for this show,

I can speak for at least myself when I say both

Triggered Memes yes

excuse me

Best part: That was an ad lib which is why she couldn't help let a little chuckle slip out

this song is stuck in my head now lol

That song... _perfect_

@@haduong4572 ??? What has that got to do with the comment?

🤣

Totally loved this bit, really displaying the evil of Missy 😂

I would have been so disappointed if this scene wasn't in here.

Me too. A nice reminder that beneath everything they’re still friends.

@@zozophonchkey5300 the universe is the toy set and they fight over it, but they are still friends

Wasnt she just saying that, so she had a few more minutes before her execution

@@Paccyd33 well yes, but she also did mean it.

She’s not a psychopath, that just shows it. She just wants to have some fun, and compared to a time lord, humans are like insects. The Doctor cares for them and Missy likes to “play” with them. That moment shows she has morals, she felt genuinely sorry for him. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if she met river before (maybe as The Master though). She may be mourning too!

Perfect

Not perfect; this is perfect, beautiful _beauty_

All that was left of the bloodline was a wee girRrl, and ah just pushed her into a volcanoo

*Disintegrates someone to illustrate the point.*

The Scottish just burns through

He knows. He always does!

It does fit perfectly tho. "Without hope, without witness, without reward"

It does! One of my favourite DW quotes

I wanted to cry just reading that. Bc I don’t think we will ever really know

But he will know as Missy isn't dead. I refuse 2 believe it.

I mean she knew exactly what the master was going to do since she remembers doing it. Why wouldn't she have prepared some sort of forcefield or something?

@@Avatarbee Timelines have crossover and wibbly wobbly timey wimey, Missy does not remember this (not all of it at least) including how she ended up regenerating.

@@Cameron115 yeah the 11th probably the 12th doctor only remembers day of the doctor because he was apart of that established event. unlike Missy where the Master really didn't need to be there but seeing as he was she wouldn't remember.

And now we have her regeneration in a Big Finish audio. 👌🏻

Not even the master, can kill the master

one of the best moments EVER LMFAO

Pretty sure I'm exposition

Love at first sight

Im exposition

@@Jasmine-eh6cp will you be the exposition to my comic relief?

@@IcyHotCos no

[later] clara: can i have a pointy stick? missy: get yer ohn stehck

@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 yass I love that scene

@@mokkabeanful Iconic, the follow up of fighting for the stick after going in the hole was so memorable, how she could've killed Clara there and then

8

9

10 i got 10, what does that mean?

Willian Souza you win the prize

Just fyi æ is pronounced like eye. Think 'Kæle' (Kyle)

Yes

Ross Maclellan Not just you. Missy is brilliant in every way.

Missy is brilliant. Best part of it is that she's actually as smart or smarter than the Doctor.

Not just you

Yep! Hence why I say the gender swap is not the issue here. But Missy had good writing, an awesome Doctor opposite her, and unlike Whittaker Michelle Gomez can ACT.

11:15

Can never forget that The Doctor and The Master are friends, they were even besties iirc. She still cares about him, and River is such a badass that there is no way The Master wouldn’t respect her!

You lucky fucker.

Really? I'd be terrified to meet her

Did she offer to kill you if you said something nice to her?

Big Finish has given Missy her own audio boxset. It's absolutely glorious.

@@iamokayiswear Holy shit, that's amazing!

What I’m shocked about is that she hadn’t met him before!

I know. Poor Davros 😭😂

My guy fully Considered it, “okay but she’s the doctors enemy,,, possible truce” and then gets eye-poked, poor dude

She'd said earlier that she'd poke his eye out... Perhaps the Doctor should have warned him! =:o]

​@@shootingstar175 yeah poor him lol

What do you think about the brand New Master?

I absolutely adore gomez as missy (she is my favourite DW character by some distance) but get out of here with your 'history of cinema' shit. That is the most absurd hyperbole I have ever seen.

He was quite good - promising. Certainly enough of a scenery chewer to play the part. But whenever I look at clips from s10 and before the difference in writing (and acting to a lesser extent - not sure how much to blame jodie. What she has to work with is crap but she doesn't elevate it like capaldi did - or even likr bradley walsh is able to) is absolutely enormous ... so much witty, quickfire dialogue so many funny moments. That was always the main strength of DW for me. Strong character and dialogue. Then watch s11 or the latest episodes and everything is so incredibly bland and grey. Lines could be swapped between characters with no problem because nobody has any personality. They constantly commentate on things the audience can see and break the fourth wall accidentally. Everything is just so colourless and generic. So it's a shame because the actor seemed very capable but it is unlikely he will get the material to do the character justice.

@@cpf6125 that and they undid all the character development of missy

@@cadkls Yep! Way to go Chibs you effed up my favourite character! As if you hadn't screwed up enough already.

Why? Jodie Whittaker is great. D:

@@NovaLaMason Not even in the same league as Michelle Gomez.

@@pious83 she could be great without lazy scenarists let's be real

@@amaeliss7827 In any other series maybe. But lazy/bad writing is nothing new to Doctor Who. Doctor's 6 & 7 were often surrounded by awful scripts and episodes. Yet they had the acting chops to shine through them. Even the 8th Doctor, his pilot Movie wasn't the greatest story in the world, nor the secondary cast, but he is a clear highlight. It took Missy one episode to establish herself and develop a following.

@@pious83 yeah but that one episode had great writhing. And I do love 13 A Lot, Jodie's really good but the scenario was meh, I hope the next season will be better

Apparently, the Daleks find it boring...

Everything Missy does is perfect and hilarious

She actually did ad lib singing "Hey Missy you so fine..." when she was handcuffed.

​@@Tao_Tology so that's why it was brilliant! 😂

Painfully accurate

If only the 13th had a better writer(s). We could’ve gotten another classic.

Yup. It really sucks that the first female doctor got the worst writing and characterisation of any doctor who series

@@aikikaname6508 I feel so bad for Jodie. She really tried her best given the script. She deserved better

Missy shows that a female Doctor could've worked.

"And a pony" -Missy

Back off Buckaroo boo That’s the best😂❤️

@@he_die666 why thank you

I want a pony too. Get in line

She still that line from Jerome Valeska

Silver lining at least Chibby Chibs Chibnall won’t ruin her like the rest of DW

@@DonHbankz What?

@@DonHbankz Chinballs.

@@DonHbankz I suppose you are right there I don't want him touching Missy. Then again he did screw up all her character development by bringing the Master back sooo...

@@madeleine5561 🖕👏👏👏👍

Same lol

Yes I just watched the first episode of the chilling adventures of Sabrina and I saw Michelle Gomez and I was like “Omg omg it’s MISSY!”

Same, she's awesome at being the baddie!

Mae Mitchum She was also Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmatian Street, killed it there too.

Same! I was imaging her with Lucy from Disenchantment when Satan showed up

5:55

5:55

Im more impressed that she was only off by 4.

the joke didn't fly for me cuz I don't think that's how OCD works

@@thesatmeister2528 Why the fuck are people always arguing over what the fuck OCD means? We get it, the condition is misunderstood; doesn't mean you have to shit all over the jokes. Furthermore, OCD has clearly been shittily defined by stupid-ass psychologists who didn't actually know what the Hell they were talking about.

@@thesatmeister2528 Two years late, but I feel the need to say that it absolutely does work like that -- in some cases. Mental illness isn't a strict category. The need to count can and cannot be a symptom of OCD, so it's very plausible that Osgood did, in fact, feel the need to count because of her OCD.

Poké man I think it would be a battle of titans and it's impossible to say who would be the winner. It would be too much, I actually don't wanna watch it because that would ruin the bet, I mean, at least I can't​ choose a side.

@@AleLibRiv I've got to say that I would be putting my money on Missy. Superior in every way in a fight to the death. Based only on what we've seen so far. What do you think?

There’s a Big Finish audio with them both in! I think Missy is a little more conniving than River and seems to be one step ahead most of the time but in one of her earlier incarnations they’re pretty evenly matched.

@@katherinewheeler1965 that's amazing! Somehow, I could see them being friends. I really wish Missy would have gotten her own show. I would love to see you why she's up to when not around the Doctor. I'm more interested in how they're going to bring the master back. I wouldn't think they could just bring the character back and have it be business as usual. Plus, I would hope that they do something more creative than saying Missy was the last incarnation, and that the John Simm virgin regenerated several times before getting there.

River can't do anything to a dead woman

Imagine her and Miss Peregine chasing each other around an alt universe.

I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that it was.

Well, they state that it's timelines being out of sync, which they've used previously to justify old doctors coming back but not remembering something. There's the possibility of working around it, which I kinda want.

But she vaugly remembered the 'scary lady' shouting at him so she must remember something about killing her too?

@@23tinkerbell101014 not necessarily. Maybe? I kinda want to get more missy content but I do want better writers before that happens.

The Master has died inexorably and finally multiple times. He's run out of regenerations, executed by the Daleks, sucked into the Singularity at the heart of the Doctor's Tardis, participated in the Time War, Fled to the end of the universe, been cremated to ash, brought back as a manic undead cannibal, sent BACK to Gallifrey just before the Moment obliterated it and destroyed the Time Lords and the Daleks (Or every incarnation of the Doctor froze Gallifrey in a moment in time, depending on the timeline), somehow escaped Gallifrey and ended up stranded on the Generation Ship where he was stabbed by his future incarnation, and... Well, Missy will be back.

@@IsilmeTuruphant fair point.

In other words, fits her wonderfully lol

I envy you. Michelle was AMAZING and Missy is certainly my favourite character

You know her personally, damn how I envy you lol

That'd be fun. I'd watch it

I love River. Brilliant character development.

Haha! Definitely have to keep that in mind for next time I rewatch Twelve.

Missy Poppins

Heh

Now more than ever

I think about this bit all too often

This is also my preferred method of execution 😂

What a pair!

I-

She messed up?

Elaijo lol so true!

Even in the second season of GOTHAM she still seems the same

ᖇOSS Tᕼᕮ Sᗩᑌᑕᕮ ᗷOSS John simm I assume

It's kinda sad, because The Doctor Falls shows just how much Simm could've done when allowed to do a comedic style that wasn't flat out goofy and cartoonish. Gomez absolutely defined the double edge of humour and terror that should've been a staple from the start.

@@Jokie155 I agree. The last interactions the master had with the doctor, way back during 10s run always bored me. It was very cartoonish and over the top, like he was trying too hard.

@@rossthesauceboss Y E S

Jessie Baker I disagree completely Simm was completely superb as for his over the top performance it made perfect sense the doctor who was literally the polar opposite of the master had become borderline unhinged because of the time war and he was sane whereas the master was never sane so finding out your entire race except your worst enemy is dead made him even more unhinged to me it made sense

oh look me from 2 years ago who'd have thought i'd still be here

me too

Last time I was this early Peter was still the doctor. Peter Davison, that is.

Last time I was this early; Doctor Who was still on Netflix.

@@evildeathcuddles886 My favorite Doctor!

@@basedbattledroid3507 it is on netflix

"I fought them once on the slopes of the Neverbolt, tell em' the bitch is back." iconic meter: yes

Honestly, my biggest problem with the show was Moffat and his apparent need to have a constant body count and kill off characters non stop.

i would settle for one well written episode with them, or even better a Missy/ Tennent episode.

That would be awesome but I don’t think it should be immediately, maybe when 13s writing gets a little bit better. 😊

11 and missy?