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Mitch McConnell Inspires Spicy Talk From Team Biden And A Pathetic Tweet From The President 

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Snow falls outside Stephen's window as he compares two special messages aimed at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. The first, an honest-if-profane comment from Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. The other, a sad late night tweet from a lame duck president upset that top Republicans are abandoning his coup attempt. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@Mugdorna
@Mugdorna 3 года назад
In 1861, 11 Senators and 3 representatives were expelled for supporting the Confederacy and not acknowledging Lincoln’s election victory.
@dr.g3860
@dr.g3860 3 года назад
Those congressmen who signed onto the Texas lawsuit should not be seated until they acknowledge Biden’s victory and apologize for their sedition.
@SpiritualSchmuck
@SpiritualSchmuck 3 года назад
That would be great
@charliewilson8808
@charliewilson8808 3 года назад
Not exactly - check Snopes. Their expulsion wasn't directly related to their support or non-support of the election results. It was primarily about wanting to secede from the union.
@henriettaraphael4368
@henriettaraphael4368 3 года назад
Do the sameeeeeee. Send them all away
@AmazingJay909
@AmazingJay909 3 года назад
@@dr.g3860 WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN PLEASE
@KingUSMCO
@KingUSMCO 3 года назад
Honestly I don't know if I couldve made it through these 4 years without people like you giving me a laugh as I watched morality become irrelevant to those around me. Thank you for everything
@c0mpu73rguy
@c0mpu73rguy 3 года назад
You’re not done yet. Not until the loser is out of the white house.
@suziecheeseman3760
@suziecheeseman3760 3 года назад
I can so relate and I’m watching from the other side of the globe in New Zealand. 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Steven! So many Dad gags tonight, you’re killing me. @thelateshow 🇳🇿 ❤️ 🇺🇸
@g.t.c7647
@g.t.c7647 3 года назад
Agreed, him, Seth Myers, Trevor Noah have made the news tolerable to watch the past few years.
@monmixer
@monmixer 3 года назад
@@g.t.c7647 and they give us real news. some times better than the real fake news.
@frglee
@frglee 3 года назад
Agreed. Is there a medal in the USA for raising morale in bad times?
@theotterguy
@theotterguy 3 года назад
Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?It's Lukewarm.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 3 года назад
Dad joke!
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 3 года назад
Boy, I haven't heard that one since the movie came out in theaters.
@MagnumCarta
@MagnumCarta 3 года назад
@@Earthneedsado-over177 Luke, I am your dad's humor.
@lostpony4885
@lostpony4885 3 года назад
Youve been waiting 40 years to make that joke
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 3 года назад
LAME.
@WerUnicorns
@WerUnicorns 3 года назад
"People need to grow the $%$# up." Wise words, sir, wise words.
@davidhamilton506
@davidhamilton506 3 года назад
You can use the word *fuck, or fucking* here in YT. It's simply lends more emphasis as an adjective these days when used in general conversation, but of course used in another context can be quite offensive. It's all in the way it's delivered...
@bouttime4833
@bouttime4833 3 года назад
Sad when a celebrity leaked audio “flipping out” is still showing more leadership during this pandemic than the president of the United States. Just take that all in for a second...
@TheLocomono9
@TheLocomono9 3 года назад
Honestly it was kinda refreshing hearing someone taking it serious. Like he was extreme but atleast he didn’t let people get sick
@scottscully4325
@scottscully4325 3 года назад
If he doesn't pay up soon he might miss a Scientology loot box and won't be able to level up with all his friends! But really, good for him to speak up for everyone the movie is employing.
@Shoopsta
@Shoopsta 3 года назад
@@scottscully4325 You can get loot boxes in Scientology? I might join now xD
@excuseonme
@excuseonme 3 года назад
That's definitely not leadership. Berating your employees for not following the rules is closer to workplace harassment than anything else. This should've been dealt with better.
@dannielybarra2759
@dannielybarra2759 3 года назад
@@excuseonme I agree with it should've been dealt with in a more professional matter because let's be honest no one likes to get yelled at. But in my opinion it is nice to hear someone famous take this virus serious.
@jayteeblues
@jayteeblues 3 года назад
No matter how Mad “people are”, “People” need to grow the f*ck up. THIS is why I watch him!!!! It had to be said!
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 3 года назад
somebody needs to beat some sense into trumps deranged cultists who still swear on their deathbeds there was massive fraud because anyone who says there wasnt is a liar
@KillingOnAdrenaline
@KillingOnAdrenaline 3 года назад
If you have to tell a 74 year old to grow the f*ck up that ship has looooooooong since sailed.
@eargasm1072
@eargasm1072 3 года назад
People's over-dependence on technology and leading a "virtual" existence has unearthed a society of coddled infantile beings, many who are merely "human" in name only
@dankirsch1878
@dankirsch1878 3 года назад
@@OlEgSaS32 if you don't see the outright steal your blind. Ya Joe got more votes then any candidate in history. And you believe that. We have video we have testimony of people who saw the outright theft. If you really believe Joe won why have you liberals blocked every effort to look into what really happened. You know what happened but the end justifies the means right.
@chrisgrimes1218
@chrisgrimes1218 3 года назад
You lot are still bitching about the 2016 election...pot and kettle come to mind
@stevetaylor9027
@stevetaylor9027 3 года назад
When I was a kid, I loved listening to the radio for the school closures hoping to hear my school was canceled due to snow.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
What's that like? Love from Australia
@lordcaptain73
@lordcaptain73 3 года назад
@@triarb5790 but at least we’d get days off if the annual kangaroo migration overwhelmed the towns
@YTPremiumWatch
@YTPremiumWatch 3 года назад
Nature realised that Americans weren't gonna stay home for the virus, so she straight up sent a snowstorm.
@unknown5397
@unknown5397 3 года назад
Well, can she keep it up till either the virus subsides or the maggots freeze to death?
@aproxamillionwasps474
@aproxamillionwasps474 3 года назад
Pretty sure earth is using the pandemic to get the cancer that is humanity off of her... and the snow is just an extra “fuck you”
@YTPremiumWatch
@YTPremiumWatch 3 года назад
@@aproxamillionwasps474 well when you put it that way... 😅
@Heyiya-if
@Heyiya-if 3 года назад
Take care of your homeless people, this cold will be so shitty for them Warm thoughts from Denmark
@OpusTheLeftie
@OpusTheLeftie 3 года назад
I hope this country can be even a third as good as yours.
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад
@@OpusTheLeftie For real! Other nations starting to look far more superior than the US in every aspect. We are so far behind. 😥
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 3 года назад
@@LadyCoyKoi starting...? Were you born yesterday, or have you been living under a rock until now?
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 3 года назад
It's the usa. Nobody gives a shit about anyone other than themselves.
@blondesense1708
@blondesense1708 3 года назад
@@mikelytou I think people are just used to seeing it and desensitised. When I visited the US I had a full blown panic attack when I saw mothers with small children lined up outside the local shelter at 5 pm. In my country there would are many safeguards in place before it came to that, and even then they would be sent to a hotel while emergency housing was arranged.
@candielandssweetadventures
@candielandssweetadventures 3 года назад
Stephen looking straight ahead when he's supposed to be looking out his "window" is killing me. 😂😂😂
@hieutran5191
@hieutran5191 3 года назад
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@ItsMefromSnuffys
@ItsMefromSnuffys 3 года назад
Well he doesn’t want to turn his back on all of us...😉
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
He was using his peripherals.
@KingKunta_
@KingKunta_ 3 года назад
I thought I was trippin lol
@vlaandhael
@vlaandhael 3 года назад
ahah he's looking at the monitor since it's a greenscreen
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 3 года назад
Holy shit, that Tom Cruise freak out was on the level with Christian Bale a few years back!
@scottrowe533
@scottrowe533 3 года назад
Yeah, the chief difference being Christian Bale is a highly regarded film actor.
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 3 года назад
.. and Cruise had a point.
@rylian21
@rylian21 3 года назад
I have Siberian Huskies. They're absolutely ecstatic in the cold and snow.
@jessicagoodson7452
@jessicagoodson7452 3 года назад
I clicked your profile just to see video of the huskies but there were none 😥
@jennymunday7913
@jennymunday7913 3 года назад
Mine will literally stay outside all day in the snow, then get really upset none of us want to freeze out there with him.
@jessicagasper1414
@jessicagasper1414 3 года назад
@@jennymunday7913 come on! Weather is perfect! I wanna pull some stuff!
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
Siberian huskies are a status pet in Australia. Pity the poor bastards!
@rylian21
@rylian21 3 года назад
@@triarb5790 The double coat protects them from heat as well as cold.
@DedicatedSlaya
@DedicatedSlaya 3 года назад
"... 'People' need to grow the f#%$ up!", I died laughing!!! 🤣
@LilleTotte
@LilleTotte 3 года назад
What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? It's Luke-warm
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
Ba-dum tish!
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 3 года назад
Then it's a darn good thing that I won't be going out to the first marker!
@nannetteprata2715
@nannetteprata2715 3 года назад
Groan and like☺
@Crossword131
@Crossword131 3 года назад
"Tom Cruise is filming Mission Impossible 7... Turns out the first 6 times were possible." Give that writer a gold pen.
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 3 года назад
Imagine if 30 minutes into Mission Impossible 7, Tom Cruise turns to the camera shrugging his shoulders and says "well, I guess this is impossible, I'm going home" and then the rest of the film is just him chilling out with his friends.
@TheBestRoseinTexas
@TheBestRoseinTexas 3 года назад
Something hilariously magical about his wife being there and laughing at his jokes. 🤣❤️
@brianelmore2977
@brianelmore2977 3 года назад
The east coast is getting slammed by a winter storm, 60 million people asked to stay home and 12 to 18 inches of snow predicted, or as we here in Alaska refer to it: Wednesday
@kathleenrockeman5795
@kathleenrockeman5795 3 года назад
Yeah...Montanan here. 18 inches of snow? Uhm, okay. So...winter? Isn’t that what they call it?
@ClaringtonMusic
@ClaringtonMusic 3 года назад
Alaska sucks!
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 3 года назад
Meanwhile, here in S. Alabama, 3 snowflakes can cause road closures and multicar pileups! 🤣
@edvh88
@edvh88 3 года назад
We have more people here than you guys, that’s why we have to stay off the roads. So we can clear them. This is normal weather for us too.
@acekai
@acekai 3 года назад
As badly as we have suffered, this is the one silver lining I take away from the last four years. If Trump has lost, we'd have forgotten all about it. Instead we got to see him lose every day for the last four years culminating with what will be the bigliest defeats of all time.
@hamiltonmays4256
@hamiltonmays4256 3 года назад
Also, the people who weren't paying close attention before 2016 have gotten to see in the last four long, soul-crushing years what a giant *douchenozzle* the Dump is.
@robertaldaron4870
@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад
This is the beginning of his public downfall......and it can't be far enough. He needs to be led away in handcuffs in his new orange coveralls.
@robertaldaron4870
@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад
@Gerry Jr I genuinely hope you're right🤞✌️
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 3 года назад
Yes! No one has ever lost sixty-one times before - twice at the polls, and 59 times in court! Well, Trump wanted to make history. . .
@brokenrecord3523
@brokenrecord3523 3 года назад
The current Transportation Secretary is the Evil Turtle's wife. Surely there's a joke in there somewhere.
@ScevenofTwistingNeth
@ScevenofTwistingNeth 3 года назад
And 2020 ends with us all going "No, screaming Tom Cruise has a point."
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 3 года назад
yeah, but it's still not enough to make me forgive him for ruining The Mummy
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 3 года назад
@@ichijofestival2576 he literally usurped control from the director and made the movie focus entirely on his character. look it up.
@MadameWesker
@MadameWesker 3 года назад
Filming without an audience has made this funnier. When he laughs at his own jokes, I snort with laughter. Love you Stephen. 💗💗
@MohsinKhan-nn6xu
@MohsinKhan-nn6xu 3 года назад
*Georgia Please Vote for Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock Vote early get tomorrow day after or next week please 🙏 help get rid of Moscow Mitch*
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 3 года назад
..at least neuter McConnell so he's ineffective...
@deanb4799
@deanb4799 3 года назад
Happy Pete got a position in the administration. Really seems like a solid guy.
@rafaelliteral1755
@rafaelliteral1755 3 года назад
"Is that it?" "That's it!" Best edition ever
@richstarx
@richstarx 3 года назад
I agree with TC for telling those guys off. Tc doesnt want to be responsible for his movie set being a super spreader location because of 2 idiots
@pr-fe
@pr-fe 3 года назад
No one gonna talk about how on point his Bing Crosby impression was?
@Sweetlyfe
@Sweetlyfe 3 года назад
Yes brilliant
@Mimi-cq4bg
@Mimi-cq4bg 3 года назад
Lol my thoughts too... man has talent.
@Insan1tyW0lf
@Insan1tyW0lf 3 года назад
And instantaneous too! Must have warmed up beforehand; certainly caught me off guard. Very impressed
@Insan1tyW0lf
@Insan1tyW0lf 3 года назад
1:09 to listen again 😄
@rknbassrobin
@rknbassrobin 3 года назад
There was a little warble towards the end, that's how I knew it was him. Other than that, it's spot on.
@guibox3
@guibox3 3 года назад
Ha ha! One of my teaching colleagues here when the whole remote learning thing came up was going conspiracy on me. "You can kiss snow days goodbye because they will just make us do it remotely now.' We all laughed at her. Oh she will never let us live this down now that we see a prime example of it happening in NY.
@McBernes
@McBernes 3 года назад
Now, we all know there will be a sudden rash of "Sorry I couldn't make the staff meeting/class/whatever, this snow, it's just totally wiped the internet." Then there will be the people stupidly getting busted posting on social media.
@IristheVix
@IristheVix 3 года назад
"only reason to be awake at 1AM on a wednesday..." *me at 1AM watching Colbert clips*
@thenewcrowXfeather1
@thenewcrowXfeather1 3 года назад
That's the comment I was looking for lol. Glad I'm not the only one.
@snow86241
@snow86241 3 года назад
hell yeah me too XD
@ConnbineHarvester
@ConnbineHarvester 3 года назад
Good tacos?
@feral8163
@feral8163 3 года назад
This is probably the first time I've seen a Tom Cruise freakout and said, "...I mean, he's right, though."
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion 3 года назад
Yeah normally he's just high strung, but in this case, he's responsible for thousands of people. He has every right to get upset when people ignore the rules.
@bonetonelord
@bonetonelord 3 года назад
Who would have thought that the guy who's literally in a cult would be the reasonable one?
@ncooty
@ncooty 3 года назад
It's possible to be responsible and respectful at the same time. In this case, Cruise could've been both, but chose to be a jerk... a choice he seems to make frequently.
@DaveLugo79
@DaveLugo79 3 года назад
@@ncooty If I could play devil's advocate here and say this: Bet you NO ONE will ever break covid rules on that set from now on.
@donnmckee4973
@donnmckee4973 3 года назад
@@DaveLugo79 I'd bet you they are use to him being like that, except the new ones. So you're probably right. Still does not make the approach appropriate
@beaker_guy
@beaker_guy 3 года назад
Oh THERE'S the Hoth clip! I was holding my breath thinking, "Come, Stephen, ol' buddy, don't let me down!" ;)
@AG-ql4dr
@AG-ql4dr 3 года назад
Elaine Chao, Mitch’s wife and Transportation Sec comes from a huge family shipping enterprise. You can bet that she took advantage of all she could in her position.
@fyngolnoldor4891
@fyngolnoldor4891 3 года назад
I don't always find Colbert entertaining but hearing him make his wife laugh patches some of the black hole that represents my faith in humanity.
@paloma2364
@paloma2364 3 года назад
Stephen looks so happy these days. It's nice to see.
@sketchman01
@sketchman01 3 года назад
"Is that is?" I lost it.
@OstblockLatina
@OstblockLatina 3 года назад
Welp, according to my observations during the pandemic, people who are too ignorant to follow the VERY SIMPLE hygiene precautions on their own accord, don't respond satisfyingly to asking nicely, even if done about a 1000 times. You gotta either fine them their weekly wages, kick them out of the premises or the area with a slight help of tasers and police batons and arresting them if they keep coming back and still ignore the safety measures, or shout at them continuously for 3 minutes and threaten them with getting them fired to get some results.
@lowbird7947
@lowbird7947 3 года назад
The current Secretary of Transportation is Elaine Chao, Mitch's wife. She likes to bring family members to meetings, in addition to other scandals.
@Trund27
@Trund27 3 года назад
She’s distressingly corrupt.
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london 3 года назад
@@Trund27 Her whole family is. Her father who has close ties with the Chinese government "gifted" Mitch several millions as a wedding gift.
@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI 3 года назад
@Sah qoreyth - It's also projection from Trump's own "secret" Chinese bank account, as well as Jared's personal dealings with foreign nations. They've gotten plenty of deals from Saudi Arabia, including a bit of a sweetheart deal on his building at 666 3rd ave.
@erincaitlin1655
@erincaitlin1655 3 года назад
The more corrupt for Moscow McToadying, the better ...
@miahlee211
@miahlee211 3 года назад
I’m from their state, and she is sickeningly sweet, she is the spouse who you invite to the dinner party, because she’s so nice, and it makes you forget her husband is the one who brings everyone down. After meeting her, so many times, I can say, she makes you forget who her husband is, when you’re around her. The fact that she’s been in so many government jobs, and high level public sector positions....she is the EvilLynn to Skeletor.
@Olvera_emi
@Olvera_emi 3 года назад
I stopped paying for cable but I’m so glad I can still watch you online
@AlejandraGarcia-mp2fu
@AlejandraGarcia-mp2fu 3 года назад
U can watch with an antenna no need cable
@Crunchifyable2
@Crunchifyable2 3 года назад
Or an antenna if you live within about ten miles of the station.
@DEATHxD3ALER
@DEATHxD3ALER 3 года назад
@@Crunchifyable2 I've got an air antenna that rotates like the old ones and get 40+ stations some more then a 100 miles away and it cost me 18 bucks........... Well worth the money.
@bobcourtier4674
@bobcourtier4674 3 года назад
I get a better picture with antenna, many videos are available, easy to make.
@Crunchifyable2
@Crunchifyable2 3 года назад
@@DEATHxD3ALER you got a good deal then (or maybe a good location). I don't have much luck with indoor amplified antennas but have a lot of trees
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 3 года назад
Tom Cruise rant: Emperor's New Groove Meme: No, no, he's got a point.
@tucci007da
@tucci007da 3 года назад
I am pleasantly shocked by the timbre and quality of Stephen's Bing Crosby impersonation and I demand that he sing more Christmas tunes in that voice.
@theoholden7196
@theoholden7196 3 года назад
“I will not make a joke about Tom cruise”. Proceeds to make fun of him for 3 minutes straight.
@supergluehotty
@supergluehotty 3 года назад
Its not "a" joke.
@NicholasHobbs
@NicholasHobbs 3 года назад
Eh it wasn't too bad, mostly playing back his own words. Same way I feel when ppl claim the media embarrasses Trump when all they do is replay his interviews/share his tweets
@CaptainRufus
@CaptainRufus 3 года назад
Cruise can put his Thetans right up his own egotistical ass. Yelling at people rarely does anything but make them hate you. He might have had a point but that is absolutely the opposite way to handle it.
@michaeloftaoism
@michaeloftaoism 3 года назад
@@CaptainRufus if you learn the whole story you'll know he has every fucking right to be reacting like this
@kmaru80
@kmaru80 3 года назад
A little over the top, but I sympathize. Especially since he is right in that their screw ups could mean the jobs of thousands. It would also depend a lot on whether this was an ongoing problem with certain individuals.
@criticalcookie2579
@criticalcookie2579 3 года назад
This is probably the first time in Trump's life that he didn't get his way.
@KingThabiso
@KingThabiso 3 года назад
Not quite...what about his face, body , hair, IQ. Instances where he didnt get his way either. 🤣
@user-sb7iy5nw9b
@user-sb7iy5nw9b 3 года назад
@@KingThabiso Yep. Not handed from a silver platter. Lol 🤣
@kentiesalandy940
@kentiesalandy940 3 года назад
Dora Taylor it was
@777coffeelover
@777coffeelover 3 года назад
We might share the same first name, but we don't share the same opinion on Trump. Please don't kill me. 😁
@deadtigerworld
@deadtigerworld 3 года назад
@@KingThabiso He's too dumb to realize these things though. I think he thinks he's good looking and smart 😆!
@colinwhite5355
@colinwhite5355 3 года назад
My favourite ‘cold’ image. The dog in the pick-up truck with Steve Martin and John Candy. Trains Planes and Automobiles. Priceless.
@sweepthelegjohnny
@sweepthelegjohnny 3 года назад
Hey Stephen, imagine being told to stay home when you're about to lose your home because of a pandemic and the economic Fallout. Imagine looking at your house and then seeing it isn't there anymore.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 года назад
lol, “Pete and christin, i mean chasten.” Such a relief to make fun of a president for gaffes instead of treason.
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 3 года назад
Sec trans is a good spot for the guy tho. He has always billed himself as the small town mayor who keeps the streetlights in repair. It has a very apolitical vibe to it.
@coltonblake13
@coltonblake13 3 года назад
@@blaisemacpherson7637 apolitical? They guy has zero experience. Seems like one of those favors they keep for their opponents.
@coltonblake13
@coltonblake13 3 года назад
Why is it bidens mistakes are gaffes, but trumps mistakes are "stupidity"?
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london 3 года назад
@@coltonblake13 Biden's "mistakes" don't hurt anybody but T****'s "mistakes" are designed to hurt specific section of the population. And they are more than stupid - they are downright dangerous.
@coltonblake13
@coltonblake13 3 года назад
@@MTMF.london well when you think of something let me know. Covfefe was a real tragedy
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 3 года назад
Weathermen: This is a bad snow storm, please stay home. Anti-Stormers: You can't tell me what to do. It's all a hoax! *Found frozen like Jack Nicholson in the Shining the next morning*
@kathcasey2090
@kathcasey2090 3 года назад
Thanks for the giggle! I needed that.
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 3 года назад
LMAO I can see the look Jack had on his face. 🤣🤣
@gf5914
@gf5914 3 года назад
@@kathcasey2090 - Ditto
@lorinapetranova2607
@lorinapetranova2607 3 года назад
Bwahahaha. Oh thanks so much for a choice laugh!!!
@Anna-fl3sv
@Anna-fl3sv 3 года назад
So True.😂😂😂
@CrumblyTriscuits
@CrumblyTriscuits 3 года назад
2 feet of snow... Canadians: hold my beer!
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 3 года назад
Why, that is what the snow is for!
@moguera
@moguera 3 года назад
I am so jealous of Stephen being able to waggle his eyebrows like that.
@time2livelife
@time2livelife 3 года назад
“Regardless of how angry people are, people need to grow the f*ck up”
@thatveganchick668
@thatveganchick668 3 года назад
I read your comment just as Stephen was saying this. 😄
@tlozfreak888
@tlozfreak888 3 года назад
"If you're out now, be safe." Maybe also don't watch youtube while walking through a snowstorm...
@rayceeya8659
@rayceeya8659 3 года назад
Please tell me that's not a thing people do.
@robertaldaron4870
@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад
@@rayceeya8659 Only trumpers' watching OAN or posting something insane and hateful on Parler
@imrealkaren
@imrealkaren 3 года назад
😂 this is nice!!
@Silhouex
@Silhouex 3 года назад
Sound advice
@nblaw95
@nblaw95 3 года назад
Hey man, you live your life, I'll live mine.
@laurawells9857
@laurawells9857 3 года назад
I like Pete. His sexuality is his business, not mine.
@liviahorowitz2225
@liviahorowitz2225 3 года назад
I got an ad yesterday that said, “Save Our Snow Days”. Like *seriously* people, there’s a global pandemic and we’re worried about a day off of school?
@shogan8460
@shogan8460 3 года назад
So cute to hear Evie chuckle at some of the jokes 😍
@KarisMajik
@KarisMajik 3 года назад
I'm in central Canada. My front lawn is under 3ft of snow, and it's going to start melting in less than 12 hours
@AdenNak
@AdenNak 3 года назад
That was a surprisingly solid Tom Cruise impression.
@christinanelson
@christinanelson 3 года назад
I keep coming back to hear it,. It's so funny. Wish I could borrow Tom to clear out our maskless Post Office.
@bridgetneidert2324
@bridgetneidert2324 3 года назад
"Let's check in with our weather man......." Then the camera pans over to the screen of Jack Nicholson famous frozen Shining pose.🤣😂 OMG I lost it!🤣
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 3 года назад
Canadians to Americans: What is this “Snow Day” you speak of?
@vjr5261
@vjr5261 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@vjr5261
@vjr5261 3 года назад
In Idaho we refer to it as ski day. Maybe the buses can’t get out, but the mountain is calling.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 3 года назад
@Edgar Miller Actually, we don’t even have enough snow to go snowmobiling...
@DS-tv2fi
@DS-tv2fi 3 года назад
Ironically, we don’t get much snow on Christmas where I live.
@ok_schlatter
@ok_schlatter 3 года назад
@@DS-tv2fi same in my area. we don't get much snow until January.
@starrdust13
@starrdust13 3 года назад
Mitch McConnell’s wife is the current Secretary of transportation 😂 Go Pete 💙
@ghill88
@ghill88 3 года назад
Pete won't be setting up, cost plus contracts, to a bunch of out of country relatives.
@sorcererodd3437
@sorcererodd3437 3 года назад
I just know for a fact when Stephen says things like "now go back to bed and let daddy finish his morning wine" he is talking specifically about himself lol
@cefngwyn
@cefngwyn 3 года назад
Funniest monologue for a while, Stephen. Bloody marvellous!
@richarddelconnor
@richarddelconnor 3 года назад
When I was in elementary school I liked rainy days because we’d stay in the auditorium and do square dancing.
@danielj2591
@danielj2591 3 года назад
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@mikejones-go8vz
@mikejones-go8vz 3 года назад
😂
@themoonsharksquirrel8937
@themoonsharksquirrel8937 3 года назад
Awwww....I remember learning square dancing in school...it was soooo fun! Jersey in the 70's...go figure.
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 3 года назад
I want to live in a world where posts like yours are the norm. Thank you.
@p-ar1755
@p-ar1755 3 года назад
Adding the Misty Mountains scene from Lord of the Ring would have been perfect! Especially considering Stephen is such a big fan of LOTR.
@tonyc.4392
@tonyc.4392 3 года назад
Why do any of these jokes land? They shouldn't, but I still chuckled.
@rori_raves3817
@rori_raves3817 3 года назад
McConnell's floating device made me spit out my drink. 😂
@Fpvpilot928
@Fpvpilot928 3 года назад
As a Canadian, I find it troubling that I know who the American Secretary of Transportation is and have no idea what the position is even called in Canada, let alone who has filled it. lol
@annofbigbeach
@annofbigbeach 3 года назад
I'm sure Biden's Admin will be reaching out to Canada to build back better amicable ties!
@truepeacenik
@truepeacenik 3 года назад
I’m disturbed as an American that this isn’t known. At least know the office name. I mean, we were running though people like water. I have low expectations that people would know who is what off the top of their heads as far as US offices go.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 3 года назад
Lol. Our Minister of Transport is Marc Garneau, also known as Canada's first astronaut to go to space.
@Fpvpilot928
@Fpvpilot928 3 года назад
@@maryanneslater9675 Thanks, lol.
@Fpvpilot928
@Fpvpilot928 3 года назад
@@truepeacenik I think they were being a little facetious saying they didn't know. They've made fun of the huge conflict of interest that Elaine Chao, daughter of huge shipping magnate and wife of Mitch McConnel, has. If my memory serves me right, I think she was there since the beginning of this administration. To be fair, this administration has fired and hired every other position about five times so it's a little harder to keep track of.
@dailybunnymemes2545
@dailybunnymemes2545 3 года назад
Those of us in the hurricane zone have declared, "My watch has ended."
@yankeeladee02
@yankeeladee02 3 года назад
Finally!! It seemed like there was a hurricane every week of the summer and most of fall.😫
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 3 года назад
And now, his watch is ended
@bestever23
@bestever23 3 года назад
You know I love Stephen because even him by himself, he’s happy. Stephen please keep happy!
@TERRYMism
@TERRYMism 3 года назад
What a great looking cabinet President Biden is pulling together.
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 3 года назад
Yeah, a bunch of corporate stooges that would be at home in a Republican cabinet - defence sec is a lobbyist for Raytheon, etc 🤢🤬 Too much sucking up to the Rs who will obstruct every decent move Biden tries to make, and with a cabinet like that there won’t be many decent moves
@foosreviewfood3697
@foosreviewfood3697 3 года назад
I'm gonna enjoy the Biden impression for the next 4 years 😂
@777coffeelover
@777coffeelover 3 года назад
Biden will soon be shoved in the basement and Kamala will be our President.
@MinneapolisSkip
@MinneapolisSkip 3 года назад
Maybe more.
@rexroscoeroggaschjr7530
@rexroscoeroggaschjr7530 3 года назад
Here’s the show’s lineup for the next 6 months; Now until January 20 “Road from the White House “ January 21st until ? “Road to the Court House” Final “Road to the Big House” 🤞
@ThatGuyyy1
@ThatGuyyy1 3 года назад
Holy shit, never knew Stephen has such a great singing voice lol
@tahoemike5828
@tahoemike5828 3 года назад
Look up the clips of him singing with Anna Kendrick.
@marysmith5003
@marysmith5003 3 года назад
And great musical taste -- that's why he rides with Jon Batiste.
@edinfific2576
@edinfific2576 3 года назад
Tom Cruise showed more serious concern for the epidemic with a few people than the lame-duck "president" for the whole country. If Donald really wanted to take care of America and sound like a boss, this is pretty much how he should have sounded when telling Americans to be safe from the Coronavirus.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
@@H-to-O Yet Trump...
@pjf2675
@pjf2675 3 года назад
From the Scientology reports and books that's how David Miscavige treats his people.
@chrishellize
@chrishellize 3 года назад
Watching this in New Zealand right now. Its so hot inside the house Ive covered myself in ice packs and attempting to distract myself with Colbert :)
@weedweaver943
@weedweaver943 3 года назад
My daughter lives in NY. She's hasn't been out of her apartment in 6 months.
@danielj2591
@danielj2591 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jZRh04ia4ew.html 2
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
Poor thing. And probably a few months left to go. But it won't be forever, as she probably keeps saying to herself.
@andrewulanowski4190
@andrewulanowski4190 3 года назад
I can relate. I have been in my apartment since March.
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 3 года назад
@@andrewulanowski4190 me also
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 3 года назад
I'm glad she's still healthy. Please, both of you, hang in there.
@jzizzles7799
@jzizzles7799 3 года назад
36 people is still a lot for a COVID groupie party.
@sharonmores8697
@sharonmores8697 3 года назад
Well I am impressed with Tom Cruise. He showed us all that he takes this killing disease as serious as maybe the top dog should have more than a year ago!
@jujujupiter
@jujujupiter 3 года назад
I’m tuning in to hear Evie’s giggling.
@skates180
@skates180 3 года назад
Oh wow I actually forgot GoT was a thing that happened for a bit there
@danielj2591
@danielj2591 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jZRh04ia4ew.html 2
@afharris7
@afharris7 3 года назад
Hard to remember GoT when you're living it everyday 🤣
@All4Grogg
@All4Grogg 3 года назад
My kid DID have a snow day - even though the district just returned to remote learning I guess the teachers still had to teach while physically present at the school (something to do with the union contract, maybe, I honestly don't know, but I bet it is really creepy in the school building with teachers talking to empty rooms)
@Jackie371
@Jackie371 3 года назад
I feel like Tom Cruise & I'm glad to hear that he seriously cares about trying to protect people from dying from this virus.
@davidhamilton506
@davidhamilton506 3 года назад
That maybe so, but close down production means zero dollars too...
@helenasheels2265
@helenasheels2265 3 года назад
I’m still cracking up at “his waddle works as a floatation device” 😂 We laugh when it’s true folks
@carollewis3
@carollewis3 3 года назад
Really?
@Minajaan
@Minajaan 3 года назад
Yup ! We do.
@carollewis3
@carollewis3 3 года назад
@@Minajaan how are you doing?
@shelleywall5556
@shelleywall5556 3 года назад
Dying 😂😂😂
@carollewis3
@carollewis3 3 года назад
Can I have your WhatsApp contact or email address?
@nesohawkins
@nesohawkins 3 года назад
Regarding Tom Cruise's rant, in these times, I cannot really blame him.
@jacew2798
@jacew2798 3 года назад
When tons of people facing eviction too...get that stimulus out to people people people directly!
@Paulineenewman
@Paulineenewman 3 года назад
I love to hear the guy in the background giggle, it makes me giggle.
@zomasm8907
@zomasm8907 3 года назад
"That guy is RIPPED." To shreds maybe
@PeacherLiz
@PeacherLiz 3 года назад
Nice
@hieutran5191
@hieutran5191 3 года назад
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@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 3 года назад
zombieist.
@ericrichardson1496
@ericrichardson1496 3 года назад
To shreds you say?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
"And a pathetic tweet from the President" Well... why change now, amirite?
@hieutran5191
@hieutran5191 3 года назад
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@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 3 года назад
I keep wondering what Trump's final tweet as president is going to be. I mean yeah, it's like 99.9% certain that it'll be an unhinged rant minutes before they drag him out of the White House... but wouldn't it creep you out way, way more if it were something civil like "Thank you for four wonderful years and all the support, I love you all"?
@shahzaib4011
@shahzaib4011 3 года назад
@@hieutran5191 It's a link to some quotes video. Don't click it
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
@@danielgehring7437 The hair just raised on the back of my neck... * shudders *
@lactofermentation
@lactofermentation 3 года назад
@@shahzaib4011 Generally a good idea to never click in a video linked without a description of what it is and what channel it's on.
@mamawray
@mamawray 3 года назад
36 people out of 900 invitees? The horror.
@liveaboardsailor3787
@liveaboardsailor3787 3 года назад
“Fortunately his waddle acts as a flotation device”😂
@andrewowens4421
@andrewowens4421 3 года назад
I love how everyone on set is dying of laughter in the background. Colbert really has them cracking the hell up.
@lindsaycryer2681
@lindsaycryer2681 3 года назад
Damnit, I laughed too hard at the “Rhodes Scholar”. It’s been too long since I’ve had a laugh that wasn’t to keep from crying in regards to politics.
@DM-lk5ym
@DM-lk5ym 3 года назад
That 900 person holiday party must've had a truckload of leftovers... wonder who got all that taxpayer funded leftover food...
@danielrose8305
@danielrose8305 3 года назад
I was already laughing but the Risky Business Joke was so friggin funny.
@mjaingram
@mjaingram 3 года назад
Tom Cruise’s rant is by far his best acting. Such range.
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 3 года назад
Sanity is against his religion
@karencarpenter5845
@karencarpenter5845 3 года назад
Lmao your hilarious.
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 года назад
He is repugnant
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 3 года назад
@@larapalma3744 People who ignore social distancing rules are repugnant.
@eastmanwebb5477
@eastmanwebb5477 3 года назад
I would put the performance on par with Tropic Thunder.
@timmycakes001
@timmycakes001 3 года назад
‘Speaking of wintry weather, the president’s attempts to overthrow the 2020 election have a snowball’s chance in hell’ lol flawless transition 😂😂
@viktorm1883
@viktorm1883 3 года назад
The quote should be "have a snowflakes chance in hell"
@suziecheeseman3760
@suziecheeseman3760 3 года назад
Nicely done. ❄️🎄🤣
@LivingHe11
@LivingHe11 3 года назад
Generous odds
@ohno7496
@ohno7496 3 года назад
Trump's gonna "win" this election when hell Freezes over.
@monmixer
@monmixer 3 года назад
@@ohno7496 He sure is.. lol He will a statue of ice but he will be the boss of hell. lol
@Comicsluvr
@Comicsluvr 3 года назад
The fact that his wife STILL laughs at his jokes means that they're meant to be together!
@HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD
@HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD 11 месяцев назад
It's called being a house wife...she knows the hand that feeds her.
@crimsonraen
@crimsonraen 3 года назад
Hey, Tom's just saying what we all think when we see somebody wearing their mask on their chin. LMAO
@cpt.ahab_it7044
@cpt.ahab_it7044 3 года назад
Moscow Mitch deserves any and all animosity he has generated.
@catherineroberts8270
@catherineroberts8270 3 года назад
And more.
@Logiconfire
@Logiconfire 3 года назад
Mitch will own Joe just like he owns Nancy.
@cpt.ahab_it7044
@cpt.ahab_it7044 3 года назад
@@Logiconfire Mitch is gonna find life to be a bitch, after the runoff.
@Logiconfire
@Logiconfire 3 года назад
@@cpt.ahab_it7044 Mitch usually wins.
@cpt.ahab_it7044
@cpt.ahab_it7044 3 года назад
@@Logiconfire Funny thing about that, someone examined last election, and he got a lot of dem votes somehow....
@acentaur010
@acentaur010 3 года назад
People who aren't wearing a mask or respecting CDC guidelines, based on where we are now in the pandemic, need to be yelled at like that in full length, at full volume!
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion 3 года назад
Grocery stores need this on tape and just play it over and over for idiot antimaskers.
@dampdoily
@dampdoily 3 года назад
oh yeah, great idea, let's sacrifice our humanity in order to get things done - that always works out so well.
@anmnou
@anmnou 3 года назад
I know I want to scream like that every time I see some jerk wear their mask under their nose!!
@johnmininger7472
@johnmininger7472 3 года назад
@@dampdoily - Seems like we've seen a lot of that over the last 4 years.
@dampdoily
@dampdoily 3 года назад
@@johnmininger7472 i wouldn't mind if we were addressing a real problem like climate change, but for this piddly crisis, man oh man.
@aaahandynewtry5978
@aaahandynewtry5978 3 года назад
Pete Buttigeig is the transportation secretary? That's appropriate seeing how he IS a RHODES scholar.
@brittanys1203
@brittanys1203 3 года назад
Anyone who leaves their animals outside in this weather should be charged with a Felony and face a sentence of staying outside themselves while the dogs stay inside
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