Mittens vs. Mittens: INSANE CHESS 

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Makes sense why he never loses to his kids

@Correct thourghly enjoyed it, I hope he does it again

Mittens is the pupil who was kicked out for being too extreme and became a arrogant, contemptuous villain as a result.

@psychoticmortacarn reminds me of someone…

I'd vote for Mittens as the Chancellor of Germany tbqh

Where does Martin come into this?

@@psychoticmortacarn someone who can mate in 1 is gonna be the one who'll stop him. Their match will be out of this world.

hilarious

Mittens clearly lost. Idk why you say that move that mittens made was a good move. Mitten's move was sooo much better

im not gonna ruin the 666 likes

@@theundyingone3851 its ruined anyways

@@yasinnikpour3566 i did my part

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Dont judge a cat by its elo!

Same dude!

Not rating of 1, but rank. 😂

​@@my3dviewswell then it would be 2 only bested by stockfish itself

Different opponents require different strategies. :-B

even against humans at some points he plays fishy. the main thing that i noiced is that it tries to humiliate it

@@chenruijiexinminss4804 heres a good one. Whats a salamanders favourite type of fish? its SALMONanders

As a adhd person I can comfirm We try to predict the prediction

@@Jometar skill issue

Come on dude they are bots Lmao

Cats fighting cats have always been the peak of the internet.

@@its_dey_mate and the peak of movies

I would definitely rather watch a real cat fight w some money on the line than this tbh

I BEATED mittens easily

fr, all though mittens won :O

And it really was

Meanwhile that fish from Norway:

Am I the only one that feels sorry for the mittens playing black ? He battled so valliantly but, eventually lost due to having his own skills against him. He really never had a chance. Poor mittens. This is abuse.

just reminds me of "I'm you. *But with a body count.* "

“But if you are me, then who am I?” -Samurai Jack

Thank you for realizing nobody cares, you earned my respect

Spoilers

I was on the edge of my seat. I was rooting for the Mittens one from the start don't know about that other Mittens...

I can't believe it either. I thought of all outcomes except this. Mind blowing

Moew

Stop spoiling

For real 😂

The name they gave it makes perfect sense now

man i thought mitten was going to win he had such good position

I was expecting mittens to be able to force a draw. I mean mittens is pretty good, but mittens is an eldritch horror.

... And then they drawed!;)

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@Correct lol

The bots are getting funnier with their video titles

@@masterflick2669 ok sands undertable (lol)

@@sandpaperunderthetable6708 2 SANS??!!?!!???! WHAT

More like "You might have outsmarted my outsmarting, but I outsmarted your outsmarting of my outsmarting!"

underrated af

Yoooo petition for him to change the title

@@ClappedTM successful petition you got there man. A whole 1 signature

So cringe you gave me chills

@@benknight7130 2 signature

Catfish

I believe it also favors moves that don’t give it material advantage right away but rather positional advantage and piece quality

@@takoyakiiii this is so funny

@@fork_of_destiny9133 and the name adds onto it too lmao

I 100% agree. The only way to punish aggressive play it to be better and know it's overextending but with Stockfish at the helm you can let it do stuff a little crazy and it will still destroy every human even more scarily than the vanilla Stockfish

the 1 isn't mittens elo, it's his rank

@@notaperson9090 well no shit sherlock

​@@notaperson9090then rank 2 would probably lose

​@@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunterstockfish is number 1

@@BananaManCool900 nah stockfish number 0!!!

one time per 4 minutes, you mean

@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ quick maths

@@ricicici3349 no once per 4 minutes with 74 times mittens being said would make the video about 5 hours long. It's almost 4 times a minute. (This is when he was talking about replacing white and black with the word mittens math)

@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ Becasue 74 / 24 is totally a quarter. Also it's closer to 3 times a minute than 4 times a minute. 74 times through 24 minutes is 3.08 times a minute.

@RoBxyan I’m a full time content creator that’s twitch partner and partnered with Riot games… course I don’t work out

Number 3 will surprise you

@@whannabi you won't last 30 seconds

@@davidthecommenter queen piece is 50m away

Trust me game 2 went crazy

22:22 Woohp Woohp

Lol

Legend says that if one is good enough to abuse Martin's beloved pet without engine assistance, he will show his true form. Name: Martin? Elo: ? Descriprion: Martin never had to learn chess, he was good at it since the beginning of time and space. And now he is ready to put you back in your place...

Is Martin like mittens? Low epo but godly?

@Muffin Guy elo

@@rockinblues7491 Martin? You were the best at chess all along? Martin?: always have been *checkmates*

Martin created the universe just so he could humour humans and eventually destroy them through their hubris by beating his cat

Basically a JoJo's episode

@@hyperlynXXX that's exactly what I thought lmao

@@hyperlynXXX more like a death note episode

More like princess bride

More like Rick and Morty

Watch it in 2x speed and its more like an auction

He's the ideal commentator for this kind of game.

The Waffle House has found its new host.

He narrates it just like a fukimg battle. It amazes me to learn to play chess

XD NICE

when mittens captured mittens' bishop, you can call it self-fellatio

Whyyyy

@@atharvsharma1866 ooooo

@@atharvsharma1866 this is fucking hilarious

This needs more likes

Underrated

Oh my god

-15 social credit

@@iputmilkbeforethecereal totally worth it 😎

You were, you just forgot how well you played.

@@TheYeetedMeat bro I BEATED mittens easily

@@Inerself2222beated?

@@Inerself2222 yeah stop lying

@@Inerself2222 yeah I cured cancer, I just lost the vaccine

I feel Puurfect Villainy Chess is a good one too (:

same, i laughed so hard😂

Is... Is that not what they're called? (I'm a 1200 elo, I know better. Just jokes.)

@@h0ly208 as a person who doesn’t know what elo is but has a 0 next to my username for some reason I can confirm that’s what they’re called

@@VakierMapping lmao thank you. I was losing my mind there for a second.

​@@VakierMapping it's knight and bishop

I think mittens is the winner tho He literally used his rock pawn as a winning facotr!

@@Chess_universe2 Nah bro, Mittens only got lucky, I'll choose Mittens over Mittens any day.

@@jattzjangra4157 kinda agree that they are all mind blowing but... I think mitten is not lucky he calculated all of that But mitten wasn't able to see that he losing that's why

It reminds me of the Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin by the Onion, except those were 3 Putins.

I agree

Fourth dimension of time 😂

It's been 6 days and this is the first joke I've seen like this. Nicely done!

Crazy time! (Simon's cat): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-l5ODwR6FPRQ.html 😻

yep

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That’s some epic stuff

@Correct your mom

@Correct I hope you fall into a wood chipper feet first.

yeesssss

That would cause the earth's core to explode

I agree!

Big fan sir

@@kyubhi ❤

Watching*

fax tho

im picturing those glove mittens lol

(edit: possibly) copied comment

No not completely

@@ochyt328 still copied

i would say it's copied. this is the original comment Mittens: I have to sacrifice my bishop so that i can checkmate you Other Mittens: Heh, I know that. So i WONT take it. Mittens: I already know you won't take it. So with my bishop.. i'll take the FREE PAWN. Other Mittens: You think i fell for it?, now that your bishop is gone. I can THREATEN a MATE Mittens: I already predicted you wo-

@@am_crowner8265 Ha, but I KNEW you would show the original comment, which means NOW I can point out that two people can have the same idea at the same time without copying, writing was invented at least 4 times independently. Someone can come up with a great comment only to be outdone by somerandomedude on the internet with the same idea and a meaningless difference in execution.

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More like Grandmaster Cat bots Magnus Carlsen's pets

It's literally not a cat

22:22 Woohp Woohp

@RoBxyan nonono you got it all wrong. It’s a fish

@RoBxyan ceci nest pas une pipe

You misspelled money. It's money not chess.

@@jarateman6427he seems to be really enjoying making these videos though

He would have become a good sport reporter as well.

@@GNU_Linux_for_good if chess isn’t a sport, why is it so competitive with professional players who could totally do a Pros vs Joes episode blindfolded?

@@jarateman6427 did you not feel Levy's passion and genuine enthusiasm while watching this video? I mean like, yes sure he definitely is making money. But... so what? How does that negate any of his genuine passion? People like you are so dumb lol, your perception is completely flawed...

No, i think Mittens won, not Mittens

@@DarkRose-zf7ephat are you talking abou?! Clearly *Mittens* won, not *Mittens* !!

@@kamalal-hamid4634 Just watch the video! Clearly Mittens had a better strategy! Obviously Mittens won, not Mittens

@@DarkRose-zf7ep Strategy doesn't matter, what matters is results and clearly Mittens delivered.

@@theblinkingbrownie4654I still hold my opinion that Mittens obviously won

Best Chess Storytelling has the account "Top Chess" with his "chess memes" series

Agreed

Guys I BEATED MITTENS I SWEAR NO CHEAT I SWEARRRRRRRRRRR CHECK MY CHANNEL SHORTS

No one start good at chess not even a genius every one was awfull at certain moment if u learn the principles you will gradually get better.

i hate you stanchris

It's gonna rain cats & dogs!

Cats obviously

I'm more of a dog person but if they add it it will be interesting. (im expecting someone who is a massive L gon reply to me with "who asked")

same

@Correct 😋😋😋

@RoBxyan 100% hikaru is so entertaining too