Well no- Mihoyo ruins my plans like- I pulled in Ayaka's banner to lose 50/50 BUT I won my 1st 50/50 at soft pity and I don't even like it- (already have eula and diluc so y e e t, ayaka sub dps it is)
Diluc: was told the knights of favonius would disband if he did this Kaeya: bored Zhongli: confused about his life choices Venti: drunk Childe: it was his idea
I love how we're all just gonna collectively agree that Childe was the one who planned all of this, Zhongli is doing it for Mora, Kaeya probably told Diluc that he'd shut up for a whole week if he did this with him and Venti's just drunk👏
Kaeya: Lost a bet Diluc: Won a bet Childe: Organized it Zhongli: Has too much time on his hands Venti: Drunk and will most likely try to play his little harp thing to the beat,,
ikrr it should’ve been venti in the middle, kaeya and diluc standing in the second one, and childe and zhongli standing in the back since their so tall-😭😭
Kaeya: yeah baby, look at me Diluc: RETRIBUTION! Childe: hAhAhA you will never beat me, i'm the best dancer💅 Traveler to Zhongli: You said you would pay for dinner next time *also Zhongli getting Mora* Venti: kOkOdAyO
Archons: ok we need *M O R A* ✨ Kaeya: yo wassup imma join Childe: *YEETS DOWN DOOR* I HEARD *D A N C E* 💅🏻💕 Kaeya: wait hold on *calls Diluc* Kaeya: “Yo Bro I’ll shut up for 1 whole damn hour if you do this” Diluc: *s c o r e* 👁👁
Venti : drunk Kaeya : having a good time, but also drunk. Zhongli : drunk and payed to do this Diluc : had a bet with kaeya Childe : just wants to get away from the fatui for a bit
PLEASE I JUST SAW A GENSHIN AD BEFORE THIS AND ITS SO ANGSTY AND POETIC WITH DAIN TALKING ABOUT OUR LOST SIBLING AND OUR STORY AND THEN THERES THE FANDOM WHICH IS SO DIFFERENT
this really is just Kaeya and Childe being like "Hey let's do a funny dance haha" Childe offering Zhongli mora for it and giving Venti some wine (he can't refuse free wine!) and Kaeya promising Diluc that he will leave him alone for a day if he joins
Let me continue... Car: sold House: auctioned Girlfriend: left Bank account: debt Clothes: tattered Bed: the chair at the park Mind: felling at bliss for having so many 5 stars
Childe: came up with this idea Diluc: dragged by Kaeya Kaeya: did this willingly Zhongli: not sure why he is there but he did this anyway Venti: drunk asf
If Tevyat had a boy k-pop group, Childe will be centre, Venti will be main vocal, Kaeya will be main dancer, Diluc will be Visual and Zhong Li will be main rapper.
Why these characters did it? Kaeya: For fun Diluc: Because Kaeya promised him he won't disturb him for a week after this Childe: For fun Zhongli: Because Childe promised him he will get mora after this Venti: He is drunk, can do everything
Venti: drunk Kaeya: probably sober or trying to impress albedo Diluc: was forced Zhongli: had to dance for mora Childe: was actually willing to do it, planned it.
The darkness that covered this entire world became a curse for so many lost souls. In times like these, I, Fischl, applaud those who are honored to cheer Me, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung along other humans. Thy validation shall complete. And Thy deep understanding for Entertainment shall adjust for the Dawn that waits for us in the Future.
Kaeya & Childe: were the ones to suggest it Diluc: was forced into this by Kaeya Zhongli: Was bribed by tartaglia Venti: is drunk and was likely promised wine by Kaeya