Mock the Week Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather Forecaster 

Frankie's face at 3:12 is priceless haha

When that one guy started reciting "It's Raining Men" I just lost it...:P:P:P:)

"Aaraarrawawawararara. Scotty, that's the most convincing your accent's ever been." xD -IMP ;) :)

"It's a baby hurricane. We'll name it Lewis."

my entry: "I'm here because I can be wrong all the time and still have a job."

"Captain, I think we're about to crash in a blue police box."

"What you staring at me for? Look out the fuckin' window!" My fave joke on this ep.

I'd say fuck the weather but it's certainly under 18 😂😂

"What you watching me for, look out the f*cking window!" :3

"It was raining cats and dogs last night I should know I was throwing them off my balcony" lol

Frankie's first one is amazing. Perfect delivery on that one.

Frankie's face after Frank Skinner's tax disc joke

4:37 - A funny one, but just an interesting note that most of the Star Trek actors who also worked in Shakespeare (Patrick Stewart, John DeLancie, etc) considered Star Trek to be good practice.

My entry: Britain and Ireland are actually going to have a scorching summer.

'Monday shite, Tuesday shite, Wednesday shite, Thursday bollocks' hahaha

"Captain" "Yes?" "There's a load of floating dogs outside the ship window" "Fuckin' leave them they're playing Flying Saucer"

Uhura, nor Uhuru. XD

Water you watching me for? Look out of the fucking window..! LOOOL..!

"what do you care what the weathers going to be like you look shit in all your clothes" XD LOL

Well let's see if we can make that two predictions in a row.

"shit i've left my baby in the car."

Captains log: just seen some aliens. OMG WTF LOL :)

That hayfever joke works even better now in covid 19 times

What are you watching me for? Look out the window! Lol

Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather Forecaster: A correct forecast.

Captain's log: Just saw some aliens OMG WTF LOL :)

Windy rainy sleety snowy stormy cloudy sunny. It's gonna be one of them.

SCOTCH EGG! russell is an absolute legend!! XD

Lol the newest episodes that just came out are absoluately hilarious.

"What are you watching me for? Look out the f**king window!" "Captain's log: 'Jst seen sum aliens; OMG, WTF, LOL, :)'..." Gina Yashere back at her best! :)

Andy's dancing at 1.52 XD

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY SCOTCH EGG LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

this is so funny :D

This was Gina's best SWLTS in my opinion

"Depression over Scotland now the weather" lol

My entry: "It's going to be beautiful this week! 13% chance of rain all throughout, hardly a cloud in the sky, low humidity and an average temp of sixty-seven degrees. Perfect weather for staying inside eating Fritos and playing XBOX Live all day with the drapes closed.

Russel: It was rainin' cats and dogs last night...I should know I was throwin em off my roof~ Is it just me or is there a high chance that Russel had a slightly demented childhood XD still funny all the same.

Haha Andy Parsons @ 1:08

"Temperatures high as 50 celcious... I LEFT MY DOG IN MY LANDROVER!!!"

I have never got the scotch egg bit, is it a reference to something or was Russell just being random? Either way it totally bombed

mine would be its raining men, hallelulah!

I don't understand Andy's joke: "Now which one of you put your red top in the washing with all the yellow ones?"

Hahahaha, very funny!!!

She was the best!!

Frank Skinner was great in this episode.

"Captains Log: Just seen some aliens, OMG LOL WTF :)"

The tax disc joke needed more laughs!

It was raining cats and dogs last night. I should know, I was throwing them off my roof.

my thinking on that is Frankie has become so central to the shows fabric that he has used his creative control to get out of doing that round from now on - he looks like he cudnt give a toss about the standup bit when it rolls around - but ur possibly right all the same

that's happened to me. It should work now

What are you watching me for? Look out the fucking window!

"The sun shines brightly over london today."

more? he's on every episode! lol

They've stated that the point system doesn't really exist. Dara just gives 'em to whomever he feels like, same with the final victory :P

3:13 Frankie is not amused

So here's the summary: Monday shite, Tuesday shite, Wednesday shite Thursday bollocks. Can't fucking beat Hugh Dennis.

A cloudy with a chance of burning brimstone

@methenium i love it when he insults scotland

i was going to record on sky + but couldn't darn =(

@Rokuyasama, you need to go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. The original one for that joke was either going to be "I am the first gay captain of the Enterprise. Bum me up." or "I am the first gay captain of the Enterprise. Beam up me."

This is the federation of gay planets- open your docking bay and prepare to be borded! -Pure genius Frankie!

that's frankie

Hers are the best.

And now the summary: Monday shite Tuesday shite Wednesday shite Thursday bollocks.

yay

sorry thought you said Boyle, lol

Spock's dad was the Vulcan 🙄

I had it too at first. I thought he was childish to the level that was just ridiculous rather than funny, but I've seen a lot more of him now and I've come to appreciate him. He's still not my favourite but when I see him come on a show that I was watching I do go: "Oh, hey that's Russell Howard!" instead of "Oh no, that's Russell Howard!" which it used to be XD It's something you just have to like I suppose (:

Tatty bojangles OMG WTF LOL :)

See Frankie Boyle's face at 3:11 after the joke.

what you watching me for....look out the fucking window

2 Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forecaster: There's a 50% chance of rain and a 100% chance I'm going to get pissed tonight. I hope the heavy rains don't uncover the bodies I buried.

thats russell howard how can u not like him :O

I'M A FUCKING SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR AND HERE I AM TALKING TO THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORM PEOPLE xD

temperatures could rise to 31 degrees SHIT I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR!!

....and now a weather forecast map for the blind!

It looks bright for the weekend got three grams of coke in my pocket and the wife on holiday

'What're you staring at me for? Look out the f***ing window!', possibly the only non-racist joke Gina's ever done.

very funny scotty now beem down my clothes

What is Andy doing at 1:53???

Alright - which one of you ate my scotch egg?! ...well I thought it was funny

what is the joke behind captin catty bojenkles?

ohhhhhhhhhhh thats what she was saying. I was wondering what the fuk she was on about. I laughed anyway cos she said smiley face.

Btw skellex it's not king it's ambassador

hahaha, "temperatures could reach up to 31 degrees- shit! ive left my baby in the car" :L

i am in the wrong smeging television programme

Does anyone ever notice that Frankie never laughs at other peoples jokes. He must think they're all shite.

Look at Frankie Boyles Face at 3:13, He likes that was SHIT!

"This part of the country is going to stay hot and wet for quite some time because that's where my girlfriend lives. Oh yeah!"

It was raining cats and dogs last night I should know I was throwing them off my roof What are you watching me for look out the fucking window

And now the weather...actually, I don’t know why we bother. Sunshine, rain, gales, snow - the British public with moan about it regardless!

Haha frankie Boyle "This part of the country is going to stay hot and wet for quite some time... 'cause that;'s where my girlfriend lives OHHH YEAH! "

People in the red shirts always die. Someone in the yellow shirts was clearly worried about color-bleeding, as they should be.

@anderson9132 Ahhhh, screw that >:(

I think I get why it was funny... One of the members of Star Trek could be acting all picky about the red & yellow tops. Still, sounded a little bit bleedin' obvious the first time I heard it. :|

And sadly it was pathetic. Apart from that i LOVE Gina.

@domino9133 It was a running joke on that particular episode. Forget what it means, breasts i think?

Thanks for ruining the line for me now. -_-

@domino9133 Tatty bojangles.

Why did Frankie leave? Was it just because he didn't want to it anymore? :'( I'll never forgive him