Mojang just broke enchantments. Completely. 

Oh lol wait someone already made a comment about this 5 minutes before this comment was made

They should leave the lighting thing in the game and add it to bedrock 👇

No, the Spider is just that strong

@@Spectrythium yep

OPM characters talking about king:

Dullness 1

Emptiness 1

@@limezhitelif it’s dull should the a sharp blade is a safe blade logic apply and damage the player instead?

@@limezhitel Corroding II

@@ChairGang3 Achievement Unlocked: A prickly situation

"It has come to our attention that enchantments use magic. We have decided to remove enchanting to discourage children from studying the dark arts"

*Don’t read my name………😮*

Why are you still bringing up this same “joke”? Is this because you haven’t moved on from the fireflies? For the note, yes I wanted fireflies. But you’re being annoying for bringing something that happened 2 years ago and think that they will remove everything because of “realism”

​@@justaguy2183 It's funny tho Also the reasoning is still ridiculous no matter what Mojang is trying to convey

@@amspook if i realised "wait the thing we're adding to breed frogs is literally poisonous to frogs" i'd probably remove it too. i really don't see why people act like it was an absurd decision

oh no

if it can create audio, it will play megalovania

if it has 2 states, it will play bad apple*

i wonder if it would be possible to somehow make a program that continually outputs the frames of a movie or video or something as a painting with data and then load them into minecraft then build some sort of command block based thing that will place and delete all the paintings so it will be like watching a movie but in minecraft

​@@jenconvertibles I mean, with enough paintings added in game and using a command block to set it to whatever specific painting required, maybe? Can paintings have transparent pixels? Place one painting layer on a barrier block for enemies and another for GUIs, a second or third layer for rooms / environment, maybe one right up front for effects like muzzle flash and blood spray? May run at the same speed as Sethbling's Atari? emulator he made on MC, but it would exist at least.

Hi

Yo

touhou fans are here

lotus land story

Ever on and on, I continue circling, with nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing and suddenly I see that I can't break free I'm-

*Don’t read my name………😮*

And apparently, a bot too.

@@FrankApelledalph what?

​@@rayrsdreferring to the "Touhou fanbase was summoned" since there's a bot comment the guy said "and apparently a bot too" was summoned, because it commented

Touhou hijack lol

rizzness

Cringeness

make it a curse enchantment imagine walking up to a ruined portal at the beginning of your world and seeing "dullness 1" on a sword

even if its dull it should do damage so it should instead be called depression and you just lose motivation to finish your swing

So i have a question; What is Touhou? Is it a game, a place, a style, a show? Cause i feel like ive seen it be described as all of those, so im just a bit confused 🙃

okani

What is touhou

2hu mentioned ❗️❗️

Touhou Fan of 23rd Hijack Brigade reporting for duty

​@@plankera perfection. From the gods themselves.

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@@FantaOfficialXbot LEAVE

Pretty sure someone tried to code the first Shrek movie into Minecraft world by using random blocks.

@@egornick9206 Got a video on that? 👀

@@martienthestar finally found it! Storing Files in Minecraft Project Showcase 3

It's so sharp, it splits through the gaps between the molecules, so it doesn't know it's been cut yet.

​@@eggbun Atomic Samurai

"Feel every last inch of my blade" "Is it even in?"

The spider doesn't even realize it has been cut through

Lol someone stole your comment and he got 900 more likes than you as of this writing

@@Kinen098 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Someone stole your comment and got pinned 😭

*Don’t read my name………😮*

@@FantaOfficialX what

It must happen

I still think a Zednix "weird mechanics" collab would be amazing. Or PhoenixJumbo, the giant redstone firebird that rains hell down onto a new set of chunks and makes Doc's perimeter look like the Boatem Hole. And just imagine PhoenixDoc. Just imagine.

@@gaelonhays1712 the possibilities are huge

sharpsolutely not

💀

blunt

i edge to skibbiddy toil

ness

It seems they are allowed much more freedom for the under the hood stuff, and they don't need to worry about parity either. Feels like there will be custom items/blocks/entities soon at this rate.

⁠​⁠@@zarrg5611 Perhaps I’m naive since I’m not deep into the technical side, but I think this might bring both versions into closer parity. I believe Bedrock has had custom items/blocks/entities for a while.

@@annieh1315 Bedrock has it's whole own thing, like it has some kind of built in MC edit or something.

@@zarrg5611 it makes sense. For ordinary features, they have to worry about feature creep, as to not overwhelm players, especially for people who stop playing and come back every once in a while, to avoid putting in things that break the game (Balance-wise or feel-wise), to keep things refreshing every year, and to keep old features relevant. No such worries with technical side.

as a modder who previously worked pretty heavily with enchantments, i've had the misfortune of having to work with the old (pretty garbage) enchantment system and the amount of under-the-hood changes that needed to be made to support this are insane.

we are everywhere, always.

What is touhou??

@@XAnderson27Bad Apple!! Is Touhou.

​@@XAnderson27 Bullet hell game, Bad Apple is from Touhou 4

@@XAnderson27 A series of Japanese bullet hell games made by Jun'ya Ota more commonly known as ZUN. The animation in the video, is taken from an animation for the song Bad Apple!! which was a remix made by Alstroemeria Records from a song in the 4th game of the series, Lotus Land Story (currently there are 19 mainline games in the Touhou Project series). Touhou has a very loose policy on fanworks, even allowing fanworks to be monitized, thus a culture around it has proliferated, and there are today thousands of Touhou music remixes, fan manga, animation (including multiple full length fanmade anime) and a myriad of other related derivative works. (If you can't tell, I adore Touhou Project).

Gyatness

Shut-

the up

No need to be so blunt about it.

It has the ‼️

*Don’t read my name………😮*

Name and pfp. What have you done to Ahsoka?

@@Wolfie54545 she is origami now.

he obviously didnt make it by hand, he would have made a script to do it (my first guess would be using opencv in python lol). still pretty cool tho

*Don’t read my name………😮*

You have the most interesting profile out of the many I've seen

@@K0nomistill would probably take a decent amount of effort

It's a fu€king bot y'all dumb lmao

Forget displays, some crazy mfer did it on actual APPLES

@@shuvelstone1331 I know. I am such a crazy mf, I even included all the fruits and objects into device and displays because I did not think of simply saying "every object played this gif"

Golden apple. 😏

Make it the original Lotus Land Story version to throw everyone off.

Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo Mienai wa sou shiranai

jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete

HEYYYYY

average Tokyoian hymn:

not me reading the whole thing

I tried the translate to English button, and as far as I can tell it only changed one line. Fifth paragraph down, second line changes to “what is wrong with you”? That’s a good question

Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate and the carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free, I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am! Who I was! Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free and Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back Because everything would change, and it all would fade to black Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know? Can I take another step? I've done everything I can All the people that I see, they will never understand If I find a way to change, if I step into the light Then I'll never be the same and it all will fade to white Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate and the carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free, I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am! Who I was! Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free and Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back Because everything would change, and it all would fade to black If I make another move, if I take another step Then it all would fall apart There'd be nothing of me left If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white? Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see I've forgotten if I can If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back 'Cause I'd throw it all away and it all would fade to black

​@@equilibrum999Your icon is very relevant here. 😉☯️

gyatnews

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Huh

@@dovjur2887 ah, just saw

a song made for a game called Touhou

Bad Apple is the music used in Stage 3 of the game Touhou 3 : Lotus Land Story with the widely known music video being a remix by Alstroemeira Records which has become a bit of a meme similar to "does it run DooM" where people just try to run the music video on the strangest devices.

Riot from Bloodbath??

Rlcraft

Riot? GD reference?

咒从中华强！

*OH NO*

I am in it

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

No chance! 😂

your second

Pin beggar lmao

you shall never be pinned! muhahahaha

The enchantment level should determine what frame the video starts on.

Like begger

No

Honestly i didnt know what else to put here, suggestions?

Why is IT talking?

and how many do you have?

Ik right

Who forgot to ban this bot again ?

SHUT UP

People that agree 👇

Strollin stu omg